NXT Watch (May 2nd, 2012): The Three Stages of Relationships

Why hello there, and if you happen to be stopping by this dandy little NXT recap, well first let me thank you for the view. You see, I am going to take things a little different in my recap this week, for I hatched a beautiful idea that I hope ends up coming off as well as it did in my mind by the time this is finished. But we’ll get more into that later. First, let’s have a brief recap of the Diva related actions on NXT this week. There was no match, which is a little disappointing, but understandable. What we did get though were three segments… three beautiful segments. Some short, some long, but all wonderful.

The first (meaning the first one I will choose to recap) was my personal highlight of 2012 involving Alicia Fox and JTG, the second was a brief chat between Derrick Bateman and Kaitlyn, and the third was more revelations in the adventures of Maxine and Dirty Curty. Being that there was no match this week, I’ve decided to switch things up and instead, take you all on a journey into the three stages of perfect couples. Bear with me, as I will try to make this as fun as I can. And if you know me, fun is my middle name!


Stage 1“Hey, I Just Met You, and This is Crazy” (Sir JTG and Miss Alicia Fox)

Their story this week:

We spot William Regal and Josh Matthews chatting up about NXT, before being whisked away to the back where the five star talent that is JTG can be seen walking angrily down a hallway. Out of nowhere, he is approached by…BY…ALICIA FOX! She stops him as the crowd makes some “WOOO” and “OOWW OWW OWWW” sounds from her godlike presence. JTG briefly snaps at her, which sparks Miss Fox to gasp in horror and ask what is wrong. JTG explains that he’s tired of not succeeding in NXT as of late, to which our dear Alicia questions if he’s looked in a mirror lately? She comments on his get up by claiming that he looks like he’s stuck in 1998 Brooklyn! She dubs him a walking punchline which stings a little Foxy, I got to admit.

Luckily she redeems herself by offering her services to help change JTG into a new look. She describes it as having new hair, new gear, and a whole new look. (Hopefully she dyes his hair red and they can match). Alicia asks for one week to make him over and promises it will instill a new confidence and aggressiveness. JTG abruptly says no, but then remembers that Alicia Fox and all her hissing glory is the Queen of confidence and aggressiveness, thus he returns and gives her one week to turn it around! YES! YES! YES! Alicia gets a glimmer in her eye and lets out a “fabulous” as JTG heads off and Foxy plots ideas of how to “fix” him.

Now for our summary of this couple…

Strengths: They have automatically won my approval as Couple of the Year because I’ve waited FOUR long years for them to do something worthwhile with JTG and it seems as if my…I mean his time has come. Also, Alicia Fox wore the same dress in this segment that she wore when I saw her at Axxess (Don’t judge me), thus I admire this duo even more than I could have ever imagined. AliTG for Life!

Weaknesses: JTG seemed skeptical of whether to trust our red headed fox at first. If trust isn’t key, this duo will not last…and my god JTG please get some trust because I’ve waited too damn long for something this brilliant that I am not going to let it get dropped.


Stage 2“You and Me Baby, We’re Stuck Like Glue” (Master Derrick Bateman and Lady Kaitlyn)

Their story this week:

We spot the two walking backstage, and might I say that I absolutely love Derrick’s NXT shirt. Where can I get one? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? …Anyways, back to the brief situation at hand. As the two walk side by side and chat up Derrick’s impending match on SmackDown this Friday, they are sadly interrupted by the sound of a loud BANG, as they walk in to see Alex Riley down on the floor with an injured knee after an attacker left. Derrick finds a tassle on the floor nearby, which could hint towards it being A-Ry’s tag partner, Percy Watson…Dun Dun DUN! Nonetheless, Derrick and Kaitlyn help Alex limp to a doctor and this segment comes to a close.

Strengths: Their ability to get along which is hard to come by on NXT, as well as being the only one of these three duos who are actually dating. Derrick and Kaitlyn are essentially a match made in heaven with their similar personalities and it shows in their segments backstage together.

