7. Mickie James | Last week: 2
Mickie was easily the most entertaining part of this past week’s “State of the Knockouts Division” address. Yes, she was more entertaining than ODB spontaneously making out with Eric Young. The Knockouts Champion tried to play nice with Brooke Hogan and once again weasel her way out of facing Velvet Sky. While she didn’t succeed in doing that, Mickie did manage to add another facet to her heel character: southern sweet talker.