TNA Impact Spoilers: March 17th, 2011

Spoilers for Thursday’s Impact:

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* For the TNA Knockouts Championship, Alissa Flash vs. Madison Rayne w/Tara. Winner via Rayne Drop in under a minute, Madison Rayne. Mickie James runs out right away but Madison and Tara bail. James is sick of Rayne’s ridiculous title bouts. If she’s a fighting champ then come here and fight me. Madison asks James what she thinks gives her the right to demand title shot after title shot after title shot. She’s out of chances and it’s not worth her while. James asks what would make it worth her while? Madison wants Mickie’s locks. After beating Mickie she wants to embarrass her and shave her head. Mickie agrees.

* Hernandez & Sarita & Rosita vs. Matt Morgan & Angelina Love & Winter. Angelina had a new entrance video and music. It’s a street fight but not announced as one. Winner via catatonic back breaker from Winter to Rosita, Morgan, Angelina and Winter. Really quick match. An unidentified Hispanic guy came out and helped Hernandez after the match. Morgan ran them off and then celebrated in the ring. (Source: Wrestling News World)

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34 Comments

  1. Macho Madness

    March 15, 2011 at 12:05 am

    disappointing…..

  2. SherriShepherdWWE

    March 15, 2011 at 12:08 am

    cant wait to see Alissa back, but it sucks that the match was so so short, and also it sucks that the other match was also quick, and it is interesting they advertised it as TBP, but its Angelina and Winter, so i guess there the new BP

  3. ryanmvs

    March 15, 2011 at 12:08 am

    glad Alissa is back. Even for one night. Why all of the sudden are the KO matches SO short? Im not used to it.

  4. BillyGP

    March 15, 2011 at 12:11 am

    Mickie will win @ Lockdown

  5. Lily exLVEF

    March 15, 2011 at 12:23 am

    The KO matches have been short ever since Madison’s new streak began. The only long/decent match that has happend in a while was last night other then that it’s been a while. TNA are ruining the KOs division, not even Mickie can help it. TNA are slowing becoming more entertainment then wrestling just like WWE.

    I miss Alissa Flash, always wished for her to become Knockouts Championship. I actually like the stipulation added to Mickie vs. Madison, i really hope Mickie gets her head shaved. I just love these types of stipulations xd.

  6. ryanmvs

    March 15, 2011 at 12:23 am

    What if the guy that helps is Homcide? He was the other half of LAX

  7. Kaledrina

    March 15, 2011 at 12:29 am

    let’s not forget it’s also the episode right after ppv. they usually focus more on stories and promos rather than wrestling more than ever then!

    gotta love how odb, roxxi and alissa, three knockouts who arguably parted on bad terms with tna are so quick to make a comeback!

  8. BillyGP

    March 15, 2011 at 12:29 am

    No Lily Mickie will win like it or not. With Bischoff’s promotion i see why the KOs division is shorter :(

  9. The_JM

    March 15, 2011 at 12:32 am

    even if it’s a squash match, why so short? and not to toot my own horn but I’m glad my predictions were dead-on about Mickie losing at aao and Madison starting an open challenge and then Mickie would challenge Madison for the last time at lockdown and probably win. (: i also hope some tara/madison tension begins after Madison loses the ko title

  10. WWFoverWWE

    March 15, 2011 at 12:35 am

    TNA is not going to shave mickie’s head, this is just TNA finding an excuse for mickie to get another title shot. Plus TNA knows that image is a lot, and a bald mickie james is not going to look well to people, also I doubt mickie would even agree to it, but I do think this will lead to one of mickies close friends to come in and back her up, but I’m not going to say her name.

    Madison has had the title for a very long time now, her reign is in the awesome kong title reign zone, so I think her time is coming to an end

    whats with all these short matches, they must really be wanting to build up madison so when she loses to mickie, it makes mickie look even better

  11. Lily exLVEF

    March 15, 2011 at 12:37 am

    @BillyGP

    You have said that for the past 2 Mickie vs. Madison matches and look who has come on top ‘madison rayne’. I could see TNA building up this feud longer and then at the end they’ll have Mickie win the title after trying to capture it for months and months and finally over come the wrath of Madison/Tara.

  12. Melina&Mickie4ever!

    March 15, 2011 at 12:38 am

    Boo that sucks Alissa Flash was one of my favorite Knockouts when she was still around. Sad that it was a short match. Also it looks like they are going for A Title vs Hair match.

  13. Lily exLVEF

    March 15, 2011 at 12:39 am

    TNA could easily have something up their sleeve, that way Mickie won’t have to shave her head. Something like the career vs. title match at Victory Road 2010 between Angelina & Madison.

  14. SherriShepherdWWE

    March 15, 2011 at 12:44 am

    @lily, if TNA has another career vs title match lol i will scream it use to be cool to see someone career on the line especially with the women, but lately its just getting annoying we have seen what like 3 in the last year, one with Tara, Roxxi, and Velvet and everytime even if the person loses they always return lol Roxxi adn tara both have returned since there career matches and it hasnet even been a year

  15. WWFoverWWE

    March 15, 2011 at 12:47 am

    @Lily exLVEF um i’m pretty sure the end is now, I think we’ve already past the “lets build it up even further” part when madison beat mickie at AAO which shocked a lot of people. Why do you think that they keep giving mickie title shots?? because they want her as their champion and now since madison has had a very lengthy reign, mickies time is now to end it and begin her eign as the real queen

  16. Macho Madness

    March 15, 2011 at 12:47 am

    @ryanmvs the unidentified guy was a former OVW heavyweight champion. I can’t remember his name, but he is mexican.

