Christmas is just around the corner and if you have yet to purchase a gift for a loved one, a friend or that Diva mark you know but wished you didn’t, we have the perfect gift ideas for you! We have scoured high and low looking for the best gift that Diva fans will be giving this Christmas. Hurry though, the big day is just a week away!
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The History of the Divas Championship
This Christmas, why not relive the illustrious history of the coveted Divas Championship? That’s right, all 365 days of it — over three glorious discs! This collector’s edition is jam packed with interviews and matches. Relive the blood, the sweat and the tears as some of the greatest Divas of all time battle over the single most important title in women’s wrestling. This 3-disc edition features one disc entirely dedicated to Jillian’s five minute long title reign, a reign that some critics have described as the title’s best. Plus in her own words, did Michelle McCool really politick her way to becoming the first Divas Title? The two-hour documentary, “The History of the Divas Championship” features comments from all five Divas Champions plus comments from Jim Ross, Trish Stratus and more. Bonus footage on this collector’s edition includes: “Hair Flipping 101″ with Divas Champion number two, Maryse and “Behind the Butterfly”, a look into the making of the belt, from conception to execution!
The Diary of Alicia Fox
Following the multi-platinum selling album, ‘I Am… Alicia Fierce’ which spawned the #1 smash hit ‘Singles Wrestler (Put Me in a Ring)’, Alicia Fox is back with her critically acclaimed sophomore album. The album features the current hit single, ‘Try Sleeping with a Broken Nose’ and ‘If I Ain’t Got McCool’. Alicia sings over a productions from Sketcher, BlueOne, Belgian Beatz and more. Alicia collaborates with multi-platinum selling record rapper, Miz-Z on ‘Concussed State of Mind’.
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Michelle McCool Voice Changer
Here’s one for the kids… or adults too, if you’re feeling silly! From the people that brought you the Transformers voice changer comes this, the Michelle McCool voice changer! Just speak into it and your voice will be projected just like Michelle’s — complete with accent and monotony! Cut a promo on your friends, sounding just as unenthused as the Women’s Champion!
WWE Divas officially licensed weave
Ladies, I know you eye up your favourite Diva and wish you could have hair like her… well WWE has noticed too! Newly released is this, the officially licensed WWE Divas weave — as used by the Divas themselves! Weave comes in all colours to match each individual Diva, to your right you can see the weave colour used by your Diva of the Year, Maria! And don’t worry, all Diva weaves have been match tested!
The Kongfucius Book of Philosophy
Out now in hard back just in time Christmas, Awesome Kong releases her first non-fiction book — ‘The Kongfucius Book of Philosophy’. Following many months of Twitter teachings, Kong has sat down and put all of her knowledge into a full length book. Kongfucius delivers rousing scripture that can help the reader in their everyday life, including chapters such as ‘The Art of Beating’ and ‘The Inner Secrets of Smackin’ a Bitch’. Kongfucius’ philosophy will change your life!
The Piss Break 5000
Men, ever feel the urge to take a leak, conveniently in time for the Divas match? Well never miss another match again with the patented Piss Break 5000! This handy little contraption will afford you the comfort of watching the match and peeing at the same time. The Piss Break 5000, however is not a device for other bodily liquids, which may deem the Piss Break 5000 unfit for future use.
And that is all for our handy gift guide this holiday season! Be sure to tell us what you think if you purchase any of the products above!
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15 Comments
LOL, great article.
I loved 1, 2 & 3.
Am I the only one that thinks McCool’s voice is sexy? I love it, and her.
First and second had me chuckling to myself.
Side note: At TLC, did anyone else hear Striker say “How can she support that weight” when Mickie did a crucifix? Just thought I’d point it out.
lol this is funny especially #2 i remember when lilian called her alicia keys. if i aint got McCool LOL :)
lol at first i thought it was real (glimpsing at the DVD i was still like WTF tho) till i read the descriptions XD
the alicia fox album was my favorite
Someone needs to buy “WWE Divas officially licensed weave” for the Knockouts. Seems like at least one of them leaves a track in the ring every week!
ROFLMFAO!!!!!This was hilarious!And all the “merchendise” looked extremely official.
OMG hahahaha lol at the Piss Break.
I would totally buy the history of the diva’s championship dvd. Sounds awesome!
…And the Michelle McCool voice changer.
HAHAHA I want the Divas Championship DVD xD
Oh my god, I actually thought the DVD was real… I was about to take my visa out of my wallet, hahahaha
Great article!
“Im a singles wrestler! Sorry Michelle but they put me in a raw ring!” LMFAO
lol i must say though i prefer jillians “cover” of the song!
I’m with Teri…I thought the DVD was real too!!! Great article!
Haha I’d totally buy the Michelle McCool voice changer.
I love the Divas Title DVD… priceless.
haha i want the divas championship DVD,thats definitly on top of my list,I honestly think Jillian had the best title reign,she was so entertaining in those 5-minutes then Michelles and maryses reigns combined,mickies reign was okay and Melina is to be continued
i’ll also take the michelle voice changer,mainly to scare the kids during halloween lmao XD
and OMG,when I first saw the divas title DVD,I actually thought it was real,it looked so real,whoever made that should be given a medal
Michelle McCool calls Mickie Piggy James but every time I hear her voice I think she sounds like Miss Piggy, especially when she whines at a ref.