We’ve been on a detox from this trick for a little while but she’s finally doing something post-worthy. In her best English (it’s like dressing for Sunday church for Ash, don’t judge), Ashley Massaro pretty much reveals that she’ll be getting it all out for Playboy once again. Because we’re all just begging to see her rock hard titties again:
So I know from my last blog you guys are wanting to know about the big ole secret ;o) well youll find out soon enough I promise…and in the mean time, I can give you a little hint at a piece of wonderful news I got the other day. I’ll give you a few guesses. Heres your hint, k….it was awesome that I had an opp to do it last time and I loved it…..n….it starts with a capital P
I wonder if she used her ‘feminine wiles’ to bag her this cover? Lord knows Hef’s in a vulnerable state after being dumped by his head ho, Holly Madison. It’s not like her first cover was much of a success, if I remember correctly, it was the worst selling of the Divas. I wonder how much confidence that must instill considering WWE won’t be pushing this one down our throats? Ashley also writes that she has a ‘big secret’ to reveal, it turns out that all of Hugh Hefner’s Girls Next Door are moving on and he’s shopping for some new bunnies to live with him and star on the E! show, could our beloved (Tr)Ash be in the running?
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hey yea ur rite about the E! tv show thingy
she said she was gonna be on tv or whatever so yea
GAwd i dislike her so much…
I just wish she would disappear off the face of the Earth.
She’s disgusts me.
That sounds like a big, pointless move. Playboy won’t get you much press anymore these days..
I would think she would be hef’s new girlfriend but I don’t think he’s a big fan of punk-rocker look thing she has going on, and if she doing playboy again then ew
Lmfao! I’m still stuck on ‘rock hard titties’. That has to be my favorite diva dirt quote ever! Personally I don’t care what Ashley is doing, as long as I don’t have to see her wrestle anymore. Ugh.
i agree wit steven
now that i think about it
and oh yea when you said rock hard ttties i swear i alomst peed my pants LMAO
Easy way to get good money loll.. oh ashley.. how pathetic.
Or… it could be… Prostitution.
i doubt it
i dont think she wants anymore kids lol
ash do whatever you can to make that i’m all for it i’ve wanted to do playboy for a while i only have one more year!!!
oh i meant make that money
She is so DONE and TIRED!!! please go away…. but yeah anyways i just wish she wasn’t such an undependable person, she never shows up to events she scheduled for and from what I’ve heard she’s pretty careless so I really see her becoming the next Missy Hyatt except with eve less talent and a little more class and when I say class I use that word loosely.
P L E A S E….GOOOO AWAY ASHLEY…YOU SUCK
btw..who else is pissed that whenever you play SvR 09′ we still need to see her face?
im not even going to say anything
I am happy for ash!
She isn’t just gonna sit and wallow abou being relesed she is atually doing somthing!
by something…you mean get naked again?
Trashley really is the human form a cockroach.
ashley seems like a pretty cool chick outside of wrestling. i dont see why people want to hate her just because she couldnt wrestle, at least she tried.i’m glad shes doing something and i hope she comes back(even if she wrestled horribly) just so i can laugh in you guys’ face!
I’m sure everyone is thrilled about this……..
Hey, at least we don’t have to see her in WWE anymore! :)
i dont know but i always said this girl is strange
Lmfao Michelle, I can’t stop laughing. It does begin with ‘P’…
shes not going to be on that playboy show cause the season just started and ashley said that she will be on a show EARLY 09, it doesn’t make sense
Well the only thing I’m gonne fix there is that Maria is the worse saled PLAYBOY