Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.
A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.
So, let the proverbial runway show begin!
THE BELLA TWINS
Cryssi: I don’t even know what this outfit is. I guess it’s some magician’s assistant type of thing. Either way, it’s ugly. Good thing the Bellas have their fit bodies and good looks, because that’s the only thing that helps this thing. 2/10
Erin: Those dresses kind of look like re-purposed garbage bags. Not cute, to say the least. Not liking the pink on them, either. Maybe they should have stolen Scarlett Johansson’s wardrobe from “The Prestige” if they wanted to rock the sexy magician’s assistant look. 3/10
Melanie: I guess it was obvious they’d be dressed as magician’s assistants but lulz, they could have done a better job. This looks like the Pleasure Chest version of a magician’s outfit if you catch my drift. 2/10
Steven: Looks like someone took a pair of scissors to Trish Stratus’ old black and pink gear. Definitely not the most practical outfit, but I think it serves it’s purpose here with the magic theme and all. 6/10
EVE TORRES
Cryssi: This is gorgeous and I absolutely love it. With Eve’s complexion, the shimmering green material absolutely pops. She looked beautiful on Raw this week. 9/10
Erin: I like the turquoise color, but not her tights’ design scheme. I just don’t like the design of them in general. As pretty as the color is, I’m just not feeling it as a whole. It doesn’t really look like “wrestling attire”, if you get what I mean. It sort of looks like a tank top and shorts modified to work in the ring, and I guess that’s probably the point. It looks awkward to wrestle in. 5/10
Melanie: I love the green and the detailing that’s gone into the top and shorts to make it a seemless outfit but at the same time, it has a Ninja Turtle feel to it lol. It’s certainly eye catching and for that reason, thumbs up. 7/10
Steven: Honestly, I wasn’t a fan of this gear when I saw it this Monday, but it’s been growing on me ever since. Green is still not my favorite color, but Eve is working it out here. 7/10
Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.
KATIE LEA
Cryssi: Katie has definitely had better outfits. The top of this one is very funky, but I like the pants a lot. She looks great in purple so she gets an extra point from me for that. I wish she’d ditch the white extension things in her hair though. 6/10
Erin: The layering on the top looks a little peculiar, and I’m not sure suede boots are the best ones to wrestle in. Still, it fits her gothic persona without looking too out of place or goofy. It’s not all that bad, but not all that great either. 6/10
Melanie: Pretty much all that we’ve come to expect from Katie. I like the purple. 5/10
Steven: l’ve always been a fan of Katie Lea’s eccentric sense of style. That said, her gear this week was a bit bland. Love the color on her however. 5/10
MARYSE
Cryssi: When it comes to fashion, Maryse doesn’t do a whole lot that’s wrong. Black seems to be one of her trademark colors and she always looks flawless. There’s nothing special about this attire, but with Maryse it doesn’t have to be special. She could make a potato sack look amazing. 8.5/10
Erin: This is about as plain as her ring attire gets. I like the simple black look, even if it kinda looks like she got attacked with a bedazzler. This is probably my favorite of her tight variations–it looks sexy, but not over the top, and I think that fits her persona the best. 8/10
Melanie: Ever since she started using material around her cleavage upon her return last November, her tops have looked pretty classy. It’s cute. 7/10
Steven: Nothing new with Maryse this week. She looks great as always, but I prefer most colorful outfits. Maybe if she’d added some colorful or metallic accents, this outfit could been more memorable. 6/10
SAVANNAH
Cryssi: I like this little dress. The color really greats on Savannah and shiney things always have appeal to me. It fits her beautifully and highlights what it needs to highlight without making her look slutty or trashy. It’s classical great. 8/10
Erin: Simple as can be, but brought to another level with a pretty bronze color. I love it. It’s tight and low cut, so it meets the “sexy” requirement, but still leaves enough to the imagination. It kind of reminds me of Lillian’s old sparkly ensembles, which isn’t a bad example to follow. 9/10
Melanie: Love it! Savannah looks glowing quite literally. The dress has some oomph to it and she needs little accessorizing. Great job. 8/10
Steven: I actually love this outfit! The color is great, the dress is sexy without being hoochie. I honestly don’t have anything bad to say. 10/10
TIFFANY #1
Cryssi: Tiffany is very pretty in purple and this simple little garment works for her. The look is plain but she jazzes it up with some blinging earring which keeps the whole look for being boring. Not groundbreaking, but Tiffany isn’t a flashy person. I like it. 6.75/10
Erin: Simple, and pretty ordinary. I like that the neckline doesn’t show us all she’s packing. The purple is alright, but not something I’d put all over a solid color dress. Maybe if it were in a deeper shade of purple, I’d like it better. 6/10
Melanie: I like the shade of purple and I think it fits nicely but it just lacks the spark that Savannah’s dress has. Also, the dangling earrings don’t look great. 6/10
Steven: Very simple look for Tiffany, borderline boring even. Maybe some more accessories, a necklace maybe, could’ve livened this up a bit. 5/10
TIFFANY #2
Cryssi: Tiffany isn’t the first diva to wrestle in a small skirt and she won’t be the last. I don’t have a problem with her wearing a skirt to wrestle in. I dislike the boots because I’ve never been a fan of white footwear and I hate the top. This outfit doesn’t work for me, but at least she’s wearing something to make herself stand out. 3/10
Erin: This looks like a rejected Dallas Cowboys cheerleader costume; the matching skirt and boots are probably to blame for that. At first glance it looked ultra trashy, but the more I look at it the cuter it gets. I mean, it fits for an unexperienced wrestler to wear it to the ring. She’s not supposed to be taken seriously in the ring yet, and this fits her persona at this stage. I was never a fan of girls wrestling in skirts, and I’m still not. But like I said, she’s not supposed to be taken seriously just yet. 6/10
Melanie: One of my biggest pet peeves is wrestling in skirts so imagine my horror when I saw Tiffany. I had really hoped that phase in wrestling was over. Tiffany’s skirt can hardly be called a skirt, it was barely there — at least Christy Hemme has the decency of using some more material. If Tiffany wants to be taken seriously, she needs to switch to some decent ring attire. 2/10
Steven: This outfit is screaming ‘Football Team Cheerleader’ to me, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I think the look goes well with her bubbly personality. It could use a few personal touches to make it more original, but not a bad look all in all. 7/10
So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:
The Bella Twins: 14/40
Tiffany #2: 18/40
Katie Lea: 22/40
Tiffany #1: 23.75/40
Eve Torres: 28/40
Maryse: 29.5/40
Savannah: 35/40
LOSER: THE BELLA TWINS. Abracadabra your outfits out of our memories please.
