Holy “Emo MySpace Poser Queen”, Batman! Seems as though like us, Maria isn’t too pleased with her WWE.com photoshoots so she’s taken to taking pictures of herself and uploading them to her Fan Nation profile. And boy, do they look cliche or what! Flicking through these pictures is like looking at that emo kid from high school’s MySpace pics. I’m not quite sure about the hands-to-the-head look but maybe she’s just a fan of Rihanna, in which case I guess even Maria has some redeeming qualities.
Thinking about it, Maria does have a reason to be emo, she’s a big a flop on SmackDown as she was on Raw. Seems as though WWE has finally realised she’s not a good wrestler and stopped pushing her as such, she’s now a doormat for the likes of Natalya and Maryse. As opposed to being a doormat for Beth Phoenix and Melina. # Bum bum be-rum bum bum be-rum bum #
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September 3, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Oh dear, the trout pout remains.
September 3, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Maria’s a fine wrestler
Shes not as good as beth, melina, victoria, natalya, mickie, jillian + katie, but she has improved ALOT and i think shes better than candice, layla, maryse + michelle =/
level tying with kelly =/
(yes thats ryt, i like kelly better than michelle, candice layla + maryse)
n this is about wrestling talent
September 3, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Better than Candice, Layla, Maryse & Michelle? Level with Kelly? Have you ever seen Maria wrestle, or should I say, try to?!
As I said in the Raw Redux; Aza, Candice is a much better wrestler than Maria and I’m not a fan of either. Both look awkward but Maria doesn’t seem to want to take falls atall as in people performing moves onto her. Just look at every battle royal the Divas have had and I’m pretty sure in most of them, if not every one, Maria clings onto the ropes and makes her exit look crappy. Whereas other divas, including Candice will actually fall from the ring and make it look painful – taking a bump if needed.
Also, Layla, Maryse & Michelle (even though I cannot personally be doing with Michelle) can all put out decent matches, Maria can’t.
September 3, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Ah, she’s like the myspace losers who sit at their computers all day uploading photos of themselves sat in front of the computer.
Maybe instead of taking crappy myspace esque photos, she should find a wrestling school and actually train to get better in the ring.
September 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Maria can never do any right in any of your guys minds. She’s always mocked, made fun of and looked as a big joke.
September 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm
In a nutshell, Sammy…
September 3, 2008 at 7:15 pm
If she gave us something to take seriously.. I’d be all for it
September 3, 2008 at 7:16 pm
LOL.. I guess we should be praising the photographic artistry of these photos. Sigh..
September 3, 2008 at 7:20 pm
It’s like I said in the first comment Sammy, it’s not anything to be taken seriously. Maybe if the WWE Photographers directed her to do the stupid trout pout that ruins 99% of her photoshoots, these photos might be decent but it’s the same bad trout pout and dear-in-the-headlight eyes. Relating it to wrestling, there’s been no major drastic improvement for us to praise her for.
September 3, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Lol Erin, such ingenue… She is my ~*muse*~
September 3, 2008 at 7:36 pm
What the hell is that third one? Maria, you aren’t from the hood.
P.S.: I think that it is funny that this was put in the “Oh No She Didn’t” section. But I think there should be a new section devoted to Maria.
Possible title: “Maria, please”
September 3, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I am not telling you to praise her photos, because I too dislike these photos as much as you. But I don’t I have ever read one good thing about her in this site.
Yes it is your site and you work on it kudos however. I think it’s just the hatred more then ‘honesty’ in atleast half of your Maria posts. But that is just me.
September 3, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I don’t dislike Maria one bit, I don’t even know the girl. It’s honesty. If you choose to believe otherwise, yes that is just you. I can’t change the opinion of anyone and people will believe what they want to believe. I’m not going to try and prove the marks wrong by suddenly heaping praise on Maria when she’s done nothing to warrant it, in my honest opinion. I don’t believe Maria has done anything of late to warrant praise, so in my posts, she won’t receive it. I’m not one for appeasing disgruntled marks who take things too seriously, if you haven’t noticed.
September 3, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Don’t you girls have REAL news to talk about or what? Seriously… who cares? It’s just a few photos. Stop with the useless blog themes.
September 3, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Katy if you don’t like what’s on the site, move along. No one’s forcing you to visit.
September 3, 2008 at 10:04 pm
omg wtf she is funny =]]
September 3, 2008 at 10:22 pm
If you’ve got breaking news that we don’t know about, please share. Unfortunately, this isn’t a celebrity gossip blog, so we don’t have a constant flow of news.
September 3, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Pickin on someone because of their photos is kinda stupid.
Discuss the fact that Lacey is done with wrestling for example. That’s bigger than Maria’s pics imo.
September 3, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Picking on someone? Katy, please do us all a favour and find a hobby, preferably one you can do on your own because you obviously don’t play well with others.
September 3, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Emo because of some pics? I doubt that.
Maria is always doing someting that’s completelly wrong it seems. Today its her pics, tomorrow its her wrestling “skills”. But i’m just saying.
September 3, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Katy’s school assignment:
Visit dictionary.com and look up the followng words: “blog”, “satire” and “hyperbole”.
Class dismissed.
September 4, 2008 at 12:04 am
I don’t have to agree with what you girls say all the time, do i?
I’m just posting my opinion on the subjet.
September 4, 2008 at 12:14 am
There’s a difference between having an opinion and being annoying and insulting to the blog writers by telling us to ‘write real news’, if you don’t like what’s on the site, get to stepping.
September 4, 2008 at 12:31 am
Maybe i went over board. I’m sorry if i offended anyone but i just think people shouldn’t be so negative or “judgy” towards others. That’s all.
September 4, 2008 at 5:52 am
eghhhhh maria doesn’t fair to well without full make up she was a lot more prettier when she was in the diva search with her honey blond hair i miss ditz maria
September 4, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Maria’s really good wrestler.I don’t like some of this pictures,but she just wanted to make something different,I think.
September 4, 2008 at 12:18 pm
eww my eyes are in disturbia after seeing those LOL