Welcome to the first edition of Identity Parade here on Diva Dirt! Whether it’s a ‘whodunnit’ or a ‘whoisit’ (I’ve coined that term myself), Team DD are on the case, and we’ll try our very best to solve each investigation, but we need your help! Together, we’ll aim to leak some secrets or be the meddling kids that make sure any villainous vixens don’t get away with it! Det. Jack White is on the case for this inaugural assignment, and boy is it a big one!
The WWE Universe has been on tender hooks for the last couple as months as we’ve been left wondering ‘Who Attacked Kaitlyn’? It’s been the biggest cliff-hanger since ‘Who Shot J.R’ in ‘Dallas’ (and I don’t mean Jim Ross, he’s just been set alight before) so understandably, you’re all speculating as to who might have assaulted the Hybrid Diva from behind, allowing Eve to take her place in a match against Layla and capture the WWE Divas Title.
In this column, I’ll be providing the case notes and presenting you with our police line-up of the potential dastardly divas who could have committed the crime. I’ll be sifting through the Prime Suspects, the Dark Horses and the not so likely Sublimely Ridiculous to find out once and for all who the ambiguous assailant is!
Prime Suspects
Name: Eve Torres
Previous Convictions: Kicking Zack Ryder in the woo-woo-woos at WrestleMania; attempting to ‘use’ John Cena.
Case Notes: Eve had the most to gain by attacking Kaitlyn at Night of Champions. The record setting three-time Divas Champ was receiving high praise from SmackDown General Manager Booker T at the time and did she know that she would be his first port of call as a replacement challenger for Layla? Miss Torres has denied all accusations towards her in recent weeks although potential cracks have seemed to show as of late, like when she slapped Kaitlyn’s cheek off backstage at Raw. It could be argued that Eve was only defending herself as a result of name calling (being called a witch burns like hell) yet since then, more potential evidence has been thrown around like it’s going out of fashion. An email on Eve’s IPad instructing Aksana to attack Kaitlyn was discovered yet Eve is sticking to her story; she had nothing to do with the attack and someone else has tampered with her email account. Hmm, I’m not so sure about that Eve!
Name: Aksana
Previous Convictions: Leaving Goldust at the altar after using him to get a visa; her match of the season (#sarcasm) against Kaitlyn on NXT Season 3.
Case Notes: Aksana wasn’t even mentioned for a long time in this case but her name has been a hot topic as of late. The Lithuanian Lovely has confirmed reports that Eve sent her an email asking her to attack the winner of NXT Season 3, yet Aksana has not yet confirmed if she carried out the dirty deed or not. No other potential leads have emerged in the two weeks since this shocking statement was issued but maybe that’s because Divo-Dropping Diva is trying to keep a low profile…
Go to next page for our dark horses…
44 Comments
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Neither gals really grab me to be the suspect, In a fantasy world I’d like it to be her long term former rival Maxine making a return.
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“IT’S ME CHILLI! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG CHILLI!”
God damn it all makes sense now!
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I hope it’s neither and is a new diva :P
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Even I would love to see paige debut as the attacker I highly doubt it will be the case.
They will either bring back tamina after she is 100% from her injury and say she wasn’t there so everyone won’t eve think it was her OR Alicia making her comments towards Beth about jealousy show that she indeed was jealous that Kaitlyn got a opportunity or because Eve promised her something if she do the job.
They could of course let Audrey Marie or a other NXT diva debut for all we know which wouldn’t be a bad thing either.
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Who the heck is Chilli???
shameronstar Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
She’s a singer who was part of an rnb group back in the 90s called TLC(not to be confused with wwe’s tables, ladders, and chairs ppv/match or Trish, Lita, and Chyna who redefined female wrestling back in the turn of the century)!
Jack Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
Chilli is often spotlighted at ringside as she is a celebrity and she visits with her kids. Also, I’ve seen her in the past used on WWE charitable video packages. I think she’s around far too much for her to just be a fan! :-P
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“Having a finisher capable of murder; beating up her own mother, even if she did deserve it!”LOL. I thought that the Storyline was finish?
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Linda McMahon attacked her so she could get back on Wwe t.v. as a character in case her senate bid didn’t work out again, lol.
lucky1now Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
That would be so funny
art Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
^yes have linda behind it that would be hilarious…
jayjayholler Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
Hahaha awesome.
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i will turn out to be natalya she the only blond diva there is
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Oh, this is still going on? You could have fooled me… I thought creative just wrapped up this storyline abruptly (and somewhat anticlimactic) before Hell in a Cell, having the ordained attacker be Aksana since she’s all in cahoots as Eve’s tag team partner now.
Aksana being aligned with Eve was just poor direction considering she had previously came forward with a wig from Eve’s bag ready to insinuate that Eve was the attacker.
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This is a wild guess but I’m wondering if Tamina or Skyler Moon did it. I hope that Skyler Moon is doing okay in rehab.
