We get a lot of e-mails from disgruntled fans and in the past, we have shared with you one particular e-mail from a lovely Ashley mark. Well since then, we haven’t really found a worthy successor — until now!
Big thank you to Ryan Short for giving me my first good chuckle of the day, I hope this e-mail hits the spot for you guys too!
WARNING: Contains strong language, so follow the cut to read:
from ryan short <adamsh2008@hotmail.com>
to divadirt@gmail.com
date Sun, Sep 6, 2009 at 2:32 PMOk you know what melanie i am so sick of you never ever ever having a good word at all to say about maria. I’ve never seen you criticize anyone but maria. She can’t do a damn thing right can she. But Oh big ol Torrie Wilson can do know fucking worng can she. A FUCKING DIVA LEGEND? No Trish is a diva legend. You love her so god damn much your blind to the fact she never improved one bit as a wrestler. You dont believe me, go to the wrestlecrap forums and look up what some of them have said about torrie. SHe never did a damn thing of note other than playboy. True Maria has done that as well but unlike torrie being generic blonde 14634563, Maria had a character and had more charisma than torrie could ever hope to have. No wonder she could never make it in hollywood. We all know why you hate Maria you big bitch. You’ll never look as good as her. And unlike Kelly or mccunt, She never bangs everyone in sight like missy hyatt or sleep ith the dead just to get a title. Ad fucking mit it. Mccunt gets absolutly no no no reaction at all. She is not and is never getting over at all. But you just ignore the fact that maria gets big reactions at smackdown, at raw, at ppvs.
Seriously what has she ever done to you personally to warrent this hate. Is it because unlike whorrie wilson she doesnt need to cake on 5 pounds of make up to look beautiful cause maria is all naturall and never needs to get a tit job unlike whorrie wilson. If you were a little more fair and said good things as well than i wouldnt care but you can’t say a single god damn thing aobut her can you. She cares about her fans. I love to know what the fuck you know about fashion. Did you go to school for it it? No. Maria designs her own outfits which i doubt any other diva does. Give her credit for that that you the hypocritical bitch will not.
And dont try to argue back that she doesnt really love wrestling cause she got in through the diva search. Torrie wilson only got in for blowing kevin nash.
And here is the biggest hypocritical part of all. Your wishing Lilian luck and that ” oh my god we love you!!!” Never fucking once has she improved at her job. She constantly flubs her linjes all te fucking time. Alicia Keys? What the fuck is that?
But i know you’ll never fucking respond to this e-mail you hypocritical bitch. Whatever. Im gonna enjoy all the time maria spends in WWE I know she prob wont get a title but the day she does im gonna email you again and im gonna rub your fucking nose in it bitch.
And before i go enjoy
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Thanks Ryan! Please note: E-mails of a similar lulzyness will result in public display for all to enjoy.
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62 Comments
Srsly, there was no nice word for Maria here… Everything she does and everything she says it hated by Melanie… God only knows why, but we all got it’s over annoying… I love this site cause gives me nice info about divas and all that…But when it comes to Maria, it’s always a shit, right…?
She is amazing girl, and yet still, you bash everything she does… Her clothes IT’S NEVER PERFECT FOR YOU…. i go around the forums and everyone likes what she wore, than come here, and see that you are the only person that disliked her clothes… Millions of ppl said they would buy calendars, you hate on that…. it’s stupid and childish to always make her look pathetic…she’s a diva cause she deserves, and IT IS OKAY TO SAY THAT SHE DID A GOOD THING OR HAD A NICE OUTFIT ON…. no one will kill you if you admint that sometime Mel… :/
ps. I do think this mail it’s a bit sick… I mean, I used to hate Melanie cause of same thing.. but at the end, it’s her problem, and you shouldn’t really get out of control… some ppl love some ppl hate… … …
JeffreyNeroFan — Lol the fact you hate someone you don’t even know shows you’re the one with the problems, not me. You hated me for having a opinion? Wow… Grow up.
It just shows you’re as bad as the marky fan in the email we posted, you seem to think that everything’s one extreme or another. Everything’s black & white and there are no shades of grey. That if you criticise someone you must automatically hate them. How can I hate Maria when I don’t even know her? Don’t assume, you make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’, though in this case not so much ‘me’.
It seems most of the people who act like you and marky fan in the email are those who have little to no life experience, perhaps you should go out in the real world and experience what its like first — there are always shades of grey. You can separate opinion from personal feeling. If I were your boss and fired you, does that mean I must hate you? In your world with a lack of life experience, yes it would. In the real world, there are shades of grey and it’s just opinion/business and not personal feeling.
PS: I’m not the only one who writes for this site, you may want to get your facts straight before you start throwing shit my way that I didn’t even write.
And MariaIsAwesome — Just lulz. You are the epitome of a mark, GTFO.
