Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to a special Diva Dirt Style Jury in honor of WrestleMania 26! We have compiled all of the looks and marked them on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.
So, let the proverbial runway show begin!
ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: Making up for her Hall of Fame blunder, Alicia won best dressed of the night for me. She reclaimed her title of “Miss Fierce” for rocking the hell out of that little skirt while shining in her portion of the match better than the other divas, and getting a pop from the crowd. Her hair was great as well. Probably one of my all-time favorite ring attires from any Diva. 10/10
Erin: The skirt look works for her, as much as I don’t like it when Divas wrestle in skirts. I think it’s because it doesn’t look girly, with the black and chain accents. The hair is kick ass, too. Overall, she looks tough, but ultra feminine at the same time, which isn’t an easy thing to pull off. 8/10
Melanie: I always criticise when girls wrestle in skirts but Alicia at WrestleMania may just be the exception. Now you can call me a hypocrite but this to me wasn’t a ‘cute’ skirt like Tiffany would wear to wrestle in, this was a sassy and dramatic skirt that has a gladitor-esque feel to it — it seems appropriate for the ring. Alicia’s legs are just too amazing to cover with pants so I like that she wore something shorter and showed them off at ‘Mania. It’s stuff like this that made us name her ‘Alicia Fierce’.9/10
Steven: Alicia takes the award for best dressed on Team Michelle, in my honest opinion. It looks like she took some of her old FCW gear and gave it a major upgrade. Also, her hair is looking awesome (for once). A perfect night in the wardrobe department for Ms. Fox. 10/10
BETH PHOENIX
Cryssi: Did not like the all white look at all. She went for different, but it wasn’t my cup of tea at all. That said, Beth is one of the prettier girls on the roster and I still love her even if she did wear all white. 6/10
Erin: An all-white variation of her look is prefect for the big show, and she pulls it off nicely. Though again, like Maryse’s look, this may not look as good outside of the WrestleMania spotlight. 8/10
Melanie: The Glamazon rocked this all white look. She looked somewhat ethereal but like she could still kick your ass. Again, this was a bold dramatic outfit for ‘Mania and Beth looked flawless. 8/10
Steven: Beth rocked the hell out of her ‘Mania gear, if you ask me. I would never have thought to put the almighty Glamazon in all white, but it looked awesome! 9/10
Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.
EVE TORRES
Cryssi: Eve’s outfit was just kind of ehh for me. It’s nothing new or amazing. The colors are different and that’s about it. She’s so gorgeous I tend to ignore her outfits sometimes. 7/10
Erin: She almost looks like she’s going for a complimentary look with Mickie, with her look almost looking like a gold tank top and denim shorts. For all its WrestleMania shiny fittingness, it’s not doing it for me. I think changing the shorts and boots to black would make for a WrestleMania appropriate look without looking like she was dipped in gold and threw on a pair of jean shorts 5 minutes before the match. 5/10
Melanie: I am really not a fan of this outfit. The bottoms just look like denim shorts which I don’t find appropriate for ‘Mania. I think Eve missed the mark because the all silver outfit she wore on Raw last week popped and would have been perfect for ‘Mania. 4/10
Steven: Same old gear, different color. That said, I do like the bronzy-gold color she went for. Definitely one of my favorite outfits of Eve’s. 7/10
GAIL KIM
Cryssi: I’m jealous of any woman who can wear yellow because I can’t. 9/10
Erin: That shade of yellow is definitely something you don’t often see on Diva gear, so I like that aspect of it. It’s a bit Power Ranger, though (and the yellow Ranger was my favorite, for the record), and would probably benefit from a secondary color to balance out all the bright yellow. I certainly applaud the different approach. 7/10
Melanie: This is a colour that so few women can do justice and Gail is one of them. I absolutely love the colour on her and the gold trimming is an extra added touch of class. I also like that Gail tried out a new look with the single strap going around her neck. Gorgeous. 8/10
Steven: Honestly, that shade of yellow does nothing for me, but like the variation the top. 5/10
KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: This was vintage Kelly :). It was cotton candy pink, sugary sweet, and a throw back in some weird sense of the word. Kelly looked cute and fun, and I would love to be her best friend IRL so we could go shopping for pink clothes together and get manicures. Love it. 9.5/10
Erin: Silver and pink shouldn’t look awful together, but here it’s nothing good. The cut of the gear definitely has something to do with it too, as the sleeves just overwhlem the look and make it look like some time of armor instead of wrestling gear. Though, it is WrestleMania, and over-the-top is the name of the game, but Kelly shouldn’t look like she’s about to brandish a sword at any moment. 5/10
Melanie: You know what, I am not a fan of this outfit but in a way, it suits Kelly. It’s pink, it’s girly but it’s also different and unique. With this, Kelly could have found her signature style as a wrestler like Michelle and Beth have their variations of their attire. The sleeves are interesting and sort of a throwback to when girls used to wear in sleeves like Ivory.5/10
Steven: I absolutely hated this outfit when I saw it last night. Now that I’m taking a second look, I still hate it but not as much. My major gripe would have to be the long sleeves. They just throw the whole outfit off. Without the tacky sleeves, this could have actually been some cute gear. 2/10
LAYLA
Cryssi: One of my least favorite attires of the night. This was boring, plain, and luckily for the outfit, it had a Layla in it, because the woman wearing it is the only thing that saved it from being just another ring outfit. 5/10
Erin: This new style of ring attire gives her a bit more coverage, allowing the straps to look less dominatrix-y. I think the white is a bit much when it’s covering so much skin; a darker color would’ve worked better. Cute Laycool hood, though. 6/10
Melanie: While I loved Beth in white, I wasn’t feeling Layla’s white ensemble. Layla didn’t have a great weekend between this and her Hall of Fame dress. 4/10
Steven: Layla’s ‘Mania gear kinda reminds of Saritaylor’s white and turquoise outfits, which is definitely a good thing. The ‘Lay-Cool’ is a nice touch as well. 7/10
MARYSE
Cryssi: Purple is definitely a great color for Maryse. She went for something completely different and opted to stand out rather than blend in. I’ve noticed Maryse tends to stick to darker colors and this purple and gold combination was stunning for the Diva’s Champion. 9/10
Erin: These are decidedly Mardi Gras colors, but totally fitting for a big event like WrestleMania. The purple, gold, and sparkles will likely look over-the-top when she eventually wears it on Raw, but here it’s totally fitting and interesting to look at. 8/10
Melanie: In my head, purple and gold shouldn’t go together but hot damn… Maryse looks impeccable! The colours fuse together and draw your attention immediately. It looks so shimmery and sexy. I love this shade of purple too. 9/10
Steven: I like this look on Maryse. The design is nothing new, but the deep purple color really makes it. 7/10
MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: Just typical Michelle for me, but the color is beautiful on her. She looked very stoic and like a champion. She should have been allowed to shine on her own this night, but she had to settle for sharing the spotlight. 7/10
Erin: Beautiful teal color, complimenting Layla’s look while taking the better color combination. I guess being the alpha female has its perks. 8/10
Melanie: Gorgeous! Michelle looks piercing in this shade of blue — it just pops right off the screen and makes you look twice. Definitely (Mc)Cool.. 8/10
Steven: Michelle is looking awesome in a particularly gorgeous shade of blue. It’s obvious why she saved this one for ‘Mania. 8/10
MICKIE JAMES
Cryssi: Same ole, same ole. I noticed on her Twitter that Mickie said the outfit was new. I never would have been able to tell because it looks like everything else she wears. It’s Wrestlemania; the night Randy Orton’s man panties made me scream “Ohmygod, you are so freakin’s sexy” at my TV. The night Jack Swagger summoned his inner Kurt Angle. The night Kofi Kingston got a new hairdo just for the show. Point is, even the guys went for something different and Mickie just fell flat. 3/10