  17. Macho Madness

    March 15, 2011 at 12:53 am

    I don’t mind madison’s matches being short. I WISH they were longer, but I don’t necessarily think they SHOULD be. They are making Madison look like and unbeatable champion. I think they found a way to give Mickie another title shot. I’m looking foward to their match at Lockdown.

    When I said “disappointing…”, I was refering to the Morgan, Winter, Angelina vs Sarita, Rosita, and Hernandez. I was hoping for a good exciting match. I guess I’ll have to see it though.

  18. Mikas

    March 15, 2011 at 12:56 am

    I didnt have very high expectations on the tagteam match, especially not after last night’s trainwreck. Guess the only purpose of this match was to have an excuse to introduce Hernandez new tagteam partner for LAX-2.

    And Melissa jobbing to Madison in under a minute? Not a match I want to see, but i hope she was paid properly.

  19. OvSeven

    March 15, 2011 at 1:05 am

    I thought it was Angelina & Velvet :)
    Glad Winter picks victory

  20. DarkJoker

    March 15, 2011 at 1:22 am

    The Downfall of TNA has begun. The Knockout’s Tag Title Match at Victory Road last night was HORRENDEOUS !!!!!! Blown spots all the way through and the ending was flat out BOTCHED & STUPID !! Not to mention the Main Event embarrassment. TNA as a company proved beyond a shadow of a doubt last night that no one in TNA Management and Creative know’s how to run a wrestling company. My message to Dixie Carter is Stop embarrassing yourself and Stop slapping the wrestling fans in the face each week on Impact and once a month on PPV. Dixie just Shut TNA down because the company will never, and I repeat never draw any kind of profit and will never be any kind of competition or threat to Vince McMahon and the WWE.
    Even if Dixie Carter was to clean house and bring in new backstage management and creative writers I think it will do nothing to change things because TNA has made too many mistakes and last night was the straw that broke the camel’s back. TNA knew a performer was unfit to wrestle, but did nothing about it. Maybe SpikeTv will do us all a favor and cancel TNA programming on their station and put a real wrestling company on in its place – Ring of Honor. This comment blog is just my personal opinion. So haters hate away and if anyone agrees with what I’ve written that’s fine too.

  21. NT86

    March 15, 2011 at 1:31 am

    ^Yeah that main event was A HUGE disaster. TNA needs to strongly consider their future and think about what to do with Jeff Hardy.

    And am I the only one who thought the KO Tag Team match last night wasn’t bad? It was a decent right until the stupid ending which took ages to set up. But aside from that, the in-ring action was quite good IMO!

    What a way to misuse Alissa Flash. This is the first time she’s appeared in TNA since the regime change. The stipulation seems interesting. I am guessing that Mickie will win at Lockdown.

    The Winter/BP storyline is a lot more interesting at the moment though. It is quite intgruing as to what they could do with Angelina. Keep her with Velvet, or have her turn to the dark side by aligning herself with Winter.

  22. BillyGP

    March 15, 2011 at 1:32 am

    Lily Mickie big moment @ one of tna big PPV duh plus i dont see mickie going bald. Third time the charm.

  23. DarkJoker

    March 15, 2011 at 1:45 am

    As for the spoilers for this week’s show. Same ol Same ol. The Female performers in TNA will always be booked strictly for eye-candy. It’s sad and wrong but it’s the truth. The Knockout’s Division has been the only reason and the only thing I watch from TNA. But it looks like I’m not going to watch that anymore due to the Poor Creative Booking and the lack of respect & zero effort put in to promoting the Knockout’s Division and the perverted commentary of the voices of TNA Wrestling. 2 of the voices are married, not sure about the 3rd, and they want to act like college frat boys in a strip club. The Ladies of the Knockout’s Division deserve a zilllion percent more respect than what the currently getting and deserve to in the Main Event Spotlight making Main Event money.

  24. laqisha

    March 15, 2011 at 2:00 am

    WTF……..is wrong with TNA ?????????? Alissa is Jobbing to Rayne under a fucking minute????, I mean I wouldn’t mind if it lasted 8 minute long. “‘as Rasputia from Norbeit would say oh HELL NO’……….HELL NO” thats like Batista losing to Robbi E under a minute.

    I want nothing but for TNA to DIEEEEEEE I know it’s not Rayne’s Fault, But I would Rather watch a Speech tonight on Raw about Vince terminating TNA forever than buying Mortal Kombat 9 next month.

    Why does TNA hate this woman so much??? What did she ever do to TNA???

  25. Lily exLVEF

    March 15, 2011 at 2:19 am

    @BillyGP

    I don’t think TNA would shave Mickie but they could have something up their sleeve.

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