That sound you hear is Madison Rayne shrieking at the possibility of losing Miss Karen! (We’re pretty sad about it too.)
Yes, the classy, elegant and highly democratic Vice President of the Knockouts division, Karen Jarret, could be fired tomorrow night at Final Resolution if husband Jeff Jarrett loses his match against Jeff Hardy.
The stipulation adds yet another wrinkle to an already complicated match: it will be a cage match, and Karen will be handcuffed to Sting throughout so she can’t interfere. The latest twist comes from Sting, who is now an authority figure in TNA, I believe. (I don’t pay attention.)
TNA President Dixie Carter made the announcement on her Twitter page, writing:
Sting just called me w/an addl stip for tomorrows Jarrett v Hardy PPV cage match. If Jarrett loses, either he OR Karen will be fired.
— Dixie Carter (@TNADixie) December 10, 2011
Excuse us while we weep! #SaveMissKaren
@divadirt Ha! Lets go Jeffro! Say bye bye Karen! PEACE OUT PUTAAAAA!