WINNER: SAVANNAH. NXT’s ring announcer was the golden one this week. Congrats!
Vote for your favourite look from this week below:
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17 Comments
have to agree savanna’s dress matches her a lot
her dusky skin tone goes very very well with her outfit.she has got a very good bronze look
and i thought bellas went to some kind of costume contest……….wack
i dont know who designs their outfits…….wwe…….
How is it possible for Tiffany to go from looking so nice in that purple dress, to looking so… *shudders*. Hopefully girlfriend gets it together.
Besides that, I thought Savannah and Maryse looked cute.
the thing that i really love about Maryse, is that even though she came from the modeling scene, she never wears pink or purple colors like all of the other girls. other than Michelle McCool that is. i guess they just have different personas which is excellent.
Maryse & Eve in my opinion have the best attires here, and some of the best in the WWE!
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ohh and another thing, Tiffany, darling, get rid of the skirt, its too cheerleader-esk, and the top is like a BAD Maryse rip off without the hole in the front of course. she should go for tights like Kelly’s or something, and she REALLY needs to change her theme song. she has such solid blows in the ring that dont match her theme or the character she is coming off as.
I’m glad of this return! In my opinion,Eve,Ryse and Tiffany (the purple dress version) were the best this week! Green is definetely Eve’s color,It matches with her eyes ;)
Eve’s outfit is one of my faves ever. Adore the colour.
really like eve’s colour. the outfit, not so much. she needs a new style, i think.
the mini skirt thing is a bit weird for me. i actually like the contrast with how a skirt is looked upon as being total girly yet the person wearing it is kicking ass.
Good to see the feature return, its great. It would be good if u guys allow guests :)
I missed this feature. I really don’t understand why people like Savannah’s dress. It must be a cultural difference, because in my country those kind of dresses are considered trashy. I’m not going to mention which kind of workers where those type of things because I actually like Savannah.
I preferred Eve’s and Maryse’s outfits. I also liked Katie’s, but she’s becoming boring, wearing those types of outfits all the time. But maybe that’s my opinion, because I want her to turn face and become a more important character. I didn’t like any of Tiffany’s outfits because none of them suits her body the best way and well I like ring attires that look like ring attires.
The Bellas are the Bellas. I’m glad they didn’t have a match and wore that golden attire they use, because its hideous and make them look like Goldust’s valets.
all males always got the same taste in women’s clothes :D
i agree with steve from A to Z
I thought Savannah was dazzling this week, as she always is =P but she really stood out this week, in the good way of course. Congrats u sexay lesbian! 0__o Wanna know why I called her that, look on her twitter. Btw I was lying, she’s not rly a lesbinim, it was a joke. xD
And also, why do you have to be so picky Crys? 8.5 I can understand, but 6.75?? Come on rly?? xD
WWE REALLY know how to dress Gail Kim and Savannah.
They’re my favourite WWE Diva’s, shame WWE can’t tranfer the fashion sense into Women’s and Diva’s Titles.
My favourites were Eve, Savanna & Tiffany.
Tiffany’s Ring Attire Is The Same Style She Wore In FCW She Needs Some Other Kind Of Taste!
You wrote Tiffany #2 twice in your points score lol..
Yay! Style Jury is back!!! Sweet! :D Haha.
I always loved this feature, moving on.
As soon as I saw Eve this Monday I was like, “Wait, I thought Halloween was over….what’s up with the Ninja Turtle outift?”. But, looking at it more closely now it does quite suit her. I always liked Eve’s in-ring clothing style.
Savanna owned it this week, as usual. The bronze color really works for her, but I can’t help feeling something’s missing from this outfit. I think a nice necklace wouldv’e helped much more.
I actually quite liked Tiffany’s look this week. I hate when women wrestle in skirts…..but for some reason it works for her. I quite liked her boots, but her top needs some work. I think she should go for an amazon type look, so ditch the skirt and get some Kelly Kelly-esque pants. Then add multiple rips to your top, which should be a bronze color by the way, and you’re done! I also liked her hairstyle this week.
First off Iove that you brought this segment back! I love it
Anyway I didn’t realy like Savannah’s outfit! I mean it wasn’t bad and the picture certainly doesn’t do it justice but it wouldn’t be a 10/10 for me by any means. Tiffany needs help! That top was just not cute :/
LOVED Maryes this week but she allways looks hott in all her outfits! Remember the chicken suit, she was even sexy then! haha