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Kelly’s Expose Returns: Who Cares?!

8 comments | Posted by Melanie

Last night on ECW’s 100th episode on Sci-Fi, Kelly Kelly returned to her roots with a one night only edition of “Kelly’s Expose”, in what I’m sure was a moment of gleaming pride for the Diva. I guess WWE thought it would be a fun nostalgic moment for us fans, because we all watch ECW in our droves to even remember the stupid segment. And furthermore, it was such a huge success for ECW in it’s early days, that they decided to honour it with a comeback? Oh yeah, so successful… Remember all those times Kelly couldn’t (and still can’t) dance? That time she couldn’t unhook her bra? Oh, the cherished memories!

Elsewhere, one of the few shining stars of ECW - Layla - upstaged the blonde one with her dancing skills leading to a catfight. It’s like one of those fairytales that never ends… I wish I could just slam the book shut, bind it with tape and throw it to the bottom of a river. I guess they thought, 100 episodes, 100th catfight between these two? Check it out below:

My favourite part is when Kelly puts her leg on the rope and starts gyrating her pelvis, your mother would be proud honey. The only thing the return of Kelly’s Expose achieved was remind us of how Kelly was called up with no experience about the industry and how useless she was and to some extent, still is.

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8 Responses to “Kelly’s Expose Returns: Who Cares?!”

  1. Posted by Erin 7th May, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Well, thank GOD it returned! My prayers were answered!

  2. Posted by Melanie 7th May, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    I mean it was such an influential part of WWE like Piper’s Pit.

  3. Posted by Erin 7th May, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    Psh.. Piper’s Pit was overrated. That didn’t have the (empty) promise of nudity!

  4. Posted by wwedivafan 7th May, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    who cares Kelly can’t dance? Is she really in wwe for dancing? no. Kelly is there for wrestling and she is doing a way better job of it then Ashley and Maria. (Layla is also doing good)

    Kelly’s Expose’s only purpose was to build Kelly Kelly and Mike Knox, not to be takin as a serious segment like Piper’s Pit and the many other segments like that.

  5. Posted by Linzi 7th May, 2008 at 11:23 pm

    ^I think they were being sarcastic, lol.
    Waste of air space tbh, they could of been doing one of those fancy things they do on Raw & SD called - HAVING A MATCH.

  6. Posted by Ryan 8th May, 2008 at 1:48 am

    Aw come on, now. We all love to see flat chested girls dance, don’t we?

  7. Posted by Michelle 8th May, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Pfft Kelly is so jealous of Layla’s superority.

  8. Posted by Jessica 9th May, 2008 at 2:36 am

    Wow, you all need to stop hating on Kelly!

    I agree, it was to build up the storyline between her, Mike and CM Punk.

    Who cared if she couldn’t dance? Maybe some people are just jealous… =X

    If it gets ratings, I’d sure as hell bring it back for the 100th episode of ECW.

    Least we forget Kelly’s been there through the whole thing. Every 100 episodes. Why shouldn’t she get her spotlight? Even if it /did/ mean being ruined by Layla.

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