Usually, with multi-Diva photoshoots, I try to encorporate as many Divas as possible into the header photo. However, this definitely called for Maria to be front and center. Sure, Natalya and Maryse have new photos as well, and look pretty damn good, (Maryse is stunning, but is Natalya sucking in her stomach? Why so rigid?) but what in the fuck (pardon my French) is Maria wearing?????? I.. I can’t even imagine what she was thinking when she was putting together this outfit. It looks like a Victoria’s Secret threw up on her. It’s really just.. mind boggling. But hey, maybe she went dumpster diving for costume ideas and landed on this one. Thrifty, but sure as hell not aesthetically pleasing. But who knows, maybe a native Seminole tribe dressed up in lace gloves, pink bras, fishnets, and fuzzy halo-thingys. It’s just.. ugh.. there’s just nothing else to say. o.O
Check out Natalya, Maryse, & Maria’s photos at the end of the gallery.
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MY DEAR GOD. Maria has looked like shit before but this is just beyond ridiculous. WTF???
Hideous!
I don’t wanna disrespect either of you, because this is your website and opinions are important and all that, but you sound bitter as fuck. If all you can do is trash talk someone and act like someone looks like shit every picture they take, then maybe you have some unresolved issues. Like i said, i dont wanna disrespect you and I know this might sound rude, but grow the fuck up.
Maryse + Natalya = HOT O_O
Maria = what the hell has she been smoking?
Cory, we’re a blog. We analyze and criticize things. What would you prefer we do – blindly compliment everything?
I’ve complimented Maria before, and I will again. Just because I think she looks terrible here doesn’t mean I “act like someone looks like shit every picture they take”. Please take a God damn chill pill.
whoa natalya looks wierd…
and maria is idk
hehe did native americans even where those?
Okay, i see that. I understand what you mean about criticism, but what gets on my nerves is you guys praise Layla, someone who’s never even in the ring, and I’ve never seen you say anything bad against her, yet Maria, who actually tries to wrestle, gets criticized in most of your blogs.
Cory, first off, if you’re gonna get rude please don’t hide behind the pathetic lines like ‘I don’t want to disrespect you’. Secondly, what exactly are we bitter over? And why would we have unresolved issues? o.O Are you a die-hard mark with a constant hard-on for Maria? Coz let me tell you now boy, we don’t need those kinda crazies round these parts.
I think even the biggest Maria fan is willing to admit she looks like a freakin’ mess. Take off the Maria-tinted glasses.
The whole act of people crying foul is getting very tiresome and I love how people seem to get selective memory and only remember the negative that is posted on this blog. You read our blog and then throw it back in our faces. Nice.
Er… Wrestling does not equal photoshoots, last time I checked. Just because Layla never wrestles doesn’t mean she doesn’t look good in photoshoots. Same with Maria, Melina, Mickie, Michelle, and all the rest of them.
Hahaha okay, yeah I have a constant hard on for Maria. You caught me… Damn. Yeah I defend Maria a lot and I can admit she is my favorite diva. But like i said before, you constantly praise Layla and Maryse, yes Maryse is beautiful and wrestles well, but Layla never even wrestles. And I actually like your blog, thats why i read it, I just hate how everybody is treating Maria the way they USED to treat ashley. And it’s not because I have a hard-on, its because I like her.
What does Maria looking like crap (which she does by the way) have anything to do with anyone else? So just because Layla doesn’t wrestle that somehow means she doesn’t look good in photoshoots? o.O
Your reasoning is completely redundant.
Actually, my reasoning is you saying how Layla deserved to be on Raw more than Maria did… Really? does she now? That has nothing to do with a photo shoot, it has to do with you saying someone who doesn’t even wrestle belongs on the dominate brand.
OMFG Cory. This part of the blog is about the hot mess she looks in these pictures. Layla doesn’t look like a hot mess in her pictures. Why do you feel the need to bring wrestling into it? Are we talking about Smackdown right now? No.
And for the record, Layla has had some good matches especially with Michelle McCool and right now they are choosing to use her in a valet storyline right now. Not every Diva needs to wrestle every single week all the time.
I’m a Maria fan. Not a great wrestler, but there’s something about her that I like. But Mel and Erin are right…WTF happened here? Maria has a different fashion sense…but this should NOT be considered fashion at all. It’s like she was blindfolded and picked out the worst things possible to put on. I thought this was suppose to be a Thanksgiving shoot, and trust me this doesn’t scream out Thanksgiving…(screams out something else). I know she can do better then this… so I think she got something slipped in her drink before choosing at outfit. Yikes.
LOL @ Victoria. I have so much respect yet pity at the same time for this woman who is always willing to be a true star and trooper playing the comedic role yet should be taken so, so seriously.
I see what you mean about Natalya sucking in the gut, it does look awkward.
Maryse, Mickie, Layla & Jillian all look HOT!
Maryse and Nat look amazing. Although Maria is wearing shit I still think she looks nice.
I think Maria’s clothing (or non-clothing as it may be) choice is definitely on the questionable side but other than that I think she looks very nice.
I still like Jillian’s shoot the best. I hope the rest of the girls (Beth, Eve and Lillian — I think that’s everyone then) are still going to be included I can’t wait to see what Beth chose…
Oh Tiffany and Katie Lea…probably not a good sign that I’m constantly forgetting them…
do they celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada or England???
Luis-Angel – Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving (my mums Canadian so I would know =]). I think they celebrate it at a different time than Americans though. I don’t know if England celebrates it… I know Scotland doesn’t (cuz I live there) so I don’t think England does… but I could be wrong.
Natalya and Maryse look really good =] Although it does look like Natalya is sucking in her stomach… weird but she still looks good =D.
Like the majority of other people who’ve posted here, I don’t like Maria’s outfit… It looks like she was going for sex appeal but unfortunately it turned out the complete opposite.
Maybe Maria was going for the street corner native american look. Idk, I mean everyone has got to have at least one. Hopefully this “fashion designer” dream is part of a storyline cuz if not and she actually thinks some of the stuff she wears is fashion ……wow.
Other than Kelly with her borderline Maria look everyone looks good. I love Victoria’s at least she thought outside the box.
Thanksgiving doesn’t exist in the UK lol =P We celebrate Easter which I don’t think is a big deal in the States though.
Fishnets, a fuzzy halo, and a pink rhinestoned bra top? That definitely screams Thanksgivimg…
*Thanksgiving
oh thanks just wonderin.
Lolz looks like she picked out her clothes blindfolded
Yea Thanks giving in Canada was in October.
God Maria’s photo’s were terrible and slutty. Not to mention they didn’t have a Thanksgiving theme at all. The other Diva’s looked great.