Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome back to an old favorite here at Diva Dirt — the Style Jury! We’ve dusted off the Diva Dirt Style Jury for this year’s WWE Hall of Fame! Which Divas looked red carpet ready and which looked like they belong in the Style Jury Hall of Shame? We have compiled all of the looks and marked them on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

- Click here to see last year’s Hall of Fame Style Jury!

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Erin: The dress reminds me both of chain mail and an accent rug, which are neither good things when it comes to an evening gown. I appreciate that Alicia is taking a risk, but I think she went too far with it. It just overwhelms her, and looks a bit too bondage-y with all the straps. The headband doesn’t help much either. 3/10
Melanie: Alicia has always been ‘out there’ with her Hall of Fame choices, but I’m pleased to say I much prefer this to last year’s. Though I’m not feeling all of the straps, I think the design is cute — especially the hem of the dress. It’s certainly a bold choice and Alicia is treading a fine line between looking good and looking bad, but I think she pulls it off well. 5/10

Read on for more outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

BETH PHOENIX
Erin:I feel like I’ve seen this “grecian” style dress for years now on various red carpets, so it’s a bit dated, but it definitely looks good on Beth, especially with how it compliments her sculpted physique. Its also fits the “Glamazon” persona, giving her a ethereal air, aided by her how sleek her hair is. I absolutely love the color of it. 8/10
Melanie: This dress is a lot safer and a lot less show-stopping than Beth’s gorgeous gown last year. Still, Beth carries a certain elegance in this dress and I think the color is very complementary. The deep teal looks wonderful on Beth and I like that the simplicity of the dress is matched in her hair style. Very simple but beautiful. 7.5/10

BRIE BELLA
Erin: It’s decidedly casual, but I really like it. The tan color is gorgeous, and the pattern on the top adds interest. The low-cut neckline and arm holes compliment her athletic physique, resulting in a look that’s sexy but not trashy–it’s a look suited for a Hollywood award show. Paired with the relaxed updo, Brie has a look stands out amongst all the shiny, skin tight frocks and carefully curled hair her fellow Divas are sporting. 9/10
Melanie: Oh my god! When I first saw these pictures, I lost my breath a little. This dress may look boring because of the color but it looks divine on Brie. So understated, elegant — and a little bohemian! This is a red carpet dress for sure. I could just imagine someone like Cate Blanchett wearing a dress like this to the Oscars. It’s gorgeous and Brie looks gorgeous. I love the simple bun that Brie is sporting too. It looks effortless. My favorite look of the bunch. 10/10

EVE TORRES
Erin: At first glance (meaning candids from the event, far off from the stage), I liked this dress quite a bit. I think it’s my love of neutral colors that did it. Up close, though, it looks a bit ill-fitting, and the details could be a bit more understated. It looks too much like there’s stuff wriggling on her dress. The hair is too “glamourous” for a this modern dress–a more casual hairdo like Brie’s would have complimented it better. 4/10
Melanie: Love the dress, but I’m not sure if Eve is doing it justice here. The detailing of the dress is so intricate and beautiful. I think Eve’s hair is kind of distracting (I would opt for no frills, just keep it straight) and it detracts attention from the dress. I’m not sure on this look. I love the dress, but I’m not loving it on Eve, if that make sense. 5/10

GAIL KIM
Erin: Bubble gum pink gowns, in my opinion, rarely look good on grown women, aside from that one famous Ralph Lauren gown worn by Gwyneth Paltrow when she won her Oscar. Gail’s whole look just looks too much like a high school girl’s dream prom ensemble. The assymetrical hemline, wrapped bodice, matchy-matchy accessories and overdone updo has me wondering where her corsage is. 3/10
Melanie: In the close-up it’s cute but then when you look at the whole dress and all the drapery at the bottom, I’m not feeling it. It would’ve looked cuter if the bottom was just a normal hemline. it’s a shame. The top half looks cute on Gail and then it gets distracting. 4/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: I’m glad Kelly’s branching out a bit, going for a more mature look with a dark dress and understated ponytail. I’d love the dress so much more if the skirt was more sleek than “cha cha cha”. Maybe if it was just a loose black skirt that started at her hips, the whole look would be much more pulled together and would work better for her As is, it’s heavy, and weighs her down below the corset–it’s all slim up top (including the skinny ponytail) and poofy down below. 5/10
Melanie: Very grown up look from Kelly Kelly. It’s really dramatic — the corset, the gold and black colors and the dramatic make-up. I’m not loving the hair pulled back and all the really dramatic make-up. I feel if you’re gonna wear this dress, maybe have your hair down and wavy. It’s already a really ‘hard’ look, I think Kelly putting her blonde tresses on show a bit more could’ve made this look lighter and more feminine. 5/10

LAYLA
Erin: You know, it’s really simple and safe, but I like it. It’s a simple red strapless dress, but it hugs her curves in a subtle way. With how overdone the Diva set can be when it comes time to be fancy, I can appreciate a simple look. Nevermind that it looks sort of like a bridesmaid’s dress. 7/10
Melanie: Layla has been playing it safe for the past couple of years. Once the most fashionable girl in WWE, now I’m finding her Hall of Fame dresses uninspiring. There isn’t much to say about this dress but I do like that Layla has her hair down this year, because I didn’t think it looked good tied up last year. 4/10

MARYSE
Erin: Leave it to Maryse to go dramatic. A black, voluminous dress doesn’t sound like a bad idea on her, but it’s the details that have me reluctant to like it. Maybe if the dress was a little less poofy and her hair wasn’t so long, she’d look more elegant, but here she almost looks like someone’s idea of a Disney villanous, with her dark dress and long, long hair. She’s like a beautiful Ursula, which in fashion terms is interesting but not a home run. 6/10
Melanie: Maryse had my favorite look last year, and this year she’s done a good job but it’s going to be so hard to top last year’s outfit. Maryse looks effortlessly amazing in whatever she wears and I think this is no exception. What I don’t like about this dress, like Gail’s, is the bottom half. The top is great, but the train at the bottom is perhaps a tad too much. I think maybe a knee-length hemline would look cuter. Still, very glamorous from Maryse as always. 7/10

MELINA
Erin: The red isn’t as nice as the one on Layla’s dress-a bit too loud for my taste. The details, with the laced-up midsection and pumped-up breasts look very Jessica Rabbit, but I can’t help but think it’s a bit too flashy for this event. It’s an interesting way to show off her curves, but one that probably could have benefited from being in a more understated color . 5/10
Melanie: A big step up from last year from Melina. The deep red is beautiful but I can’t help but feel I’ve seen this dress a million times on the red carpet. Melina’s Latina curves are definitely on show, so that is a plus. Perhaps instead of the gown-like bottom, the dress would look better with a tighter, shorter bottom. 5/10

NATALYA
Erin: She bit the bullet and donned a super-short hemline, which next to her fellow Divas made her look a bit out of place. By herself the shortness is not as dramatic, but I still don’t think it was a look well suited to the event. The low neckline, shiny fabric and hot pink color give me major Malibu Barbie vibes–something that’s not my idea of great fashion. 4/10
Melanie: I love Natalya to bits, but this doesn’t strike me as a red carpet/Hall of Fame dress. It’s more of a ‘night out’ dress. I’m sorry, Nattie! 3/10

NIKKI BELLA
Erin: Brie went simple and casual, so I suppose Nikki felt the need to compensate and went overboard with the glamour. The white shiny dress just doesn’t look good to me. I really dig the neckline detail, but I wish the dress were in a different color–the stark whiteness just draws the eye to all the wrinkly satin details and makes it look like it could use a nice once-over with an iron. 5/10
Melanie: In my opinion, both of the Bella Twins did a great job this year — Brie just a tad more so. Still, Nikki’s silver dress looks stunning on her and I like the one strap. Plus her hair looks on-point here. 8/10

TAMINA
Erin: The color scheme is nice, but it looks like the dress is too casual, with how it hangs. From the top, it has potential, but the loose skirt it almost looks like something a girl would wear to the beach over her bikini. Maxi dresses are in fashion, yes, but not for such an event. 4/10
Melanie: Much like Natalya, this isn’t a red carpet/Hall of Fame dress. This is maybe a prom dress, at best. No likey. 2/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed the winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Tamina: 6/20
Gail Kim: 7/20
Natalya: 7/20
Alicia Fox: 8/20
Eve Torres: 9/20
Kelly Kelly: 10/20
Melina: 10/20
Nikki Bella: 12/20
Layla: 11/20
Maryse: 13/20
Beth Phoenix: 15.5/20
Brie Bella: 19/20

LOSER: TAMINA. Tamina didn’t come dressed for the occasion…

WINNER: BRIE BELLA. The new Divas Champion’s stunning, simplistic and elegant gown wowed us…

Vote for your favourite look below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: Foxy had a big night this past Monday and she picked a cute little outfit to go with it. We’ve seen Alicia in rompers basically every single time she hasn’t been in wrestling gear as of late. I’m at the point now where I want her to change it up. Her look is getting to be a big repeat of the same thing, only with different colors and prints. That said, this is my favorite romper of Alicia’s to date. I love the print and the way it fits. It’s flirty and sassy, perfect for Alicia. The boots are great too. Another nice week for Alicia. 8/10
Erin: I usually love Alicia’s little rompers, but, as I’ve probably said many times, all-over animal print is not my thing. It’s just too much going on in such a small space, with the mixing of prints and one-piece aesthetic. I much prefer when Alicia keeps it cuter. 5/10
Melanie: We all love Alicia’s rompers here at DD and this one is no exception for me. I’m not usually a huge fan of animal print but when done differently and ‘edgy’, I think it looks good. Alicia did wear something different and more edgy than the usual pants-and-top look, so I like it. 6/10

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: Eve is starting to bore me with her fashion but this look is better than the ones she’s had recently. The nice pinkish coral color really compliments her skin tone and her hair looks pretty this week too. Eve has what I like to call gypsy-like hair. It looks pretty when it’s straight and looks gorgeous when it’s wild and curly. Eve did well this week. 6.5/10
Erin: The peachy-pink color is cute and a different way to pull off the girly look. It pops a lot better than some of the other variations on Eve’s attire, and she wears the color really well. It mixes her tomboy personality and her lesser-seen girly side in an interesting way. 7/10
Melanie: I don’t like this colour at all on Eve. I don’t know why, but the colour just seems so sickly and especially against someone who is tanned like Eve. 4/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: Gail hits a home run for me this week. Pink is one of my favorite colors and she looks gorgeous in it. I love the style of the top and the silver accents go so well with it. Gail just looks radiant to me. 9/10
Erin: I can’t believe I’m liking these pink attires so much! I guess it just demonstrates how Gail (and Eve) are wearing the color in unique ways. Gail’s shade looks gorgeous on her, and the sparkly bits are an interesting touch. I also love the cut of her top–she pulls off the asymmetrical neckline better than Rosa does. 8/10
Melanie: Breathtaking. I think this may just be my favourite Diva ring attire of all time. The colour and pattern on Gail looks phenomenal. 10/10

KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: You guys know I love me some 2K and her fashion sense, and this week is no different. Kelly wears my two other favorite colors this week, lime green and black, and she just looks adorable. I’m in the minority when it comes to 2K fashion, but if she ever made a fashion line, I’d totally support it. The green pops on her and everyone looks good in black. The cut of the top is flattering because Kelly’s not exactly top heavy and she just looks hot. 8/10
Erin: This is such a lackluster shade of gold, being a bit too yellow instead a robust gold. Kelly usually doesn’t have trouble pulling off all kinds of colors, but this does nothing for her and looks sort of cheap. 4/10
Melanie: Like that one Alicia Fox ring attire, Kelly Kelly looks like a reflector light that you’d put on your bike. The accentuation of her boobs with the black border around them looks kinda tacky too.. 3/10

LAYLA
Cryssi: If only my butt could look that good in jeans… Anyway! There’s nothing ground breaking or special about the champ’s outfit. She’s in fitted jeans and a baggy white sleeveless top. This would be so plain and boring on most people, but on Layla it looks effortless and chic. Layla’s gorgeous and can wear pretty much anything, and I like this fun, casual outfit from her. 7/10
Erin: It’s such a casual look, but it’s so sexy at the same time. A wifebeater and a bra peeking out sounds so trashy, but Layla makes it work, and it probably has something to do with a nice-looking bra. It’s stylish, a bit edgy, and it certainly a look only a heel can pull off. 8/10
Melanie: I love Layla but I think she needs to swish it up a bit. This isn’t exactly groundbreaking for someone who is usually so stylish. 5/10

MARYSE
Cryssi: I’m not going to lie. When I saw Maryse on Raw, the lesbian in me came out just a little. She just looked fantastic. Maryse does very little wrong when it comes to fashion and I love that she gives her ring attire that little extra flair. Tres bon, Maryse! 9/10
Erin: She sort of looks like she went into Tony Stark’s workshop and stole bits and pieces of one of his Iron Man suits he had laying around and fashioned it into ring attire. The red is way too randomly placed and overwhelming in her pre-match layers, and her leg covers look like candy care armor–not a good look. She should take a lesson from Stark’s suits–streamline it, girl. 4/10
Melanie: A little too much red for my taste. 5/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: Michelle kept it simple this week as well. Instead of a baggy white sleeveless top, she opted for a black one with stripes and fitted jeans. It looks amazing, what else can I say? It’s cool, summer appropriate, and very sporty. It suits Michelle. She looks flawless. She’s perfect. She also gets one point higher than Layla for going with black. I know, that’s just me being picky. 8/10
Erin: It’s such a casual look, but it’s so sexy at the same time. A wifebeater and a bra peeking out sounds so trashy, but Layla makes it work, and it probably has something to do with a nice-looking bra. It’s stylish, a bit edgy, and it certainly a look only a heel can pull off. 8/10
Melanie: Cute! I like the top, I like the jeans and I like the knee-high boots. I also like the feather earrings which only someone like Michelle can pull off. She looks great. 8/10

TAMINA
Cryssi: Love this girl’s looks and coloring. She’s so exotic and you definitely take notice of Tamina when she appears on television. The multi-colored fitted tunic would look stupid on some, but Tamina’s presence and confidence makes the top look great on her. She looks comfortable and I really enjoy the fact she’s not trying to hard. A black undershirt and black pants were simple but it worked. Tamina wanted the top to be the focus, I’m sure, and she did her job well. 6/10
Erin: Technicolor animal print, we meet again! Argh, I just don’t like that combo, and I sort of wish Tamina would have stuck with a dark look similar to what she wore for her debut. It would help to keep some mystery. I understand the need to be loud and “not typical” as their promo suggested, but this is on another level of loud. It’s just not a great first impression. 3/10
Melanie: That top is just so loud and something that should only be worn on vacation in Hawaii. 3/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Tamina: 12/30
Kelly Kelly: 15/30
Eve Torres: 17.5/30
Maryse: 18/30
Layla: 20/30
Alicia Fox: 19/30
Michelle McCool: 24/30
Gail Kim: 27/30

LOSER: TAMINA. Newcomer Tamina didn’t impress our style jury with her top.

WINNER: GAIL KIM. Gail Kim looked like royalty in her baby pink ring attire.

