Hello fellow hussies (wait, did I just imply I was one?), and welcome to this week’s marvelous Impact Write-Up. Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past week, you know that tonight is the big night! No, I don’t mean the premiere of American Idol (which I tend to call Va Va Voom-Idol instead). I’m of course referring to the wrestling wedding of Brooke Hogan! Yes, the ceremony of one Bully Ray and his blushing bride-to-be, Brooke Hogan. Ever since she was a little girl growing up before our very eyes on both Hogan and Brooke Knows Best, we all (and by that I mean myself) have watched little Brooke blossom into the spirited angelic authority figure that we know and I love.
Well tonight, Brooke walks down the aisle… err, ramp into holy matrimony. Impact Wrestling wants us to believe the big dilemma/question is whether or not her father, Hulk Hogan will make his presence felt and stand by his daughter’s side. But my real worry isn’t quite that. You see, in order to get your degree in “Wrestling Fandom 101″, you essentially have to know that a wrestling wedding can not — I repeat not — go off without an invasion or dilemma if both participants want to go through with it. It’s pretty much equal to learning your alphabet in Kindergarten or your multiplication tables in elementary school. The big dilemma on my mind though is just who will crash it? To help, I’ve compiled a list of suspects:
1) Hulk Hogan – He may not be quite into the whole wedding idea with his past and all.
2) Dixie Carter – She may act nice to Brooke, but I don’t trust it. Deep down inside, she wants this televised wedding to be a vow renewal for her and her husband, Serg.
3) Tara & Jesse – Jesse is certainly one to do things out of the ordinary judging from his Big Brother past, so I wouldn’t put it past he and Tara to hijack the ceremony.
4) Sarita, Rosita, Winter, and Angelina Love – A new stable unites to seek revenge for their lack of TV time and unfortunate releases.
5) Claire Lynch – I don’t think she’s done with AJ despite what TNA wants us to believe. Look for her to run out and throw the bridesmaids out of the ring when it’s time to catch the bouquet.
6) Miss Karen Jarrett – Because I miss her on TV and will do anything to have her back.
7) One of the TNA Knockout Tag Team Titles – Yes, an inanimate object will fall from the rafters and hit Brooke over the head because then it will finally get the airtime it deserves.
Okay, now that my list is out of the way, we must also not forget to mention that Gail Kim and Velvet Sky will also be facing off tonight in a #1 Contender’s Match. Velvet won the gauntlet at Genesis, sure, but Gail’s foot was under the rope (and Mickie James had other things on her mind to complain about that same fate happening to her). Gail is not a happy camper right now, and she’s going to do everything in her power to end Velvet’s moment in the spotlight before it can even begin. Okay, she kind of already did that during Velvet’s first title reign… but you get the picture.
Alright, I’m sorry for that nonstop blabbering, but I kind of get this way when we have a wrestling wedding so bear with me. This will be one long, bumpy ride filled with matrimony and craziness.
Cementing a Victory – Gail’s Got Problem with Taryn and Velvet
A very perky Gail Kim pops into the scene as she taps the black and white stripes on Taryn Terrell‘s backside. Miss Kim asks our referee how long she’s been here for, and when Terrell replies with six months, Gail gives her a history lesson on the sport. She instructs the valiant blond headed pupil that she has been wrestling since Taryn was basically an early teenager, and her poor refereeing skills cost Gail the opportunity to become the top contender and reclaim the Knockouts Title at Genesis. Gail pulls up a video of the finish on her iPad, legitimately showing Taryn face to face how bad her refereeing abilities are… to which I say amen to that, Gail Kim!
I’ve had a problem with this for the past few weeks, and while I like Taryn in general, someone had to tell her that she’s got to improve these officiating skills of hers. (Although I still take her over Earl Hebner any day of the week even at her worst.) Gail informs us that she has obtained a match from Brooke the Bride against Velvet Sky tonight, and if she wins, she takes the contendership away from our local pigeon trapper. Taryn lets Gail know that everything will be called straight down the middle, sparking Gail to get up in Taryn’s face and demand that she keep her word on this or else there will be hell to pay. (I may have slightly turned Gail’s words into my own, but you understand hopefully!)
