With the quality you’ve come to expect and the enthusiasm you’ve come to enjoy, the Tiffany Guide to Impact helps you come down from your cramp-inducing turkey high: with a steaming plate of reheated Knockout action, and a side of stale competition. In perhaps the greatest Knockout tradition of all, this TNA Knockout battle royale is brought to you by yet another hair extension malfunction. (Hint: it’s a dark track this time. Not to fear, Lacey Von Erich. You’re in the clear this time). Aw, who’s to say TNA never gives us anything during the holiday season!
it seems the tag titles have faded on the story aspect
there isn’t anyone after them right now XD
even TBP aren’t acting interested right now
i like ODB shes funny and original,
but her title reign should have been long ago back when gail kim was still there,
now it just feels like its not really a title reign, after all Cody deaner won the title 4 her
Not impressed about Daffney being eliminated first, hopefully that isn’t going to be an on-going trend in TNA. She is too talented not to be given more of a chance in the Knockout’s Division.
Match was okay. Shame the underrated Daffney was eliminated so quickly. The battle royales in TNA are usually executed better than the WWE’s, even if it has become a tired trial in which the next challenger to the title is announced.
As much as I appreciate Traci Brooks’ history with TNA, I don’t see any substance in this rivalry with Alissa Flash. Both are on completely different playing fields as far as wrestling goes. If they can somehow build Traci to look like an even competitor, then perhaps the feud could be more than a one dimensional burial.
The absence of Awesome Kong was a clever thing. After the loss to Tara, the gestation will lead to a re-emergence where she’ll automatically be the biggest threat in the division again. Having her lose a match Tara needs to win for a title shot would only hurt her when the two square off again. I think once ODB loses the title to Tara, she will be put in a tag titles program with Hamada against Saritaylor (whose entrance really grates me – Sarita has such a manly swagger about her.)
Madison Rayne’s pastiche of Angelina Love’s hairstyle isn’t flattering in the slightest. What happened to the vaunted individuality the TNA Knockouts purported to have? Since Rayne seems like the stand in until Love’s return, I don’t understand why they’re trying to morph her into someone with ten times her character. I do think Madison Rayne will make a great babyface one day.
Im kinda tired of Battle Royals and I wasn’t surprised with this one. But maybe will see a war in TBP. After all, Velvet accidently eliminated Madison. So it would be easy for Lacey and Madison to turn on Velvet and if the rumors of Love’s return are true, this would probably mean the return of the Original TBP against the Newbies TBP.
Tna is so damn dumb at times, they have the top three female wrestlers in the world and yet they consistently drop the ball with them, they have three women who could fill the void left by gail kim because we all know tara isn’t doing it at all,because her matches have been so damn lackluster. They have cheerleader melissia, sarita and hamada AND THEY ARE NOT BEING USED RIGHT AT ALL.
Yet they put sarita in a tag team that is totally dragging her down,if they were going to do a womens tag team division they should have brought in the canadian angels to fued with sarita and taylor but the women tag belts don’t have any importance whatsoever.
alissia flash is in a pointless fued with traci brooks, and other than that when you do see her she is losing every single match. And everyone knows she’s worth so much more than that.
Then you have hamada who has no direction at all when we all know if her and kong got in that ring we would see main event caliber matches like we did in the kim-kong era.
But i come to expect that maybe we will never see matches like kim and kong because instead of making a homegrown talent, they will forced feed us tara until they realize oh shit we have the most amazing talent in the world lets use them.
Does anyone else agree with me when i say that Velvet Sky is probably the sloppiest women’s wrestler? she always talks about the ‘models’ WWE hires yet they can wrestle & sell a whole helluva lot better than she can..that kick at the end of the match that got her eliminated she basically fell down to the mat & rolled outta the ring..OMG Kelly Kelly could have sold that better!
@iLUVMARYSE
not only can Kelly sell it better, i believe she did, in the Kelly vs Alicia vs Beth vs Gail match
and im a fan of Velvet! :o
and @Ana_Nattie_rules
I would love to see the Original Beautiful People come back
mostly because i miss Angelina :(
but Lacey Velvet and Madison need to learn to wrestle!