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Tamina. :)
She going to help Eve this Sunday
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Honey Boo Boo
Nostalgia Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
I did it honey chile because eve is fierce and kaitlyn looks like one of the girls from the trailer park I do not like-Honey Boo Boo
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“Before Night of Champions, Kaitlyn had picked up a big win against ‘The Glamazon’ Beth Phoenix and the crowd were really rooting for her, unlike the then Divas Champ who could have been fooled that the audience were crickets”
are you fucking kidding me?? when has kaitlyn come out to anything but silence??? link me any match…kaitlyn’s over PLEASE wait till the ppv to see both kaitlyn & eve come out to dead silence….
for the attacker i just hope kaitlyn faked it so that she could get attention or had it planned with eve….
puppies Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
Eve is a heel, she’s not meant to come out with a big pop. She does generate a decent amount of heat from the crowd (getting them to chant “hoeski” etc). Eve is “over” as a heel.
Kaitlyn’s a different story, but she has been getting the crowd behind her a bit in matches. It’s a start.
TibarnEl Reply:
November 15th, 2012 at
Here’s one Art, Kaitlyn vs Layla w/Michelle when LayCool was on the splits. It was awfully quick but it was in her hometown.
art Reply:
November 15th, 2012 at
WOW one match where she got any type of reaction the rest its like all the other divas…eve doesnt get much heat either she can barely get a hoeski chant anymore….
Raekon Reply:
November 16th, 2012 at
She got several reactions before on nxt, houseshows and partially on sd aswell.
She had one of the hugests reactions in her hometown that other divas didnt got in theirs aswell.
Other than that you really don’t need to get that worked up only because the editor meant that Layla didn’t got as much reaction before. :p
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I thought it was confirmed in that segment on RAW a few weeks ago that it was Aksana that attacked Kaitlyn? :)
Jack Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
After Eve had apparently sent an email to Aksana, Aksana admitted to Booker T that she had recieved a text, not an email from Eve. However, she didn’t admit to carrying out the attack. It’s been really confusing so hopefully that helps!
Crazy_J Reply:
November 17th, 2012 at
She also stated that ” it was a mistake” she didn’t explain what was a mistake because she just shouted it while they were all arguing.
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I think I dead at the chilli part.. KMSL
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Does anybody even really care anymore?
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WWE are gonna drop the storyline and never mention it again.
remember when Tori was the Ninja Lady?
jayjayholler Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
I actually quite liked her, was sad they never really made anything of her.
Crazy_J Reply:
November 17th, 2012 at
Terri Poch(Tori) has stated several times that the reason that was dropped was because she and WWE couldn’t come to an agreement because they wanted her to train in OVW longer and she didn’t think it was necessary – which it wasn’t because she had 10 years experience before she was even contracted with WWE. She has also stated that being the ninja was supposed to trigger a feud between her and Molly Holly. Also noting that it could have been really amazing if WWe wouldn’t have dropped the ball.
I miss her, she reminds me a lot of Tara as far as how her actual personality is. She never says anything bad about anyone.
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This is a wild thought, but with Lita being backstage at most shows, maybe being Kaitlyn’s attacker could be a return story for her?????
Lol far-fetched, but I can dream, can’t I?!
MRvinaro Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
even though I wish that was true we can dream :(
WweLitafan4ever Reply:
November 15th, 2012 at
That would be so cool;since she is backstage i hope they can make her the special guest referee.
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Aksana attacked Kaitlyn! When Teddy Long was explaining hte whole story, Aksana was agree, and Eve elbows her. So it’s not official, but It’s obvious that the attacker was Aksana
melon2617 Reply:
November 14th, 2012 at
That’s what I thought too. Aksana told her story, Eve elbowed her and while Aksana didn’t say outright “I club her like the Tonya Harding” it’s pretty much established that Aksana attacked Kaitlyn.
Crazy_J Reply:
November 17th, 2012 at
Yeah she did agree, but she also said it was a mistake. So what was the mistake? Her attacking Kaitlyn because maybe Eve told her lies, or saying the text message from Eve was a mistake. Maybe a lot of us who WANT it to be more developed are just wishful thinking lol
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Mehgan attacked her from behind like what she did to Rima and Falen! XD
Kim099 Reply:
November 15th, 2012 at
LMFAO that would be beast lol
EverybodyScream Reply:
November 15th, 2012 at
You watch BGC ?!
ahlanthony Reply:
November 15th, 2012 at
From season 1- season 9 baby. :3
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“The Lithuanian Lovely has confirmed reports that Eve sent her an email asking her to attack the winner of NXT Season 3, yet Aksana has not yet confirmed if she carried out the dirty deed or not.”
No Jack ! “Id’t was dext message.”
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Is there any updates on Shaul I read she wasn’t really released and just taking time off.
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So…it’s not Aksana? What was that promo about? Eve only asked Aksana to do it and she…didn’t do it?