Off to the arena, as Puppet on a String begins playing… which means it’s time for my weekly pause of the video so I can go listen to the full version. Alright, I’m back now, and someone at TNA clearly loves me because they’re keeping the song going longer than usual. Sure, you may think that’s to get a glimpse of Gail in Taryn’s face, but I see things differently. Up next comes her opponent, the bodysuit clad Velvet Sky who looks to cement her status as the true top contender despite the way her victory came off at Genesis. Velvet let’s the pigeons loose, although I don’t technically know if that’s possible when decked out in these bodysuits because I’m still kind of lost on what the pigeons refers to.
Nevertheless, the bell sounds and the two ladies lock up. Velvet backs Gail into the ropes, but they break the hold and exchange the upper hand for a few. Kim applies a headlock, but Velvet shoves her off into the ropes and scores with a clothesline that sends Kim outside. Gail now back into the ring, as she takes the momentum by shoving Velvet into the corner and choking her with her boot. Kim attempts a Samoan Drop but Velvet counters into a set of roll ups for a pair of two counts. Gail nails a sick kick, then choking Velvet on the ropes and hitting her humongous flying clothesline that I still wonder how she is able to jump so high for each and every week.
Gail goes for her happy ending neckbreaker, but Velvet falls down and Gail just decides to screw it and start kicking her in the side! Following the kicks, Kim then plants Sky with the neckbreaker for a two count as the crowd gets behind Velvet. They seem to fire her up enough as she hits a few boots and a suplex for a two count! Sky goes for the double underhook faceplant, but Kim backs her up into the corner and nails a few sharp knees. She slams Sky down and applies a leg submission to try and force Velvet to tap out.
Gail throws Velvet to the corner, but as Sky tries for a bulldog, Gail remains on her feet and hits a nasty front dropkick! She then drills Velvet with the Eat Defeat, but as she attempts the pin cover, Sky gets her foot under the ropes and Taryn finally notices something which makes me happy. Gail starts to argue with her though, allowing Velvet to hit the bulldog and mount her comeback with a pair of clotheslines and a headscissors! Sky with a pretty darn awesome reverse variation of her finisher, before setting Gail up and hitting the Double Underhook Faceplant for the win!
Here Comes the… Wedding Crashers?! – Brooke Hogan & Bully Ray Tie the Knot
Skip to 03:05
Backstage, we spot Brooke getting her hair fixed up for the big ceremony. She thanks a few people for being her bridesmaids, which end up being Mickie James, Christy Hemme, and Brooke Tessmacher. I immediately start wondering if Brooke is still friends with the two people from her show, Brooke Knows Best, whose names escape me right now, but that’s not the issue at hand. The three women tell her it’s no problem, as Tessmacher asks Hogan if she’s nervous. (P.S. – the two Brookes being in the same segment is killing me as I can’t refer to either by their first name) Tessmacher is clearly the speaker of the group, or the one who just wants to know the most backstage dirt, as she now questions whether or not Hulk will be there for his daughter. Brooke Hogan lets out a sigh and just shrugs it off by saying she doesn’t know. It’s like Romeo and Juliet with their disapproving families!
Skip to 58:26
My world is crumbling with happiness and joy, as the Queen of the Ring, Dixie Carter stands talking to the one and only Brooke Hogan. Dixie compliments Brooke on her beauty, as she looks shocked at how fast Brooke fell in love. She hasn’t even been there for a year after all. Brooke agrees with her, and thanks Dixie for the support. Our TNA President wants to be sure that Bully Ray makes her happy, and Brooke lets Dixie know that he does just that. No matter what, though, Dixie wants Brooke to know that Hulk loves her very much! How nice of Dixie to assume the role of a mother figure to Brooke. The two engage in a hug, as Dixie informs Brooke how proud of her she is and instructs the Knockout Executive to get her blond butt to the ring and become Mrs. Brooke Ray!
