Don’t Worry About Ashley (As If You Were)
June 4th 2008 | Posted by Melanie

Escort Ashley added a nice little post-script in her latest “Muspac” blog ensuring us that she will be back on television soon. Oh Ashley, you assume we actually want you back. In fact, we will pay you to stay away ($25,000 sound good?) Check out Ashley’s blog, in her best English, below:

My sSTUPID muspac isnt accepting comments on my main page or on my blogs anymore. WHAT HAPPENED! I used to be so computer savey…ahh well must be the old age creeping p on me. HELP ME PUNKSSSSSS I hope you can post here and it doesn;t not show.
Sad Ashley face…
PS lil bit o family stuff goin on but I will be back on WWE tv quicker than you can say “when is ashley coming back on WWE tv”
hehe
ove ya
peace out homeslices
dirty

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  1. Francesca Smith on Jun 4, 2008, 6:31 pm:

    I can’t stop laughing, you are so funny :)

  2. Brit Croft on Jun 4, 2008, 7:50 pm:

    so so fun ! i love the title lol ! ! ! !

    hihihihihihi !
    i so AGREE lol !

  3. Mandy on Jun 4, 2008, 7:51 pm:

    Is she on crack? Seriously I’m suprised she can even spell her name right.

  4. Doug on Jun 4, 2008, 8:56 pm:

    Wow. A new low. Seriously, I can’t stop laughing at this one. What the hell is a “muspac”? *sarcasm*,& how do u say “sstupid”. Also, are the words “p” and :ove” even in the dictionary? What an airhead she turned out to be.
    As for this “escort service”, she’s really given a new meaning to the name “Dirty Diva”.

  5. Doug on Jun 4, 2008, 8:58 pm:

    sorry, my bad.. “ove”

  6. Erin on Jun 4, 2008, 9:00 pm:

    Ick. I think that fried a few brain cells. I’m so anal about typos and grammar when I’m blogging, writing on message boards, etc. The only time I truly don’t give a fuck is when I’m on MSN Messenger - Melanie can attest to that. :P

  7. Linzi on Jun 4, 2008, 9:05 pm:

    Ahh the latest dose of Ashley-isms. Yeah, yeah “ove” you too Ash. Seriously, is she off her face?
    “I will be back on WWE tv quicker than you can say “when is ashley coming back on WWE tv””

    Seriously love, no one was asking.

  8. Tori on Jun 4, 2008, 9:20 pm:

    I didn’t understand one word she said.

  9. kristen on Jun 5, 2008, 12:30 am:

    I personally cant wait for ashley back on tv and it would be better if she was drafted to smackdown where the divas are apprciated

  10. CC on Jun 6, 2008, 12:08 am:

    I hope she gets embarrassed in a feud with Jillian upon return.

  11. marco on Jun 17, 2008, 2:24 pm:

    i hope trashley never returns shes getting annoying
    PS no one “oves” you

  12. Oppal on Jun 27, 2008, 5:15 pm:

    WHAT IS UR PROBLEM CAUSE IN CASE U DIDNT KNOW THATS HOW PPL THAT ARE I DONT KNOW HOW U’LL CALL IT COOL WRITE AND IF U DONT LIKE ASHLEY IT WILL BE CAUSE U MIGHT NE A HATER

  13. TED on Jun 29, 2008, 3:27 am:

    ashley will be back on raw soon.
    screw the haters who bash her for being a bad fake wrestler in a fake sport.

    i hope they all die of cancer

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