| Diva Dirt’s Wheel of Misfortune! May 26th 2008 | Posted by Melanie |
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We are using our powers of premonition to predict that tonight on RAW, a match between Beth Phoenix and Melina will be announced for One Night Stand. These Divas have been locked in an intense feud which has provided must-watch television for the masses and has certainly rejuvenated my interest in the women’s division! For those not familiar with the One Night Stand concept, every match has a special “Extreme Rules” stipulation: Randy Orton will face Triple H in a Last Man Standing Match, Undertaker vs Edge in a TLC Match etc. Last year, we were given - no, not a Divas ladder match. No, not a hardcore rules match… a fucking pudding match. Granted, Candice Michelle was involved so y’know! But this year, the feud is intense, the feud is about wrestling and we just can’t picture Beth in a pudding match. So, we’ve dusted off our “Wheel of Misfortune” to concoct some stipulations for the Glamazon and the A-List Diva! Vote for your favourite below and if you don’t like any of ‘em, leave your own ideas in a comment! Leather Strap Match: This match hasn’t been in WWE for a century and a half, I think it’s the ultimate Divas stipulation match. Please, WWE dust it off! Whenever there’s a big Divas feud, break out the strap… this could be the start of a tradition! We’d love to see Beth and Melina lock horns tied to each end of a leather strap because it could have some storyline semblance. After all, Melina has been attacking Beth of late with her “boot of woe”, just replace the boot with a strap! Divas Street Fight: The last time the Divas were involved in a street fight/falls count anywhere match was on RAW last year, between Melina and Mickie. This match could be a little more Diva friendly, since I can’t picture WWE putting them in a ladder match. With Beth’s brute force (remember her slamming Melina into the locker repeatedly?!) it could be interesting to see how she uses the arena as her weapon against Melina. Paddle On A Pole Match: This match, in the past, has had T&A connotations (light spanking, anyone?) but given the right combination of Divas (which we have here), the paddle could prove a dreaded weapon for either Beth or Melina! Given Beth’s distinct size advantage over Melina, this could be a great equaliser for Melina to wear out the Glamazon! Divas Cage Match: For the second time in history, is it possible that WWE could break out the steel cage for the Divas? We’d like to think so! Melina and Beth locked inside the steel cage could help settle their differences once and for all! It would also help determine a new No.1 Contender for the Women’s Championship. After you’ve survived and won a cage match, you surely deserve a shot at Mickie, right? “I Quit” Match: With a similar theme to the match above, this would again settle the score between the Glamazon and the A-Lister and determine a new challenger for Mickie. These girls have so far pulled out all the stops - Melina attacking Beth with her boot and Beth beating the crap out of her backstage - maybe the words “I quit” are the only way to go? Whatever the option here, I’m looking for a history-making match. Please, please don’t dump us with another freakin’ lumberjack match or I will sue. Which match would you like to see? Vote now! If you have your own idea, leave a comment! Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. |
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Categories: One Night Stand Tags: Beth Phoenix, Melina |

I doubt we’ll get any kind of match this year.
Last year we got one because dumb ass booking couldn’t think of a better way to book Melina’s and Candice’s feud after a million possibilities came up. Hell why no contract on a pole match, meaning if Candice got it, she;d get a shot at the title at NOC. A pudding match was stupid.
Anyways, that was better then no divas match TBH, like what we might get this year. RAW already has taken over half the card and there’s no divas on it. I’d kill for at least a strap match. How bad would that be? It relates in having to do with Melina slapping Beth with her leather boot all the time, a strap isn’t no different.
I’m sure they could fit a Diva’s match on there, and Beth/Melina, with how intense their feud already is, makes complete sense. I haven’t given up hope!!
i hope you are right ! ! !
personally i voted steel cage
STEEL CAGE~!
How about… a boot swiniging contest! That’s what I would vote for! (total sarcasm intended.) It’s pretty sad WWE can build a feud over Melina hitting Beth with a boot. Seriously, If i got hit with a boot, I’d let it go. What is up with these writers. I mean, last week, they still had to have Melina hit Beth with her boot. What is up with that?
Maybe that’s just the way Melina saw fit to attack her from behind? Hopefully she’ll graduate to something more formidable, like a steel chair or ring bell.
I went with the street fight. They could do anything there. My second choice would be the strap match. But wouldn’t it be cool to see a hell in a cell divas match? That would be awsome.
Melanie,
I swear someone from the WWE is scooping this blog lmao.
Woo, Melanie! I was SO channeling some sort of psychic wave when I suggested “I Quit” for the poll.
Ha Ha Melanie. When it was announced last night, I thought the exact same thing. You should copyright the site material. I mean, Paul Heyman looks at the site, who’s to say WWE writers don’t?