Erin: That just looks so uncomfortable to wrestle in, with the tight top and jeans. The rips and feather accents definitely fit that Native American look she’s so fond of, and it’s not a bad look, but it definitely has no place in a wrestling ring–it looks like street wear, not anything close to athletic wear, and it makes Mickie look like a spectator, not a competitor. I guess I’m just a wrestling gear purist. 4/10
Melanie: In the words of Sue Sylvester, Mickie, swish it up a bit! This is WrestleMania, you could have been a little more adventurous. However, I do take into account that getting an outfit for ‘Mania hasn’t exactly been a top priority for Mickie who has been dealing with injury. Even so, I’ve never liked Mickie’s Pochantas-meets-country singer look. 4/10
Steven: Honestly, Mickie. You couldn’t be bothered to scrounge around in your closet for some new gear?! It’s WrestleMania for crying out loud! 2/10
SAVANNAH
Cryssi: Savannah was stunning in her Wrestlemania debut. She rarely makes mistakes and on the biggest night of the year, Savannah brought the pretty, the sexy, and the awesome and wrapped it all in one sweet package. 9/10
Erin: She’s still following in Lilian Garcia’s sparkly footsteps, but that’s not a bad thing. This dress was eye-catching and sexy but not so over the top that it detracts attention from the wrestlers. I applaud her from restraining herself, not going for some loud color and keeping it simple and sexy. Very smart choice. 9/10
Melanie: Looks like Savannah is continuing Lilian Garcia’s tradition of sexy and sparkly at WrestleMania. I absolutely love this dress and in my opinion, Savannah is quickly becoming the most fashionable Diva in WWE. The colours of this dress are gorgeous — the salmon colour complements Savannah’s skin beautifully and the sparkliness just looks beautiful too. 9/10
Steven: I think I would like this more if the top part matched the bottom, if that make any sense. In any case, Savannah was smoking, even if we only got to see her for a moment. 8/10
SERENA
Cryssi: OMG, I blinked when I saw Serena strutting her stuff with the SES on Mania. Her throwback, stonewash skinny jeans, black boots, top, and leather jacket were freakin’ amazing on her. She rocks her buzzed head so well and she just looks so confident, calm, and evil. Serena is turning into one of my favorite Divas on the roster. I loved her last night. 9/10
Erin: I always tend to think that Serena looks a little bottom-heavy; that it to say that her clothes overwhelm what’s going on above the neck. Obviously that has a lot to do with her bald head, but it’s also due to her noticeable curves. A look like that doesn’t help battle that problem, as bulky black leather in the jacket and boots and acid wash jeans just overwhelm her. I’m not saying bald girls can’t dress how they wish, but Serena’s packing so many curves that she’d do well to keep her outfits more streamlined. 5/10
Melanie: This look kinda throws me back to Trish Stratus’ outfit at WrestleMania 20 with the jacket and pants tucked into the boots. It’s sassy! I really like this look on Serena. 7/10
Steven: Maybe it was the acid washed jeans or the sexy stilleto boots or maybe even her perfectly shaven head, but Serena was absolutely jaw-dropping in her Mania debut. I pretty sure she’s the only Diva who could even come close to pulling this look off. 9/10
VICKIE GUERRERO
Cryssi: Oy. Vickie isn’t going to make any best dressed lists, but what did we really expect? She’s not a wrestler and she’s not a sex goddess. 4/10
Erin: She’s not a wrestler, so it fits for her to wear what looks more like exercise gear than wrestling gear. Still, having “EXCUSE ME” all over the front just doesn’t has the same ring to it a “SIMPLY FLAWLESS”. The flames along the sides definitely give me an Eddie Guerrero vibe, and I really like that touch. 5/10
Melanie: Given that she’s not an actual wrestler, I like that she got some ring attire for this match. Obviously, it’s not going to look as great as some of the other girls’ outfits but I really love the homage to Eddie with the flames. 5/10
Steven: Vickie donned the obligatory “I’m-not-a-real-wrestler” sweats for last night festivities. Pretty plain but then again, I wasn’t expecting her to come out in one of Layla’s spare outfits. The Guerrero flames were a nice touch though. 5/10
So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:
Mickie James: 13/40
Vickie Guerrero: 19/40
Kelly Kelly: 21.5/40
Layla: 22/40
Eve Torres: 23/40
Gail Kim: 29/40
Serena: 30/40
Beth Phoenix: 31/40
Michelle McCool: 31/40
Maryse: 33/40
Savannah: 35/40
Alicia Fox: 37/40
LOSER: MICKIE JAMES. Mickie’s usual outfit at WrestleMania wasn’t warmly received.
