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So, you admire the Divas. You love them! In fact, you almost have an unhealthy borderline-obsession with them. But wouldn’t you like to take it to the next level? C’mon, you know you do. Well, here’s your chance! Kelly Kelly is up for grabs in an online contest, where one lucky winner will get to join this hottie for thrilling date! Oh yes, contain yourselves.
The Cowhead Show (whatever that is) is holding a contest for one lucky fan to win a date with WWE Diva Kelly Kelly. The details are as followed: “Who WOULDN’T want to win a date with WWE Diva Kelly Kelly? All you need to do to enter is send us a headshot of yourself and a short note saying why you would be a good match for her. We’ll pick the top entries and bring them in for our version of the Dating Game.”
Assuming this contest won’t discriminate against the ladies, my entry shall go a little something like this: (Name) Josie (Why I’d Be A Good Match) Well, I love the Divas! I especially love little blondes who bare their tummies like Britney Spears, and while Kelly Kelly may be a former exhibitionist, I am and forever will be a sure bet; I put out on the first date! Kelly Kelly, I’m going to RAWk your world!
I mean, c’mon! Who wouldn’t want to pick me? All of those pervy 50+ year old men that is sure to enter in on this contest, pffft… they’ve got nothing on me! HLA ALL THE WAY!
For those of you that are really, really interested in this contest (and hey, I’m not judging you) click here. Serious inquiries only, please.