We get a lot of e-mails from disgruntled fans and in the past, we have shared with you one particular e-mail from a lovely Ashley mark. Well since then, we haven’t really found a worthy successor — until now!
Big thank you to Ryan Short for giving me my first good chuckle of the day, I hope this e-mail hits the spot for you guys too!
WARNING: Contains strong language, so follow the cut to read:
from ryan short <adamsh2008@hotmail.com>
to divadirt@gmail.com
date Sun, Sep 6, 2009 at 2:32 PMOk you know what melanie i am so sick of you never ever ever having a good word at all to say about maria. I’ve never seen you criticize anyone but maria. She can’t do a damn thing right can she. But Oh big ol Torrie Wilson can do know fucking worng can she. A FUCKING DIVA LEGEND? No Trish is a diva legend. You love her so god damn much your blind to the fact she never improved one bit as a wrestler. You dont believe me, go to the wrestlecrap forums and look up what some of them have said about torrie. SHe never did a damn thing of note other than playboy. True Maria has done that as well but unlike torrie being generic blonde 14634563, Maria had a character and had more charisma than torrie could ever hope to have. No wonder she could never make it in hollywood. We all know why you hate Maria you big bitch. You’ll never look as good as her. And unlike Kelly or mccunt, She never bangs everyone in sight like missy hyatt or sleep ith the dead just to get a title. Ad fucking mit it. Mccunt gets absolutly no no no reaction at all. She is not and is never getting over at all. But you just ignore the fact that maria gets big reactions at smackdown, at raw, at ppvs.
Seriously what has she ever done to you personally to warrent this hate. Is it because unlike whorrie wilson she doesnt need to cake on 5 pounds of make up to look beautiful cause maria is all naturall and never needs to get a tit job unlike whorrie wilson. If you were a little more fair and said good things as well than i wouldnt care but you can’t say a single god damn thing aobut her can you. She cares about her fans. I love to know what the fuck you know about fashion. Did you go to school for it it? No. Maria designs her own outfits which i doubt any other diva does. Give her credit for that that you the hypocritical bitch will not.
And dont try to argue back that she doesnt really love wrestling cause she got in through the diva search. Torrie wilson only got in for blowing kevin nash.
And here is the biggest hypocritical part of all. Your wishing Lilian luck and that ” oh my god we love you!!!” Never fucking once has she improved at her job. She constantly flubs her linjes all te fucking time. Alicia Keys? What the fuck is that?
But i know you’ll never fucking respond to this e-mail you hypocritical bitch. Whatever. Im gonna enjoy all the time maria spends in WWE I know she prob wont get a title but the day she does im gonna email you again and im gonna rub your fucking nose in it bitch.
And before i go enjoy
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BITCH BITCH
Thanks Ryan! Please note: E-mails of a similar lulzyness will result in public display for all to enjoy.
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62 Comments
lol,that was hilarious,thanks for posting this melanie,this made my day
this guy needs to realize that diva dirt is a BLOG,it’s all your opinions
Wow. I can’t belive someone actually sat there typing that up.
LOL!!!!
Wow, the hypocrisy is awesome. “Seriously what has she ever done to you personally to warrent this hate” so hating someone because they poke fun at a diva “warrents” that sort of response. You should start a monthly name and shame wall. That would be an interesting read lol.
Its hard reading bad things about your favorites. I used to get upset about the way maria was treated on this site. But I stopped caring cause its just 1 persons opinion. Taught me a good lesson. Like reading negative things about Velvets outfits I dont agree with. But It doesnt upset me because the person writing the statements is writing about someone getting paid to work for a company and entertain the fans. Also its just free publicity for the girls (This Site). It makes them richer!!!.
“Is it because unlike whorrie wilson she doesnt need to cake on 5 pounds of make up to look beautiful cause maria is all naturall”
This can’t possibly be legit, LOLZ
Ahaha. That made my day. Love these kind of emails, especially the ‘Bitch’ repetition at the end.
