Here is WWE’s resident fashionista Maria, looking so fashionable and fly! Okay, if you had a straight face reading that sentence, you got issues! Maria and her pooch rocked Animal Fair magazine’s 9th annual Paws for Style last night and I guess homegirl read the memo wrong – you’re not supposed to dress like a dog, Maria. My belief is this is one of Maria’s very own creations, God knows the poor girl probably slaved over that sewing machine weeks in anticipation of this event!
Girlfriend paid some serious attention to detail with her latest creation, working out the quirks to match the dress to the event: I mean why else would she be wearing her pooch’s dog leash as a neck strap? Oh and Maria, the little veil on your head – such a nice touch. Seems like someone watched Sex and the City this summer and got a little too overzealous! It’s not like Maria is invited to red carpet events on the regular so points for eagerness, but in short: it seems Maria’s turn at Carrie Bradshaw looks more like the Dog Whisperer.
Judge for yourself by checking out the pics below!
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July 16, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Holy shit.
July 16, 2008 at 10:44 pm
- Cough -
Not too much to say..
July 16, 2008 at 10:46 pm
umm yeah this is one of those “What the hell was she thinking” moments lol
July 16, 2008 at 11:20 pm
LOL!
It’s like a pattern factory threw up on her.
July 17, 2008 at 12:01 am
lmao
July 17, 2008 at 12:24 am
I love Maria, and I usually defend her, but..there is NO defending this outfit!!! Why Maria, why? I hope to God she didn’t design this monstrosity herself. As a Maria fan, I shake my head in shame!
July 17, 2008 at 1:48 am
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOL LOL
god that made my day
can’t wait for the clothing line maria
July 17, 2008 at 2:08 am
lmao. i can only imagine what itll look like Marco.
July 17, 2008 at 8:47 am
Oh, shame!
I am a Maria fan, but that “outfit” is horrible!
July 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm
in the diva dish she said she has to design a outfit for her and her dog but it doesnt look like she designed anything for her dog!
July 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm
What an ugly dog. The pooch is cute though.
July 17, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Wow.
July 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Yeah, what in the world was she thinking wearing that. Was she at a dog show or funeral?
July 17, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I guess i’m the only one who likes her dress…
July 17, 2008 at 6:02 pm
You’re not alone, I like it too.
July 17, 2008 at 7:35 pm
And they call her a fashionista? What the hell was she smoking when she decided to wear that outfit. Especially with that netted thing on her head. That’s just atrocious .
July 17, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Dress is ugly just like her. All her outfits are bad just like her in-ring work. I want the pooch
July 18, 2008 at 1:48 am
she looks horrible
July 18, 2008 at 4:16 am
Looking like that she wouldn’t even win the dog show :p