Southern Belle Smack: Why the AJ-Cena Scandal Sucks, Even by My Standards

For someone who had a lot of time this week, it shocks no one that I am waiting until the last minute to put together this article. But here I am — several dozen Temple Run games later (FINALLY broke over 1,000,000 points!) — about to reveal my thoughts on the AJ/John Cena scandal. Exciting, right?

Well, it’s probably not as exciting as you would think. I don’t really have a lot of thoughts on this situation that make sense. It’s pretty clear that as of right now, AJ Lee is the “it girl” of World Wrestling Entertainment. For damn near a year, this woman has been the focus of several high profile storylines, working with several high profile people. And to think, it all started with an innocent angle with Daniel Bryan. Did any of us predict that between this date and NXT Season 3, that AJ would have been involved with Primo, Hornswoggle, Kaitlyn, Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Kane, Paul Heyman, Vickie Guerrero, John Cena, and kinda sorta Dolph Ziggler?

Most Superstars don’t get to work with that many people in their entire career, storyline wise, let alone a Diva. What AJ has been given since gracing our television screens is unprecedented. If I recall correctly, the great Trish Stratus didn’t have that much going on in her first full year, but she did get to work with the greatest superstar of all time… bb Christian. But anyway, AJ is, like, awesome and stuff.

One of my biggest disappointments was the fact that AJ never made a clear cut decision during SummerSlam, but we really can’t argue with what’s happened. She’s had every little girl’s dream come true — a WWE wedding, not to mention, she’s been the General Manager of the flagship show. Currently, our spunky little AJ is involved in a hot feud with Vickie Guerrero that centers around what AJ did or didn’t do with John “Superman” Cena.

Now at first, I liked this storyline and I liked it a lot. It gave more heat to the Vickie/AJ storyline, it gave Ziggler a chance to work with Cena in an actual storyline, AJ and Vickie got to rub shoulders with Cena, it was keeping Cena out of the title picture. It was like a win/win for all. It hasn’t really worked out that way. Cena is still going to fight for the championship tonight. Ziggler has his own Survivor Series team. And AJ wants to present some kind of evidence against Vickie. That being said, and since my opinion isn’t so jaded and blinded anymore, I have to ask this question: Why are we doing this storyline in the first place?

Did the WWE forget that during Vickie’s reign of terror over on SmackDown that she was having relations with Edge and then Dolph? From a storyline perspective, it wasn’t like she was trying to hide whatever was going on. She freely flaunted her relationships with these men, having stables and unfair matches that catered to them and their respective quests for gold. Vickie ruled SmackDown like a dictator and if she didn’t like you, you were in for one hell of a rough ride.

AJ, on the other hand, has denied relations with Cena, and everything that has happened between them has been off camera. Whatever happens while you’re off the clock, so to speak, is your business, right? AJ wasn’t a perfect General Manager, by any means, but her behavior has been no worse than anyone else who has ever been in power. Raw and SmackDown have always been ran by corrupt General managers, with Vickie being at the top of that list. When I sit here and analyze all of this, I find myself with a major problem with this storyline.

Now, I know what you guys are saying; “Khaleesi, how is that you have a problem with something like this? You live for this kind of stuff.” That’s a completely fair statement and question. Even in Reduxes past, I have been positive towards this angle. And by no means am I ripping it apart right now. I just don’t get it. I really don’t. I have no idea where they are going with it, and it bothers me because in my head it doesn’t make sense. I hate being the person who sits here and analyzes something, especially when it centers around a Diva, but this time I can’t help it. Surely Vickie is being unethical by picking on one of her employees? Isn’t that what one of AJ’s main problems was? Wasn’t she supposedly being unfair by putting her hands on other people and making questionable booking decisions? Can we even sit here and compare these two situations?

I’m normally sunshine and rainbows and puppies over stuff like this, but this one is giving me a headache. I have said time and time again that I do NOT watch World Wrestling ENTERTAINMENT for five star matches. I watch it to be entertained. It’s supposed to be storyline oriented, and it’s supposed to be fun. I just don’t find this angle fun. I don’t see what it’s accomplishing. I don’t see how it’s working for anyone. Y’all know I have issues, and that my mind works completely different than the average person, but I’m curious to see if there is anyone out there who is actually enjoying this.

I’m sure some people are excited over it. Some people are probably really annoyed by it. I just don’t get it. I don’t find myself curious at all to see whatever evidence AJ is going to present against Vickie tonight. It just seems like the storyline will just get more out of control. I don’t know. It just seems like this is going nowhere, or down a path where it doesn’t need to go. There’s not much they can salvage because it just doesn’t seem believable, and yes, I know WWE isn’t supposed to be believable. After all, Hand Henry was on television not to long ago all grown up, now wasn’t it?

Oh God forgive me, but that still makes me laugh.