Weaknesses: Relatively new couple. Time may not be on their side in the words of FCW Standout Bray Wyatt aka the former Husky Harris. We will have to see if they can stand the test of time like BateMax attempted so many eras before. Also, they don’t seem to be getting a lot of screen time together. They only appear in brief segments backstage as a duo, and when it’s a long segment it usually only involves one of them i.e. Kaitlyn last week when Natalya interrupted her chat with Tyson. These two need more screen time!


Stage 3“Now You’re Just Somebody That I Used to Know” (Lord Jonathan ‘Dirty Curty’ Curtis and Queen Maxine)

Their story this week:

Skip to 2:05

In the midst of an in ring segment between William Regal and Matt Striker, we quickly get interrupted by the randomly amazing theme music of Johnny Curtis. Out he comes with Maxine by side…oh, but don’t get me wrong. She’s not standing by her man to be supportive, rather she’s still handcuffed to his filthy wrist! Johnny questions William Regal’s intent on bringing new faces to NXT, even dubbing him “Billy!” He asks Billy Regal if he’s going to inform the new talent that there’s a good chance they could end up getting knuckled down to a no good waste of skin she-devil! (Curtis is lucky I’m such a huge fan of his because NO ONE insults Maxine and gets away with it unless they are on a high pedestal for me).

Maxine snatches the microphone from him and dismisses his claim that she’s a she-devil. She continues on by stating that obviously no one there knows how to handle a real woman, thus she’s stuck to this moron, signing contracts she doesn’t understand, and still on this forsaken show! The two try to make their way into the ring, despite minor hilarious arguing, but they can’t seem to decide which side of the ring to step in on. Their cuffs begin to cut off circulation to their wrists, thus Dirty Curty caves and follows Maxine. She demands he hold the ropes open for her, but he refuses and Maxine attempts to climb in…but unfortunately trips and falls (Okay, I did laugh…but I was laughing with you Maxine, not at you. Please don’t scream at me.)

Maxine lifts herself up and screams for him to get off of her, but William interrupts them and says that it bothers him to see both Johnny and Maxine lose their matches last week. He continues by claiming that due to him re-evaluating the company over the next few weeks, he will take this into consideration. SUDDENLY, we are interrupted by the sheer brilliance of JTG, who tells Regal to pump the brakes! He claims that Regal should be worrying about him, and not Johnny and Maxine. JTG wants to know why Regal is hating on him because the people want to see JTG (and the crowd actually pops for this…I love Toledo!)

William Regal describes his giddiness with all three of them being in the ring since they were the biggest thorns in Hornswoggles side last week when he was in charge. He orders Striker to uncuff Maxine and Johnny because JTG will team up with Dirty Curty to face two men who want a piece of them. Out comes TYSON KIDD! I shriek with joy, as Tyson asks them to listen to how irritating they sound at complaining when they get the chance to entertain the crowd that thousands strive to compete in front of. Tyson calls out a friend to tag with…and out comes Mr. SAY IT TO MY FACE himself, Alex Riley. Good god it’s like my NXT dream teams have collided in some sort of gift sent from the heavens.

Check out the tag match below, complete with Maxine on commentary:

Strengths: Some people are just better as enemies stuck together by the power of handcuffs than they ever were as a romantic couple, and Maxine & Johnny are two of them. Maxine also gets more of my admiration every time she falls and screams “OWWW”. I love these two when they’re bitter rivals!

Weaknesses: They hate each other for starters! Plus, will they ever get off NXT?! Part of me wants them to be on a main show so that more people can witness the brilliance that both of them bring…but part of me doesn’t because if they were on an actual show, would they be given any screen time to show off such brilliance? Titus and Darren randomly do get screen time on SmackDown, so who knows?

So there you have it. Which of these stages does your favorite duo fit in? And better yet, do you and your significant other fit into any of them?!

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  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/defineinsanity/ defineinsanity

    What is it with WWE and giving divas boyfriends? :l

    • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/dunk20/ dunk20

      Whats negative about it? More exposure dor them.

    • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/mariah/ mariah.

      I think what people need to learn to accept is WWE always has been and always will be a a man’s world, therefore pairing the divas up with the men is far from a bad thing. It gives them more exposure.

      • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/looking-glass/ Looking Glass

        Are Maxine and Curtis even a couple now? I thought they’re just partners in crime and Alicia spoke to JTG they’re hardly married? I think part of what’s great about the Divas is that they can be used as valets – I think it’s a staple part of wrestling entertainment. Also now that A.J. and D-Bry are no more whose in a ‘relationship’?

        Rosa is hardly doing a threeway with the Colon Cousins
        Eve was never with Ryder

        I don’t see your point…

        • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/mariah/ mariah.

          Because you thought it would be cute to be a smart ass, it’s no surprise you completely missed the point of my comment. I don’t recall saying anyone was in a relationship. I specifically stated pairing a diva up with a man gives the diva more exposure, whether it be as a valet or as a girlfriend, and everyone needs to accept that. Last I checked, “pairing up” does not specifically mean they are having sex. My advice to you is to read through comments carefully before you decide to reply — chances are you won’t look like an asshole :)

    • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/nitesaver/ nitesaver

      Nothing to do with “WWE”

      • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/looking-glass/ Looking Glass

        LOL @ Mariah, I was actually aiming my comment at the original message #awkward. And after that rant you just went on, my advice to you is maybe you should read through comments carefully before you decide to reply (and head on over ot bitchtown) Given that I don’t reference any of your comment at all, in fact I almost agree with you, I figured you might just have been smart enough to work out I wasn’t even acknowledging you, but the original post.

        Also Nite Saver, this comment is aimed at Mariah, just checking in case anyone else decides to bitch me out and go OTT.

        • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/mariah/ mariah.

          Or you could have directly replied to comment you were directly responding to…

          But anyways, I apologize.

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/goodnightddtmnm-2/ MelinaMickieF3v3r

    Ughhhhhhhhh! I want Alicia’s Sexy Ass so Bad…Goodness Black Is Beautiful. Lol I Love that women…she needs a real man like me…lol and thats Real Talk… :)

    • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/tre804/ Flybytre

      sorry but Alicia Fox is Taken She’s All Mine LOL

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/dj8946/ DJ8946

    Will Alicia Turn Heel? If So I See Them As Snobby Characters.

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/jj/ JJ

    Foxy looking foxy!!!

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/choko/ Choko

    Alicia and JTG can be an awesome ghetto team!

    • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/candice7000/ candice7000

      Why do they have to be ghetto? Just because they are African American their characters together naturally has to be ghetto. Alicia character has never been ghetto. JTG I can say has played that role. Not all African Americans are ghetto or hood. You’d think the people in wwe, Beyonce, Rihanna, Chris Brown and Michael Jackson showed that not all African Americans are ghetto. Believe or not more African Americans in today are do not act that way.

      • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/litawasrobbed/ Litawasrobbed

        Agreed with Candice700. Alicia has always come accross as “preppy” IMO. As a heel, she was a preppy spoiled brat, and as a face, she is bubbly preppy girl. Alicia would never be able to pull off “ghetto”, and that is more than fine with me. I like bubbly Foxy

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/corndogagenda/ corndogagenda

    More Alicia (and JTG) = a WIN in my book.

    I hope the attacker is who I think it is. (Please, please, please!)

    Johnny Curtis, I want to have your weird babies.

    Bobby, I *heart* your recaps! If you find that NXT shirt for sale anywhere, let me know. I want.

    • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/krissyvainelurver/ Bobby

      Thanks for the compliment =) and for sure the second it’s available a somehow Diva related post will be made promoting it!

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/candice7000/ candice7000

    Loving how these girls are getting time to show their characters. Hope by the means of new talent means Audrey, Raquel and Caylee Turner have a chance to debut. We need more divas. HEELS!!!! At that. This way if they even still have the draft Maxine can go to RAW and the new girls can take over NXT.

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/sherrishepherdwwe/ SherriShepherdWWE

    missed my Tamina tonight

    but with these new talent coming in, hopefully we get Sofia and Paige to debut :)

    • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/mariah/ mariah.

