TNA Impact Spoilers: May 12th, 2011

Spoilers for next Thursday’s Impact:

Impact - May 12th
* Jeff and Karen Jarrett are out to start the show. They don’t appear happy. Loud “You suck” chant erupts. Jeff says he’s thought this out with Karen and once and for all want to call a truce with Kurt. This time they’re very sincere. He says Karen is sweet and innocent. She wouldn’t hurt a fly and to be put in danger at Sacrifice isn’t right. She minds her own business and Jeff works hard to keep it that way. Loud “we want Angle” chant. Jeff says to do harm to the queen of the mountain is a crime. They hug. Karen says she knows Kurt has had a lot of matches and maybe got his bell rung one too many times. How he’s convinced himself that she’s a thorn in his side makes no sense. She says what’s been going on has been a misunderstanding. Even the restraining order was for his well being. She asks him to come out. Kurt Angle makes his way to the ring. Kurt says she’s gone too far. He doesn’t understand how he stayed with her for ten years. She must be out of her mind and then she married a jerk. At Sacrifice they’re going to have a mixed tag match. The Jarrett’s vs. Kurt and his business partner. He would’ve introduced her now but the network wants her to have a proper introduction so he’ll have to wait. And Jeff, you know who she is. It’s real, it’s darn real.

* Madison Rayne & Tara vs. Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher. Winners via Victory Roll from Tessmacher to Madison, Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher.

* Mick Foley introduces Kurt Angle’s partner at Sacrifice. A video appears with random symbols that eventually come together to form Chyna. Chyna comes out and stands on the ramp behind Foley as the crowd chants Chyna.

* 25-Man Battle Royal for the #1 Contendership to the TNA Championship. Late in the match, Karen held Angle and Jarrett dumped him. Karen and Jeff are celebrating even though he didn’t win. Chyna came in and eliminated Jeff. She goes to choke Karen but Jeff drags her out and they run. Chyna isn’t muscular at all anymore. (Source: Wrestling News World)

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  • Lily

    Uh really?

  • StarInferno

    awwwwwwwwwwwwww i wanna see his mistress real baddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SherriShepherdWWE

    :) Miss T is in action again, but didnt Mickie and Miss T face each other last night in match and now there partnering, that is kinda stupid IMO, and so does this mean Chyna doesnt debut until Sacrifice,

    However, i am worrying over the fact that, there putting karen and the mistress (chyna) in a match, when one hasnt wrestled in like 8 years and the other hasnt wrestling ever, so if that doesnt sound like a train wreck i dont know what does

    and so far no Isis :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/mikeybicycle Kaledrina

    nice to see tessmacher picking up her first win, seems odd that she’s teaming with mickie after the spoilers for this week’s show.. hopefully there’s a backstage segment to explain that

  • Bryana

    OMG are you kidding me Madison getting pinned by her, this is such a dissapointment

  • Macho Madness

    I WANT TO SEE THE MISTRESS!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mikeybicycle Kaledrina

    it would be great if the whole isis and even chyna thing was just one big faux leaked story and the mistress is somebody completely different lol well, not great, i want to see chyna, but i do love a surprise.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ryanmvs ryanmvs

    WTF! Why is Chyna backstage and Isis if they aren’t on the show!? this is crap!!!!

    “* Madison Rayne & Tara vs. Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher. Winners via Victory Roll from Tessmacher to Madison, Mickie James & Miss Tessmacher”

    Didn’t Mickie vs Ms.Tessmacher for the title last week? THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

  • Melina&Mickie4ever!

    I wish they would have just had Madison vs Mickie this week , then build up sarita vs Mickie , Sarita vs Mickie at Sacrifid3 would have been WAY better…but at least we are getting a knockouts match. How odd is it that Mickie & Miss T had a match the week b4 and they are teamates now ?. Hmmmm I guess it was just a friendly title match then….who knows…

  • Macho Madness

    As for Mickie and Miss T teaming together, I’m sure their match was just a competitive match with no hard feelings.

  • Macho Madness

    The show is taping I believe.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ryanmvs ryanmvs

    I hope we get some Velvet/Winter/Angelina stuff because we didn’t get any on yesterdays spoilers either.

  • J-Mac

    Is it really that hard to understand that Mickie and Tessmacher are teaming because they’re both babyfaces? It’s not like they have a history or anything.

  • wl75

    Actually, waiting until the PPV makes a heck of a lot more sense for this….though it could be a train wreck…

    and I wouldn’t be shocked to see Isis as Madison’s new lackey for the probable Madison/Tara feud…maybe not at the PPV itself, but the tapings after…

  • Bryana

    @ryanmvs those three were in the main event on yesterday spoilers so what are you talking about

  • Kessuki

    im so pumped for the mistress’s debut on tna. i hope chyna (if it is her) has got fit and healthy. i would hate to see her not looking her best. she was my fave womens wrestler in wwe until her exit.

    on another note i hope tna signs serena. would love her to face Vic/Tara.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mikeybicycle Kaledrina

    “He would’ve introduced her now but the network wants her to have a proper introduction so he’ll have to wait”

    tbh that sounds a bit to me like tna haven’t actually decided on who the mistress will be..? it would suck if chyna was only backstage to hang out with old friends.. although it’s rumoured that she’s signed a 3 yr deal so who knows..! fingers crossed

  • WWFoverWWE

    I see Isis coming in to replace Tara as Madisons bodygaurd, that will set up a fued with isis totally destroying Tara to pieces

    I guess they’re giving chyna more time to get in shape, since she wants to look good for her TV wrestling return

  • WWFoverWWE

    the knockouts dont book their matches, from TV’s point of view eric bishoff books them, so it’s not like mickie and tessmacher magically decided to become BFF’s on the spot-_-

  • Macho Madness

    Plus if anything I would say Ms. T and Mickie have a good history. They have teamed in the past, and Ms. T introduced Mickie into TNA.

  • Lily

    Chyna vs. Karen doesn’t sound great but i think they’ll just have Chyna chokeslam Karen and be done with.

  • Saracasey

    They built Madison up to be a strong competitor only to tear her down with a string of losses. Hopefully Madison can gain just a little bit of her momentum back soon.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ryanmvs ryanmvs

    My mistake. I forgot.

    WWFoverWWE

    No. Bishoff does not book the KO’s. Al Snow does.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/LovableLittleRabbit?feature=mhum Megumi

    Yawn.

  • Macho Madness

    @Lily Yeah, for sure. Chyna won’t have to do much to take care of Karen.