Archive for category: Hitting the Ropes

  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #11

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #11

    Features, Hitting the Ropes July 1, 2010 5:08 pm 32 comments

    I told my wife last week that “I think we should rename our daughter “Gail” because all she likes to do is Eat D’Feet!  Well, either she didn’t like the joke or she didn’t understand it, because she just looked at me with a blank stare.  It was the same [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #10

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #10

    Features, Hitting the Ropes June 20, 2010 10:12 pm 15 comments

    Natalya and I have something very unusual in common – we were both raised in a dungeon.  The impact of this can’t be overstated and it obviously impacted our passageway to adulthood.  As a member of the legendary Hart Family, Natalya was raised in Stu Hart’s dungeon.  As a kid [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #9

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #9

    Features, Hitting the Ropes June 12, 2010 3:45 pm 21 comments

    EXCUSE ME!  I said EXCUSE ME!!  It’s time for some “Real Talk”!  This week I am turning in my tiara for a full-zip custom hoodie…and I gotta admit, I’m pretty fired up.  I’ve wanted to write about Lay-Cool for a while now but I keep getting distracted.  First by Beth’s [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #8

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #8

    Hitting the Ropes June 3, 2010 5:38 pm 23 comments

    I switched the topic of this week’s column at the last minute.    I was all set to write about Michelle and Layla and the “Rise of LayCool”.  I had completed the outline and had my hoodies all picked out.  But something has been nagging at me for a few days… [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #7

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #7

    Hitting the Ropes May 26, 2010 3:00 pm 15 comments

    Thanks to several readers I have decided to join a Beth Phoenix self-help group.   I didn’t realize I needed professional help, but after reading some of the comments from my last column, my eyes have been opened a bit.  For example, Agent E suggested I was suffering from “too much [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #6

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #6

    Hitting the Ropes May 16, 2010 3:28 pm 16 comments

    The bartender could tell something was wrong.  “You doing OK, man?” I just kept shaking my head and staring at the ground in disbelief.  Finally I said “Man, this started out as such a perfect night…” but it was barely loud enough for him to hear. “What’s the matter dude?  [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #5

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #5

    Hitting the Ropes May 8, 2010 4:33 pm 13 comments

    On the April 30th Smackdown, WWE Women’s Champion “The Glamazon” Beth Phoenix and Kelly Kelly defeated Michelle McCool and Layla.  Read that sentence again, because I think it is THE turning point in Kelly Kelly’s career.  I think it might be the most important match Kelly has ever wrestled.  Teaming with [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #4

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes – Issue #4

    Features, Hitting the Ropes May 2, 2010 3:41 pm 22 comments

    You never forget the sound.  Never.  When your knee snaps and you know something is terribly wrong, your body immediately goes ice cold and the sound — more like a short crumble when you smash a soda can — is forever a part of your life.  It can make you [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes: Issue #3

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes: Issue #3

    Hitting the Ropes April 20, 2010 10:08 pm 19 comments

    WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2010 DIVAS DRAFT, RAW SELECTS…. We all thought my friend Matt was the crazy one. Each April at Gettysburg College we would be out celebrating SpringFest – a college-wide party filled with live music, dancing, games, great food, and adult beverages. The party started [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes: Issue #2

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes: Issue #2

    Hitting the Ropes April 12, 2010 6:08 pm 12 comments

    Well I think our first date went well. I picked you up on time, bought you dinner, told some funny jokes, picked a decent movie, and then dropped you back home before curfew. All in all it was a good night, except for one thing. I did all the talking. [...]

     
  • Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes: Issue #1

    Mr. Glamazon’s Hitting the Ropes: Issue #1

    Hitting the Ropes April 4, 2010 8:16 pm 15 comments

    Based on your response to his efforts as our correspondent on-scene at WrestleMania 26, we are very excited to welcome aboard David aka Mr. Glamazon as a regular featured columnist here at Diva Dirt. Check back every week for a new edition of ‘Hitting the Ropes’. When Melanie asked if [...]