      I’d love to see Paige, but Sofia is overrated to the max. She’s bland and boring. I think people are biased towards her because she comes from the indies (like they usually are). Paige easily carries that alliance, in my opinion.

      • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/raekon/ Raekon

        Not really overrated. Paige did nothing what Sofia hasn’t done in the indies nor in FCW so far.
        Sofia has shown the same amount of character in fcw and has also carried championships in the indies.
        I actually love them as a duo cause paige is a mix of brawler and submissioner, while Sofia is the techinical high flyer.

        • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/mariah/ mariah.

          I’m not commenting on her in-ring skills or what she has accomplished. As a character or personality, I think she’s severely lacking. I get Michelle McCool/Gail Kim vibes from her. From what I’ve seen of her on Tough Enough and in FCW, there is no charisma there.

        • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/raekon/ Raekon

          Well the character they gave her in FCW is the latina that is cowardly only backstabbing while getting bumps to put the “newbies” like audrey and before she got to be Raquels “follower” for a while, Raquel too.

          Paige just came into the mix and her character is totally different, more serious and more powerful.

          It also helped Paige a lot to be in that tag team match cause she was able to show more character and be also more aggressive (even towards Aiden) as also to do some tag team moves with rick victor.

          In my opinion together they can exhale and develop their characters more as long as they are given the time and are allowed to go full out.

          I mostly like the fact that both are great in the ring and as a team they can evolve greatly in their team moveset and characters greatly if given the chance.

          What I fear the most is that after they get called up, the wwe uncreatives will destroy their characters and let them job to the other divas 24/7.

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/tre804/ Flybytre

    In a weird Way I Like The Maxine And Johnny Storyline About Being Handcuffed To Each Other.

  • http://twitter.com/sulkingbeauty adifferentsame

    Alicia is too cute.

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/raekon/ Raekon

    Honestly, I’m very happy that all these “couples” are on NXT because they at least getting screentime and actual storylines there unlike the main shows.

    JTG seems to be turning face and get paired up with Alicia and I think they would make a great couple together. :)

    I just hope she won’t rather mess up his looks (I mean wwe by that since it won’t be her choice actually but you know what I mean…) cause “hood” or not, I liked JTGs gear cause it was different and not the regular trunks like everyone and their granny wears.

    Bateman and Kaitlyn are a great couple and I hope they will last for a long time! :)

    Maxine and Johnny are gold together aswell so I like that they are cuffed to each other cause as long they are, we get more to see from them together! :)

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/b_fizzle/ Swaggy

    Remember when Alicia Fox made over ODB in OVW? Good times.

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/prescott/ Prescott

    Just dropping into the NXT thread for a random visit. If you know me, you should know why: it’s to put over Derrick Bateman. The guy is raw, for sure, he’s hard to script perfectly, for sure, but he’s just naturally funny. He “gets it” but is not easy to use in the super-canned atmosphere of current WWE. It just makes me ill. Even with Zack Ryder, he got himself over by doing his character his way on the internet, and the second Vince, Hunter, Gerwitz, KD etc. get pen to paper and script him he’s awkward and loses ratings. Now they’re just flat-out editing his YouTubes to control those crowd chants (really sick stuff there, guys. Eat me.)

    Anyhoo, Bateman has an even higher ceiling than that, in my opinion, because he has a more mainstream look and gets improv comedy. The way they had that Daniel Bryan/Derrick Bateman thing going would’ve been perfect if there was any justice in the thing. It was camp, stupid, random, funny and put both guys over (DB as overly serious, the other DB as wacky as hell). Looking at the YES! phenomenon running wild now, just think: Bateman could be exactly the kind of comedic face that can still wrestle and dial up the intensity when needed for SmackDown. Instead we get SuperSheamus getting gassed @ the 8 minute mark on a huge PPV. *sigh*

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/roman0/ Ryan

    No women wrestling?…then nothing for me to stay around for.. -_-

  • http://www.diva-dirt.com/members/cody-massaro/ Cody Von Turner

    Alicia Fox can do so much better than JTG, I mean seriously.. lol.