Angelina would be the ONLY talented wrestler in that fued
but good thought :)
Velvet can really wrestle. She can take bumps and stuffs. Her wrestling style is so girly compare to the other knockouts. I’ve seen her wrestle as talia madison and she still wrestle like this tho she does more moves. Im not sayin her girly wrestling style is bad tho coz she never botches a move but she looks really weak inside the ring. I think someone like michelle can beat her but infareness to her, She knows the basic fundamentals of wrestling like takin a bumps which is important for a wrestler. Every wrestler has a different wrestling style! :)
Ashleigh: Yeah you’re right. If the original TBP fight the new ones, Angelina would easily own the place, but that is actually a good thing for the newbies. When you’re weak, the best thing someone can do for you (besides training) is to put you to work with more talented co-workers, in order for you to improve.
The tag titles are useless honestly,while the titles did create a star in sarita and made taylor wilde relevant again,they have no challengers besides TBP and we all know TNA is not going to put a title on madison rayne,they won’t even let her win a match without someone else helping her which is a DISGRACE
alissa flash is another knockout that is being wasted,i’d rather have alissa vs. ODB then Tara vs. ODB,Tara already got plenty of titles shots, but I guess the ex-WWE talent will always get pushed,I like Tara but TNA has put more effort in her then any of there own homegrown knockouts
Velvet sky is like worst wrestler in the KO division(except lacey),the quality of any knockout match goes down when velvet is in the match,while she isn’t horrible,her lack of moves and constant screaming has gotten to me
I agree that ODB’s time for being champion has passed,she should have been champion when gail was still around,back then ODB was one of the hottest/most popular knockouts,now her title reign seems like a joke because she won it from deaner,TNA dropped the ball with ODB IMO,no one really cares about her anymore
the Traci/Alissa fued is okay with me as long as alissa wins it,we all know traci doesn’t have the looks or the skills to compete with alissa
Ironically, Traci Brooks might have made a fair partner for Alissa Flash in the hunt for the tag titles. Brooks would have been Velvet Sky to Flash’s Angelina Love.
You would be incorrect. A chunk of hair does, indeed, fall out at one point in the match. It’s sort of hard to miss. If you can’t find it, you’re probably looking in the wrong place. I’m not going to point it out to you, however. I prefer to have you search for it, for the interest of keeping the mystery alive. Consider it like an extreme level of Where’s Waldo.
Thank you for infinite wisdom, Weirddork. You sure have an eye for such trying matters. I never knew a chunk of hair and a piece of ‘knee brace’ were aesthetically identical – technology sure is advanced these days! You know, nevermind that it dropped out of her head, or anything… I’ll be sure to relay your enlightening sentiments to Inspector Gadget and the Scooby Gang.
The way you guys are analyzing this, you’d think I told you her liver fell out or something. Though, continue to pry. You know how that thrills me.
Tara and Lacey are fighting in the corner. Tara clocks Lacey, and after a well timed camera angle change, we switch back to see that a clip on has wandered from someone’s scalp. Further inspection reveals it to be of a maroon tint. Something tells me it didn’t come from Miss Von Erich, but from the woman who was indeed rocking red extensions. How appropriate for this debacle to happen when those two were squaring off.
Oh, and if that’s what Tara is using to support her bum knee these days, times must really be tough.
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at 12:28 am
it seems the tag titles have faded on the story aspect
there isn’t anyone after them right now XD
even TBP aren’t acting interested right now
i like ODB shes funny and original,
but her title reign should have been long ago back when gail kim was still there,
now it just feels like its not really a title reign, after all Cody deaner won the title 4 her
at 12:39 am
Not impressed about Daffney being eliminated first, hopefully that isn’t going to be an on-going trend in TNA. She is too talented not to be given more of a chance in the Knockout’s Division.
at 12:52 am
Match was okay. Shame the underrated Daffney was eliminated so quickly. The battle royales in TNA are usually executed better than the WWE’s, even if it has become a tired trial in which the next challenger to the title is announced.
