You know that song Babylon? How about some of you guys out there get together and re-record it as an homage to Ashley, changing “babylon” to “babble on?” Incoherent Ashley recently took to her MySpace for her own episode of People’s Court, all but condemning the “haters” – aka 90% of the Internet wrestling community (way to alienate, Ash!). Apparently, part of the punk rock lifestyle includes typing like a ‘tard, did someone forget to send CM Punk that memo? “Not punk enough, Punk, it’s spelt ‘rawk’.”
Read Ashley’s comments below. But before that, a disclaimer so we don’t get sued: WARNING: MAY CAUSE SEVERE LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS.
Donâ€™t believe everything you hear…lets clear some S**t up, shall we…
So, I guess everyones taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA!
The latest questions Iâ€™ve been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy nums (which is a load of crap btw n I know for fact) down to rumors about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none of that S**t is true…hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone who thinks starting rumors about S**t they know nothing about is their job…
Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions Iâ€™ve been getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or Iâ€™ll take this cas and shove so far up your…whoops just kidding…hahah got carried away I suppose…
Anyway, that oughta clear things up for now, nothin but love for ya my punks!
PS- I dont have a single other account NOT BEBO, NO OTHER MYSPACE, NO FACEBOOK, NOTHING, I promise you, I barely have time for this one!!
Catch up with yall later, love ya
The dirty diva
What’s that word Diddy loves to use? Oh yeah… bitchassness. Ashley has a severe case of it.