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DJs Are a Matter of Life or Death

5 comments | Posted by Erin

WWE.com has an article up in which they question Superstars and Divas on what they would put in their own personal “survival vault”. The answers from the Divas range from the trivial (a DJ?) to the sentimental (friends and family):

“I’d definitely put an iPod in there with me singing,” noted Raw’s tone-deaf songstress, Jillian. “I’d also want another human being — maybe Britney Spears? I wouldn’t want her kids, though. Just Britney, so she can entertain me.”

The Doomsday vault, however, isn’t fun and games for everyone — especially troubled pop starlets. “My father was in the Air Force, so we had a lot of that dehydrated food and green cans [of sardines],” said Victoria, who takes the subject very seriously. “I wouldn’t have anything for looks, really. It’s basically all about survival.”

For Candice, it wouldn’t be just a Doomsday vault; it would be a Doomsday party vault.

“I’d definitely put a DJ in there,” said Raw’s sexy former Women’s Champion. “[The vault] would float on top of the water [like Noah’s Ark] until it all fell through.”

Never one to fret over the material things in life, Michelle McCool stressed the importance of having family — including golden retriever Jonah — inside her survival chamber.

“Everything else, other than my family, friends and maybe photo albums for memories, is pretty meaningless,” explained SmackDown’s All-American Girl. “You can’t put a price on the things I’d put in that vault, simple as that.”

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5 Responses to “DJs Are a Matter of Life or Death”

  1. Posted by Melanie 15th May, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    Candice’s answer, wow… just wow.

  2. Posted by Jane 15th May, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    a DJ? wow Candice, smart.

  3. Posted by Linnel 16th May, 2008 at 2:39 am

    Wow, some people take answers just way too seriously. Its not a freakin serious article. So don’t take it serious.

  4. Posted by Tom 16th May, 2008 at 2:42 am

    Actually, in looking at it, it’s more of a gimmick article.

    Candice is supposed to be the more energectic techno dancing diva and I guess the diva was used to stay in character.

    Jillian chose and iPod, Santino chose pictures of himself, McCool, being boring as hell once again, chose family and Kennedy chose dvds and tv.

    It’s obvious that this wasn’t to be taken seriously. Ugh, people think everything MUST be serious these days.

  5. Posted by Erin 16th May, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Of COURSE it’s not serious to the Bible. Does that mean we can’t laugh at it? Christ.

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