On this, the month of the inception of Diva Dirt two years ago, we felt we needed to take some time out to celebrate one of the Divas that has given us endless amounts of material to write about.
Oh Maria, we’ve had our ups and downs haven’t we? We may not always like what you’re wearing [okay, all the time!], we may not think you’re the best wrestler, nor will we ever understand your obsession with animal print. But truth be told Ms Kanellis, we wouldn’t have you any other way! The fact that you grace us with your ~followage~ on Twitter suggests that you, yourself, don’t take our words to heart and accept that you can’t win ’em all. C’est la vie, as B*Witched used to say…
It shows us that you have a sense of humor and don’t take yourself too seriously, where some of our readers [read: your fans] may jump on us. We are not ~srs bsns~ and we thank you for being who you are, doing what you do and giving us lots to write about each and every week!
We hope your choice of wardrobe continues to perplex us for many moons to come; after all what fun would it be if we didn’t try to solve a problem like Maria?
Let us take this moment to celebrate the life, times and fashion mishaps of Maria! We salute you!