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: Love how Foxxy can get away with the simplest little outfits. This one is better than last week’s IMO. I love the color, the length, and the way it clings to her body. Alicia’s hair is pretty and since I’m a big fan of headbands, I’m going to give her an extra point for that! 8.5/10
Erin: I like that she’s getting a consistent theme going with her cute rompers. I’ve liked the ones she’s worn before and this one is no exception. The green is gorgeous. I hope she keeps this trend going, because this is the type of look you don’t see Divas wearing too often. Any opportunity for a Diva to separate herself from the pack (in a good way) is something to take advantage of. 9/10
Melanie: Much prefer this to last week’s romper. The colours are really nice and reminds you of spring. Cute. 8/10
Steven: Another week, another romper for Alicia. While I’m slowly beginning to like the romper, I’m hating these patterns that she’s picking. They remind me cheap wallpaper. Don’t these things come in colors?! 5/10
Tiffany: I’ve been digging Alicia’s fashion efforts as of late. Her style is not typical, but I think she pulls it off well. 7/10

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: The Diva’s Champ sure does love her little cropped tops, doesn’t she? I guess if I had her stomach, I’d rock that look too. I like this week’s outfit a lot better than last week. My love affair with the color black probably makes this better than what it is. Eve rocks yet another great pair of jeans and the leather looking top is nice as well. She looks a bit bad ass without looking to over the top. She didn’t really need the necklace, and I think her hair would have looked better straight. But all in all, not bad. 7/10
Erin: I didn’t really like her crop top from last week, and this one isn’t much better, but at least it’s got a bit of an edge to it, it being black leather and all. I think I’d like it better if it was a vest instead of some tank top/vest hybrid. As is, it kind of makes me want to ask her where her Harley’s parked. 5/10
Melanie: Not feeling ‘Biker Babe’ Eve. It just looks like the top is wearing her and not the other way around. 4/10
Steven: I know WWE is into dressing the Divas in skintight clothing, but Eve looks like she’s one deep breath away from busting out of that leather vest. That said, she pulls off the leather top look better than most Divas that have tried it. 8/10
Tiffany: Somehow, I feel like I’ve seen this outfit on Eve like 5 times already. I didn’t like it the first time! I wish she’d learn to dress more for her body type. Sorry but, this style is not flattering. It just does not fit well on her. In other words: does she prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly-challenged?” 4/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: This Canadian looked so amazing to me this week. The eye catching top is absolutely gorgeous on her and it’s so sexy without being trashy. Gail is incredibly fit so the slinky top and tight black pants combo look brilliant on her. I love her hair so straight and loose and her make-up is flawless as well. Great, great effort from Gail this week. 9/10
Erin: Gail, don’t succumb to wearing skanky club wear! I really don’t like that shiny silver top, what with the cutout that looks like a shutter window to her boobs. The rest of the look is harmless enough, but all together it makes Gail look like some trashy club chick rather than a world class athlete. Melodramatic, I know, but clothing is srs bsnss, especially when Gail’s managed to look sexy before without going down the trashy route. 3/10
Melanie: What is with Gail and the slits/cuts in her outfits lately? She is such a classy looking girl and cheapens herself with all these trashy peep-holes. I like the bottom down but I’m not feeling the top half. 4/10
Steven: Not really a fan of the disco ball top, but Gail looks good. 7/10
Tiffany: Gail looked ravishing on Raw. She looked even better on Evan Bourne’s arm. She renders a high score, despite the twinge of jealousy this elicits in me. 7/10

MARYSE
Cryssi: Not a fashion disaster, but not a good outfit either. I don’t really like lacey tops and when you put a gold bikini underneath it just screams trashy to me. I think it was Erin that said Maryse looked ready for a Britney Spears video and that basically sums up this whole look. The tight pants and tennis shoes combination didn’t work as well and the fact Maryse wore this outfit for combat training just leaves me shaking my head. Good thing she’s so hot or otherwise this outfit would probably get a rating below three. 4/10
Erin: Well, this certainly isn’t an outfit suitable for Jiu-Jitsu training, to say the least. It’s not one I’d recommend wearing outside of one, either. The all-over lace looks a bit strange in a long-sleeved crop top, but maybe it’d make more sense if it was layered over something. The look is just a little silly in this context, and makes me glad that Maryse wears something that actually looks vaguely athletic when she wrestles. Jiu-Jitsu just doesn’t call for breathable fabrics, I guess. 4/10
Melanie: My eye is immediately drawn to the fact that she’s wearing a gold bra underneath and that should only be reserved for costume parties. The mesh top looks cheap and tacky. Maryse is better than this. 3/10
Steven: If you’re going to wear a see-through top, is it really necessary to show your belly? Didn’t think so. Not the worst thing I’ve seen a Diva wear, but I know Maryse can do much better. 5/10
Tiffany: This outfit deserves a perfect score. If I could score Maryse’s outfit any higher than 10, I would. Seriously though, I thought she rocked it last Monday. This may not be typical martial arts attire. However, that is just a testament to Maryse’s ability to kick ass and still look good doing it. 10/10

ROSA MENDES
Cryssi: As far as ring attires go, I guess this one isn’t that bad. Rosa certainly has worse outfits in her arsenal. She’s so lovely, she can get away with wearing any color, but these dark, bold colors suit her best IMO. I’m not sure if the top is silver or dark gray, but it looks fabulous on her. I would like to see Rosa in more black/gray/silver combinations. 7/10
Erin: Well, points for coming up with a unique style of wrestling attire. I much prefer it over the ruffles, but it looks a little unsuited for wrestling, like the fans in the front row might get an eyeful if things got a little out of hand. It definitely could be worse (like, for instance, her past ring attires), so I don’t hate it. Maybe once she busts out a few more of this style in different colors, I’ll come around to it. 6/10
Melanie: Rosa looks like a professional wrestler here… in the words of Kristin Astara, ‘fake it till you make it’. Looking at Rosa in this outfit, you’d take her seriously… until she, you know, wrestled. At least she looks the part. And I’m feeling the robe too. 7/10
Steven: I’ve actually found myself becoming a fan of Rosa’s gear, even if the pants remind me of Chinese Slipppers. She’s even added a robe for extra flair. She’s come a long way from those ruffled skirts… 8/10
Tiffany: Eh, Rosa’s outfit generates a so-so response in me. I love the color and the top, but I could do without the pattern on the pants. I think the outfit could benefit from a simple solid color. Then again, nothing with Rosa comes easy. I have no choice but to accede to her Latina Heat. 6/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Maryse: 26/50
Eve Torres: 28/50
Gail Kim: 30/50
Rosa Mendes: 34/50
Alicia Fox: 37.5/50

LOSER: MARYSE. Hard to believe that the usually fashionable French Poodle got it wrong this week.

WINNER: ALICIA FOX. Alicia’s quirky personal style is rubbing off on the judges.

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: This is okay for what it is. It’s really simple and there’s nothing to it. That doesn’t make it a bad look because I personally think Alicia looks amazing in it. She’s the type of girl that doesn’t need flashy clothes and accessories to make herself stand out. She does that all on her own with her beauty and self confidence. 8/10
Erin: Really cute romper. I love the print and the billowy shape is something you don’t often see on Divas (or Knockouts, for that matter). Alicia looks great, and proves that a Diva doesn’t need to wear something skin-tight to look hot. Not all of them could pull off the romper look too, but Alicia looks fabulous, a perfect mixture of cute, stylish, and sexy. 9/10
Melanie: Original and different from the Diva norm, I mean could you imagine anyone else trying to pull off a romper? I love the neckline and how it is a little baggy on Alicia. However, I’m not a huge fan of the pattern — it’s a little too distracting. 6/10
Steven: Something about the pattern of this dress is off-putting to me. Reminds me of cheap wallpaper to be honest. I also don’t like the way it’s kind of billowy on top, like she just slapped a belt on and went on her way. Not a fan at all. 4/10

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: The Divas Champion didn’t score any points with that top she’s wearing but I love those jeans. I wish I had a figure as good as Eve’s so I could wear tight ass jeans. I kinda like the fact she went for a big belt buckle too. It’s different. 6/10
Erin: Tummy-baring tops always look so 90s to me, but the metallic accents and cut of the shoulders on Eve’s top certainly give it a more modern touch. I’m still not loving it, though. If only it were a bit longer.. 6/10
Melanie: I don’t like these super tiny shirts that show off the bra, which I’m guessing is the point when you’re a WWE Diva — to show some skin. However, it looks trashy. I do like the sequins on the top and the shoulders like Erin. 5/10
Steven: Eve looked great this week! I especially loved the top and the shoes. Even her hair was perfect! 9/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: The make and style of the dress is cute, but I don’t like this color on Gail for some reason. It’s a bit to dark, especially for someone who looks so pretty in spring and summer colors. 7/10
Erin: The cut of Gail’s dress makes it interesting–the neckline and side cutout really caught my eye. Other than that, it would just be another tight dress. As is, it’s a sexy look and gives Gail a bit of an edge. Whether it fits in with her character is another thing entirely. 6/10
Melanie: Like the colour, it’s a deep purple that looks sexy and the neckline is pretty interesting. I don’t however, like the cut on the side — it looks cheap. 6/10
Steven: I absolutely love this color on Gail, and dress looks really good on her too. My only gripe is the huge cutout on the side. It just seems really random and out of place. 8/10

JILLIAN
Cryssi: It’s just a little black dress. There’s nothing more to say really. Jillian could have jazzed it up a bit and made it less boring, but meh. 5/10
Erin: This fits in with the kind of dresses we usually see Jillian in–super short and super tight. Personally, I’m not a fan of that look. I say pick one or the other. Still, the fact that it’s black helps it look a bit more understated, but only a bit. I just wish Jillian would branch off from the stereotypical “sexy” looks and take more risks. 5/10
Melanie: Simple black dress. Nothing more to add. 5/10
Steven: Once again Jillian plays it safe with a little black number. Nothing bad, just nothing spectacular. 6/10

KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: Weird dress from Kelly this week but it’s fun to see her in something other than Barbie pink or sunshine yellow. That said, this look really does nothing for me and I don’t really care for her hair. 5/10
Erin: By the looks of it, I’m assuming this dress has some quasi-leopard print, all blown up and set in gray. To me, it almost looks like a microscope slide, like we’re peering at some white blood cells. That’s not a great thing to associate with a dress print, and it just doesn’t look right to me. Even though I’m not liking the dress, it certainly is interesting. I mean, I never a Diva’s dress would make me think it was born on the inside of a research lab. 4/10
Melanie: I really like this dress. It has a simple colour yet a fun design, almost like cow print. Kelly looks like a grown up, beautiful lady in this dress. 8/10
Steven: I usually hate animal print, but Kelly is really working this outfit. It’s simple without being boring and different without being over the top. 8/10

LAYLA
Cryssi: This is so cute and so fun. A dress like this is simple but strong enough to stand on it’s own. I think the fact that the right person is wearing it helps as well. Layla looks perfect in this outfit. 9/10
Erin: Cute, simple, and sexy. This is the type of look I wish Divas would break out more often–something that meets the requisite “sexy” quota but still looks stylish and isn’t over-the-top. Well, done, Layla! 9/10
Melanie: Very cute and very classy but perhaps a tad too safe for fashionista Layla? She is someone that could dare to be more bold because she makes clothes look amazing. This is cute though. 8/10
Steven: Layla looks drop dead gorgeous in this outfit. I really like the high waisted skirt on her, even though I could do without the poofy-ness. 8/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: Gorgeous. Flawless. Stunning. Insert Other Adjective Here. This is the same woman who made a trashbag dress look hot so of course she does this funky little number justice. 10/10
Erin: If Michelle wasn’t as fit and trim as she is, the placement of those stripes would be disastrous. The color is nice, and the shape is nice enough, but those stripes! They just employ visual trickery and make her look wider than she is, which isn’t so bad, given how rocking her body is. But still, it’s just not flattering, even with someone who look like she does. The eyes go right to the hips and thighs, and it just weighs the look down. 4/10
Melanie: I like the simplicity of it. The colour of the stripes is really nice but I’m not sure if it’s the most exciting look for Michelle. It’s pretty blah. Black isn’t Michelle’s colour. 5/10
Steven: I feel like there’s something missing from this outfit. Maybe if it had straps it would look better in my eyes, because the boob tube at the top does nothing for me. I do, however like that shade on green on her. 7/10

TIFFANY
Cryssi: This girl loves her animal prints and I love her for it. Tiffany looks really good in this dress because it shows off how amazingly tone her body is. I really like her hair too, so Tiffany gets a bonus point for that. 9/10
Erin: I’ve already expressed my dislike for animal print and super tight dresses and Tiffany nailed them both. It’s not really an awful look by any means, don’t get me wrong, but I just don’t like the all-over leopard print and general second-skin look it has. I’m sure a lot of people think it’s a sexy look, and who could blame them? It hits all the stereotypical sexy points, but it’s just not my cup of tea, and Tiffany’s had better-and more subtle-looks. 4/10
Melanie: Animal print, strapless… looks cheap and lacks class. 4/10
Steven: This is a perfect example of why I hate animal print. More often than not, it looks cheap and gaudy and this is no exception. I will give Tiffany bonus points because the dress fits her perfectly, but that leopard print has to go. 5/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Jillian: 21/40
Tiffany: 22/40
Kelly Kelly: 25/40
Eve Torres: 26/40
Michelle McCool: 26/40
Alicia Fox: 27/40
Gail Kim: 27/40
Layla: 34/40

LOSER: JILLIAN. The little black dress simply won’t cut it this time.

WINNER: LAYLA. Layla looked sweet & classy and won our vote.

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser. Click each image to see it full-sized.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.

As Steven is in Berwyn for SHIMMER, joining us this week as a special guest is John Canton from our family site TheJohnReport.net. He says: “Thanks to Melanie for the invite. I’m a closet Style Jury fan. I’m a straight male that loves women, but also has opinions on fashion because I was raised mostly by my two older sisters since our parents worked so much. I was also told by my dad that “the shorter the dress, the better…most of time” and those are words to live by, quite frankly. Style Jury combines two of my favorite pastimes: staring at women and writing. Now I’m doing both at once! I should add that it’s a shame we’re not writing about Mickie or Maryse since they’re my two favorites. Bad luck for me.”

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: On a night where the fashion made me die a little inside, Alicia managed to look the best and that’s not saying a whole lot. I wasn’t a huge fan of this dress but at least she managed to match her shoes to it which is a great achievement seeing as how the other divas mostly failed in this area. Small victories. 7/10
Erin: I know I’ve blasted animal print on dresses before (Rosa and Tiffany at the Hall of Fame), but this dress isn’t meant to be formal, as those were. The print suits this dress so much more because of that; it’s short, shiny, and works well on Alicia’s body. The colors are nice too–no tacky blue–and the print is able to dominate the dress without competing with various cutouts and necklines, so it doesn’t look like some busted prom dress. From the print to the color to the cut, this is a perfect look for Alicia. 9/10
John: Incredibly fit woman that can pull anything off, really. I like how short this dress was although that walk she does bothers me. It looks like an older woman with a broken hip or something. I know it’s a “sassy walk with attitude” but you need to get that checked out, girl. 7/10
Melanie: Absolutely gorgeous! This dress fits Alicia perfectly and complements her skin too. She really does look like a million bucks. I really like the detailing on the dress too… yes, it looks like bee stripes but personally, I didn’t see that until it was pointed out on Raw. I saw a fashionable, sexy dress. Perhaps one of my favourite Alicia looks ever. 10/10

THE BELLA TWINS
Cryssi: How shocking. They both wore red. These looks are basically identical except one has some fancy little crystal-esque designs on her dress. Neither of these looks are special and it’s to early in the morning for me to try and tell them apart. 5/10
Erin: The shape of Brie’s dress suits her really well, and I like that she keeps it simple and lets it work on its own. For once, the flower in the hair doesn’t look out of place. It’s a very simple but lovely look, and I can always appreciate when a Diva shows restraint when trying to look sexy. Nikki’s is almost identical to Brie’s look, but with detailing at the top. I loved the simplicity of Brie’s dress, and this dress lacks that. I feel that the Christmas tinsel-like detailing could be lost, and as Brie’s dress proves, it would be better without it. 6/10
John: Doesn’t matter what they wear, they always have that “wholesome” image to me. It’s fine, but they don’t scream sexy to me often enough. Their dresses were just okay. They have nice figures, so they can work anything they want. 7/10
Melanie: I think the Bellas looked prettier than they usually do in these red dresses but frankly, I think there’s far too much material here. I think they should have opted for something more form-fitting that shows off their bodies. This is just like a homecoming dress. 5/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

BETH PHOENIX
Cryssi: Love this woman back in black. The white ring gear was just terrible and I like this variation of it much, much better. Blue always looks amazing on blondes, especially ones as pretty as Beth. Her ring attire comes off as powerful to me but it has a hint of girly in it too. Nice job. 8/10
Erin: The shiny blue is nice, but I almost wish is was paired with a different color than black for the sake of excitement. It’d be tricky to do it without clashing, but maybe a dark gray would have made for a more interesting combination. It’s not a bad look by any means, but Beth has had more interesting incarnations of these tights. 6/10
John: The usual fare from Beth. It’s nice to see her smiling on a regular basis. A very nice woman. Please don’t hurt me. 8/10
Melanie: On the surface, this looks like just another Beth attire but it’s actually a new variation with the blue detailing which I love. I’m not a fan of her outfit with the green detailing… this just works much better. 6/10

