Here is WWE’s resident fashionista Maria, looking so fashionable and fly! Okay, if you had a straight face reading that sentence, you got issues! Maria and her pooch rocked Animal Fair magazine’s 9th annual Paws for Style last night and I guess homegirl read the memo wrong – you’re not supposed to dress like a dog, Maria. My belief is this is one of Maria’s very own creations, God knows the poor girl probably slaved over that sewing machine weeks in anticipation of this event!
Girlfriend paid some serious attention to detail with her latest creation, working out the quirks to match the dress to the event: I mean why else would she be wearing her pooch’s dog leash as a neck strap? Oh and Maria, the little veil on your head – such a nice touch. Seems like someone watched Sex and the City this summer and got a little too overzealous! It’s not like Maria is invited to red carpet events on the regular so points for eagerness, but in short: it seems Maria’s turn at Carrie Bradshaw looks more like the Dog Whisperer.
Judge for yourself by checking out the pics below!
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19 Comments
Holy shit.
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Not too much to say..
umm yeah this is one of those “What the hell was she thinking” moments lol
LOL!
It’s like a pattern factory threw up on her.
lmao
I love Maria, and I usually defend her, but..there is NO defending this outfit!!! Why Maria, why? I hope to God she didn’t design this monstrosity herself. As a Maria fan, I shake my head in shame!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOL LOL
god that made my day
can’t wait for the clothing line maria
lmao. i can only imagine what itll look like Marco.
Oh, shame!
I am a Maria fan, but that “outfit” is horrible!
in the diva dish she said she has to design a outfit for her and her dog but it doesnt look like she designed anything for her dog!
What an ugly dog. The pooch is cute though.
Wow.
Yeah, what in the world was she thinking wearing that. Was she at a dog show or funeral?
I guess i’m the only one who likes her dress…
You’re not alone, I like it too.
And they call her a fashionista? What the hell was she smoking when she decided to wear that outfit. Especially with that netted thing on her head. That’s just atrocious .
Dress is ugly just like her. All her outfits are bad just like her in-ring work. I want the pooch :)
she looks horrible
Looking like that she wouldn’t even win the dog show :p