You know………..I just…………see……….*sigh*……………….I don’t know,I just don’t know how to respond to that.Hmmmm………….oo,ok,I got it.WOW,just WOW.Really,some people are just………..sad.That made my day,I just hope he remembers to take his pills today.
That was funny, it just goes to show that some people should not have access to email. As for Maria though, cirticizm of her is warrented. She is marketed as a wrestler yet in the 4 + years she has been with the company she still seems to lack basic wrestling skills. Torrie started out as a manager then moved into the ring but because of how the women of her time were used, she was not able to show what she could really do.
Someone dosen’t have a life……
Well , I laughed a lot reading this.Bashing Lillian because she made a mistake in the ring , considering that she is in WWE for long 10 years?
I think Maria is not the same product , for me she is just a dumb Diva who can’t wrestle , and I bash her for everything she does , cuz she does everything wrong…WWE , just fire the bitch.And Ryan , are you serious?Comparing Torrie with Maria?For me , Torrie improved a lot during her years in WWE , unlike Mrs. Kanellis , who can’t even do a Bulldog…for you , that’s right?Torrie was atletic and WWE never gave her a chance to show what she could do…Maria , on the other hand , is almost every week on the shows and actually does the same poor wrestling skills…Sorry ,you’re wrong , stupid mark!
Lol!! Wow, he’s angry at you for criticizing Maria but he thinks it’s okay to call Michelle McCool a cunt? He says give credit to her because she designs her own outfits? He should give credit to Michelle McCool who can actually wrestle! I’m not a fan of Torrie Wilson myself but wasn’t she ten times more popular than Maria is today? Some people XD
i’m a Kelly fan , and I know she is not the Diva Dirt’s favorite Diva , but I don’t bash Melanie or Tiffany because they don’t like Kelly so much , I respect their opinion , and you should respect too(Ryan)!
not going to bash that guy for tht…he loves maria and im ok with that cause i dont hate her but..
KEEP YOURSELF AWAY FROM TORRIE WILSON CAUSE SHE IS MUCH BETTER THAN MARIA IN EVERYTHING..
torrie never need much makeup to look good…AND she is way better than maria in wrestling…in her last year(i mean torrie)many many many many wretslers said she deserves the title
molly holly is one of them and we all know she is a legend…JR said this too
and as a legend…i know maria gets a big crowd reaction but never try to compare tht with torrie..i know wining the title is a big thing but its storyline after all but pepole’s love and making money to the company or any magazine she pose for is a REAL achievement…remind me when was the last time people’s called maria to tag in..torrie got tht even with male superstars…hope we r done with tht little torrie/maria thingy boy
That is HILLARIOUS!
Torrie is , for me , one of the best female wrestlers WWE had , she was so atletic and she was 1000x better and prettier tha Maria.
not even funny, just stupid.
I didn’t find this funny at all, I think it was quite sad, but props to Melanie for beeing able to lol at this.
LMFAO.
How someone could watch Maria in this week’s SD match and say she is good is beyond me.
Pedro , how do you write English so well?hahaha I’m brazilian , and I make mistakes all the time!
OMG. This is a blog, not an offical news website!
And don’t get me started on the whole Torrie thing.
Torrie > ALL OTHER “GENERIC BLONDE” DIVAS.
After the very first WWE in 2002, Torrie was on SD! and Trish was on RAW. The only women’s title (and only real women’s dividon) was on RAW, therefore Torrie didn’t get the opportunites that Trish did.
Melanie I love how you snidly gave everyone their email address lol.
@Alexandre – I grew up watching The Simpsons and listening to british musicians, it helps a lot, besides if I want to be a journalist one day I’ve got to keep in touch with different languages.
PS: Mi alzo mekes miztakez :P
huahauhuhauhauhauaahhua Cometer erros tentando falar em inglês pra mim é uma rotina!
PS:I love The Simpsons!