It’s time! If you’re not looking forward to this, then it’s probably just crept up on you like a cold chill, but if like me, you have been waiting all week and even went so far as to self-invite yourself and then proceed to invite all your friends to the event through Facebook, then it’s like Christmas come early! Bully Ray walks down the ramp in a suit, looking nothing short of top notch in order to impress his blushing bride. I suddenly have the urge to indulge in a large wedding cake, however, before I can go get one, we spot the best men and bridesmaids walking down together in the form of Tommy Dreamer & Brooke Tessmacher, Spike Dudley (wow) & Mickie James, as well as Taz & Christy Hemme.
I’m waiting for the camera to slowly pan up Christy’s entire body, but for some reason we don’t get it. This would clearly upset Taz if he wasn’t walking right beside her, which must be the reason why we didn’t get our pan up shot as he wasn’t at the commentary table to secretly mute his microphone and threaten the camera men. After a brief break, we return to the sound of “Here Comes the Bride”, and out walks Brooke Hogan! She looks like a vision of Florida beach tanned perfection, but never one to shy away from the spotlight, Hulk suddenly appears from the side to walk his daughter down the aisle.
The crowd erupts, which isn’t quite my sentiment but that’s okay because this is a wrestling wedding and that alone makes me happy enough. Tessmacher, Mickie, and Christy look on in awe as they all hope to catch the bouquet when it’s over. The reverend/minister/paid actor who probably works at Universal Studios as Prince Charming welcomes us to the ceremony of Brooke and Bully (I refuse to call him Mark) Ray. He asks who presents Brooke to be wed, and Hulk complies by shoving her forward into the graces of her loving fiancée.
Brooke hands the bouquet off to I believe Christy (which makes it all the more easier for Claire Lynch to run up and snatch it), as the two join hands and get ready to have the wedding of the century right before our very eyes. Prince Charming runs down the wedding speech, before asking the both of them to present their vows. Brooke tells Bully Ray that she’s so surprised by how quickly this happened, but when he came into her life like a burst of light, she was able to feel protection. He’s her best friend. He’s helped her down a road and back again. His heart is true. He’s a pal and a confidante! Brooke coyly adds that he knows how to make her laugh, which gets an ‘OOOOHHHH” chant from the crowd and looks to make Hulk feel a bit ill.
To sum it up, Brooke can’t imagine her popstar turned wrestling personality of a life without Bully involved in it, and she loves him. Now it’s Bully Ray’s turn, and he decided earlier this week that a saint like Brooke Hogan doesn’t deserve hand written words, but rather words from the heart. Bully knew the second she came into this company, she would be his wife. She makes him a happier person, and therefore, he wants to make her one too. In the end, he feels four words to her that every woman clearly dreams of hearing someone say to them:
“I. Fricken. Love. You.”
Brooke laughs, as Prince Charming wants to know if there’s anyone in the arena that has just cause as to why these two should not be married. I’m just waiting for the moment where I hear the sweet ceremonious voice of Dixie, Claire, or Miss Karen, but no. Nobody steps up, which means we may witness history as a wrestling wedding could end up working out! Prince Charming asks for the rings, then asking if Brooke takes Bully Ray to be her husband, to which she replies with an “I Do!” He then moves on to Bully, and he says “I… Do!” By the power invested in Prince Charming, he now pronounces them husband and… Taz?
Taz sounds angry for some reason, as he now starts bringing up the history of he and Bully Ray. He wants to be sure Bully is sure he wants to marry Brooke, to which Bully says he is. Suddenly, Taz asks if it’s hot in here, and… oh my God he’s removing his coat. He’s going to start doing some sort of strip dance that will be so random even I can’t condone it and I condone everything. Oh thank all that is right, it’s just the coat that comes off. The crowd begins to get loud, as Taz spins around to reveal the Aces & Eights logo on his vest. Noooooo, our wedding has been destroyed and now falls into the list of trainwreck wrestling ceremonies.