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: Horrid dress. Horrid hair. Her dress reminds me of a curtain that would be hanging inside some eccentric grandmother’s house. As far as her hair goes, just no. I’m simply not a fan of the braided bouffant I guess. 2/10
Erin: I lovelovelove this print, but it looks better suited for a more casual dress, and this dress is a bit too sexy~ and formfitting for that. I think if either the neckline were higher or the dress was a bit looser, I’d like it a lot more. Still like it, though. 7/10
John: Fine looking woman. I’m not sure about the colors or the texture of that outfit, though. She’s flat out gorgeous. Just didn’t do it for me this week. A rare miss for Eve who, quite frankly, is very easy on the eyes. 6/10
Melanie: I like this dress, especially the colours. I think it’s a nice fit on Eve too. Not liking the hair though. 6/10

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: Great dress. Wrong shoes. I love flashy looking evening gowns and Gail’s was definitely that. Not to mention it was sexy thanks to thigh high split she had going on. The shoes are nice, but not with this dress. And it’s after Easter. Don’t these Divas know you can wear white, pastels, and gasp dressy open toed sandals?! I would have opted for strappy silve sandals but hey, that’s just me. 7/10
Erin: Nononono. The print, sequins, and cutouts just give me flashes of trashy prom dresses. I’m sure it’s meant to be resort wear, and perhaps it works nearby a gigantic body of water in 95 degree weather, but here it’s just a loud dress that suffers from excess skin exposure in all the wrong areas. 3/10
John: Maryse calling this the peacock was hilarious. I was shocked at how mobile Gail was in this dress. It looked too confined, yet she made it work. 8/10
Melanie: Jesus. The fact that Gail Kim owns a dress like this is disconcerting to me as I usually consider her to be quite stylish and more reserved in her style — she doesn’t try to look too overtly sexy and hoochie. However, this dress is just that… hoochie. I hate it. 2/10

JILLIAN
Cryssi: Jillian didn’t impress me but I love how she looks in blue. Any shade of blue is definitely her color and she totally pops. The dress is to plain for my liking, but at least she doesn’t look cheap or trashy, or poor like some of the other girls. 6/10
Erin: Pretty color, but it’s soooo short and tight. It looks cinched to the point where Jillian can’t walk properly, which means she’s walking that “hoochy” line waaayy too closely. I can’t believe she managed to wrestle in this! 5/10
John: The most top heavy of the girls is one of my favorites when she’s not singing. Short on the skirt and showing off her investments (I’m classy huh?) up top scores high marks on the Canton scale of gratuity. 9/10
Melanie: Far too short and tight but that is Jillian’s M.O., I guess. I like the colour on Jillian, and the sparkliness though. 5/10

KATIE LEA
Cryssi: Well Vintage Katie Lea isn’t exactly my cup of tea but at least she stayed true to herself. It’s not totally terrible, I guess. I don’t like those shoes and frankly she would have been better off barefoot. I would have skipped the tights/stockings and just went for a pair of statement shoes ala leopard pumps or bright red stilettos. But that’s just me. 6/10
Erin: She went simple with her Hall of Fame dress, so I guess she decided to go all out with the accessories in this one. The sleeves make it look like she snipped off the upper sleeves of the dress–not a great look. The dress, stockings, and shoes look great, though, and I think if she lose the sleeves she’d have a look that is very pretty but still works within the confines of her dark character. 6/10
John: I don’t know if you could call this one trashy or something that fits her style. I like the fact that she dresses different from the rest because it makes her standout. Those sleeves make it look like somebody ripped out part of a jacket or something. 6/10
Melanie: Katie and I are never going to see eye to eye in fashion and this is no exception. The weird sleeves just distract my attention away from the rest of it. It really hurts my brain trying to fathom what is going on here. If anything, she is consistent… 4/10

KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: Normally 2K and I are like BFFs when it comes to fashion, but this did nothing for me. Maybe it’s because I can’t get the image of the God-awful white porn star stilettos she wore. Or maybe it’s because her hair just looks fried. I don’t know. I love Kelly and it pains me to criticize her since everyone else does it but this look just didn’t work for me. 5/10
Erin: Another trashy prom dress. This one’s megawatt, exposes the back, and has a slit practically up to her hipbone. I’m of the belief that sequins should never take up that much square feet, so it probably wasn’t a good idea to style it as a floor length dress. This look is pretty much a combination of a lot of my fashion pet peeves, now that I think about it. 3/10
John: Could she look bad in anything? Probably not. I’m not sure how wise it felt to try to wrestle in a gown like that. She is ridiculously beautiful, though, so it works. 9/10
Melanie: Eh. This looks like another hoochie prom dress. It’s just not as tasteful looking as her Hall of Fame dress. It’s just blaring, loud and gaudy. 4/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: What a goddess and saving grace for Diva fashion this week. Michelle can rock skin tight black pants like no one else can and she pairs them with sexy black boots and a sparkly belt. It’s simple, it’s perfect, and she looks like she doesn’t even try. I love the Laycool tops and want one myself. Michelle once again proves that she’s the most stylish Diva in the WWE. 9/10
Erin: This is definitely a heel look – dark leather-like pants, black stiletto boots, and a dark red tank top professing her own greatness. It’s sleek and sexy, and proves that Divas can do sexy in a non-wrestling outfit without looking like they just stepped away from their street corner. 8/10
John: She can pull off any outfit because she’s probably the most fit woman on the roster. For the most part I love taller women. The shirt works and I’m a huge fan of the leather pants especially when the woman has legs like McCool. 9/10
Melanie: Michelle’s slender, tall body just looks amazing in this outfit. The top is pretty much standard red but Michelle looks great in it, I don’t think I’ve seen her in red much before but it works for her. The bottom half is where she looks like a fierce bomb — the pleather pants are definitely sleek and sexy, the boots are just to die for and I love the little pizzaz that the belt adds! 8/10

ROSA MENDES
Cryssi: Not bad, but not good. Some type of silver strappy sandal would have been perfect for this outfit but those hideous cork wedges aren’t doing it for me. Rosa can do better and we all know she can. She’s a total fashionista and I was disappointed in her this week. 5/10
Erin: This dress just looks cheap. It might be the visible banding at the bottom, but this looks like a beach cover-up dress–something she’d toss on over a bikini. It’s certainly not meant to be for dressed up look, which is obviously what she’s going for here, so it doesn’t work. The Jersey Shore-like hair bump is something she’s become attached to recently, and I think it looks even worse here, for whatever reason. It must be all the white. Speaking of all the white, this ain’t a P. Diddy party, Rosa! 3/10
John: Great body, really nice dress and frankly she is very easy on the eyes. Since she follows my “shorter the better” theory I have to give her some good marks. If I was judging her based on wrestling talent the score would be lower. 8/10
Melanie: I absolutely hate this design in general. The bottom half just looks inconsistent with the top… yeah, not a fan. This looks like something you’d wear to the beach or a some cheap club in Miami. 4/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Gail Kim: 20/40
Rosa Mendes: 20/40
Eve Torres: 21/40
Kelly Kelly: 21/40
Katie Lea: 22/40
The Bella Twins: 23/40
Jillian: 25/40
Beth Phoenix: 28/40
Alicia Fox: 33/40
Michelle McCool: 34/40

LOSER: GAIL KIM & ROSA MENDES (TIE). Dressing more trashy than classy won’t fly with our judges, even when you’re wrestling in your ensemble.

WINNER: MICHELLE MCCOOL. It was a photo finish between her and Alicia, but last week’s loser is this week’s winner. Quite a turnaround, no?

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to a special Diva Dirt Style Jury in honor of WrestleMania 26! We have compiled all of the looks and marked them on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: Making up for her Hall of Fame blunder, Alicia won best dressed of the night for me. She reclaimed her title of “Miss Fierce” for rocking the hell out of that little skirt while shining in her portion of the match better than the other divas, and getting a pop from the crowd. Her hair was great as well. Probably one of my all-time favorite ring attires from any Diva. 10/10
Erin: The skirt look works for her, as much as I don’t like it when Divas wrestle in skirts. I think it’s because it doesn’t look girly, with the black and chain accents. The hair is kick ass, too. Overall, she looks tough, but ultra feminine at the same time, which isn’t an easy thing to pull off. 8/10
Melanie: I always criticise when girls wrestle in skirts but Alicia at WrestleMania may just be the exception. Now you can call me a hypocrite but this to me wasn’t a ‘cute’ skirt like Tiffany would wear to wrestle in, this was a sassy and dramatic skirt that has a gladitor-esque feel to it — it seems appropriate for the ring. Alicia’s legs are just too amazing to cover with pants so I like that she wore something shorter and showed them off at ‘Mania. It’s stuff like this that made us name her ‘Alicia Fierce’.9/10
Steven: Alicia takes the award for best dressed on Team Michelle, in my honest opinion. It looks like she took some of her old FCW gear and gave it a major upgrade. Also, her hair is looking awesome (for once). A perfect night in the wardrobe department for Ms. Fox. 10/10

BETH PHOENIX
Cryssi: Did not like the all white look at all. She went for different, but it wasn’t my cup of tea at all. That said, Beth is one of the prettier girls on the roster and I still love her even if she did wear all white. 6/10
Erin: An all-white variation of her look is prefect for the big show, and she pulls it off nicely. Though again, like Maryse’s look, this may not look as good outside of the WrestleMania spotlight. 8/10
Melanie: The Glamazon rocked this all white look. She looked somewhat ethereal but like she could still kick your ass. Again, this was a bold dramatic outfit for ‘Mania and Beth looked flawless. 8/10
Steven: Beth rocked the hell out of her ‘Mania gear, if you ask me. I would never have thought to put the almighty Glamazon in all white, but it looked awesome! 9/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: Eve’s outfit was just kind of ehh for me. It’s nothing new or amazing. The colors are different and that’s about it. She’s so gorgeous I tend to ignore her outfits sometimes. 7/10
Erin: She almost looks like she’s going for a complimentary look with Mickie, with her look almost looking like a gold tank top and denim shorts. For all its WrestleMania shiny fittingness, it’s not doing it for me. I think changing the shorts and boots to black would make for a WrestleMania appropriate look without looking like she was dipped in gold and threw on a pair of jean shorts 5 minutes before the match. 5/10
Melanie: I am really not a fan of this outfit. The bottoms just look like denim shorts which I don’t find appropriate for ‘Mania. I think Eve missed the mark because the all silver outfit she wore on Raw last week popped and would have been perfect for ‘Mania. 4/10
Steven: Same old gear, different color. That said, I do like the bronzy-gold color she went for. Definitely one of my favorite outfits of Eve’s. 7/10

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: I’m jealous of any woman who can wear yellow because I can’t. 9/10
Erin: That shade of yellow is definitely something you don’t often see on Diva gear, so I like that aspect of it. It’s a bit Power Ranger, though (and the yellow Ranger was my favorite, for the record), and would probably benefit from a secondary color to balance out all the bright yellow. I certainly applaud the different approach. 7/10
Melanie: This is a colour that so few women can do justice and Gail is one of them. I absolutely love the colour on her and the gold trimming is an extra added touch of class. I also like that Gail tried out a new look with the single strap going around her neck. Gorgeous. 8/10
Steven: Honestly, that shade of yellow does nothing for me, but like the variation the top. 5/10

KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: This was vintage Kelly :). It was cotton candy pink, sugary sweet, and a throw back in some weird sense of the word. Kelly looked cute and fun, and I would love to be her best friend IRL so we could go shopping for pink clothes together and get manicures. Love it. 9.5/10
Erin: Silver and pink shouldn’t look awful together, but here it’s nothing good. The cut of the gear definitely has something to do with it too, as the sleeves just overwhlem the look and make it look like some time of armor instead of wrestling gear. Though, it is WrestleMania, and over-the-top is the name of the game, but Kelly shouldn’t look like she’s about to brandish a sword at any moment. 5/10
Melanie: You know what, I am not a fan of this outfit but in a way, it suits Kelly. It’s pink, it’s girly but it’s also different and unique. With this, Kelly could have found her signature style as a wrestler like Michelle and Beth have their variations of their attire. The sleeves are interesting and sort of a throwback to when girls used to wear in sleeves like Ivory.5/10
Steven: I absolutely hated this outfit when I saw it last night. Now that I’m taking a second look, I still hate it but not as much. My major gripe would have to be the long sleeves. They just throw the whole outfit off. Without the tacky sleeves, this could have actually been some cute gear. 2/10

LAYLA
Cryssi: One of my least favorite attires of the night. This was boring, plain, and luckily for the outfit, it had a Layla in it, because the woman wearing it is the only thing that saved it from being just another ring outfit. 5/10
Erin: This new style of ring attire gives her a bit more coverage, allowing the straps to look less dominatrix-y. I think the white is a bit much when it’s covering so much skin; a darker color would’ve worked better. Cute Laycool hood, though. 6/10
Melanie: While I loved Beth in white, I wasn’t feeling Layla’s white ensemble. Layla didn’t have a great weekend between this and her Hall of Fame dress. 4/10
Steven: Layla’s ‘Mania gear kinda reminds of Saritaylor’s white and turquoise outfits, which is definitely a good thing. The ‘Lay-Cool’ is a nice touch as well. 7/10

MARYSE
Cryssi: Purple is definitely a great color for Maryse. She went for something completely different and opted to stand out rather than blend in. I’ve noticed Maryse tends to stick to darker colors and this purple and gold combination was stunning for the Diva’s Champion. 9/10
Erin: These are decidedly Mardi Gras colors, but totally fitting for a big event like WrestleMania. The purple, gold, and sparkles will likely look over-the-top when she eventually wears it on Raw, but here it’s totally fitting and interesting to look at. 8/10
Melanie: In my head, purple and gold shouldn’t go together but hot damn… Maryse looks impeccable! The colours fuse together and draw your attention immediately. It looks so shimmery and sexy. I love this shade of purple too. 9/10
Steven: I like this look on Maryse. The design is nothing new, but the deep purple color really makes it. 7/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: Just typical Michelle for me, but the color is beautiful on her. She looked very stoic and like a champion. She should have been allowed to shine on her own this night, but she had to settle for sharing the spotlight. 7/10
Erin: Beautiful teal color, complimenting Layla’s look while taking the better color combination. I guess being the alpha female has its perks. 8/10
Melanie: Gorgeous! Michelle looks piercing in this shade of blue — it just pops right off the screen and makes you look twice. Definitely (Mc)Cool.. 8/10
Steven: Michelle is looking awesome in a particularly gorgeous shade of blue. It’s obvious why she saved this one for ‘Mania. 8/10

MICKIE JAMES
Cryssi: Same ole, same ole. I noticed on her Twitter that Mickie said the outfit was new. I never would have been able to tell because it looks like everything else she wears. It’s Wrestlemania; the night Randy Orton’s man panties made me scream “Ohmygod, you are so freakin’s sexy” at my TV. The night Jack Swagger summoned his inner Kurt Angle. The night Kofi Kingston got a new hairdo just for the show. Point is, even the guys went for something different and Mickie just fell flat. 3/10
Erin: That just looks so uncomfortable to wrestle in, with the tight top and jeans. The rips and feather accents definitely fit that Native American look she’s so fond of, and it’s not a bad look, but it definitely has no place in a wrestling ring–it looks like street wear, not anything close to athletic wear, and it makes Mickie look like a spectator, not a competitor. I guess I’m just a wrestling gear purist. 4/10
Melanie: In the words of Sue Sylvester, Mickie, swish it up a bit! This is WrestleMania, you could have been a little more adventurous. However, I do take into account that getting an outfit for ‘Mania hasn’t exactly been a top priority for Mickie who has been dealing with injury. Even so, I’ve never liked Mickie’s Pochantas-meets-country singer look. 4/10
Steven: Honestly, Mickie. You couldn’t be bothered to scrounge around in your closet for some new gear?! It’s WrestleMania for crying out loud! 2/10

SAVANNAH
Cryssi: Savannah was stunning in her Wrestlemania debut. She rarely makes mistakes and on the biggest night of the year, Savannah brought the pretty, the sexy, and the awesome and wrapped it all in one sweet package. 9/10
Erin: She’s still following in Lilian Garcia’s sparkly footsteps, but that’s not a bad thing. This dress was eye-catching and sexy but not so over the top that it detracts attention from the wrestlers. I applaud her from restraining herself, not going for some loud color and keeping it simple and sexy. Very smart choice. 9/10
Melanie: Looks like Savannah is continuing Lilian Garcia’s tradition of sexy and sparkly at WrestleMania. I absolutely love this dress and in my opinion, Savannah is quickly becoming the most fashionable Diva in WWE. The colours of this dress are gorgeous — the salmon colour complements Savannah’s skin beautifully and the sparkliness just looks beautiful too. 9/10
Steven: I think I would like this more if the top part matched the bottom, if that make any sense. In any case, Savannah was smoking, even if we only got to see her for a moment. 8/10