May I direct both of you jaded marks to the Beginner’s Guide? Please thoroughly read, learn & love it, with careful attention to the ‘Common Misconceptions’ part: http://www.diva-dirt.com/beginnersguide/
LOL @MariaIsAwesome – Love the name honey, what a good taste.
I personally am not a fan of Maria and I don’t think she is the best wrestler or has the best fashion sense but she seems like a real nice person and hey everyone is unique right? She has her own fashion sense that she likes which is what matters. However she really can’t wrestle :( And whoever wrote this letter has gone way to far. Yes you can be her fan (I am most certainly am not :)) and defend her but there is no need to do it like that. I also don’t understand why people bring Michelle into this because in no way are Maria and Michelle in the same league. Michelle definately deserves to have a title :) Everyone has their own opinion :)
Maybe they should let Maria referee matches :)
I don’t want to sound like evil crap (I will anyways…) but watching Maria as referee was kind of painful, that spastic way she ran around the ring was way to weird for my taste.
lols @ Pedro
Ok he is a total prick. Torrie Wilson is my fave diva even tho she has left. But saying Maria is beter is a load of bullshit. Sayin Maria had a charecter? Is he for real? Maria plays the little slut who can’t wrestle. WWE fucked her charecter up. When she first came she was an complete airead and now she is smart? Whars up with that. And how many guys has she been with?.
Yes Torrie wasn’t the best in the ring but she was alot beter than more than half the divas of today. She even knows she isn’t amazing in the ring. So what Maria makes her own clothes her clothes now look stupid. Torrie sells nice clothes in her shop mabe Maria should shop there. And is he forgetting the Diva’s title was made for Torrie?.
And im not a fan of Michelle anymore. Yes she may have screwed Taker but so what? Im sure other girls have screwed guys. Michelle has heart for the bussiness and has improved alot so I can’t all her for that. Maria on the other hand isn’t good. She can’t do more than ten moves and her acting is terrible. All she is good for is being nice to the fans and photoshoots. And Torrie is a legened. You don’t need to be a fucking womens champ to be a diva legend. Sabel was a usless piece of slut shit in my eyes and people say she is a legend but Torrie isn’t. Torrie nearly spent 10 years in WWE and they totally miss used her. One title shot wich was like 3 mins long. Silly storylines. But Torrie was always a fan favorite because she could work the crowd Heel or Face. People only cheer Maria for her entrance when she is done shaking her flat chest the arena is nearly silent.
So he is so wrong saying Torrie is worse than Maria. Maria fucked up wrestlemania Torrie hasn’t.
Maria is one of the nicest people in WWE but dosn’t change the fact that she is shit.
And people are calling Torrie. Torrie brought Victoria into WWE wich most people don’t know. And Victoria is great but Torrie isn’t?
And whorrie Wilson? Not as bad as Di-aria.
I don’t hate you… really… it’s okay for me if you don’t like her… I mean, it’s you and your stuff… I was just pointing out how anything that Maria does or says ain’t good enough for you…
I SAID I USED TO HATE MELANIE….. I don’t hate you anymore, just cause I DO NOT KNOW YOU…. but I guess you haven’t saw the “used to hate” thing …. meh
I have troubles taking anything seriously when it includes many grammar and spelling errors. I figure if you want your point to get across and taken seriously, without getting laughed at, take the time to make sure it doesn’t look sloppy or sound ridiculous. However, in this case, grammar and spelling wouldn’t help because there was no logical reasoning to support the points made and no proof given. I’m not a big Maria fan because I think her outfits go overboard, as in she combines trends that shouldn’t be mixed, and her wrestling needs work. I also find her kind of bland, but that can always change if she starts focusing more on wrestling and less on her outfit. That’s just me though.
lol Some people, huh? Melanie has never once said that she doesn’t like Maria. She even complemented Maria on her open-mindedness on twitter ‘@MariaLKanellis Love that you dont take it/yourself too seriously. Your wardrobe has taken a life of its own, how many Divas can say that?’. But, I don’t think it’s a good idea to put up the boy’s email address (or anyone’s). If this is some kid using his mom/dad’s email address, they’re not going to be too happy if some random person emails them some hate mail lol.
Torrie was a great wrestler but was never given the oppertunites to prove what she could do and also learn to do. But Torrie was in the business for way longer then Maria was. I’m not dissing Maria in any way, because she is learning along the way. Maria may be working on things but to me she hasn’t reached the level of being a top wrestler. Execpt for the personality change which is refreshing to see. Dumb Maria just ended up becoming boring. There are a few Divas that are new that have learned faster then she has. Like Eve, Layla, The Bella Twins, Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox, Maryse, Michelle McCool, and even maybe Rosa Mendez. They have managed to learn in very little time with the company. I may not like Maria but I won’t say that she is earning her right in the buisness like the others. All she needs to work on is her ring work a little bit and if she can step that up she could become champ one day. Anyways I could say a lot of good and bad things about some of the divas but I won’t because I respect others opinions.