Luke Gallows and Mike Knox (who clearly has a thing for blond tan women), drag Brooke up the ramp to the point her chest is almost exposed to the world as the other members destroy everyone in the ring. Brooke is now covering her chest because she knows when your life is in danger, it’s all about keeping that part of yourself covered. (Props for her still keeping in character.) Brooke demands they let go of her, and like every big threatening man who kidnaps a petite woman, they listen to her demands as she attempts to run over to her father and use his head as a shield so she can pull her dress back up. Brooke now tries to run around the ring and check on anyone, but she knows one wrong move could expose herself and thus all she can do is try to stretch inside and feel nothing but air. With that, our wrestling wedding edition of Impact Wrestling comes to a thrilling close!
Thoughts: Even though I still want my triple threat/fatal four way action between Gail, Velvet, Tara, and maybe Mickie James, I like where they went tonight. With the major lack of pay per views now, they’re going to need to build up heavily to the matches that do make it on the shows, so I think Tara getting a few singles feuds in between is a good thing. Plus I love that Gail and Taryn got the segment backstage because someone finally called Taryn out on this officiating! Both came off well in it and I anticipate in seeing where this goes. Could it be leading to a feud between them? I’d hope so, but not for a while until Taryn is able to get in enough training to at least be where she was when she was in WWE. A match between Gail and Taryn could be really fun when you mix Gail’s fast paced style with Taryn’s more brawler one she had before, and I’d love to see a fun side feud as well to incorporate some of the other Knockouts while Tara and Velvet are doing the title matches.
If it were up to me, I’d start it off as a tag team feud so Taryn can work sporadically in the matches while she does training on the side. Perhaps Madison and Gail against she and ODB, Brooke, or Mickie would be great. I think it’d be fun with any option, although I’d love to see it be Brooke because she was in that role during her time in TNT, and now she could sort of graduate and be the one who helps Taryn along the way now that she’s at a higher level of skill set. Any option would be fine though, and maybe you could fill in another Knockout as the special referee when matches come up that Taryn competes in like how Maria used to referee some of the Divas matches on SmackDown a few years ago.
Oh the wedding. I’m not entirely sure what I thought of it because I’m not really sure what I think about the Aces and Eights stable as I don’t particularly keep up with or understand it, but for the most part I enjoyed it in all its over the top glory. I’m not really a fan of Taz on commentary, so it’ll be cool to see him move on to an on screen role. Plus, on top of that, I give them credit for doing something that nobody saw coming and surprising everyone. This should add fuel to the fire and spark Bully/Hulk to be on the same side, but since both he and Brooke did say “I Do” before Taz interrupted, does that mean they are technically married? They didn’t kiss yet, sure, but isn’t it as long as they both agree to it? I’m not married so if anyone out there who is wants to clarify in the comments, that would be helpful!
Thanks for reading. If you love it, like it, are okay with it, or hate it and me, drop a comment and let me know. Until next time – peace!
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I really really like the attire of velvet
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I´m so tired to see Velvet´s boring sloppy ass on my screen! She is so boring and almost doesn’t sell, and when she does, she does it bad, and she makes the match look fucking dull! Even if I try, I can´t take her as a serious competitor!
Anyways, I love Gail Kim, she is so awesome!
MickieJamesFan07 Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Agree with you on Velvet. I can’t see what others see in her at all.
iLUVValets Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
I agree, and people Compare here to KellyKelly, at least Kelly can wrestle and is one hell of a seller. Velvet should have just stayed where she was at.
Spike7000 Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
That’s just laughable right right there but hey your “opinion”
iLUVValets Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Kelly wasn’t the best wreslter, but she was far from the worst. Like next to Velvet, Kelly is a good wresler lol
theprincedann Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Anybody called KaitlynLover can’t criticize anyone’s in ring work. You think Kaitlyn is a great wrestler right?