WINNER: ALICIA FOX. Her Hall of Fame dress may have been voted as the worst, but Alicia can seek solace in this big win!
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31 Comments
I voted Vickie because she looks extra cute. If Vickie wasn’t there, hands down Alicia would take my vote.
Gail Kim & Savannah best dressed in my opinion.
They’re the 2 most perfect women on the planet in my opinion.
@Erin – Funny you call Gail Kim the Yellow Power ranger because the original Yellow Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger was an Asian woman named Thuy Trang (I was obsessed with power rangers) but she died on Sept.3rd 2001, unfortunately. R.I.P Thuy Trang..
I agree with the entire order, except I’d have Michelle and Maryse swap spots, and maybe Gail a little higher up. Definitely agree on best and worst though =]
ha, vickie looks so kick ass. loved her “attire”.
michelle, alicia, and maryse were probably the stan outs for me. the faces were all a bit boring tbh. didn’t like the white on beth. and gail’s new cut is too reminiscent of rosa.. it throws off her body proportions to me. eve’s outfit still looks too corset-y for my eyes, i do think she’d look better with some kneepads on or something. and as for mickie.. lol.
Hate to sound like a broken record here, but where’s Natalya?
In my opinion Maryse was a 10 at Wrestlemania. Her outfit was spectacular.
It goes:
1. Maryse
2. Beth
3. Alicia
4. Gail
5. Michelle
6. Kelly
7. Layla
8. Eve
9. Vickie
10. Mickie
I don’t count Savannah. She looked cute, but nothing amazing. Beth and Maryse rocked WM and HOF, and I hope they use their attires on their own shows, despite them looking rather showy.
Jillian also got a photoshoot but she was just wearing an ordinary black dress so I guess you can’t really judge that
My favs are(in order) Serena, Gail, and Beths. I kinda like michelles also(still don’t like her), that blue actually looks nice
the rest I hate
I think Mickie looked gorgeous..but her ring attire wasnt WrestleManiaish like you guys say.
Beth imo looked the best, she looked absolutely amazing in white, and it looked perfect for WrestleMania.
Savannah rarely gets it wrong, Serena pleasently surprised me and I think Michelle looked pretty cool too, a really nice variation on what she normally wears.
Yeah, Maryse is miles above the rest in this outfit, a perfect 10 all the way. But I’m not mad at Alicia either, I got the same Gladiator vibe mentioned above when I saw her in that ensemble. She worked the hell out of it!
I agree Alicia looked great.
Layla, Maryse, and Gail Kim also looked great.
Is it just me or did Alicia not look like Tyra Banks at Mania? She looked amazing.
Some nice comments by all 4 team members. Cryssi and Erin provide funny insights and Melanie can I ask, who on earth is Sue Sylvester lmao?
Nice look at the WM attires, my favourite is Maryse but I agree with Alicia’s hair looking good, she’s gone back to her original hot look.
Melanie Reply:
March 30th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Zephyr5326 — You don’t know who Sue Sylvester is? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFjWRGaV-Fs
I loved Mickie’s attire and it acutally was a bit different her top was completly different than usual apart from her theme obviously.
Gail also looked great.