“Mc* gets absolutly no no no reaction at all. She is not and is never getting over at all. But you just ignore the fact that maria gets big reactions at smackdown, at raw, at ppvs.”
I’m not a fan of the c-word, so I changed up the quote, but on to the point, I know Maria USED to get a reaction, but since smackdown reactions are edited I’m pretty certain she doesn’t get one anymore. Especially with Melina the top diva on Smackdown, a lot of the other face diva’s are usually left out in the dark, unless you want to exclude Eve.
So to say Maria gets ‘big reactions’ is over exaggerating much. I’m pretty certain at this point she’s lost whatever reaction she used to be getting.
What a loser.
Oh dear. I can understand ther angr, I guess. But there’s no need to go crazy. Be more constructive! Start up a Maria fansite or write a song titled “Maria Over Melanie” or something. Iunno.
What some people can understand is that we are talking about WRESTLING!!! And..big surprise..MARIA IS NOT A WRESTLER! Melanie dont like her cuz..even knowing that Maria isnt a wrestler..wwe keep her in the job!! She´s really popular and stuff..but she sucks..and she isnt that hot!( I didnt buy her playboy)!!!
This is why people need to keep their kids away from the computer. I refuse to believe that the person who wrote that letter could be any older than twelve. Wash his mouth out with soap and put him down for a nap, stat!
Eeek Ryan is a bit crazy. Okay I can understand with him disagreeing with you, but geez some people can get carried away.
A difference of opinion is normal, that thate letter is just pathetic.
With Maria though I seriously think she should do everything but wrestle. Let her stick to being a ref and other things!
Wow that person has no life
*blinks* Don’t worry Ryan, I’ll prescribe you some prozac.
What an ignorant cad!
That e-mail was the pure definiton of the term “mark”. One thing I can’t stand is people who are marks about a certain Diva, I’m a big big fan of Daffney but I don’t care what people who dislike her write on websites and I certainly wouldn’t send them an e-mail about it. That e-mail was full of contradictions – he kept insulting Torrie Wilson in it – and yet he doesn’t want Maria to be insulted?
These are the sort of people who don’t know what a good worker is in the wrestling business is – he obviously fantasises day and night that Maria is his girlfriend while gazing at posters on the wall of her – and his crush on her leads him to take a bitch-fit when he sees anyone criticising her.
It’s not personal when this site is writing about the Divas, he’s taking things way too seriously.
Just because Maria is “generic brunette 14634563″ – he needs to get a grip.
I don’t understand why some people get so offended and whatnot, when clearly this site is ran by Melanie, and she’s stated that she dislikes Maria as a wrestler and that if you can’t stand to read the blogs produced by Diva Dirt – then to simply not come. People need to get a grip.
So freaking hilarious. I can’t believe someone’s life is that empty, that they would take the time to bitch and complain over something so stupid. People don’t seem to understand this is an opinion piece and Melanie has the right to discuss whoever she wants, in whatever manner she wants. It’s her right.
It’s not just Maria fans that are this crazy. Candice fans, Ashley fans and I think it’s a matter of… They know their favorite isn’t great, so they go on a defensive spree to cover the fact that they know it.
Anyway, that was good for the lulz.
Ryan Short is a Maria Kanellis mark. I could careless if the person is a fan of Maria, but when you’re a mark of a specific Diva/superstar it’s highly annoying. People are entitled to opinion’s. Whether we like these opinion’s or not, people are still entitled to them, and should be allowed to make an opinion with-out mark’s jumping in their cages. This is the main reason why I strongly dislike Maria and Ashley marks. It’s one thing to like a cetain Diva, but when you’re sitting their bashing people’s opinions just because they don’t find your FAVORITE Diva good what-so-ever, they become defensive. This Maria mark, and yes, I shall refer to this person as a mark since that is exactly what they are, just needs to chill out. Not everyone’s going to have the same opinion, not everyone’s going to agree, that’s the beauty of an opinion, so there is no need to attack Melanie or the other writers simply because their opinion’s of your FAVORITE Diva aren’t high at all. It’s their opinion’s. Don’t like ‘em? Don’t read ‘em.