Nostalgia Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Wrestle? No, sell? Yes
puppies Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Kelly, bless her, wasn’t made for wrestling… and it showed. Props to her for all the hard work she put toward it, and she wasn’t afraid to get tossed around like a rag doll; but gosh, she wasn’t very gifted as far as in-ring skill goes.
fahkyooh Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
OH MY GOD I TOTALLY AGREE KAITLYNLOVER! I HATE Velvet Sky. She’s SO bad in the ring. Kelly was a terrible wrestler and seller too, but atleast some of her moves looked decent! Velvet is just HORRRRRRRRIBLE.
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I really don’t like the way Velvet looks with her new attire. IMO, I think it looks weird. Just my opinion, okay? I like her better in her skirts and other attires. Just not digging the catsuit.
I also really liked the way TNA handled Genisis. They let Velvet win but got a reason to put Gail back on the big screen.
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Boooooo!!! Damn aces n eights
Man I know most of u dislike Brooke but she’s a babe!! So beautiful in white man :)
And poor Knockouts they almost got beat up
too :(
N let’s go Velvet!! Match was a bit leggy hehe but it’s cool everyone has bad days XD
Gail Kim’s missile dropkick ouch!!!! But the sexy Velvet prevails in her bodysuit! :)
Btw I think Gail Kim is gonna call out Teryn haha
TNA has open fight night and Gail I KNOW is going to call Teryn out and bet her up lol
Based on Teryns matches with McCool she is pretty aggressive! So best of luck Teryn if Gail Kim calls u out because she’s about to kick your ass lol
KaitlynLover<3 Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
lol velvet must have bad days every day!
And by the way, a missile dropkick is from the top rope!
Ryan Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Dude ur not funny
Velvet is hot and can wrestle and I digg her
So fuck off
And Gail Kim’s running drop kick is damn awesome. She doesn’t need to be atop a turnbuckle. That sucker sent velvet and Mickie flying!! Middle Dropkick FTW!
KaitlynLover<3 Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Good for you that you dig her, probably you´re just looking to her boobs during her matches, that´s why you think she is a good wrestler!
And I know that Gail doesn’t need to be on the top rope, because her dropkicks are awesome in any position, I was just correcting you because you said that her missile dropkick was painful when she didnt even executed it!
Ryan Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Well to answer your question, yes velvet has a great pair of hot boobs, do I notice em? Of course, I’m a man ;)
But dude I have Brazzers so no I don’t need Velvet as porn. She’s hot and sexy and wrestles jut like Gail Kim or Mickie James or Katelyn!! I find them hot and respect em :)
And yeah technically Missle Dropkick is from the Top Rope. Still awesome dropkick from Gail Kim :P
Next week I’m sure she will dropkick the hell out of Teryn hehe
sasuke Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
velvet is just an average wrestler.
TNA is catering to fans like you who only care about looks and not the wrestling aspect. I rather watch classic matches with Awesome Kong vs Gail Kim instead of gail losing every single match she’s in.
KaitlynLover<3 Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Even though I´m gay, I agree, she has some nice boobs!
But look, I don’t want to be rude, and I´m sorry if I didn’t express myself the best way, but I really don´t like Velvet, and I really thing she is not good in the ring (not the worst, but not good), and maybe would fit better as a valet! But if you like her I respect it, everyone as their own opinion and likes!
Ryan Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
What are u talking about? I watched TNA since 2006 I was there living the road to knockouts division with Gail Jackie and Brooks
And there for awesome kong :)
Diva dirt didn’t comment on Knockouts back then instead DD was agreeing with Melina disrespecting Candice Michelle
Anyways, Velvet dude she is average. I love how fiery she is! A little sexy kick ass babe. U ever meet her? She is cool as hell! She loves the fans and isn’t a slag. But she keeps that Whoa Buddy attitude letting u know that she isn’t a chick to mess with. She’s awesome man.