SERENA
Cryssi: OMG, I blinked when I saw Serena strutting her stuff with the SES on Mania. Her throwback, stonewash skinny jeans, black boots, top, and leather jacket were freakin’ amazing on her. She rocks her buzzed head so well and she just looks so confident, calm, and evil. Serena is turning into one of my favorite Divas on the roster. I loved her last night. 9/10
Erin: I always tend to think that Serena looks a little bottom-heavy; that it to say that her clothes overwhelm what’s going on above the neck. Obviously that has a lot to do with her bald head, but it’s also due to her noticeable curves. A look like that doesn’t help battle that problem, as bulky black leather in the jacket and boots and acid wash jeans just overwhelm her. I’m not saying bald girls can’t dress how they wish, but Serena’s packing so many curves that she’d do well to keep her outfits more streamlined. 5/10
Melanie: This look kinda throws me back to Trish Stratus’ outfit at WrestleMania 20 with the jacket and pants tucked into the boots. It’s sassy! I really like this look on Serena. 7/10
Steven: Maybe it was the acid washed jeans or the sexy stilleto boots or maybe even her perfectly shaven head, but Serena was absolutely jaw-dropping in her Mania debut. I pretty sure she’s the only Diva who could even come close to pulling this look off. 9/10

VICKIE GUERRERO
Cryssi: Oy. Vickie isn’t going to make any best dressed lists, but what did we really expect? She’s not a wrestler and she’s not a sex goddess. 4/10
Erin: She’s not a wrestler, so it fits for her to wear what looks more like exercise gear than wrestling gear. Still, having “EXCUSE ME” all over the front just doesn’t has the same ring to it a “SIMPLY FLAWLESS”. The flames along the sides definitely give me an Eddie Guerrero vibe, and I really like that touch. 5/10
Melanie: Given that she’s not an actual wrestler, I like that she got some ring attire for this match. Obviously, it’s not going to look as great as some of the other girls’ outfits but I really love the homage to Eddie with the flames. 5/10
Steven: Vickie donned the obligatory “I’m-not-a-real-wrestler” sweats for last night festivities. Pretty plain but then again, I wasn’t expecting her to come out in one of Layla’s spare outfits. The Guerrero flames were a nice touch though. 5/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Mickie James: 13/40
Vickie Guerrero: 19/40
Kelly Kelly: 21.5/40
Layla: 22/40
Eve Torres: 23/40
Gail Kim: 29/40
Serena: 30/40
Beth Phoenix: 31/40
Michelle McCool: 31/40
Maryse: 33/40
Savannah: 35/40
Alicia Fox: 37/40

LOSER: MICKIE JAMES. Mickie’s usual outfit at WrestleMania wasn’t warmly received.

WINNER: ALICIA FOX. Her Hall of Fame dress may have been voted as the worst, but Alicia can seek solace in this big win!

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to a special Diva Dirt Style Jury in honor of last Saturday’s Hall of Fame ceremony. The Divas dressed to the nines for the event but who was red carpet worthy and who wasn’t? We have compiled all of the looks and marked them on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: Miss Fierce got it so, so, so wrong on this night. The outfit is horrendous, busy, and I hate the sheer section between her breasts. It’s so tacky and gaudy and I can’t believe Foxy went with this look for the classiest night of the year. Bad, bad decision and bad hair. Nightmares. 2/10
Erin: Someone’s looking to be the show stopper. The faux-mohawk, horse’s mane hairdo isn’t doing it for me, and neither is the tethered pantsuit-looking outfit. It’s certainly gutsy and fitting for her character, I suppose, but I don’t think any Diva should look like 70′s upholstery crossed with a horse 4/10
Melanie: This is a freaking hot mess. From the rowdy hairstyle to the far too busy looking dress, I don’t know quite where to look first. This is a Maria-sized monstrosity, if you ask me. 2/10
Steven: I don’t know what Alicia was thinking when she picked out this dress. All the see-through parts looks really hoochie to me. Also, the hair is awful. It reminds me of a Trojan helmet. 2/10

BETH PHOENIX
Cryssi: Almost a wow factor here. The Glamazon looked AMAZING. Her dress was classy with a hint of sexy, and her hair looked gorgeous. I love this dress on Beth and no other diva could have pulled it off. She’s downright fabulous and there is absolutely nothing wrong with this. No wonder David was drooling. 9/10
Erin: So sexy! The bustier neckline does wonders for her, and the colors are understated and sexy. It certainly has a lingerie feel to it, but the silhouette keeps it classy. I don’t think Beth has ever looked sexier! 9/10
Melanie: Simply gorgeous. Beth’s figure has never looked better than in this dress. The Glamazon looks so sexy and feminine, she really does look like a million bucks. Her hair is gorgeous and the simplistic acessorizing does wonders for this outfit. Beth looks like a statuesque figure of perfection. 9/10
Steven: I don’t think I have ever seen Beth look so beautiful. From head to toe, Beth is rocking the hell out of this dress. 10/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

BRIE BELLA
Cryssi: When it comes to fashion, the Bellas definitely march to the beat of their own drum and HoF night was no exception. Learning from her fashion faux pas of last year, Brie opted for this pretty, flowing Grecian style gown with an interesting headpiece that she could have done without. I love red on both Bellas and except for the headpiece, I totally dig this dress. 7/10
Erin: She’s wearing a simple enough dress, and the red is pretty. But what’s with the headdress? Again, it’s the HOF, not a costume party. Save the epic head accents for October. I understand her love for headbands and such, but this just looks silly. 4/10
Melanie: It’s a little too plain and frankly, it doesn’t look flattering on Brie’s body — it makes her look pregnant. I think she should have gone with something more figure hugging. 5/10
Steven: Come on, Brie. You can do better than this. This outfit is totally uninspired and the headdress is really out of place. 3/10

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: Gail went for the red carpet look of the season according to Cosmo with the bustier style top to her dress. It looks really good on her, and for Gail this was a bit of a risk. She usually plays it safe and I appreciate the fact she went all out and tried something I never expected her to try. Is it Earth shattering? Not at all, but it’s still pretty. 7/10
Erin: This dress is almost the same idea has Melina’s, but the overhanging of lace makes it look more trashy than classy. The hair, jewelry, shoes, and cut of the dress are superb, though. I just kind of want to reach out and cut off the excess lace, or at least extend the black material underneath so it looks less like a Tim Burton creation. 6/10
Melanie: First of all, I love the shows dearly but the dress really does look like an XXL funeral veil. There’s too much lace and the fringe at the bottom just doesn’t look nice. I like the top half, I wish the bottom half was more sleeker and sexier. 4/10
Steven: Gail goes for the ballerina look like Melina, but I think she pulls it off a lot better. Maybe because it’s not so poofy? Also, Gail’s hair and earrings look great! 7/10

JILLIAN
Cryssi: Jillian was a pleasant surprise. The color was eye catching, the make of the dress was different and flattering to Jillian’s curves. Her hair was so pretty and her make-up looked great. She’s so hit or miss these days and this look is a definite hit. 7.5/10
Erin: This is a bit too night club-esque for this event, but I like the sash. The shininess and bright blue color look more fitting for an night on the town than what should be a black-tie event. Still, it’s the WWE, and nothing is ever by the book. It look nice on her, but I just think Jillian could have found a more appropriate dress. 6/10
Melanie: Erin hit the nail on the head — this is a dress you’d wear on a Saturday night when you’re going out with your girls. I appreciate that Jillian looks piercing in blue though.5/10
Steven: A little too short, but a very pretty dress nonetheless. The sash between the boobs is a little off putting however. 7/10

KATIE LEA
Cryssi: Katie was a nice surprise for me. She has an amazing body and this little mini shows it off really well. She kept it simple and despite the shoes, I like the look a lot. It could have been better, but it could have been worse. 5/10
Erin: Wow! Katie never dresses this sexy, but I can’t see why–she looks fantastic here. The dress seems super short for her, but it’s so simple that it works. The chains and red makeup help her keep close to her on-screen persona, but it doesn’t look like she’s going to the HOF in character, which is good. She has dedication to her signature style, but won’t let it tie her to wearing the same old, same old. 8/10
Melanie: Really simple… perhaps a little too much. But then again, for Katie, that may be a good thing. She looks svelte and sexy in black though. 5/10
Steven: Simple, but it looks more like something you’d see at the club. The white/blond dread thingies have to go though. 6/10

KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: My pretty Barbie girl looked soooo gorgeous at the HoF. Kelly’s dress fit her like a glove. It was simple, stunning, and very classy. She showed everyone just enough in the back to tease, and leave a lot to be desired. She shined like a beacon of light on Saturday night, and for once, it wasn’t just her smile. 9/10
Erin: Yay, she’s not wearing pink! I love the gold color, actually. It’s neutral enough so that the flower pattern doesn’t look like it’s more suited for a bedspread. The cut is simple in the front, allowing for the extreme exposure in the back. It’s a study in moderation, and I love it. Seeing Kelly look somewhat subdued is a different look, but I like it. 8/10
Melanie: Kelly Kelly looks like a gorgeous grown up woman! This dress is absolutely gorgeous and the backlessness just above the butt curve is showstopping. Okay, Kelly doesn’t have the best booty to pull it off but she still looks extremely elegant and sexy. I love her hair like this too.8/10
Steven: Kelly looks great, but I can’t say I’m blown away. The color really compliment her though. 7/10

LAYLA
Cryssi: Layla was a little plain and boring for me. The color is just okay for me, and I don’t like the way she did her hair. I’ve come to expect so much from Layla and I felt really letdown by this. She’s such a beautiful woman and she could have really stolen the show if she had picked the right dress. 5/10
Erin: I love that gorgeous blue color, and the cut of the dress is good and simple. The only part I’m not a fan of is the bangs–they’re too piecey. If they were full across her forehead, it’d look great. 6/10
Melanie: In my humble opinion, Layla is the most gorgeous girl in the WWE bar none but this look is far too safe and boring for such a beauty. The dress is blah and Layla’s hair tied up like that ages her by at least five years. 4/10
Steven: Another really plain dress for the ceremony. After last year’s over the top flop, Layla decided to tone it down but I don’t think it paid off. She does look fantastic from the neck up, however. 5/10

MARYSE
Cryssi: Jaw dropping gorgeous. Best dressed of the night. Proof that she is the sexiest of the sexy. Red carpet worthy. Maryse was amazing on HOF night. Girl crush alert. 10/10
Erin: Wow.. I guess there’s a way to tease a peep-show while keeping the look relatively classy, and Maryse has somewhat achieved that. I think if she pulled back on the sparkles a bit, it’d look even better. I’m not sure if I like the slicked back hair, but it certainly allows for the dress to steal the show. All in all, it’s a look befitting Maryse–a drop dead sexy one! 7/10
Melanie: There simply aren’t enough words to describe how much I love this dress on Maryse. This isn’t just a WWE Hall of Fame dress, this is an Oscar red carpet dress. This is a dress that should win an award itself! Maryse looks absolutely amazing and the detailing on either side of her breasts gives it a sexy edge. Maryse’s hair slicked back and the long dangly earrings are the perfect accompaniment. This is just amazing. 10/10
Steven: From the “Sexiest of the Sexy”, did you expect anything less? The cutouts around the boobs was a little risque, without looking hoochie (Hey Alicia!). Great look from Maryse. 10/10

MELINA
Cryssi: After being the standout star of last year’s HOF, Melina took a step back for me. There is nothing about this dress I like and I hate saying that because she’s my absolute favorite diva. What I did love about her look was the jeweled headband, the way her hair was fixed, and her make up was absolutely flawless especially the peachy lipstick. She’s gorgeous and we all know that, but her dress was a miss for me. 4/10
Erin: Melina loves her big skirts, and this is not different. The black color saves it from looking like ballerina garb, and the sparkly accents in the jewelery, headband, and dress straps pull it together. It’s what could be a rather simple look amped up by the details. Pretty ponytail, too. 7/10
Melanie: I do not like the big poofy skirt at all. Melina looks like she’s wearing a costume rather than an outfit. I don’t like the headband either, I think her hair looks just as pretty without it. 5/10
Steven: Did Melina escape from someone’s music box? I’ve never been a fan of the ballerina-esque dresses, so this just doesn’t hit the mark for me. 4/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: Another disappointment for me. Michelle is to beautiful to look so plain. On a positive note, those shoes are brilliant. I want them ASAP. 6/10
Erin: This is such a pretty dress, from the color to the tulip-like skirt to the jeweled, peacock-like accents on the bust. It’s different for this type of event, but unlike Jillian’s look, it still looks appropriate. It’s a gutsy, different look for Michelle and I really like it. 9/10
Melanie: This dress is beautiful — it’s understated but has an amazing edge to it that I love. The ruched layers at the bottom are what I immediately fell in love with, that detailing is just gorgeous. The detailing at the top with the peacock pattern again just look gorgeous and adds something to the dress that makes it stand out that much more. 9/10
Steven: Not a fan of this look. The front reminds me of a peacock and the layered skirt looks really strange. 4/10

MICKIE JAMES
Cryssi: When it comes to fashion, Mickie James and I don’t see eye to eye. Until now. Her Spanish style dress is a fashion risk that totally worked for her. I don’t know of another diva who could pull off such a bold look and look utterly adorable. Definitely one of my favorite looks of the night. Great job, Mickie. 9.5/10
Erin: This kind of reminds me of those waitresses in those old west saloons. It’d make for a wicked costume, but for this event it just seems a bit too much. The bright red, black lace, and statement jewelry are competing for attention, and just overwhelm Mickie. I’m not a fan of it, unless she’s set to croon an old-timey song while serving some moonshine. 4/10
Melanie: Again, this is a costume not an outfit. All the different patterns and stuff on the dress — it’s enough to give you a migraine. Mickie looks like a flapper in a 1920s burlesque club. 2/10
Steven: Looks like Mickie had a go at Rosa’s closet before the Hall of Fame ceremony. Not my cup of tea, to be honest. It looks more like a Halloween costume than a dress. 4/10

NIKKI BELLA
Cryssi: For some reason, she’s the hotter twin to me, and this dress proves why. Nikki has the sex kitten appeal that Brie lacks and she rocks this grown. I’m not crazy about the hair or earrings, but Nikki looks like she learned from last year’s big mistake as well and she looks great. 8/10
Erin: I like the color, much like Brie’s dress. I just don’t like the va-va-voom cut or the over-the-top updo. She’s obviously going for an old-Hollywood sex bomb look, but it’s not doing anything for me. It’s a bit overdone and looks more silly than sexy. 5/10
Melanie: That plunging neckline is a little too trashy for my tastes and although she’s going for a certain style, it just looks like her hair bun has fallen apart.3/10
Steven: Nikki totally shows her twin up this year. I could definitely see someone on the red carpet rocking this dress. 8/10

ROSA MENDES
Cryssi: Almost perfection. Rosa has the looks to pull off wild looks and this dress is drop dead gorgeous on her. Rosa just exudes sex appeal to me and the simple silver bangle bracelet was a great addition. This dress speaks volumes and it didn’t need any help to stand out. The print, colors, and make of the gown are unorthodox and that’s why I love this dress so so much. 9.25/10
Erin: I can’t believe I have to reference my hate for blue-hued animal print twice in one post, but here it is again! I find it funny that Rosa and Tiffany have similar, trashy-cut dresses with similar Jersey Shore-esque poofs. I think they both went for the same ill-advised style inspiration. Save it for the MTV beach house, ladies. It ain’t 2001 anymore, and this doesn’t look good, sexy, or stylish. 3/10
Melanie: Gaudy, trashy and not at all appropriate for such an event. 2/10
Steven: What is with the animal print tonight?! Surprisingly, Rosa strikes out at the Hall Of Fame. Maybe if it was in a a different color it would look a lot better. 4/10

TIFFANY
Cryssi: I think Tiffany and Rosa went shopping together. This dress is strangely right up my alley and Tiffany pulls it off really well. She didn’t look as hot as some of the other divas, but she looks nice, and far to gorgeous for the human sleeping pill, Drew McIntyre. 6.5/10
Erin: I’m not a fan of animal print on formal wear, so I think it’s safe to say that I don’t like teal zebra print on formal wear. This just looks like the stereotypical “sexy/trashy” look that people imagine female wrestlers wear when trying to be fancy. I don’t like it at all–in fact, I don’t think it’d be suitable for any time at all, aside from maybe a Whitesnake music video. It’s just too much. 2/10
Melanie: Same as Rosa.2/10
Steven: I find that the animal print and the electric blue color are a bit inappropriate for the festivities. Overall, not a good look. 3/10

VICKIE GUERRERO
Cryssi: No kind words come to mind about this outfit so… 3/10
Erin: Am I seeing this correctly? Is this a pantsuit-gown hybrid? What hath God wrought?? The red color and black accents are nice, but I’d prefer them to be on an actual dress. I guess I should just be glad “EXCUSE ME!” isn’t emblazoned on the front of it. 2/10
Melanie: I think the colour looks like and age appropriate on Vickie but the whole pants thing, I just can’t get over. 4/10
Steven: I actually love this dress. The wine red is really pretty and Vickie looks absolutely radiant. 8/10

WENDI RICHTER
Cryssi: Wendi is not someone who is pretty in the convential sense, and she wasn’t back in the day either. But she’s aged so, so well that I couldn’t help but admire her on Saturday night. Not only did she give one of the best speeches of the night, but her dress was amazing. It really worked for her and kudos to Wendi for even attempting to pull of such a look. I loved it. 7.25/10
Erin: I love emerald, but somehow this seems like a more Christmas-y dress than something suitable for March. I think it’s the rhinestones. Still, it’s a pretty dress (minus the epic gathering of fabric at the bottom) and one that’s suitable but still sexy for Wendi. 7/10
Melanie: Again, this looks age appropriate and extremely classy. Wendi just pops in this emerald green. 6/10
Steven: I’m not crazy about the color green, Wendi looks amazing in this emerald dress. The bottom is a little busy, but otherwise she looks great. 7/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Alicia Fox: 10/40
Tiffany: 13.5/40
Vickie Guerrero: 17/40
Rosa Mendes: 18.25/40
Brie Bella: 19/40
Mickie James: 19.5/40
Layla: 20/40
Melina: 20/40
Gail Kim: 24/40
Katie Lea: 24/40
Nikki Bella: 24/40
Jillian: 25.5/40
Wendi Richter: 27.25
Michelle McCool: 28/40
Kelly Kelly: 32/40
Beth Phoenix: 37/40
Maryse: 37/40

LOSER: ALICIA FOX. Alicia Fox gambled and if this were a real bet, she’d have lost her life savings..