I’m kind of surprised Alicia’s outfit is being regarded so highly. I didn’t like it at all. What do I know about fashion though? I thought Maryse was the stand out star. The purple and gold popped, and if I may steal one of King’s lines, she looked like a quarter amongst pennies out there. Another one of my WrestleMania favorites who seems to be missing in action here is Natalya. I thought she looked great in her new paint splattered attire and pink boots.
Alicia Fox’s outfit was the best for sure, with Maryse close behind. Purple and Gold are Maryse’s colors, hope she sticks to them. Agree with Mickie, looked like the same stuff we’ve seen lately from her. She couldn’t of found a better looking top?
Zephyr-*gasp* You don’t know who SUE is? What is the matter with this planet? I mean, really!
Alicia was the standout of the whole thing as far as I’m concerned…
Oh, and Natalya wasn’t included because that outift isn’t new, she’s already worn it multiple times.
Kelly gets a higher score than Mickie?? Are you for real?!?! Kelly’s was butt ugly IMHO. She looked like alien barbie!
LayCool, Gail and Alicia had the best attire to me all looked Phenomenal
I’m not a fan of what Eve is trying to pull off with her attire. Blue+Michelle=flawless..simply flawless, she looks great. Mickie, nothing spectacular..kinda disappointing. Layla, Kelly and Gail looked cute. Alicia looked really good, I like her style of attire. Beth, it was different because she usually wears black and another color so it was kinda weird seeing her in white but she looked good. I don’t really like Serena’s look, she always looks so mean which I get why but…Savannah’s dress was pretty.
Vickie, it was ok. At least she covered herself lol. I thought she actually looked good. And finally Maryse…again she looked stunning. I like her the design of her attire, it’s sexy but you don’t have to worry about her falling out lol. I love the shade of purple. Darker colors look really good on her. And the sparkly was nice :) No wonder she’s the sexiest of sexy :D
Alicia won hands down
Kelly was just blah as usual too much pink
Layla should stop wearing those trunks/shorts they make her look a lot shorter
Eve just bothers me her wrestling her attire and that goof finisher
Maryse was meh like always in the match but i liked her attire
Gail kinda fell off with that look she should have done something new Blue or red maybe…
Mickie needs to get SOME NEW RING ATTIRE FAST!!!!!
Serena looked awful that bald look and those jeans/leather jacket made her look butch and quite silly
Savannah looked as if he just came from a las vegas poker after party bleh
Beth looked nice in all white
Ok im done im not going to waste my time on the rest [Mccool, Vickie]
Alicia and Michelle were my favourites.
BTW, Cryssi, Randy Orton could wear anything and make me say “Ohmygod, you are so freakin’s sexy!” :)
I love the colors of Michelle, Gail Kim & Maryse’s outfits ! <3
I personally loved Layla’s gear. I love white gear on darker skin and I’m a big fan of the style of her tights.
I liked Mickie’s gear…But I agree It wasn’t Wrestlemania worthy. I am actually going to go with Maryse as best dressed. She looked flawless.
Beth Phoenix looked good too, but her white outfit needed another color. Maybe black or gold on the strap. Michelle looked good as did Layla. Their matchingy-ness is really creative. Alicia and Serena looked great too, I agree with Erin’s comments about Serena being curve heavy to. Other than that no one stood out to me. Well except K2…but not in a good way…o.O
It was so hard to choose lol. But I went with Serena. She totally rocks the short hair. I also liked Savannah and Gail Kim’s outfits. They looked amazing <3
Alicia’s choice was so… Wrestlemania. The whole gladiator accent and stuff… Gorgeous outfit! The second best imo was Michelle. The color was wonderful and she looked great.
Btw, I don’t think Mickie wore a new outfit. I’m almost sure the top’s from her home-made album cover (and if it isn’t, then the similarity’s huge)
I guess the advertising for the Divas match wasn’t the only thing done low-key this year, some of the outfits were just the same old, same old. Last year everything seemed special and more glitzy, maybe they spent so much on outfits last year for an appalling match, they’re still paying off the debt?
