Impact Write-Up (August 5th, 2010): The Match That Launched A Thousand Retweets
Tonight the long anticipated return of Hamada to Impact took place and sadly for her, it was in very unspectacular fashion. She teamed up with Taylor Wilde to take on the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champions, Velvet Sky and Lacey Von Erich, and the match ended up being one of the worst TNA matches of all time. Granted, it was no Jenna/Sharmell fiasco, but it was pretty damn bad. If you don't wish to take my word for it, I understand. All the proof lies within the video so feel free to see the ugli...
Impact Write-Up (May 27th, 2010): Impact Fails To Impress. Water Is Wet. Turbatu Is Red Clay. C’est Le Vie.
It's just after 4 AM and I'm feeling quite sprightly at the moment. The French Open is on my television. Rafa Nadal is playing. The entire Impact show is up on YouTube so I don't have to leave the comfort of my livingroom desk and big screen TV in order to recap the Knockout action for each and every one of you. At the time of this introduction, I have yet to watch the match itself but it features Lacey Von Erich. That fact alone makes this an epic in the making and I know that secretly all of...
Impact Write-Up (May 3rd, 2010): TNA Should Cleanse Their Booking Staff, One Ugly Person At A Time
When it comes to TNA, they always drop the ball when it comes to the live shows so imagine my surprise and shock when they exceeded even my low expectations this week. Announced over the weekend, was a title match where all three titles were on the line; The Beautiful People defending against Tara, Taylor Wilde, and Sarita. It sounds good on paper (sort of...) but it was an actual hot mess on television. The MIA tag team known as Saritaylor were mere stand-ins tonight and TNA's weird booking o...
Impact Write-Up (April 19th, 2010): Really TNA? Really?
For all the crappy booking we've been forced to watch on TNA as of late, this past Sunday's Lockdown was a refreshing treat. The cage match between The Beautiful People and Angelina and Tara signaled the end of some old angles and the beginning of some fresh ones. We were privy to a Tara turn, a brand new Knockouts Champion, and the culmination of the Beautiful People who have now reached their highest peak. The thought of a face Angelina and pyscho Tara feud was salivating to say the least an...
Knockouts Match Announced for LockDown
Both the Knockouts Championship and the Knockouts Tag Team Championships will be on the line at TNA's annual LockDown pay per view this Sunday, it has been announced.
At this pay per view, where all matches take place inside a cage, The Beautiful People's Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky will take on Angelina Love and Tara.
I predict that Ang & Tara will win, become the 'odd couple' Knockouts Tag Team Champions until their frustrations with each other reach boiling point, they end up una...
Impact Write-Up (March 8th, 2010): Congratulations Beautiful People! You Now Have Accessories
Tonight was a historic night for wrestling as round two of the Monday Night Wars kicked off and in grand fashion for both the Divas and Knockouts in my opinion. Both shows featured tag team action but on Impact we got a treat. With Awesome Kong basically done in TNA, the question has remained: "What's going to happen with the Knockouts Tag Team Championships?" We got our answer and in spectacular fashion. Missing in action Knockouts Taylor Wilde and Sarita returned to television to take on The...
Update on The Beautiful People/Tag Titles
A few readers have pointed out that in the champions graphic on the TNAwrestling.com roster page, all three members of The Beautiful People are pictured as Knockouts Tag Team Champions.
It looks as though the trio may be defending the belts under 'Freebird Rule', a gimmick that was applied to the legendary tag team The Fabulous Freebirds some years ago. Under the Rule, any two members of the trio could defend the Tag Team Championships and it looks as though the same will be applied to The Be...
The Beautiful People Win Knockouts Tag Titles
TNA crowned new Knockouts Tag Team Champions tonight in the wake of Awesome Kong's departure from the company. In storyline, Taz and Mike Tenay announced that Kong and partner Hamada had been 'stripped' of the belts after failing to defend them in the past 30 days. In actuality, the move is due to Kong coming to terms with TNA over her release.
The new tag team champions, The Beautiful People (Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky) defeated Saritaylor and the team of Tara and Angelina Love in a trip...
Hamada & Kong Become New Knockouts Tag Team Champions
In an incredibly fun match, the TNA Knockouts sort of made up for the earlier title shocker as Hamada and Awesome Kong became the new Knockouts Tag Team Champions, defeating Sarita and Taylor Wilde.
This is exactly the type of stuff I wanted to see more of on the show, it took nearly one and a half hours to get a good match that shows why TNA is an alternative. All the women delivered. Definitely go out of your way to see this one!...
The Tiffany Guide to No Surrender: Knockouts History Is Made… Again!
This year's No Surrender marked a staple in Knockout history. Sarita and Taylor Wilde faced Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky for the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Championship.
Saritaylor debut some new music and a new entrance. It isn't any better, but hey it's different. In all honesty, now they really just look like a hot-n-heavy couple doing the tango. Keep trying ladies, I'm sure you'll get it eventually.
Tazz continues to spoil the outcome of the match (like he has done from the ver...