Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.
Let the proverbial runway show begin!
JILLIAN
Erin: Jillian’s ring outfits are usually pretty dull, but this one is a bit interesting with that color and pattern. It’s still not much, though. 6/10
Melanie: I actually really like this. It’s cute without being boring as with her past outfits. 6/10
Steven: I like the color on her, but would love to see her do something more with her wardrobe. The black pants/colored top combo is getting kinda old. 6/10
KELLY KELLY
Erin: Too “Flashdance” for my taste. I don’t know.. The naked shoulder just looks a little try-hard. It’s not awful, though. 6/10
Melanie: Don’t like it. The top just isn’t flattering on her and I’d prefer pants. 3/10
Steven: Like we said on the Post-Raw Show, Kelly’s outfit this week was… strange. Looks like she grabbed the nearest black bedsheet and fashioned it into an outfit. 4/10
Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.
KRISTAL LASHLEY
Erin: Not very adventurous or remarkable. Wrestling in that clunky necklace would bug the shit out of me. 5/10
Melanie: It’s decent and looks sexy but it doesn’t look practical. 5/10
Steven: Kristal is sporting the standard “I’m-not-a-wrestler-but-they-put-me-a-match-anyway” gear, but she’s looking pretty hot. Add some sexy pump and it could double as a club outfit. 8/10
MARIA
Erin: Maria found a way to outdo herself in the “outrageous outfits” department–GREEN CHEETAH PRINT. It looks like a Christmas-themed outfit gone terribly, horribly wrong. That, or a cheetah slipped into a vat or radiative fluid. I just can’t make heads or tails of it, to be honest. 2/10
Melanie: This is probably Maria’s worst look yet. The colours don’t match at all, nothing about this gives me a Christmas vibe and the boot covers are f–king hideous. 1/10
Steven: What the hell, Maria?! Really?! Ms. Kanellis has had her share of fashion faux pas, but this takes the cake. I’m convinced she’s not even trying anymore. 1/10
MARYSE
Erin: I like the brown-ish color, but the tye-dye-ish pattern looks a bit strange covering the entire outfit–top, bottom, book covers–and ends up being too much. Maybe if the boot covers were just plain black, it would tone down the look a bit. 5/10
Melanie: I’m liking this a lot. The colour is very understated for Maryse but she pulls it off so well. It has that sort of sheep-skin, Pocahontas feel to it. It looks really sexy. 7/10
Steven: There’s something intriguing about Maryse’s new gear. The color is little strange, but it works for some reason. 7/10
MELINA
Erin: I can’t decide whether those were tights or actual pants. Either way, they look like a cat used them as a scratching post–ick. The gray, burgundy, and black colors should go well together, but the individual items clash so badly that the colors don’t matter. A simple pair of jeans would’ve worked wonders here. 4/10
Melanie: The bottom half ruins an otherwise decent look. Her hair looks great and the top works. 5/10
Steven: Love the top, but the bottom half is killing. Looks like she got in a fight with a tiger or a really angry housecat. Note to Melina: Wear jeans next time. 6/10
TARA
Erin: I guess for the theme of the match this look was appropriate, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s ill-fitting and unflattering. One can look like a badass without looking like you stole your clothes from a dude backstage. 5/10
Melanie: I think Tara worked it out on Impact, her biker chick look was ‘bad ass’ but at the same time fitted enough to seem ‘sexy’. 6/10
Steven: Nothing special here. Basic street fight gear: Jeans, cutoff T-shirt etc. The beer is a nice touch, though. 6/10
So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:
Maria: 4/30
Kelly Kelly: 13/30
Melina: 15/30
Jillian: 18/30
Kristal: 18/30
Tara: 17/30
Maryse: 19/30
LOSER: MARIA. Maria’s new ring attire is a head scratcher.
WINNER: MARYSE. Meanwhile, Maryse’s new attire is a step up.
Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!
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15 Comments
Surprisingly, I didn’t mind Kelly’s outfit this week. If it was a top, and she put some jeans and heels with it, it could have been cute. Tara looked pretty badass too.