WINNER: BETH PHOENIX & MARYSE. The belles of the ball are the Glamazon and the Sexiest of the Sexy! What apt monikers.

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: Hmm, I’m torn on this. It’s one of those outfits that I can’t decide if I like or not. I think that on someone else, this might be an epic fail. But Alicia is so naturally gorgeous that she pulls off the top better than almost anyone could. It’s actually a simple look, but that’s never a bad thing I suppose. Love her hair this week as well. 6.5/10
Melanie: I really, really love this top on Alicia. It’s a little complicated looking but Alicia is slender and model-esque enough to pull it off. I love the colours and the detailing. The neckline just avoids being trashy. My only gripe would be Alicia’s hair, the braids don’t look great. 8/10
Steven: Not usually a fan of the big, billowy top, but manages to make it work. I love the color as well. Also, props to Alicia for getting a half decent weave, but the braids across the forehead have got to go. 7/10

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: Eve can rock silver and it’s not really a color for everyone. I don’t like this one as much as some of her other outfits, but it isn’t bad. The black detailing is what’s throwing me off, but what else can really go with silver? Don’t really like her boots either with this outfit. Of course, if not for the black accents she’d probably end up looking like the Silver Surfer so I’ll just stop and give a rating. 5/10
Melanie: I don’t know what it is but something about this particular ring attire captivates me. The silver looks amazing on Eve. 7/10
Steven: Eve’s ring gear has always been rather hit or miss for me, but I’m absolutely loving this one. I’m particularly partial to powder blue, so that’s definitely one of my favorite things about this outfit. My only complaint is the silver shorts. This look could have been so much better if the shorts matched the top. 8/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: I love this. It’s cute, young, and fun. Kelly looks very age appropriate in short, denim shorts and a simple black tank. The belt really jazzes up the outfit and her hair is so pretty. I find myself rarely disagreeing with Kelly’s fashion choices because out of all the divas, she has one of my favorite styles. Kelly gets it right with her simple outfit, and it fits for the time of the year especially since Raw was in Cali this week and it’s warm there right now. 9/10
Melanie: This was a cute, youthful look from Kelly. I particularly like the hair. It’s nothing too earth-shattering however. 6/10
Steven: Looks like K2 got some inspiration from Lay-Cool’s fashion faux pas last week, but I have to say it’s executed way better. The daisy dukes may be a little too short (This is PG TV after all), but otherwise a good look. 6.5/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: I’ve yet to see a color that doesn’t suit Michelle and purple is no exception. It’s not my favorite Michelle outfit but it’s right up there. She rarely does wrong when it comes to fashion in my opinion and whenever she pulls her hair back like that, it just makes her even more gorgeous. Good job, Michelle! 8/10
Melanie: Michelle just pops in purple and I have always loved when she wore in the past so I’m glad she’s now wearing a purple version of this attire. Her hair also looks super cute tied like that.. 7/10
Steven: I don’t know what Michelle was going for with that vest, but I don’t like it at all. It clashes horribly with her purple gear. Maybe if she had worn it with her black gear, it would have looked better. 3/10

MICKIE JAMES
Cryssi: This look for Mickie didn’t work for me. I don’t think the top flattered her at all. I didn’t like her hair or make-up, but the jewelry, jeans, and what I can see of the shoes look pretty good. Mickie is usually hit or miss, and for me this was a miss. The top just isn’t my cup of tea. 5/10
Melanie: This is a cute look from Mickie. The jeans look great and her hair looks nice, however, I’m not completely loving the top. It just looks blah and the colour doesn’t help. Not a huge fan of the long, dangly earrings here either.5/10
Steven: Thank God! Mickie has dropped the cowgirl themed tops and opted for something a bit more practical. This is actually the best I’ve seen Mickie look in a long time. The jeans and white top look is simple but the gold embroidery and matching accessories really make it pop. Absolutely stunning. 10/10

SAVANNAH
Cryssi: Is there anyone more adorable than Savannah right now? Every single week she makes great choices and she’s just drop dead gorgeous. I love everything about Savannah and that includes her fashion choice of the week. She wears a great little black dress with just enough design on it to make it stand out and not be boring. Her jewelry is simple, but it works with this simple look. I admire someone who can look so effortless. 9/10
Melanie: Very cute. Savannah always dresses well for her body and knows what colours work for her. The earrings look beautiful. 8/10
Steven: Savannah has been quite the roll in the fashion department, but I don’t know how to feel about this look. I can’t quite tell if it’s a top with a really short skirt or just a really long top. She doesn’t look horrible but she definitely isn’t up to her usual standard.. 6/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Michelle McCool: 18/30
Eve Torres: 20/30
Mickie James: 20/30
Kelly: 21.5/30
Savannah: 23/30
Alicia Fox: 24.5/30

LOSER: MICHELLE MCCOOL. The Women’s Champion is bottom of the pile though it’s fair to say all the looks were great this week but someone had to lose.

WINNER: ALICIA FOX. Alicia’s gamble paid off with this sassy top

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: I did not like this look for Eve. She’s way more stylish than she showed on Monday and it was a huge, huge disappointment for me. The boots are terrible, the top doesn’t work for me, but I like the jeans and her hair so that keeps it from being a huge flop. Baby blue is not her color. 4/10
Erin: A top like that would look skanky in regular life (the cutout over the boobs and being tied up in the back), but in this context it doesn’t look so bad. Paired with the jeans and boots, it looks cute. I rarely like what the Divas wear as street wear (they tend to go heavy on the “street walker” look), so this is hardly a bad outfit, all things considered. 8/10
Melanie: The top is rather cheap looking with the cut-out around the breasts, if you ask me. The colour doesn’t suit Eve either and the top is somewhat unflattering on her, making Eve look stockier than she is. Darker colours, next time Eve. The bottom half looks great though. 5/10
Steven: I really like this look for Eve. The light blue works with her skin tone and it doesn’t look like she just came from the club. 8/10

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: I admire anyone who can get away with the hoochie mama shorts and not look trashy. Gail is far from trashy here and I like the fact she took a risk with the boots. This look is nothing special, however, but at least the little pink tank adds some flair. 6/10
Erin: Only Gail could get away with wearing underwear as shorts. Well, actually, she doesn’t get away with it either. Those booty shorts, paired with a pink tank top and cowboy boots, creates a look that just clashes with itself. None of the pieces seem to be working towards the same look, and it just makes for a mismatched ensemble. 4/10
Melanie: Honestly, is Gail trying to conform to the ‘Diva look’ with the booty shorts? It seems so uncharacteristic for her, is she trying to prove a point that she’s ‘hot’? It was unnecessary. Gail has a banging body, she doesn’t need her ass to be hanging out to prove that. The top half looks amazing though, Gail looks so striking in hot pink. I know it’s a cliched colour for girls like Kelly Kelly or Paris Hilton, but Gail makes it look more sexy and less ‘girly’ if you know what I mean. 5/10
Steven: I feel like there’s something missing from this outfit. It looks like something you wear to the gym, not something you’d wear to the ring. The cowboy boots look extremely out of place as well. 4/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

LAYLA & MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: I said it on Monday night and I’ll say it again: Michelle McCool makes me wanna starve myself, grow about 8 inches, and bleach my hair blonde because she is so freakin’ fit it makes me sick. She can pull of absolutely anything and it looks good because her body is smokin’ hot and Layla is no slouch herself. I hate these girls. 8/10
Erin: I made my feelings clear on these looks on Twitter during the show, making a reference to Jessica Simpson on “The Dukes of Hazard”. They seriously look like her stand-ins, wearing the tan vest, denim shorts, and tan boots. It wasn’t a good look back in 2005, and it certainly isn’t a good look now, especially multiplied times 2. And if that wasn’t enough, the embroidery on the back makes it even worse. 3/10
Melanie: Wrong, wrong, wrong! Layla used to be so fashionable and Michelle has really upped her game in the past year — so what happened here? I wouldn’t understand how just one of them could wear that and think they look like hot stuff let alone both of them matching, looking at each other and thinking they look like hot stuff. Surely one of them should’ve pulled back and realised they look like Daisy Duke on the farm? 1/10
Steven: I don’t know what made Michelle and Layla think that this was a decent wardrobe choice, but I’m guessing they were under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen. They look like they got lost on the way to the rodeo. Better luck next time girls… 2/10

ROSA MENDES
Cryssi: Definitely not my favorite Rosa look but it’s not the worst. The top is awkward and it’s just a weird outfit. She looks so pretty too which is a shame. Rosa should definitely wear her hair like this more often! And go back to the sparkly shorts and baggy tops like she wore a couple of months ago on ECW. That outfit was gorgeous. 5/10
Erin: This is nothing different than what she’s worn recently, having developed a taste for black leather. It doesn’t look bad; it’s just a little dull. The poof is too Jersey Shore-esque, though. 6/10
Melanie: It’s nothing out of the ordinary for Rosa. She knows leather is her thing and it works for her. The hair looked pretty slick too, I like it straight. 6/10
Steven: I like that Rosa has let go of the ruffles and moved on to leather. A bit too costume-y for my taste, but it definitely looked good on her. 8/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Layla & Michelle McCool: 14/40
Gail Kim: 19/40
Eve Torres: 25/40
Rosa Mendes: 25/40

LOSER: LAYLA & MICHELLE MCCOOL. Simply Flawless were simply flawed this week.

WINNER: EVE & ROSA. It’s a tie between the latinas in a rather underwhelming week.

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1′, ‘#2′ and so forth.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

THE BELLA TWINS
Cryssi: I don’t even know what this outfit is. I guess it’s some magician’s assistant type of thing. Either way, it’s ugly. Good thing the Bellas have their fit bodies and good looks, because that’s the only thing that helps this thing. 2/10
Erin: Those dresses kind of look like re-purposed garbage bags. Not cute, to say the least. Not liking the pink on them, either. Maybe they should have stolen Scarlett Johansson’s wardrobe from “The Prestige” if they wanted to rock the sexy magician’s assistant look. 3/10
Melanie: I guess it was obvious they’d be dressed as magician’s assistants but lulz, they could have done a better job. This looks like the Pleasure Chest version of a magician’s outfit if you catch my drift. 2/10
Steven: Looks like someone took a pair of scissors to Trish Stratus’ old black and pink gear. Definitely not the most practical outfit, but I think it serves it’s purpose here with the magic theme and all. 6/10

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: This is gorgeous and I absolutely love it. With Eve’s complexion, the shimmering green material absolutely pops. She looked beautiful on Raw this week. 9/10
Erin: I like the turquoise color, but not her tights’ design scheme. I just don’t like the design of them in general. As pretty as the color is, I’m just not feeling it as a whole. It doesn’t really look like “wrestling attire”, if you get what I mean. It sort of looks like a tank top and shorts modified to work in the ring, and I guess that’s probably the point. It looks awkward to wrestle in. 5/10
Melanie: I love the green and the detailing that’s gone into the top and shorts to make it a seemless outfit but at the same time, it has a Ninja Turtle feel to it lol. It’s certainly eye catching and for that reason, thumbs up. 7/10
Steven: Honestly, I wasn’t a fan of this gear when I saw it this Monday, but it’s been growing on me ever since. Green is still not my favorite color, but Eve is working it out here. 7/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

KATIE LEA
Cryssi: Katie has definitely had better outfits. The top of this one is very funky, but I like the pants a lot. She looks great in purple so she gets an extra point from me for that. I wish she’d ditch the white extension things in her hair though. 6/10
Erin: The layering on the top looks a little peculiar, and I’m not sure suede boots are the best ones to wrestle in. Still, it fits her gothic persona without looking too out of place or goofy. It’s not all that bad, but not all that great either. 6/10
Melanie: Pretty much all that we’ve come to expect from Katie. I like the purple. 5/10
Steven: l’ve always been a fan of Katie Lea’s eccentric sense of style. That said, her gear this week was a bit bland. Love the color on her however. 5/10

MARYSE
Cryssi: When it comes to fashion, Maryse doesn’t do a whole lot that’s wrong. Black seems to be one of her trademark colors and she always looks flawless. There’s nothing special about this attire, but with Maryse it doesn’t have to be special. She could make a potato sack look amazing. 8.5/10
Erin: This is about as plain as her ring attire gets. I like the simple black look, even if it kinda looks like she got attacked with a bedazzler. This is probably my favorite of her tight variations–it looks sexy, but not over the top, and I think that fits her persona the best. 8/10
Melanie: Ever since she started using material around her cleavage upon her return last November, her tops have looked pretty classy. It’s cute. 7/10
Steven: Nothing new with Maryse this week. She looks great as always, but I prefer most colorful outfits. Maybe if she’d added some colorful or metallic accents, this outfit could been more memorable. 6/10

SAVANNAH
Cryssi: I like this little dress. The color really greats on Savannah and shiney things always have appeal to me. It fits her beautifully and highlights what it needs to highlight without making her look slutty or trashy. It’s classical great. 8/10
Erin: Simple as can be, but brought to another level with a pretty bronze color. I love it. It’s tight and low cut, so it meets the “sexy” requirement, but still leaves enough to the imagination. It kind of reminds me of Lillian’s old sparkly ensembles, which isn’t a bad example to follow. 9/10
Melanie: Love it! Savannah looks glowing quite literally. The dress has some oomph to it and she needs little accessorizing. Great job. 8/10
Steven: I actually love this outfit! The color is great, the dress is sexy without being hoochie. I honestly don’t have anything bad to say. 10/10

TIFFANY #1
Cryssi: Tiffany is very pretty in purple and this simple little garment works for her. The look is plain but she jazzes it up with some blinging earring which keeps the whole look for being boring. Not groundbreaking, but Tiffany isn’t a flashy person. I like it. 6.75/10
Erin: Simple, and pretty ordinary. I like that the neckline doesn’t show us all she’s packing. The purple is alright, but not something I’d put all over a solid color dress. Maybe if it were in a deeper shade of purple, I’d like it better. 6/10
Melanie: I like the shade of purple and I think it fits nicely but it just lacks the spark that Savannah’s dress has. Also, the dangling earrings don’t look great. 6/10
Steven: Very simple look for Tiffany, borderline boring even. Maybe some more accessories, a necklace maybe, could’ve livened this up a bit. 5/10

TIFFANY #2
Cryssi: Tiffany isn’t the first diva to wrestle in a small skirt and she won’t be the last. I don’t have a problem with her wearing a skirt to wrestle in. I dislike the boots because I’ve never been a fan of white footwear and I hate the top. This outfit doesn’t work for me, but at least she’s wearing something to make herself stand out. 3/10
Erin: This looks like a rejected Dallas Cowboys cheerleader costume; the matching skirt and boots are probably to blame for that. At first glance it looked ultra trashy, but the more I look at it the cuter it gets. I mean, it fits for an unexperienced wrestler to wear it to the ring. She’s not supposed to be taken seriously in the ring yet, and this fits her persona at this stage. I was never a fan of girls wrestling in skirts, and I’m still not. But like I said, she’s not supposed to be taken seriously just yet. 6/10
Melanie: One of my biggest pet peeves is wrestling in skirts so imagine my horror when I saw Tiffany. I had really hoped that phase in wrestling was over. Tiffany’s skirt can hardly be called a skirt, it was barely there — at least Christy Hemme has the decency of using some more material. If Tiffany wants to be taken seriously, she needs to switch to some decent ring attire. 2/10
Steven: This outfit is screaming ‘Football Team Cheerleader’ to me, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I think the look goes well with her bubbly personality. It could use a few personal touches to make it more original, but not a bad look all in all. 7/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

The Bella Twins: 14/40
Tiffany #2: 18/40
Katie Lea: 22/40
Tiffany #1: 23.75/40
Eve Torres: 28/40
Maryse: 29.5/40
Savannah: 35/40

LOSER: THE BELLA TWINS. Abracadabra your outfits out of our memories please.