I want to sit here and play fantasy booker, and figure out what might happen next, but nothing really comes to mind. I would have liked to see Cena/Ziggler end up fighting tonight instead of Cena involved with Punk and Roidback, and Ziggler having his own Survivor Series team. I would have liked to see AJ and Cena just admit they hooked up, instead of having an affair because their television personalities are single are they not? I would have liked to see Vickie flustered over the fact that Cena and AJ don’t care who knows they hooked up, after all, both are consenting adults. Sexual relationships are bound to happen you know. And I would have liked this storyline to have never gotten started given how Vickie was during her reign as GM on SmackDown.

That’s just my opinion. Scattered and all over the place, and perhaps a little bit of a contradiction, just like always! You know you love it. Until next time… Cryssi out!

Cryssi
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  • Adam

    AJ is overrated and I’m sick of her. Nuff said.

    • mikie91

      She’s better than every other girl they have right now with the exception of Natalya.

      • E-Man

        and Eve!

      • 09DHK

        And Naomi (they REALLY need to get her in the ring)!

  • shannymac

    I love watching Vickie and AJ interact, but I don’t understand this storyline either. I mean, why should I care if AJ and Cena hooked up? It’s not like she did much to specifically help him while she was GM, and it’s not like it even matters now because she’s not in control anymore.

    This storyline would be do much better if they’re was a logical reason for Vickie to go after AJ and for AJ to be so upset. Plus, I doubt the pay off will be that satisfying. I’m guessing this will lead to AJ snapping and attacking Vickie, getting “fired” and then somehow getting rehired a few days/weeks later.

    Personally, I think they post Survivor Series, Eve should get involved in this somehow. Since things haven’t been so pleasant for her on SD!, maybe she decides to offer her personal assistant services to Vickie. Then Eve can benefit from Vickie’s heat, we can get a new title feud, and AJ can actually have more to do than cock her head to the side and act all pissed off.

    • shannymac

      We need an edit button. Or maybe, I need to proofread my comments before I hit “publish”, lol.

  • drewrey

    I swear, fans on this site are not only hypocrites, but they are annoying, and also bitch too much. I come on this website and read all the comments, and laugh at how ridiculous some of you sound. The divas have been in a slump for like, what, 6 years; now we have a chance to have a great group of divas, and the one girl who is out there doing her thing, and busting her ass is now over rated and annoying? Please all of you get your heads out of your asses, and appreciate these girls. I have not been this happy with the divas in a long time, and this storyline may not make sense, but give Aj credit where it is due please. The WWE is finally putting effort not only in one diva, but all of them. They are slowly but surely becoming a better division. I just do not understand why all the hate towards Aj, she is out there trying and is actually passionate about her job, and people hate her now. Good riddance, whatever, everyone is entitled to their opinions, it just sounds like nothing makes you annoying fans happy. If nothing about the divas makes you happy, then here is a great idea, find something else to watch, and bitch about.

    • wwefan401

      Amen!
      I’m sick of it too Drewrey!
      i really don’t read the comment anymore because what stupid stuff people bic** about!

      • Slapavel

        I agree 1000000000000%

    • MattyM

      Agreed!!

    • puppies

      I COULDN’T AGREE MORE

  • Solo

    I didn’t understand the story-line from the beginning, but I’m glad they are keeping AJ busy since she’s not in line for a title shot. I would love to see AJ face Eve though, or feud with Kaitlyn as a heel. Maybe this story-line will be the beginning of one of these scenarios.

  • divaindemise

    AJ’s success has been undeniably heartwarming; unfortunately, post-Daniel Bryan I have failed to be interested in her.

    I want what generally most of her superfans do: to see her fully integrated into the Divas division.

  • redsandman99

    The storyline is just badly written. AJ, Vickie, Cena and Dolph are all doing what they can but WWE has given them a crap sandwich to work with.

  • jayjayholler

    I like AJ and everyone involved, but realistically I don’t think they should be in a storyline together they don’t fit. AJ and Cena? No sense at all.

  • Minka

    Honestly, AJ hasn’t entertained me since Daniel Bryan left the picture.

    At this point, I’m happy that the divas division has been picking up with the whole Kaitlyn’s attacker storyline and hope it continues. I just wish WWE would learn to execute their storylines better.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/dsanchez96?feature=mhum sanchezdiego96

    I hated this from the get go. It’s annoying. Cryssi, you also forgot to mention that CM Punk even said that AJ sent him text messages and voice mails “not fit to air” and nobody did anything about it. This stroyline is so stupid. I do like the interaction with AJ and Vickie, but it could be done another way. The other thing I have a major problem with is that fans might start to blur the line between real life and storyline. AJ -storyline wise- has been linked to a lot of guys. It was cool with Punk/Bryan/Kane because it was her first big thing and people like those guys. A lot of people hate Cena, so pairing him with AJ could potentially bring AJ unwanted heat from the fans. And also, the shipper heart in me just thinks AJ and Punk deserve go ride off into the sunset together.