i dnt remember melanie EVER saying tht she disliked maria. she points out marias flaws in wrestling or when she wears something horrible. there have been times when melanie has complimented maria. she has admitted surprise to like the odd move tht maria has pulled off well. she has never said she dislikes maria the person, she may not like maria the character. its like watching a movie and theres this uber bitch you want the bad guy to kill. dsnt mean you hate the actress, jst the character.
i think this person need not be so harsh.
lol im waiting for a rosa email now
also i once took melanies comments to be a bit harsh bt you learn tht melanie is an opinionated person and i respect her for that
MELANIE APPRECIATION DAY!!!
*shakes head* LOL someone quick get this dude a Sanka!
Thanks 4 posting this up, this way we can all laugh our asses out. What a loser, I mean he went a little over board. How dare does he bash Torrie and Lillian? I’m not a Maria fan, she dresses really bad and she’s a bad wrestler, but I do think she’s better then McCool and Kelly Kelly.
This person needs to chill I can understand them not liking there favorite diva being bashed on every website and every forum but that was ridicules.
Wow this poor soul really needs to chill out. Either he can’t spell properly, or he were typing at lightning-fast speed hence all the mistakes.
I guess “ryan short” (is that short-BUS rider by any chance lol?) is the one being a huge hypocrite. He claims Melanie hates Maria yet then goes out his away to say all kinds of offensive and vulgar things about Torrie Wilson, Kelly Kelly, Michelle McCool and Lilian Garcia.
POT. KETTLE. BLACK.
Lmao Wow somebody is angry….
All in all who really cares this is Diva-Dirt we can have our own opinion but…seriously all this wasnt even called for…at the end of the Day Maria is still gonna be the laughing stock of Diva Dirt no matter who rants and complains…lol Maria fans get over it…BTW Torrie had wa more chracter than Maria even Michelle does and I dont like her…
The Boy should be happy we even talk about Maria it may not be in a good way but at least she is known very well on Diva dirt..lol this was so funny…Ryan a.k.a Marialover
Maria has 100 Problems now and we still dont care about any of them…
How Sad
Well…wasn’t he lovely? Nothing gets your point across like profanity and misspelled words.
I personally was a big Ashley fan, and am a HUGE Velvet fan. That doesn’t mean I get bent out of shape every time someone says something bad about them.
This was hilarious to read though, and I liked the giant F made from the word bitch. Very artistic.
People really need to understand that this is a blog.
Well thanks Melanie for the Lols.
Altough this is a blog and that email is very inappropriate and you do not deserve that one bit i do actually think one part of it makes sense about Torrie and stuff, sorry if you all disagree but anyway soz
@purplehaze – absolutely hilarious that point.
Oh Ryan Short, what is there really to say about him? I just kind of stared at the piece for awhile wondering why on earth someone would sit down and type this out. We get it, you love Maria (a bit too unhealthily if you ask me), but really, ever heard of opinions? Melanie’s entitled to hers and as it is her blog, you’ll hear it. Don’t like? Don’t. Read.
And really Melanie clearly stated that she has no problem with Maria as a person (in an earlier blog) just her severe lack of in-ring skills and horrible fashion sense.
What the hell, why did they just start bashing Lillian? what did she ever do wrong?
omg. i just peed a little.
This blog should really be called “The McCrap fan club.” Because hey, that’s what it is.
Maria is a sweet person with a fantastic fashion sense. I’d rather hang out with her than Melanie or McCrap – who doesn’t deserve to be the first to hold both titles.
This site is so far up McCrap’s ass that Taker must be jealous. So what if Maria wants to put out a calendar? Some people like to collect them, yet you guys have to be all high and mighty and trash that, too. I hope your auras are black from it all. At least Maria takes the high road and is CLEARLY better than McCrap.