I actually laughed when I saw Maria coming out this week. My brothers reaction was priceless; “Is she wearing green and red? Together?” *insert The People’s Eyebrow*
lol XD maria got a 4/30 hahahahaha her outfit was a disgrace,it doesn’t scream christmas at all
I liked Taras,Jillians,and Maryses outfits
Kelly bedsheet outfit makes me feel cold IDK why
Melina looked terrible IMO
Someone should force and torture Maria in to wear something decent. I actually think that Maryse’s clothes were hideous and normaly I like her outfits, but this one is terrible to me. I hate tye-die.
My favourite one was Jillian’s outfit. It seems that they finally decided to spent some money into her wardrobe, because usually her outfits look, well…cheap.
Not to be mean, But someone call the fashion poilce for maria, Because that outfit was an abomination, I mean Damn girl.! I liked Melinas outfit, except for the purple boots. Maryse’s ring attire is nice also.
Nice to see something different for a change for Jillian. Her other outfits are way too plain and unflattering. Hopefully, her attire will get better each week. Never been a fan of Maria’s clothes, but this week she crossed the line. It was awful!
I wasn’t really keen on Maryse’s outfit at first, but it’s grown on me. It’s unique to all the other outfits she’s worn.
Maria is surprisingly not sporting her usual look, the “look at me, I’m different and rock & roll punk chick with tons of personality” ugly, she’s going for the “WTF???” ugly. Is that better?
I hate that Jillian attire, as a Jillian mark I’ve got to say I loved her past outfits [Survivor Series one], but this is just fugly, hate the colour, she has got to be the diva with most personality on the roster [sorry Maria, wearing "different" clothing and having emo entrance music doesn't make you any different than the next door Kelly] so I think she looks better in the ring with “boring” attires, that’s just me tho. Blue is her colour.
I’m in love with the new Maryse attire, perfection!
When I saw Kristal’s outfit I instantly thought “someone took a page out of Victoria Beckham’s book”. The hair, the tight leather trousers, everything reminds me of the erstwhile Posh spice. It’s fitting, I suppose, since Kristal is a wrestling W.A.G..
As for Maria’s outfit…if you ask any of my friends, they will tell you that I’m all about outrages animal print, but maria’s outfit this week was.OVERKILL. THe print it self was disaster, I mean it had red already in it! If you’re going to do green cheetah pair it with something simple, like your basic black. Ms. Kenelis trys to hard to make a fashion statement, and as a result usually produces a fashion flop. I wish she’d pull out her project runway outfit…. I loved that.
And last but not least, I LOVED the color of Jillian’s outfit. It looks stunning on her. THe design on her pants is nice too.
Sweet, Bland & Sour I use for Diva Dirt so I’ll use it here. =P
Jillian = Sweet
Kelly Kelly = Bland
Kristal Lashley = Sweet
Maria = SO-UR!
Maryse = Sweet
Melina = Bland
Tara = Bland
Melina looked okay. Maria, what the hell was she thinking, that outfit was hideous. I didn’t like Maryse’s outfit at all.
i thought melina looked good and i didnt think kelly kelly looked half bad. but maria SMH.
maryse was the best even tho i wasn’t mad about the color
Oh poor Jillian, I agree her attire is getting old but its better than her little skirt thing which showed off her odd looking legs, can’t beleive she was beaten by Maryse’s beige little number, its just nothing special whatsoever, but I suppose its a step up from the Gobbledy Gooker. Kristal’s out is pretty much what Steven said, minus the looking hot part and as for Maria- she just looks like a Ketchup bottle in her hideous attempt to be crazy and original with her clashing colours.
Maria – What the hell ?!?!? These colors dont go unless they’re on an X-mas tree
Kelly Kelly – This isn’t that bad but it shows how skinny she is ! 5/10
Melina – This is really wierd ! I thought Mel was a fashionista ! Ugh ! 3/10
Jillian – I loved it when she wore i before and I still do. 8/10
Kristal – This is nice. Kind of like a Coyote Ugly type gear 8/10
Tara – This is good but i felt the vest was a little off ! 6/10
Maryse – I like the sheep-skined type and I don’t ! 7/10
maryse looked sooo good in that attire.!
maria what the hell, man! you’re a so-called fashionista…
kelly kelly looked really adorable, but pants would have looked better.
jillian looked good for a change! goood job, jilly bean.(:
tara looked really good overall..
melina… well, i thought her cat attacked her. that was a bad look.
kristal looked really beautiful. i wish she would have tooken off that necklace though.
I liked all of their outfits but Tara’s is if-y.