WINNER: SAVANNAH. NXT’s ring announcer was the golden one this week. Congrats!

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Erin: Is this a top and a skirt or a dress? Either way I’m not too keen on it. The pattern could be cute on another clothing item, but here it looks a bit too “Malibu Barbie” for me. 4/10
Melanie: It’s er, unique? I know Alicia has her own quirky style and all, that’s cool but I just can’t… 3/10

THE BELLA TWINS
Erin: It’s not the smartest thing in the world to wear such short, tight dresses for an Evening Gown match, but the dresses themselves aren’t bad at all. I prefer the one with less lace, though. 7/10
Melanie: I like these outfits. I don’t think we can ever expect anything mind blowing from the Bellas, but this is a step in the right direction. 6/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

BETH PHOENIX #1
Erin: The halter straps accentuate her muscular shoulders a bit too much, so it makes the gown look a bit awkward on her. I like that she went with simple black, though, and didn’t go as outlandish as some of the other Divas did. 6/10
Melanie: Very predictable. 5/10

BETH PHOENIX #2
Erin: Simple, but effective in making her look like a stone cold badass. Leather can go wrong very easily, but I think Beth wears it well in this simple manner. 8/10
Melanie: A vest jacket thing isn’t a top. 3/10

EVE TORRES
Erin: The print’s not bad, but the band of blue around her waist makes it look like an over-the-top gown that would come in the box with a Barbie doll. Take out the sparkly blueness and it would look sooo much better. 5/10
Melanie: I like this. I think it’s cute, flirty and summery. I agree though, the blue waist band isn’t working for me. It’d be better without. 7/10

GAIL KIM
Erin: Gail stands out against the sea of dark, long dresses with her white minidress. The drapyness keeps it from looking too tight and hoochie, and I really like it overall. I really think the whole look would improve if her hair was down, though. 8/10
Melanie: Gorgeous! Wow, Gail looks totally angelic. The dress is short and tight-fitting without being hoochie. Her hair is gorgeous. The draped scarf thing makes it very elegant and ethereal also. 10/10

JILLIAN
Erin: It’s kind of like there’s neon arrows pointing at her boobs, with the crossed straps and gold sequiened bands surrounding them. It’s not very subtle, but not all that trashy either now that I think about it. With the WWE, I think we’ve seen much, much worse. Jillian works it, too. 8/10
Melanie: Ironically for WWE, I think there’s far too much cleavage going on here. The dress seems designed to show off cleavage and while that’s okay, this is does it in an overt, hoochie way. 2/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: I appreciate that it’s not pink! The blue is a gorgeous color, but I think I’d like it better without the massive sparkliness. 6/10
Melanie: Barbie goes to prom? 5/10

LAYLA #1
Erin: The cutouts are too overzealous for me. It’s just trashy-looking. Add to that the fact that they’re accented with sequins and we’re looking at a perfectly trashy Prom dress. 3/10
Melanie: This is seriously hoochie. 2/10

LAYLA #2
Erin: This is nothing terrible nor fantastic, but the print on the tank top looks like a close cousin to Ed Hardy–and that’s not a good thing. It just feels like something that’d be more at home in 2005 than 2010. 6/10
Melanie: Cute, simple. Nice colour co-ordination. 6/10

MARYSE
Erin: I like that she’s implementing her ring style into this look, but this is a whole lot of red. It’s a bit too va-va-vhoom for me. 6/10
Melanie: This reminds me of the Bellas’ usual outfits where they’re wearing far too much of one colour. The outfit itself is a tad boring for Maryse. 4/10

MELINA
Erin: Not liking the intermixing of leopard print and random patches of color. It kind of looks like a flashy old lady’s idea of drapery. Definitely not my idea of a classy evening gown. 5/10
Melanie: This has a similar idea to it as Eve’s but I think it’s far too dark, the tye-dye job doesn’t look great. I don’t like it. 3/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL #1
Erin: It looks like Macy’s went overboard wrapping Michelle this year. 5/10
Melanie: I’ve raved over this look. It turns heads and only a girl like Michelle can pull this off. Fierce & fabulous. 10/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL #2
Erin: It’s tough to go wrong with a wifebeater and jeans, and Michelle looks as cool as a cucumber in them, especially with the light wash of the jeans. 8/10
Melanie: Like Layla’s backstage look, simple and understated. I like the necklace. 7/10

MICKIE JAMES #1
Erin: Another Diva overdoses on sparkles. The gray color is pretty, but I feel like the sparkles should be used sparingly rather than coat the Diva like she’s a Christmas tree ornament. Maybe if the dress were a bit looser, its texture wouldn’t look as overbearing. 6/10
Melanie: It’s decent but I don’t know if it’s very flattering. 5/10

MICKIE JAMES #2
Erin: Okay.. I know I wanted Mickie’s previous dress to be looser, but this one is a bit too shapeless. There’s just not much to look at, aside from the accidental-looking holes in the sleeves. 6/10
Melanie: Again, unflattering. 4/10

NATALYA
Erin: Not much to say about a black minidress. Natalya wears it well, though. 7/10
Melanie: Standard mini black dress. It’s okay, nothing spectacular. 5/10

ROSA MENDES #1
Erin: The stuff hanging from her bodice is a bit random. Other than that it’s a rather ordinary black dress. 6/10
Melanie: For some reasont his doesn’t look right to me. A) The dress is far too boring for Rosa. B) The dress is wearing her and not the other way around. 4/10

ROSA MENDES #2
Erin: I want to burn those earrings.–they just annoy me for some reason. Those, paried with the shiny, tight blue dress, bright red lipstick, and over-done hair, make Rosa look like she’s working the streets post-show. :X 4/10
Melanie: Yeah, this is sending out the wrong kind of message… 3/10

TIFFANY
Erin: I feel like the dress would look a lot better if it were less shiny. As is it looks a lot cheaper than it probably is. 6/10
Melanie: I love the deep red but I can’t help but feel it looks like a knock-off version of something an A-List celebrity would wear at the Oscars. 6/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Layla #1: 5/20
Alicia Fox: 7/20
Rosa Mendes #2: 7/20
Melina: 8/20
Jillian: 10/20
Maryse: 10/20
Mickie James #2: 10/20
Rosa Mendes #2: 7/20
Beth Phoenix #1: 11/20
Beth Phoenix #2: 11/20
Kelly Kelly: 11/20
Mickie James #1: 11/20
Layla #2: 12/20
Tiffany: 12/20
The Bella Twins: 13/20
Eve Torres: 13/20
Natalya: 13/20
Michelle McCool #1: 15/20
Michelle McCool #2: 15/20
Gail Kim: 18/20

LOSER: LAYLA. Once considered most stylish, what happened?

WINNER: GAIL KIM. Gail looked a million bucks in her angellic white dress.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to a special edition of the Diva Dirt Style Jury dedicated to the Diva of the Year, Maria! Ms Kanellis has been on TV so much this week, in so many different looks, that we have opted to make her the first Diva to receive her own Style Jury special! Just like the normal edition, we’ll mark each look with a score out of ten — the score with the highest average score will win the title of Maria’s best look for the week. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Erin: The dress, with its sparkles and bright colors is perfectly Maria, but it kind of looks like a modified Wonder Woman get-up or a cheesy Spartan woman costume. Tone down the gold and it would look a lot better. The giant golden butterfly the landed on the side of her head needs to go, too. 6/10
Melanie: I like the colour of the dress and the gold fits well, but I think there’s far too much of it. I think simpler use of the gold would work better, it looks as though the designer [maybe Maria herself?] has gone for too much detailing with the gold. It’d be nice if it just accentuated the ‘v-shape’ going down her cleavage. 6/10

ECW
Erin: Really, really cute. I love the shape of the dress, and the all-over sparklyness looks great and less over-the-top in a simple silver color. It packs Maria’s flashy style in a more down-to-Earth package. 9/10
Melanie: Love it! Simple, cute, fun and flirty. Maria looks gorgeous when she goes for the understated look and this is just perfect. 10/10

Read on for more outfits and to see which has been branded our winner.

ATTACK OF THE SHOW
Erin: For once, the glove doesn’t stick out like a sore thumb! The vest and jeans work good together, with the simple black and blue coloring allowing her to pile on the necklaces and still look pulled-together. I’m not 100% feeling the vest, though. 7/10
Melanie: Far too much going on here with the chains, the glove and even the jacket doesn’t suit. The top and jeans would have sufficed. 5/10

FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN #1
Erin: Again with the sparkles! I like the combo of sparkly top, jeans, and slightly-sparkly jacket. It pulls together nicely but still catches your eye. 8/10
Melanie: I like this almost as much as the ECW outfit. The glove does ruin it though. I think Maria would look effortlessly beautiful if she was a ‘jeans and a top’ kinda girl. The cardigan is absolutely gorgeous, it’s got a loose shape to it without being too uncomplimentary, in fact I want to know where she got it! 9/10

FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN #2
Erin: This ring gear is pretty generic for Maria–I’m used to her standing out in the ring. I absolutely hated the green leopard print monstrosity, but this is winding it down just a little too much. The jacket looks cute, though. 6/10
Melanie: Compared to her usual ring attire, I much prefer this. It has a whole understated feel to it as though Maria hasn’t tried too hard and it all comes together well. The jacket is cute, the bottom half is cute. I’m not a fan of the skull or whatever on the top, but it’s better than the norm. 6/10

So, how did the looks score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see which we’ve deemed the winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Attack of the Show: 12/20
Monday Night Raw: 12/20
Friday Night SmackDown #2: 12/20
Friday Night SmackDown #1: 17/20
ECW: 19/20

WINNER: ECW. Maria’s Diva of the Year win made an impression as she looked golden on the Abraham Washington Show.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

JILLIAN
Erin: Jillian’s ring outfits are usually pretty dull, but this one is a bit interesting with that color and pattern. It’s still not much, though. 6/10
Melanie: I actually really like this. It’s cute without being boring as with her past outfits. 6/10
Steven: I like the color on her, but would love to see her do something more with her wardrobe. The black pants/colored top combo is getting kinda old. 6/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: Too “Flashdance” for my taste. I don’t know.. The naked shoulder just looks a little try-hard. It’s not awful, though. 6/10
Melanie: Don’t like it. The top just isn’t flattering on her and I’d prefer pants. 3/10
Steven: Like we said on the Post-Raw Show, Kelly’s outfit this week was… strange. Looks like she grabbed the nearest black bedsheet and fashioned it into an outfit. 4/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

KRISTAL LASHLEY
Erin: Not very adventurous or remarkable. Wrestling in that clunky necklace would bug the shit out of me. 5/10
Melanie: It’s decent and looks sexy but it doesn’t look practical. 5/10
Steven: Kristal is sporting the standard “I’m-not-a-wrestler-but-they-put-me-a-match-anyway” gear, but she’s looking pretty hot. Add some sexy pump and it could double as a club outfit. 8/10

MARIA
Erin: Maria found a way to outdo herself in the “outrageous outfits” department–GREEN CHEETAH PRINT. It looks like a Christmas-themed outfit gone terribly, horribly wrong. That, or a cheetah slipped into a vat or radiative fluid. I just can’t make heads or tails of it, to be honest. 2/10
Melanie: This is probably Maria’s worst look yet. The colours don’t match at all, nothing about this gives me a Christmas vibe and the boot covers are f–king hideous. 1/10
Steven: What the hell, Maria?! Really?! Ms. Kanellis has had her share of fashion faux pas, but this takes the cake. I’m convinced she’s not even trying anymore. 1/10

MARYSE
Erin: I like the brown-ish color, but the tye-dye-ish pattern looks a bit strange covering the entire outfit–top, bottom, book covers–and ends up being too much. Maybe if the boot covers were just plain black, it would tone down the look a bit. 5/10
Melanie: I’m liking this a lot. The colour is very understated for Maryse but she pulls it off so well. It has that sort of sheep-skin, Pocahontas feel to it. It looks really sexy. 7/10
Steven: There’s something intriguing about Maryse’s new gear. The color is little strange, but it works for some reason. 7/10

MELINA
Erin: I can’t decide whether those were tights or actual pants. Either way, they look like a cat used them as a scratching post–ick. The gray, burgundy, and black colors should go well together, but the individual items clash so badly that the colors don’t matter. A simple pair of jeans would’ve worked wonders here. 4/10
Melanie: The bottom half ruins an otherwise decent look. Her hair looks great and the top works. 5/10
Steven: Love the top, but the bottom half is killing. Looks like she got in a fight with a tiger or a really angry housecat. Note to Melina: Wear jeans next time. 6/10

TARA
Erin: I guess for the theme of the match this look was appropriate, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s ill-fitting and unflattering. One can look like a badass without looking like you stole your clothes from a dude backstage. 5/10
Melanie: I think Tara worked it out on Impact, her biker chick look was ‘bad ass’ but at the same time fitted enough to seem ‘sexy’. 6/10
Steven: Nothing special here. Basic street fight gear: Jeans, cutoff T-shirt etc. The beer is a nice touch, though. 6/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Maria: 4/30
Kelly Kelly: 13/30
Melina: 15/30
Jillian: 18/30
Kristal: 18/30
Tara: 17/30
Maryse: 19/30

LOSER: MARIA. Maria’s new ring attire is a head scratcher.