As much as I appreciate Traci Brooks’ history with TNA, I don’t see any substance in this rivalry with Alissa Flash. Both are on completely different playing fields as far as wrestling goes. If they can somehow build Traci to look like an even competitor, then perhaps the feud could be more than a one dimensional burial.
The absence of Awesome Kong was a clever thing. After the loss to Tara, the gestation will lead to a re-emergence where she’ll automatically be the biggest threat in the division again. Having her lose a match Tara needs to win for a title shot would only hurt her when the two square off again. I think once ODB loses the title to Tara, she will be put in a tag titles program with Hamada against Saritaylor (whose entrance really grates me – Sarita has such a manly swagger about her.)
Madison Rayne’s pastiche of Angelina Love’s hairstyle isn’t flattering in the slightest. What happened to the vaunted individuality the TNA Knockouts purported to have? Since Rayne seems like the stand in until Love’s return, I don’t understand why they’re trying to morph her into someone with ten times her character. I do think Madison Rayne will make a great babyface one day.
at 1:13 am
Im kinda tired of Battle Royals and I wasn’t surprised with this one. But maybe will see a war in TBP. After all, Velvet accidently eliminated Madison. So it would be easy for Lacey and Madison to turn on Velvet and if the rumors of Love’s return are true, this would probably mean the return of the Original TBP against the Newbies TBP.
at 1:27 am
*shudders at the thought of Madison Rayne solely trying to carry Lacey Von Erich*
The original Beautiful People versus the lesser Beautiful People? Hmm.
at 5:49 am
Tna is so damn dumb at times, they have the top three female wrestlers in the world and yet they consistently drop the ball with them, they have three women who could fill the void left by gail kim because we all know tara isn’t doing it at all,because her matches have been so damn lackluster. They have cheerleader melissia, sarita and hamada AND THEY ARE NOT BEING USED RIGHT AT ALL.
Yet they put sarita in a tag team that is totally dragging her down,if they were going to do a womens tag team division they should have brought in the canadian angels to fued with sarita and taylor but the women tag belts don’t have any importance whatsoever.
alissia flash is in a pointless fued with traci brooks, and other than that when you do see her she is losing every single match. And everyone knows she’s worth so much more than that.
Then you have hamada who has no direction at all when we all know if her and kong got in that ring we would see main event caliber matches like we did in the kim-kong era.
But i come to expect that maybe we will never see matches like kim and kong because instead of making a homegrown talent, they will forced feed us tara until they realize oh shit we have the most amazing talent in the world lets use them.
at 7:42 am
Does anyone else agree with me when i say that Velvet Sky is probably the sloppiest women’s wrestler? she always talks about the ‘models’ WWE hires yet they can wrestle & sell a whole helluva lot better than she can..that kick at the end of the match that got her eliminated she basically fell down to the mat & rolled outta the ring..OMG Kelly Kelly could have sold that better!
at 8:12 am
who had the weave malfunction?? 0_o
at 8:46 am
@iLUVMARYSE
not only can Kelly sell it better, i believe she did, in the Kelly vs Alicia vs Beth vs Gail match
and im a fan of Velvet! :o
and @Ana_Nattie_rules
I would love to see the Original Beautiful People come back
mostly because i miss Angelina :(
but Lacey Velvet and Madison need to learn to wrestle!
Angelina would be the ONLY talented wrestler in that fued
but good thought :)
at 9:47 am
Ashleigh wrote:
“but Lacey Velvet and Madison need to learn to wrestle!”