Alicia Fox: Alicia wore something almost identical once in FCW, but with a different top, it looks so much better on her than her former attire, but as a character she’s losing her image with a different do every minute. Plus, I preferred it when she had that OTT weave going on, made her seem to have much more attitude and it was original.
Beth Phoenix: I don’t know what to think, I mean seeing her on television, it seemed a bit hit and miss but in the photos it looks so good on her. Plus, it’s much more face to wear white than the black combos she does every week and it makes a change from the same black and green outfit of those black attires we usually see on her, so it keeps things fresh.
Eve Torres: I love Eve’s outfit, it keeps in line with her signature attire which is always good, but it looks like it’s been done on a more special scale as they did last year. Mind you, Eve could pull off wearing a paper bag, although I think this may be similiar with Beth’s in that it looks better on picture when the colours have been brigthened up than it did on television.
Gail Kim: Not many Divas wear yellow, but Gail looks gorgeous in this, it’s tweeked from her usual attire, but not overly done. I think Gail was one of the best looking on the night. It’s a shame she never gets a major role in any of the shows unless its destined to lose. I don’t really get the Power ranger comparison, there was a red,blue,green,black and pink one too, does that mean they’re trademarked by Power rangers?
Kelly Kelly: Like (I think it was) Cryssi said, Kelly doesn’t do much in terms of wrestling that wows us, so she dresses for the occasion. The outfit is a bit OTT, but it keeps with her character and to be honest she’s eye candy, all the males would love some Barbie wearing pink, smiling vacantly and prancing down the ramp- Kelly knows that. The outfit reminds me of her days in ECW for some reason.
Layla: Layla’s attires on SD are probably one of the best in terms of showing off the Divas body’s (I don’t mean that in a pervy way, but it shows the right places off) however the colours of this variant was just bleh. Plus I hate the hoodies she wears, even if its for the sake of Lay-Cool.
Maryse: Same as Eve’s, Maryse’s outfit keeps in touch with what she usually wears but it’s done on a more glamerous scale and it really works for her. It’s a pity she was little more than a prop when it came to the actual match. I’d have thought a self involved champion would’ve done more, Maryse found a way of doing less moves in that match than every other week on Raw.
Michelle McCool: I really love this shade on her, I mean it’s probably a reused attire, but it doesn’t really matter in this case. It feels like Michelle wears the same thing every week anyway, so this makes a nice change.
Mickie James: Cripes Mickie, we KNOW you’re promoting your album, but can’t you change it up a tad? She’s got this on in the album cover and it even looks like the thing she wore at a Halloween battle royale, when she dressed as a Native.
Savannah: Savannah looks like one of the shorter Divas, so these short (but not too short) dresses look really good on her without taking more height off. Her problem is she shouldn’t be wearing them in the first place, she should be in the ring :(
Serena: Well she’s not wearing that red outfit from FCW. I don’t know I get the fact she only wears black in SES, but I don’t like the biker look on her, it’s like just because she’s bald, the WWE butch her up in jackets and jeans. Next it will be a turtle neck.
Vickie Guerrero: Good on her, so many people mock her weight, which is disgusting in itself after the Mickie James fiasco. Plus it’s good to see her pay tribute to her husband with the flamed attire. She got so much heat when she became big on WWE because people saw it as cashing in on his death, but it seems to have been a good move by WWE, she draws more reaction than most wrestlers in the ‘E’.
My favs HAVE to be Alicia, Beth, Gail, Maryse, McCool, Savannah, Serena & Vickie. But I loved for Alicia not just because I love that b!tch to death anyway, but, in the immortal words of Ron Simmons … DAMN! =P
My favourite was Michelle…That color is Great! Then Gail,Alicia,Ryse,Layla,Eve and Beth…Kelly’s attire was simply ugly!!!
Jillian and Melina had WM style shoots too, does that count?