WINNER: MARYSE. Meanwhile, Maryse’s new attire is a step up.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

BETH PHOENIX
Erin: The phoenix on the tights kind of looks like a slapped-on decal. The whole thing is rather dull–I really prefer Beth’s more colorful outfits. 5/10
Melanie: I’m not a huge fan of her brightly coloured Glamasuits [the red, blue and green ones] but I much prefer them to this. They have more spark and personality. 4/10
Steven: Nice to see The Glamazon getting back to some normal ring gear. Those shiny numbers were kicking my ass. Nothing different from the norm here, but Beth looks great nonetheless. 7/10

EVE TORRES
Erin: The silver and black aren’t anything special, but I still like the shorts Eve wrestles in. Maybe if there were more color in it, it’d look more interesting. 6/10
Melanie: I really dislike Eve’s ring gear; the shorts could be cute but the tops are just awful. 5/10
Steven: Same gear, different color. This silver one is a tad bland though. I definitely prefer her other metallic corsets over this one. 6/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

JILLIAN
Erin: Jillian’s ring gear is usually the most boring of all the Divas’ looks, but this color is definitely unique. I like that shade of powder blue, but it’s a bit overwhelming without another color to break it up a bit. 6/10
Melanie: Bland. 4/10
Steven: I don’t know why, but blondes in powder blue really do it for me. The design is nothing special, but the color makes it. 7/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: I don’t like this ring gear concept at all. The shorts are okay, but the top is a little too “look at my boobs!”. I’m not feeling the gold color either. 5/10
Melanie: Horrible colour and the top is just horrible also. 4/10
Steven: Not a fan of the greenish-yellowish color. Or the sequined bra… 5/10

LAYLA
Erin: The straps manage to look even more bondage-y in white compared to black. The white and purple don’t go together well at all, and having the details be white just make the whole outfit look kind of garish. It’s not very flattering to the figure, either. 4/10
Melanie: Not a huge fan of this colour but it compliments Layla, kinda. 6/10
Steven: I’m still on the fence regarding the design of Layla’s new gear, but I really like the color on this one. 5/10

MARYSE
Erin: I think Maryse forgot to put on pants. Eh, maybe they just didn’t fit under the Gobbledy Gooker costume. The shoes are nice, but I reaaalllly would’ve liked to see some pants. The shiny sequin stripes aren’t that great, either. It looks like a trashy party dress shortened into a tank top. 5/10
Melanie: Maryse looked fierce! The top was gorgeous, the sandals were epic and amazing — downside was the shorts, they could have been a tad longer. They were practically underwear! Good thing her legs look amazing. 8/10
Steven: If Maryse is trying to pass that as a dress, she failed miserably. However, those sexy ass shoes distract from the fact that her cheeks are hanging out. 7/10

MELINA
Erin: I can’t help but get kind of a Power Ranger vibe with the hexagon on her top. I don’t really like all the random shapes going on here. I do like the shade of blue, but I just can’t get past the fact that she looks like she’s channelling Tony Stark and his arc reactor here. 6/10
Melanie: I think this could have been cute if we had more of a mix of silver and that shade of blue. There’s far too much blue & makes it Power Ranger-y. 6/10
Steven: I’m partial to all shades of blue, so I particularly like this gear. The brightness is a little much, but it still looks great. 8/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: Well.. That’s a unique neckline for ring gear. It actually looks like evening wear modified to wear in the ring. I’m kind of torn as to whether I like it or not. Maybe if the neck piece didn’t look tacked-on (it’s too sheer compared to the rest of the piece), it’d look a bit more like wrestling gear. I like the concept, though. 7/10
Melanie: Don’t like the halterneck at all, but beyond that it’s a very safe outfit. 5/10
Steven: I really hope this outfit isn’t a sign of things to come, because that boob tube/turtleneck top is not working. At all. 4/10

MICKIE JAMES
Erin: Is that a furry leopard print jacket, and I’m not watching one of those trashy VH1 shows? Eek.. 4/10
Melanie: Mickie usually dresses ‘out there’, she dresses to the beat of her own drum I guess, but I’m not a fan of this. The jacket looks gaudy. Come on Mickie, show some glamour! 4/10
Steven: Not a fan of leopard print, but Mickie is looking hot. Her accessories are usually a bit much, but this week they were the perfect compliment. 9/10

ROSA MENDES
Erin: Everyone and their mother has worn one of those bandage dresses, and most of them have looked better than this. The harsh orange color just doesn’t look good in this style, and those cowboy boots come out of nowhere. It just does not go well together at all. Now that I think about it, I don’t think those boots would go well with anything. 3/10
Melanie: Don’t like the colour, hate the boots but I love the shape of the dress on Rosa. 6/10
Steven: This outfit would have been a 9 or 10 had it not been for those ugly ass cowboy boots. The dress is damn near perfect, but those boots have got to go. This was the perfect opportunity to bust out some sexy stilettos and Rosa missed it… 8/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Kelly Kelly: 14/30
Layla: 15/30
Beth Phoenix: 16/20
Michelle McCool: 16/30
Eve Torres: 17/30
Jillian: 17/30
Mickie James: 17/30
Rosa Mendes: 17/30
Maryse: 20/30
Melina: 20/30

LOSER: KELLY KELLY. Last week’s winner is this week’s loser.

WINNER: MARYSE AND MELINA. The Raw rivals tie this week.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Erin: I usually like it when Divas go with unique colors for their ring gear, but I just can’t like this pukey shade of green. Not to mention the outfit itself kind of looks like a weapon, what with all the pointy-ness sprouting from it. 4/10
Melanie: As I wrote somewhere, she looks like she could double as a bike light. Seriously, it’s like she stuck deflector stickers over a set of pants/bra. 3/10
Steven: I hated this gear when she only had the top, and I hate it even more now that she has the bottoms to match. I would suggest setting it on fire, but all those burning sequins could be dangerous… 2/10

BETH PHOENIX
Erin: I hate those types of tops–the tight, uncomfortable blouses that never look right on anyone. This one looks especially awkward on Beth’s build: the sleeves cut into her arms, the blouse itself is too short, and the jeans do nothing to compliment it. 4/10
Melanie: Predictable for Beth. Not an exciting look but not a bad one either. Just blah. 5/10
Steven: Go ‘head, Ms. Glamazon! Loving this look on Beth. After her ‘look-at-my-bra’ debacle, I was starting to lose faith in her. 8/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

EVE TORRES
Erin: Oh my God, are those jeans from the 80s? They look like something Steven Tyler wore on stage back in the day. The top and boots are cute, but the jeans are a big fail. It looks like someone went to town on them with a black ballpoint pen. 5/10
Melanie: Totally disagree with Erin here, the jeans look great for a television outfit. Now if we could get Eve in some different looking tops, always with the tanks. 7/10
Steven: The top is nothing special, but those jeans are awesome. 7/10

GAIL KIM
Erin: She kind of looks like a cowboy with the tan vest. The rest of it kind of goes against that, but it doesn’t make it any better. It’s a very “blah” look. Maybe if she was wearing a pair of cowboy chaps it’d at least be more interesting. Hideous, but interesting. 5/10
Melanie: Love it! Fierce, fabulous etc. etc. 9/10
Steven: Not a fan of the furry vest. Reminds me of some sort of animal. A llama maybe? Other than that, a great outfit. 7/10

JILLIAN
Erin: She’s playing it safe with a modified “Divas” logo t-shirt. It matches the Divas Championship belt, which I hate, so I can’t say I like the shirt very much. That’s pretty much it for the outfit, so I’ll just judge the whole thing based on the fugly pink butterfly logo. Sorry, Jillian! 5/10
Melanie: Jeans, check. But no strapless top this time which we should be grateful for. Still blah. 5/10
Steven: Looks like Jillian took a page out of DX’s playbook and opted for a shameless WWEshop.com plug. All things considered, she looks good. I just wish she wasn’t acting as a walking billboard. 6/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: The tied-up button down shirt is cute, and paired with the black boots and dark jeans make for a pretty toned-down but sexy look. The “tied up” shirt may be a bit cheesy, but she wears it well. 8/10
Melanie: Very, very cute. The shirt tied up could look skanky but I don’t know why, but it looks polished and less trashy than it should. 8/10
Steven: I really wish K2 would bring some of this style to her ring gear, because she is looking awesome. 9/10

LAYLA #1
Erin: This is a fairly simple top/jeans combo. I like the color of the top, but there’s not much else to it. I guess I should just be happy she’s kept it simple when others tend to go all “hussy” for the Lumberjill gig. 7/10
Melanie: Layla went the Jillian route this week, but I think she pulled off the jeans and a t-shirt look much better. 6/10
Steven: Rather boring when compared to the other Divas, but decent nonetheless. What happened to the uber-stylish Layla of days past? 6/10

LAYLA #2
Erin: And what do we have here? It looks like Layla forgot her tights at home, so someone stopped by the local “adult” store and picked up a S&M outfit for her to wrestle in. I much prefer the simpler version of this, without the added details and such. The red and silver could be done so much better too without making it look like a veiny mess. Yuck, now I’ve grossed myself out. 4/10
Melanie: Hate it. Her other attires are much better. Too much detail, ugly colours that don’t mesh etc. 3/10
Steven: And wearing a piece from the Maria Kanellis Collection: Layla El. Not a fan zebra print, but Layla makes it work. 7/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: So, Michelle got into a fight with a tiger before the match? That’s what I’m deducing from her outfit. I’m not opposed to destroyed denim but here, paired with the raggedy shirt, it looks a little too faux edgy, if you get what I’m saying. Heels can dress the same as faces, you know! They don’t have to dress all dark and edgy for someone to know they’re the bad guys. Next they’ll be wearing dark hoods and cackling like the wicked witch in Snow White. 5/10
Melanie: Love this almost as much as I love Gail’s outfit, fierce as hell. If you have the confidence to pull it off, why not go for it? 9/10
Steven: From head to toe, Michelle was looking fierce on Raw this week. Love the high boots and that purple works wonders for her. 9/10

MICKIE JAMES
Erin: I guess this must have inspired the “country bumpkin” sick burn~ from this week’s SmackDown. A tied-up plaid shirt and jeans can look okay in the right instances, but here it looks like Mickie took a break from muddin’ to stand around at ringside for a few moments. It’s trashy, not sexy. 5/10
Melanie: Kelly did it better. 5/10
Steven: I think someone forgot to tell Mickie that you don’t actually have to dress like a lumberjack for a lumberjack match. Fortunately for her, she’s probably one of the only Divas that can pull off the look. 8/10

ROSA MENDES
Erin: Purple.. satin.. *pukes*. Okay, I’m not being a snob, but I loathe that combo. It just looks cheap. The black mini skirt and fishnets (!!!) don’t help dispell that “cheap” look. I think Travis Bickle needs to come and save her. 4/10
Melanie: Looks like she’s trying to look elegant but instead looks the opposite. Fishnet tights are hideous. 4/10
Steven: The one thing I praise Rosa for is her fashion sense, but this week’s she missed the mark. Despite being a corset, the top makes her look bulky and fishnet stockings don’t do anyone any favors. 4/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Alicia Fox: 9/30
Rosa Mendes: 12/30
Layla #2: 14/20
Jillian: 16/30
Beth Phoenix: 17/30
Mickie James: 18/30
Eve Torres: 19/30
Layla #1: 19/30
Gail Kim: 21/30
Michelle McCool: 23/30
Kelly Kelly: 25/30

LOSER: ALICIA FOX. Her big MSG moment was marred by poor wardrobe choice.

WINNER: KELLY KELLY. Kelly once again captured a sexy, youthful look without looking trashy.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

GAIL KIM
Erin: The strapless top is cute, the jeans look nice, and the yellow is a much more fun color than most Divas wear as “street clothes”. I like the lighter side, though–not everyone needs to wear leather and bras when they’re not wrestling. It’s not an outstanding look on its own, but I like it on Gail. 7/10
Melanie: Not exactly an amazing outfit but damn, Gail looks super cute! 6/10
Steven: The pale yellow looks awesome on Gail, but I’m not a fan of the maternity-esque top. 7/10

JILLIAN
Erin: Was it “managers wear strapless tops” night? I prefer Gail’s more causal look, personally. Jillian’s is super tight and looks like it’s a bit in danger of slipping down. I like the purple color, but all together the look would probably benefit from the top being a wee bit longer. You know, to balance out the bounty up top by covering up the midriff at the bottom. 5/10
Melanie: Seriously, Jillian’s wardrobe consists of only strapless tops and jeans. Boring. 5/10
Steven: Jeez, does Jillian ever NOT wear jeans? All in all, a decent showing. Not bad, but nothing spectacular. 5/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

LAYLA
Erin: You know, I kind of like the sheer black lace look on Layla, but not in its full execution. It almost looks unfinished, and paired with the updo and dangly earrings it looks so out of place. Maybe it’s because the inwards shape cutting in from the shoulders makes it look almost like an athletic top. I can’t help but feel some sort of interest in it, though. Hm.. 5/10
Melanie: This is a risk for Layla. I usually hate the sheer tops with enough coverage around the boobs but for some reason, I think Layla pulls it off classier than most. That said, I’m not sold on the outfit and Layla has and can do much better. 5/10
Steven: Layla, Layla, Layla. What has gotten into you?! Not only is this outfit a hot mess, the hair is just as bad. 2/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: It looks like Michelle’s wearing an apron at first glance. Which, you know, would be okay if she were cooking. But as is, on a wrestling show, it just looks like she she didn’t have enough time to change after cooking up some BBQ. 3/10
Melanie: I’m not sure if I like it or not. On the one hand, it’s meant to be ‘street clothes’ but it comes across more as a costume for her character; like you couldn’t see Michelle the person wearing something like this on a daily basis, but for Michelle the character on a television show — it works. If you’ve got the legs that Michelle has, why not flaunt it? After all, it’s not the ‘real’ her, it’s her ‘character’. I kinda like it. 6/10
Steven: Another good week for Michelle in the style department. I think this would have looked a bit better with jeans, but it’s still a hit with me. 8/10

ROSA MENDES
Erin: That’s a gorgeoussss color, and the neckline is sexy without exposing her whole treasure chest. The necklace is pretty too, and adds a bit of an edge that matches her wild hair and “bad girl~” attitude. Frankly, I’m just glad we’re well past the “Rosa always wears ruffles” phase. Now, about that hair.. 8/10
Melanie: Rosa looked really hot! I’m so glad to see her inject some colour rather than wear all black again. She even made her hair look better than usual. 7/10
Steven: I’m absolutely loving Rosa’s look this week. Simple yet sexy, Rosa delivers for the second week straight. 9/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Layla: 12/30
Jillian: 15/30
Michelle McCool: 17/20
Gail Kim: 20/30
Rosa Mendes: 24/30

LOSER: LAYLA. Layla’s gamble didn’t pay off this week.

WINNER: ROSA MENDES. Rosa’s power purple did the business for the style jury.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

THE BELLA TWINS
Erin: I like the cut of the tops — it’s unique. But that gold color is kinda putrid, especially seeing it in two places at once. 5/10
Melanie: Enough already! Too much of the same colour, break it up please. 3/10
Steven: Sweet Lord, how many colors do these outfits come in?! Please change it up ladies. 4/10

EVE TORRES
Erin: She kind of looks like she’s wearing a bunch of those reflective safety stickers. I like that she’s going for a unique type of ring gear with the non-matching top and shorts, but it just doesn’t fit together well and makes the outfit look kinda slapdash. I like the purple, though, if that’s worth anything. 6/10
Melanie: The shimmer-y purple is off-putting to me, to be honest. I like purple but not like this. I think there’s far too much Bella-like matchy-matchy going on here too with the arm bands etc. 5/10
Steven: ame old gear, new color. I like the color though, even if it is a little bright for my taste. 6/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

JILLIAN
Erin: It’s tough to go wrong with a simple tube top and jeans. Jillian looks good here, even if it looks like she fell chest-first into a pile of glitter. 8/10
Melanie: Not a bad look but the top looks like a cocktail dress that’s been cut in half. 6/10
Steven: I’m starting to think ‘a love for anything sequined or bedazzled’ is a requirement for Divas. That said, I thought Jillian looked great, despite my hatred for sequins. 8/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: What a surprise, hot pink! As I mentioned on the Post-Raw Roundtable, the hot pink kinda counteracted with her dark tan and bright blonde hair and kind of blinded me with its harshness. It’s nothing special, really — it’s just the outfit that comes packaged with every “Wrestling Champion” Barbie (at a Toys-R-Us near you!!). 4/10
Melanie: Gasp… if I don’t wear pink how will you know I’m a girl?! Hot pink + silver = instant trashiness. 3/10
Steven: Not a very original choice from K2 this week. Not to mention, the hot pink is making my head hurt. Better luck next week, Kelly. 5/10

KRISTAL LASHLEY
Erin: I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. The dress is kind of sack-like, and the print look likes a vision from an acid trip. Not feeling it. 4/10
Melanie: To be honest, I like this. I love fun, ethnic-looking prints and this looks very interesting. I’m not sure I would wear this myself but it’s daring on Kristal’s part and I like the ‘baggy’ shape contrasted with the belt cinching the waist. It’s an odd one. 7/10
Steven: What in the blue hell, Kristal. Maybe Mrs. Lashley is training to get back in the ring, because she had to be slightly concussed when she picked out that outfit… 2/10

LAYLA
Erin: Lots of gray going on here. Don’t get me wrong, I love that color, but it just kind of looks “blah” right here. Maybe if she wore some jeans instead of those tights. 6/10
Melanie: Err, when I watched SmackDown I had to do double take and I think Layla should have done also. It looked like she was in her gym gear and didn’t have time to get changed before the show… 4/10
Steven: Simple and casual, but just a tad bit boring. The teardrop-shaped earrings are a nice touch though. 7/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: I kind of thought guitar-print shirts weren’t cool anymore, but it looks interesting here. The cut of the tee is cool too, though I’m not sure if it fits well with Michelle’s persona–sure, she’s a heel, but there’s more to being “edgy” than just having a bitchy attitude. All in all, it could be worse. I just think it’s kind of cool to see Divas get a little more causal and wear t-shirts every now and then. 7/10
Melanie: I like this. I’m pretty sure it’s a royal blue colour because I think she wore it in a photoshoot, but you can’t really see the colour pop here. If you could, I think it’d look even better. Capped off with ripped jeans, I think this is a nice look. 7/10
Steven: Michelle looked decent this week, but something about her top was a bit off-putting. It looks like she borrowed Jillian’s Halloween costume. 7/10

MICKIE JAMES
Erin: Mickie kind of looks like a sassy school teacher here–the blouse and earrings give me that vibe. The print top, along with the big earrings, hair acessory, and wild hairstyle make the whole upper half wayyy too busy. Maybe if she lost the crazy earrings it’d tone it down a bit. 6/10
Melanie: I’m seriously debating this one. I sort of like it but then it also looks almost costume-like. I’m not sure if Mickie can pull this off. 5/10
Steven: Mickie’s outfit looked awesome this week, but she overdid it a little with the accessories. Lose the earrings and you have a perfect ensemble. 8/10

ROSA MENDES
Erin: This would look a whole lot better if it wasn’t see-through. The “peek-a-boo” parts just look trashy, not sexy. 5/10
Melanie: This is also hit-and-miss, on the one hand it does look quite fetching but then you look closer and it looks a tad skanky. I’m not loving it. 5/10
Steven: Rosa sure loves her some black, huh? Looking great as always, even if the weave isn’t getting any better… 9/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

The Bella Twins: 12/30
Kelly Kelly: 12/30
Kristal Lashley: 17/30
Layla: 17/30
Mickie James: 19/30
Rosa Mendes: 19/30
Michelle McCool: 21/30
Jillian: 22/30

LOSER: BELLA TWINS & KELLY KELLY. Returning to their old tricks isn’t impressing us.

