I’ve cracked it! I’ve finally figured out just who Maria gets her style and hair tips from… the trannylicious Pussycat Dolls! The big hair, the crazy uncomplimentary outfits – it all makes so much sense now! Not content with being a Playboy Bunny, in her latest WWE.com photoshoot (that would make the ninth one this month), Maria unleashes her inner Pussycat! View photos »
Taking cues from Nicole and err… the other ones may be cool if you’re, I don’t know, blind as a bat but then again Maria is rarely the picture of fashionable perfection. We’ve been hearing recently of Maria’s passion for singing – maybe she’ll try out for the next season of “Pussycat Dolls Present…” Or better yet, before dabbling in new things, maybe she should try and perfect her current crafts? Here’s a to-do list:
- Dress self with lights on
- Practice new facial expressions for photoshoots
- Oh and if I can squeeze in time, get better in ring (but only if I have nothing better to do)
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Love her
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I find it funny that all you do is bash. And to bring to your attention Maria has one one maybe two photoshoots this month. Not nine so heres a to do list for you;
1. Learn to count.
Easy, easy! 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10!!!!
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I find it funny that you don’t understand the concept of sarcasm.
I can count, but thanks anyway =)
CW Reply:
September 21st, 2012 at
I find it funny that you wrote things like this completely bashing her and then when youre interviewing her for your site youre kissing up to her copletely. Thats so two faced and hypocritical its actually funny.