That’s why I dig velvet sexy and respectable. At least from me and many others. Plus she’s from CT like me
So yeah my dude don’t just say dudes look at velvet for her tits.. While true, we came for the tits but stayed for the action ;)
Ryan Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Sweet. and Na dude it’s ok i know some peeps don’t like Velvet
I’m kind of foul mouthed or foul typing haha
So disregard that “fuck off” comment
B-)
marcum1234 Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Velvet isn’t a good wrestler coming from someone with a picture of Kaitlyn by their name.
puppies Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Kaitlyn, for someone who’s been around for less than three years, is a hell of a lot better and more entertaining on the ring than Velvet who has been around since the birth of the KO division.
Getdownwithachola Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Velvet been wrestling since 2003 on the indys mostly in the disgrace company known as WEW thank God it’s dead.
fahkyooh Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Velvet has been wrestling for years and she is vile and horrible, and tonight she was exposed. Gail is not a carrier, she’s an athlete. If Velvet can’t keep up, she needs to go ahead and quit again. Her horrible skills aren’t cutting it for the Knockouts Division anymore. The matches have been too good for this overrated (in looks and in-ring) “Knockout” to ruin it now.
Fuck TNA. They use Taryn as a referee when she’s x10 better looking and a x10 better athlete than Velvet could ever be. She’s proved that in the WWE, her selling and her in-ring work was on-point.
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Anyone else notice when Brooke goes to check on her dad she literally says to him “my boobs are out, my boobs are out!” while she’s adjusting. LOL. Guess she was supposed to do something else but that had to be nixed. Not really a fan of wrestling weddings anymore, they’re so predictable in that they are 99% of the time never going to actually happen. Plus Bully Ray? Really??
Match wasn’t bad. Minus the botch of course. Velvet isn’t the best in ring competitor-we all know that, but she’s growing on me and I am a huge fan of her new look. Gail yet again showing why is she is one of the best women’s wrestlers in the business and the backstage segment was great. I don’t know if I’m ready to see Taryn get in the ring just yet but I hope it’s done through a great storyline!! Love her and think she has tons and tons of potential!
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the Aces & Eights reminds me of the Nexus some how
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Brooke actually did pop out of her dress and it was caught on camera.
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Oh god Velvet, you’re make up! There was enough plastered on your face to paint a house! No wonder her finisher is called In Yo Face ;)
But she has improved since her return and i’m starting to warm to the bodysuit. But it just makes up seem very 60′s types, the curly hair and stuff. My sister says it shows her age.
Poor Brooke……………………………………… Said no one ever.
Yay Gail is back! :D Glad most of the KO’s got screen time :)
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Impact is a hot ass mess. Are yall really here for this. I haven’t watched impact in months until last night and they STILL have not gotten it together. Pretty much confirmed why I stopped watching it. But good Write up @Bobby as always
Bobby Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
Ha! And thank you. Much appreciated =)
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Velvets outfit also reminds me something Ayane from the Dead Or Alive video games would wear
xX-Zoey-Sky-Xx Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
You’re right. I was playing it earlier and thought wow her outfit kinda looks like Velvet’s.
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Rosita is still listed on TNA’s roster page. She was even backstage last night.
The next Gut Check might be a female one and Alpha Female is hinting on appearing also Shanna from Pro Wrestling Eve is doing the UK Gut Check seminar coming up
sasuke Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
I want to see somebody like mercedes martinez
KaitlynLover<3 Reply:
January 18th, 2013 at
I hope Shanna gets signed, she is fucking talented!
Rhawk Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Either of these women would be great to see. Its kind of funny that Alpha Female will be facing Shanna at Pro Wrestling EVE’s No Mans Land 2 show on the 2nd February. Gut Check VS Gut Check, no that match needs to be on TNA next!
Getdownwithachola Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
There is also some voting poll I’ve been seeing on FB about which past try-out talent you want to see live it includes Lufisto.
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So where do I start?
- I like Velvets new attires, just hope they wouldn’t have too much stuff on them.
However, her look in them is less trashy and thats good.
- the segment was great, the match was good. taryn and gail did a hell of a job there, velvet unfortunately not entirely but she was good at least in her comeback.
