Pass the Rolaids and just let me roll right in here… Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Are you stuffed on stuffing? Can you hardly move as your stomach recovers from finding such naughty euphoria from the dinner table? Or do you just not give a flying duck (or turkey) about today since it has no relevance to you or your country’s history? No matter! I have a treat for you in the equivalent of Fruit Cake & an Ashley Massaro wrestling match (believe me, you won’t be asking for second helpings) – Maria !!!
A photo has been brought to my attention, and I just couldn’t resist myself! Oh. My. God. What was she thinking? Maria pulled a Julia Roberts and unleashed her sandpaper pits for the world to see. This photograph had been taken at Maria’s Playboy signing, and in the words of Monica Geller-Bing: I know, right?! Why this treasure hadn’t been unleashed sooner is beyond me, but like a missed period, better late than never. I’ve already said it, and I’ll say it again: Maria should forget about chasing after the Divas Championship and perhaps chase something else, like, oh… I don’t know, a razor and some shaving cream!
All of a sudden, I just don’t feel as full anymore. But, I’ve got to admit, Maria’s unshaved pits (to which I’m sure most will beg it’s been photoshopped; click here if you do) is just another thing I’m thankful for this year. Ashley’s release and Maria’s humiliation? Pretty darn good year, if I say so myself.
Oh, and welcome back, Josie! Version 3.0 – Lude, crude, but with a semi-likable attitude!
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21 Comments
EWWWWWWWWWW GROSS ):
I didn’t need to see that.
This is old news :S
Holy disgusting closeup, Batman!
lol.. But that was a hilarious catch. I wouldn’t be doing that Beyonce one-arm pose if I knew I skipped shaving.
Lol Erin, very Beyonce indeed.
And Katy, it does say it’s ‘old news’ in the actual piece, maybe you should read before you complain. And we’re not under any obligation to be current and up to date, we’re not a news site.
I don’t know Why are you so cruel…
Are you tottaly bald ?
That is so disgusting! Why would she go out like that lollll
Wow….there goes my appetite
Thank you for that Josie, you made me chuckle muchly!!
Although, I saw the picture once, a while back, on The Miz’s bebo or myspace or something, he(or some stupid imposter) was as disgusted as you..
Happy Holidays!!
Buy a fucking razor Maria!
ICK i barfed a little in my mouth!
yeah lol
ewww
I Dunno why the owner of this web site don’t like Maria, haha.
This photos are sooooooooo old, and if you like so much of Layla El you need to say that she’s veeeery fat, look at her arms, and her BIG forehead, i’m sorry, but you need to admit, MARIA KANELLIS is waaaaaaaaaaaaay beautiful than her.
Ummm Francisco, Layla actually looks after her body and appearence. Obviously, Maria’s a tramp and can’t even shave her pits (and probably her down below area, too).
Francisco, seriously!
I mean come on, Layla is so much prettier than that disgusting beast featured in this post.
and at least Layla shaves…
just watched Smackdown spoilers where does Michelle get her pants from?
omg that’s GROSS, almost as bad as Ashley looked at her playboy signings.
That was a great read that got my laugh for today. Although I gagged at those closeups.
It looked like the razor missed her arm pit and got her elbow instead. :P
Welcome back Josie! :)
Eww. Gillette, Venus, any of them ring a bell Maria?
If I knew I was going to be photographed, & absolutely HAD to pose like that, I’d shave first.
Oh, the irony, Shes pouting attempting to look all sexy.. If only she’d turn to her left.
Oh, come on, she’s not perfect! It happens to the best of us.
Lol.