Madison Rayne needs to learn how to wrestle?!? Maybe check out some of her SHIMMER matches.
at 10:49 am
where was christy hemme? is she gonna get released soon too?
at 11:34 am
Velvet can really wrestle. She can take bumps and stuffs. Her wrestling style is so girly compare to the other knockouts. I’ve seen her wrestle as talia madison and she still wrestle like this tho she does more moves. Im not sayin her girly wrestling style is bad tho coz she never botches a move but she looks really weak inside the ring. I think someone like michelle can beat her but infareness to her, She knows the basic fundamentals of wrestling like takin a bumps which is important for a wrestler. Every wrestler has a different wrestling style! :)
at 2:10 pm
Ashleigh: Yeah you’re right. If the original TBP fight the new ones, Angelina would easily own the place, but that is actually a good thing for the newbies. When you’re weak, the best thing someone can do for you (besides training) is to put you to work with more talented co-workers, in order for you to improve.
at 3:57 pm
Johnny_91: It was Tara with the hair malfunction. You can see it in the ring when she took on both Madison and Velet.
at 4:12 pm
The tag titles are useless honestly,while the titles did create a star in sarita and made taylor wilde relevant again,they have no challengers besides TBP and we all know TNA is not going to put a title on madison rayne,they won’t even let her win a match without someone else helping her which is a DISGRACE
alissa flash is another knockout that is being wasted,i’d rather have alissa vs. ODB then Tara vs. ODB,Tara already got plenty of titles shots, but I guess the ex-WWE talent will always get pushed,I like Tara but TNA has put more effort in her then any of there own homegrown knockouts
Velvet sky is like worst wrestler in the KO division(except lacey),the quality of any knockout match goes down when velvet is in the match,while she isn’t horrible,her lack of moves and constant screaming has gotten to me
at 4:19 pm
I agree that ODB’s time for being champion has passed,she should have been champion when gail was still around,back then ODB was one of the hottest/most popular knockouts,now her title reign seems like a joke because she won it from deaner,TNA dropped the ball with ODB IMO,no one really cares about her anymore
the Traci/Alissa fued is okay with me as long as alissa wins it,we all know traci doesn’t have the looks or the skills to compete with alissa
at 4:25 pm
Ironically, Traci Brooks might have made a fair partner for Alissa Flash in the hunt for the tag titles. Brooks would have been Velvet Sky to Flash’s Angelina Love.
at 4:47 pm
adifferentsame-that would imply giving traci a title,something I don’t think anyone wants to see,she’s not good enough
at 4:52 pm
I don’t think that was a hair extension, it was pink. If you look closely you see it come off of Velvet’s pants.
at 5:39 pm
You would be incorrect. A chunk of hair does, indeed, fall out at one point in the match. It’s sort of hard to miss. If you can’t find it, you’re probably looking in the wrong place. I’m not going to point it out to you, however. I prefer to have you search for it, for the interest of keeping the mystery alive. Consider it like an extreme level of Where’s Waldo.
at 5:59 pm
Ah, I see the black thing now after the double clothesline, but it hardly looks like hair.
at 6:01 pm
Right, it must be Tara’s other tarantula. The one we never hear about.
at 7:18 pm
you guys are stupid its not hair, it from her knee brace, if you noticed when she stands up it looks funny and weird, like it could fall off.
at 7:24 pm
Thank you for infinite wisdom, Weirddork. You sure have an eye for such trying matters. I never knew a chunk of hair and a piece of ‘knee brace’ were aesthetically identical – technology sure is advanced these days! You know, nevermind that it dropped out of her head, or anything… I’ll be sure to relay your enlightening sentiments to Inspector Gadget and the Scooby Gang.
The way you guys are analyzing this, you’d think I told you her liver fell out or something. Though, continue to pry. You know how that thrills me.
at 7:45 pm
Tara and Lacey are fighting in the corner. Tara clocks Lacey, and after a well timed camera angle change, we switch back to see that a clip on has wandered from someone’s scalp. Further inspection reveals it to be of a maroon tint. Something tells me it didn’t come from Miss Von Erich, but from the woman who was indeed rocking red extensions. How appropriate for this debacle to happen when those two were squaring off.
Oh, and if that’s what Tara is using to support her bum knee these days, times must really be tough.