The neckbreaker huge botch was rather funny cause gail were like “where the fuck are you going?” while velvet were trying to run the other way with crossed arms. ^_^
The second “botch” was rather bad selling where velvet were supposed to fall on her face but rather falls on the knees, her upper body barely connects with the ground at all but immediately touches her face as if she had been faceplanted. :p
Anyway… it can happen and everyone has a off day here and there so no biggie. Still enjoyed the whole thing and hope that Gail comes back with revenge upon Taryn so we can see her compete again. :)
The wedding I didn’t watched at all cause I know what trainwrecks they all always are so…. The only wedding I really enjoyed was (I know its weird but still) Eric and ODB because it was really fun.
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I’m so over Velvet.
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Gotta say my favorite weddings were
ODB and EY haha!! Lot of fun
And Aksana Goldust… That one was unexpectedly like WHOA! Aksana looked like Katya Kasanova from Archer
And this one was fun the audience was with it so they made it fun
And Bully Ray rocks and Tazz is freakin annoying!! Stay off the commentary table u freakin Toad!!!
Rhawk Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
That audience hardly makes anything in TNA fun, they are one of the worst parts of any Impact Wrestling show. I’ll be doing happy dances every thursday if they manage to get away from Orlando, Florida.
Getdownwithachola Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
I’m highly surprised you hate Tazz regarding of both of you mostly care about the sex appeal with the women.
Ryan Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Yeah I hate Tazz chola..shut the fukk up seriously Ur an idiot..
I love women’s wrestling and it’s great that the ladies have sex appeal what is your problem with that u fruit?!
And yes Rhawk usually the crowd is a fuck up nothing like the TNA UK Tours!! Those fans rock the house!! But the fans made the wedding not feel dead
Getdownwithachola Reply:
January 20th, 2013 at
Lol don’t ever call some alternative person like me a “chola”…If you don’t know the meaning behind my name is basically a massage to put the people in the cholo community in their place Why??? In my area the alternatives are given hard time by not only cholos but preps too because they disagree with what we want to listen to and clothing we prefer not only that they rob every store and person in the corner of the street. No I’m not racist this have nothing to do with race its the life style I’m disagreeing on. So yeah we don’t get at long very well.
Now enough with me talking about thugs lets move on to the topic:
In this comment I didn’t say anything regarding me having problem with sex appeal like I said I like a little bit of everything in women wrestling now get that in your little skull. but when I read you hate a man who have the same mind as you with what you both mostly prefer in women wrestling that caught me off guard lol sorry i couldn’t hold it.
Getdownwithachola Reply:
January 20th, 2013 at
Fruit???
That’s a silly statement from a dude who uses a website with hot pink back ground and its name have the word “DIVA”
Hell you probably thought diva dirt was a porn site for divas getting dirty (No pun intended)
At the end of the day you are using a gay friendly website so careful what you type on DD or might be endanger of getting banned.
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Why nobody tells Velvet that she is more beautiful with less makeup =/. I think this is the best single match of Velvet . Nobody realized that Spike and Mickie came almost running xD.
KaitlynLover<3 Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
I noticed that xD Mickie James looked very wierd when she was coming to the ring!
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I always find it hilarious how whenever someone people don’t like botches, everyone clings on to it as an example of why that person is horrible. If someone they like botches, they defend it to the death.
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“One of the TNA Knockout Tag Team Titles – Yes, an inanimate object will fall from the rafters and hit Brooke over the head because then it will finally get the airtime it deserves.” XD That was funny!!
I would love to see Karen Jarret again.
Rhawk Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
That would have made the wedding segment so much more interesting.
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Yes, an excellent write-up. Whatever happened to April, you were probably the best person to replace her. This is actually the first write-up I read since that disastrous British Boot Camp article. Might have to keep coming back.
