So far, you have heard from three of our candidates (well including one disqualified candidate), now it’s time to hear from number four… Michael! Read Michael’s sample blog below and vote after the cut!
Name of the blog: Yes, I need a girlfriend
And away we go!
First off, let me tell you my name : SurpriseElement. I can’t tell you
my real name as the government has  - um, moving on…Age, you ask? I’m out of college, and that’s the closest you’ll be
getting to guessing.So, why does a handsome guy like me like women’s wrestling? Well, I’ve
always appreciated woman who are useful. Women who serve to do more
than stand around and look pretty. I mean, as a kid, you don’t care if
a someone can cook or clean or nail a moving target from 500 feet
away. Okay, maybe the last one, but for the most part, the look is
what gets you.
More after the cut:
But, as you get older, you begin to let go of childish things and
begin to want more in a person, whether it’s your boss or your
friends. You want … what’s word here … substance to go with your
style.So, with my blithering out of the way, allow me to give you my
favorite Diva of all time : Beth Phoenix!I give her so many nicknames : The Beautiful Blonde Beast, Â Divine
White Lioness, Mesmerizing Polish Beauty. Okay, you get it, I like
her.She manages to combine strength and beauty in a natural way, she has
the believable look of a woman who can clean house anytime she wants
to, there are countless people who praise her work ethic, she once
pickd up two grown men over her shoulders and made it look easy, et
cetera, et cetera…I like everything about her. Despite being a heel, she is a complete
sweetheart outside the ring, her features can go from intimidating to
angelic within a nanosecond (as evidenced in her relationship with
Santino), she’s an accomplished amateur wrestler – I mean, what we’ve
seen within the year she’s come back is only a tip of the icebrg of
what she can really do.… and scene
Hope you didn’t fall asleep on my sample :P
Vote below on whether you thought Michael’s blog was “yay” or “nay”.
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16 Comments
It’s a good read,but i feel like sometimes he was trying to hard to sound funny…
You know, I really like this guy. He’s got a future in the business. His name sucks though :P
your kinda funny :D
Hes but kissing so the girls vote for him T_T
He writes well, but it felt awkward to read and felt like he was trying way too hard to be funny.
I liked it a lot, but how would this turn into a reoccurring thing? There could only possibly be a few ‘favorite divas of all time’, 2 or 3 at the most…
simple but normal..its like ur reading a normal fan post not a blogger
I think this guy is great. Funny. To the point. He knows female wrestling. I’d read him regularly.
I felt like he was trying to hard to be funny and witty. He doesn’t have that natural wit like Melanie and Erin
it was okay but kinda random, it just doesn’t have that feel that the site has
i voted yay..cuz it’s better then anything else we’ve seen. but …it feels forced it the witty area. tryin too hard…and it’s easy to notice.
Umm not the best really sorry
My honest opinion: the humor was forced. I didn’t find myself laughing. I went with “nay,†but nice try. I understand it’s hard to incorporate humor into blogging – especially on a subject other than “you,†such as women’s wrestling or the women of wrestling. I don’t always find humor in Erin or Melanie’s blogs too, but maybe read some of their “humorous†blogs and add a pinch of that to yours.
FUNNY
=]
Post more auditions, the ones so far have been bland.
He was trying to hard, sucking up sounded like it, though the opinion is appreciated, it wasn’t that great, a few funny points, grammer errors (probably typing to fast, spell check people)