Brooke Hogan doesn’t deserve the hate she gets, how many people can stay in character while in the middle of a wardrobe malfunction (that got caught because some idiot camera man). Yeah she ‘whispered’ to her father, so she can use him to hide behind while she covers up. The cameraman was actually dumb enough to get close enough to film it and that we heard it. Under the circumstances, she did a really good job, and I think it was also KNOXS + DOCS fault. Can’t they tell she’s holding her breasts to cover them up? Those idiots were pulling her arms away. Unprofessional by the two and the cameraman.
Spike7000 Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
It’s not hate or nothing against over regarding Brooke, it’s just came off the wrong way when she signed with TNA which that has Hulk Hogan’s writing all over her signing
Getdownwithachola Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
That British boot camp writing was hilarious but judging by your gravatar you must be a prep who don’t fine humor in some thing like that article.
BTW Kudos to you Adrian for making me pee my pants of laughter.
Love you man <3 <3 <3
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The actual show wasn’t bad, the knockmouts match for what it was worth was alright, and even though the neckbreaker botch was noticable, at least they tried to cover it up and keep going.
The one thing that nearly always ruins a good show of Impact (other than wrestling weddings) is that damn Impact Zone. They are just so fake, thats the nicest thing to call them. I mean if people watched the beginning of the show they were chanting ‘You still got it!’ at Jeff Hardy. What did he ‘lose it’? Was he away for years off of TV before Genesis? … Were they talking about his drugs?
Seriously I’ll be doing victory dances every thursday night if they ever decide to leave the Impact Zone and more specifically, Orlando, Florida.
Rhawk Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
Plus there were WWE chants on a TNA show. Very original Orlando. ¬__¬ God damn it Impact Zone.
Spike7000 Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
There may be portions of fans there but mostly all those people in the audience are tourists
Rhawk Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
They are? Well all the more reason to get out of Orlando in that case. Real wrestling fans know when to cheer, what to cheer, HOW to cheer. These people, most of them anyway, dont have a God damn clue.
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Skimpy outfit Velvet = Cool, heat, character (with BP anyway)
Velvet Catwoman = Looks more like a wrestler/contender (although she needs a little work), but at the same time, not as cool as Skimpy outfit one
She should start bring out a paperbag and put it on her opponents… while being a Face, people will be confused and turn on her maybe, but have her thank the fans and be all face like in interviews… now she has something to work with
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I just thought about this… Taryn is always helping out Velvet… can anyone say THE NEWEST BP – Taryn and Velvet!!!!
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The match was worth watching…Yes Velvet botched the Happy Ending but so what everybody botches so no need to get worked up. On the bright side Velvet might invented a new version of the sit-out facebuster (the one she did before the In Yo Face) She may not be as good as she supposed to be but she never fails to impress me with unique moves she does occasionally, but like Rhawk said one problem is the Impact Zone crowd they are just a prostitute will eat any dick on the corner of the street they swallow any thing TNA creative team shoves down their throat. I think they are the reason why we see so many Ex.WWE stars. I prefer the hardcore type of fans like back in ROH 2010 days.
Getdownwithachola Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
I wonder why no one said anything about that move Velvet did before the In Yo Face.
DIVASKO Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
That move was cool, but is not makes sense to use it before the In Yo Face.
KaitlynLover<3 Reply:
January 19th, 2013 at
I agree, it didnt make sence to use it before the In Yo Face, if she had Gail in position to do her finisher, why didnt she did it???
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Congrats to Velvet. She’s looking hot but seriously, she’s kinda being over acting. I can’t really take her as a competitor. Maybe she still have to improve her moveset. I like that snap suplex she did tho, On the other hand, Gail, usually is vicious as hell. I love that little confrontation between her and taryn. We all know Taryn can go and in my opinion, she can wrestle better than Velvet Sky. Gail vs Taryn, make it happen TNA!
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The match was alright. The problem I have with Velvet is that not only do I find her to not be a good wrestler, but I can’t connect with her as a character to make up for it. Never have and probably never will. I’m more interested in the potential Gail/Taryn feud rather than what will happen between Tara and Velvet.
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As much as I want to like velvet her face character isn’t working for me. The whole super cat women character would probably fit better if she changed her move set alittle bit