WINNER: JILLIAN. Jillian just pips Michelle to the post with her casual jeans look.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

THE BELLA TWINS
Erin: Going for business casual? I guess they’re just trying to compliment Snoop’s dapper look, but it looks so faux-classy. But wait, is Brie wearing anything under her blazer? Okay, not even faux-classy. 4/10
Melanie: I don’t get how Snoop Dogg = business attire. Well at least we didn’t have the Divas coming out dressed as video vixens, no we’ll save that for when Flo Rida guest hosts. Like Erin, I felt this looked faux-classy rather than genuinely classy. I guess I just can’t buy the Bellas in this type of attire. 5/10
Steven: On their first week back on the Raw roster, The Bellas go for classy as opposed to trashy. They definitely look a lot better in darker colors than their usual bright  red. Good to see them leave the big ass flowers home, as well. 7/10

BETH PHOENIX
Erin: I like layering as much as the next person, but this is ridiculous. Cover up your bra, girl! 4/10
Melanie: Is Beth trying to pass on lingerie as an outfit? Good Lord… 2/10
Steven: Did the lights blow out in the Divas’ locker room, because Beth obviously got dressed in the dark this week. Did no one feel obligated to tell her that her bra was showing? The only thing saving The Glamazon from a 0/10, is the hair (which is looking great). 2/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

EVE TORRES
Erin: Another “business sexy” look. This one isn’t as bad as the Bellas’ looks, but it still looks cheap as hell. Have any of these girls actually been inside an office? 5/10
Melanie: Like the Bellas, this just doesn’t come across as a natural fit for Eve. She looks stiff and uncomfortable to be honest. 5/10
Steven: Did Eve trip and fall into Tiffany’s closet on her way to Raw? I know she’s going for the classy look, but she kinda reminds me of a secretary. On the plus side, the skirt fits her really nicely. 6/10

GAIL KIM #1
Erin: Simple and sexy. Gail’s showing the other girls that Divas can be a glorified escort for a GM and still dress themselves coherently. The cut at the neck is gives the all-black dress *just* enough excitement. 8/10
Melanie: I really like this! Gail looks super sleek and sexy. Black dresses can be very mundane but I think the little strap around the neck makes it less so. 8/10
Steven: Not much to say here. Gail looks great, but the dress is a little boring. 6/10

GAIL KIM #2
Erin: I gotta be honest. At first, I thought she was recycling her referee outfit from a few weeks back. I like stripes a lot, but in this fashion is looks a little too referee-ish. Maybe if it wasn’t all monochrome? 6/10
Melanie: I like this but not as much as the Raw look. The top does look rather referee-like, but it’s still a solid look. 6/10
Steven: I’m usually very anti-sequins, but Gail made it work this week. Sure, it’s the same old gear she always wears, but the black and silver really made it pop. 7/10

JILLIAN
Erin: This is very Britney-ish.. In fact, I’ve probably seen her wear something exactly like this. But that’s probably the point. Fact is, Britney didn’t look good in it, and neither does Jillian. The color just doesn’t look right against her skin. 5/10
Melanie: Flesh coloured outfit on someone with bleach blonde hair also isn’t working for me. 3/10
Steven: Looks like ‘Lil’ Jilly’ took a page out of her idol’s book this week. I like the flesh-tone/rhinestone combo and I doubt any other Diva could pull off this look. 8/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: As is well docutmented here, I love gray, so I like the top. Also, it’s long enough that the tights don’t look like makeshift pants. To quote the show Popular, it’s “Very Gwyneth.” Paltrow, that is.. 8/10
Melanie: Love it! Kelly is looking very mature, sexy and glamorous while remaining youthful compared to her fellow Divas who opted for casual black. This for me, is just perfect for her and it gets my first ever… 10/10
Steven: K2 is looking smoking hot this week. The color of the top really looks great on her. I’m just glad she decided to wear tights, instead of trying to pass that top off as a dress. 9/10

LAYLA
Erin: The pink/coral-ish color is super cute. The cut is her usual ring style, so I guess the only way to judge it is by its coloring, which I’ve already said I liked. But is it almost <i>too</i> cute-sy for Layla? Hm… 7/10
Melanie: Cute but not loving it. Layla’s outfits work best when they are bright and bold [like electric blue or scarlet red], they just pop off her and look smoking. This is just a little too blah for her. 5/10
Steven: Nice to see Layla adding some depth to her usual gear, but she made the same mistake as Rosa did last week. The baby pink just doesn’t work with her skin tone. Otherwise, a great outfit. 7/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: Not feeling the microfilament-esque top over her bra. It looks like it could tear at any moment. 5/10
Melanie: Michelle seems to be opting for these low cut tops a lot and while the grey one last week had a ho-hum quality about it that made it work, this one is just a little too “Look at me, look at me” and doesn’t have the same refined class/simplicity as the top last week. Not loving it, Michelle. 5/10
Steven: Once again, Michelle pulls off a stylish ensemble. The top is a little too skimpy for my taste, and the sequins gotta go, but besides that I like it. Not 10/10 material, but it came pretty close. 8/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Beth Phoenix: 8/30
The Bella Twins: 16/30
Eve Torres: 16/30
Jillian: 16/30
Michelle McCool: 18/30
Gail Kim #2: 19/30
Layla: 19/30
Gail Kim #1: 22/30
Kelly Kelly: 28/30

LOSER: BETH PHOENIX. Hey Beth, your bra’s showing.

WINNER: KELLY KELLY. Kelly Kelly isn’t that naive young girl anymore!

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Erin: I like the colors, as you don’t see that combo on Divas very often. (Not girly enough?) Though I’m not sure what design accent’s going on on her leg and top. It’s not the most creative ring attire, but hopefully she can develop an interesting signature style pretty soon–this is a decent start. 7/10
Melanie: This, to me, has a touch of the Glamazon mixed with the Rosa about it. It definitely seems like an amalgamation of the two, but I like it. I like Alicia’s little belts every week too. Alicia looks great in the darker colour scheme, but I hope she begins incorporating some brighter colours soon too. 7/10
Steven: I’m really becoming a fan of Alicia’s gear as of late. As usual, Alicia is simple without being boring. Also, the copper accents really work for her. 8/10

BETH PHOENIX
Erin: It’s tough to judge this outfit when you can only see the top at one angle, but to me it looks like a tube top with a sequined vest layered over it. It really doesn’t look that bad, but I’d probably like it better if it were all in one matching piece. It looks like it would be a cool, stylish cut. 6/10
Melanie: From what we could see on screen, it looks like a cute outfit for Beth on television. Not something you’d wear everyday but for TV, it works. I love the hair band and the way her hair looks here and the shiny vest is cute. 7/10
Steven: Something about this outfit is just off to me. Maybe if the vest wasn’t so tight. I know it’s meant to be that way but it gives the illusion that she’s busting out of it. I could live without the sequins too. 5/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

JILLIAN
Erin: I like that Jillian’s sort of moving out of her bland ring attire, but this kind of looks like it’s busting at the seams, and not in an intentional way. I think the laced-up seams could’ve been better placed. I like the blue, though.. 5/10
Melanie: I like that Jillian no longer wrestles in jeans so that’s the plus side, but on the negative side, what she’s wearing is a little blah and lacks personality. I’m not a huge fan of royal blue either. 4/10
Steven: Jillian’s ring gear has always been a little on the boring side and this outfit is no exception. 5/10

LACEY VON ERICH
Erin: I know she didn’t step foot in the ring during this match, but a TUBE TOP? To WRESTLE? That’s a FCC fine waiting to happen. The whole outfit, from the hot pink tube top to leather shorts to the hooker boots is just not conducive to wrestling, or any activity not linked to an occupation famously portrayed by Julia Roberts. I’m just going to assume that Lacey hasn’t fully grasped the concept of ring gear, because this makes Velvet’s ring attire choices look sensible. 2/10
Melanie: Seriously, this would have been a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen… if Lacey had actually gotten in the ring. As trashy as she looks, it’s sad that she looked better than her teammates but still, not a fan of this. 3/10
Steven: I was wondering how long it would take for TBP’s skankiness to rub off on Lacey. That said, she still looks less trashy than her teammates. 6/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: I loveee gray, to I’m really digging the top. The cut of it is cool too, even though midriff-baring tops went out with N’Sync’s popularity. Hey, she’s got the body for it.. But what’s the stuff around her neck? That’s not a necklace, it’s a jump rope! Or maybe it’s the camera man’s cord that got caught around her neck. Yeah, I’ll go with the last one.. Still like the whole look, though. 7/10
Melanie: This was very simple, but you know what? It works. She looks effortlessly great and unlike Erin, I like the oversized necklace. Michelle really is coming into her own with the style stakes this year, she’s impressing me a lot. 8/10
Steven: I have to admit, Michelle is looking awesome from head to toe (or as the case may be, head to waist). Even her hair is on point for once. 10/10

MICKIE JAMES
Erin: Great Gatsby! She looks like she watched Mia Farrow prance around in flapper garb and got inspired. It’s not all that terrible for a costume party, but here she looks like she’s a few weeks early for Halloween. Maybe if she lost the ultra-long faux pearl strand (that’s distractingly hanging around her right boob), it’d look less like a silly costume. 5/10
Melanie: Dear God, woman! Mickie, Halloween is still two weeks away. She looks like a flapper out of a 1920s costume movie. Unlike Michelle, here’s the wrong way to wear oversized jewellery also. Not a flattering look at all. 3/10
Steven: I’m loving Mickie’s 50′s flapper style. Definitely a departure from the outfits we usually see the Divas in. Along with the side ponytail, this look is pure gold. 9/10

ROSA MENDES
Erin: Get it? Rose, Rosa? Yeah.. I like that they’re attempting to personalize her tights, but it’s a bit silly. The top’s certainly unique, with the criss-cross action, but I’m not sure I like it. It just looks too fragile to wrestle in. And the pale pink looks like something better suited for Kelly Kelly, not a bitchy heel like Rosa. 5/10
Melanie: I like that Rosa is showing continuity in her different ring gear — not that she’ll need it much now she’s on ECW — but baby pink isn’t working for me. Rosa rocks the hell out of bold, brash colours like scarlet red. This is a little too timid for Rosa and not nearly edgy enough. Back to the fierceness please! 5/10
Steven: While it’s not exactly my cup of tea, this look is way better Rosa’s hot pink gear. The baby pink color clashes with her skin tone and the mesh neck strap is a dealbreaker. Maybe if it was in a darker color it would have gotten a higher score. 6/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Lacey Von Erich: 11/30
Jillian: 14/30
Rosa Mendes: 16/30
Mickie James: 17/30
Beth Phoenix: 18/30
Alicia Fox: 22/30
Michelle McCool: 25/30

LOSER: LACEY VON ERICH. Wrestling in a boob tube shows how naive Lacey is.

WINNER: MICHELLE McCOOL. Scoring the first 10 out of 10 score in Style Jury history, Michelle showed that grey doesn’t have to be boring.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Erin: Not digging the mosaic or whatever’s going on on her tights. There’s just too much going on, and a crazy pattern like that isn’t all that figure-flattering, even though Alicia’s a really skinny girl. Her hair and headband kick ass, though. 5/10
Melanie: I like it, but I’m not loving it. I felt she could’ve gone for more of a black sequined look like Michelle wore on SmackDown or Torrie used to wear, that would’ve looked better. As is, I think it looks a little garish. 5/10
Steven: Alicia’s really been on a black kick as of late, huh? This is probably my favorite of all of Alicia’s in-ring outfits. 9/10
Tiffany: I was digging this attire on Ms. Foxy.  Alicia has proven time and time again that black suits her and that she can work it quite well. 7/10

EVE TORRES
Erin: Eve kind of looks like she stepped out of the 80′s: members only jacket, black sequins, tights, belly chain, teased hair.. I wasn’t too coherent/alive for the 80s, so I’m not an expert on the style of the era, but I’ve never been too big on it. On Eve, it doesn’t look as “costume party” as it could, but I’m still not liking it all that much. Though, I do like the seafoam color on the jacket. 6/10
Melanie: Not feeling this one at all. The jacket looked Ninja Turtle-y, the bra under the jacket was trashy. The pants, I thought the bottom half may be salvagable but on closer look they had this weird look to it and the crotch looks really gah. Oh and the Jessie Spano hair? Put down your Saved by the Bell DVDs, Eve. 4/10
Steven: Loving the green leather jacket, but I could do without the tights. Overall, not a bad look. 7/10
Tiffany: I don’t understand the concept of cropped jackets (especially matched with teeny-weeny tops).  Then again, I don’t understand the outfit altogether.  Perhaps if the sleeves were a bit longer and the jacket was zipped up more (think Lacey Von Erich circa her TNA debut), then it’d be more to my liking.  As it stands right now, this outfit doesn’t do much for me.  Pass on the shiny tights. 6/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

LACEY VON ERICH
Erin: Lacey towers over Madison and Velvet as it is, so for her to wear head-to-toe black pleather isn’t doing her much favors in that category. It just doesn’t fit in well with TBP’s style, even if we at Diva Dirt tend to loathe their lingerie and general trashiness. I think it’s important for a team to have a cohesive look, and this doesn’t really help them achieve that. It’s not an eyesore by any means, but it just doesn’t “work” for someone whos’ supposed to be a “Beautiful Person”. 6/10
Melanie: I like the bottom half, but I’m not feeling the top. Lacey has this beautiful blonde bombshell look that can translate to something classy rather than trashy [think Heidi Klum over Pamela Anderson], I think she’d look far better with more clothes, not less. I loved her hair tied back though. 6/10
Steven: Two members of TBP wearing pants? That has to be some sort of record. I gotta say, Lacey is looking good this week. However, the Hot Topic fishnet gloves are a bit much for me… 7/10
Tiffany: Lacey looked pretty alluring on Impact in that all black ensemble.  I liked the fact that she pulled her hair up.  At least, she looked like she meant serious business.  The red mesh/fingerless gloves were a nice touch and not overdone in Maria or Rosa fashion. 8/10

MARIA
Erin: She keeps it dark and relatively simple for her style, and I like the results. The dress is cute, though I’m not sure how I feel about the thigh-high boots.. They *almost* clash with the rest of the look. Other than that, it’s a pretty nice ensemble. 8/10
Melanie: Finally a look I can get behind! There is a God! This was pretty understated for Maria but she chose the right pieces; the top was cute as were there leggings. I don’t think the thigh high boots work too well as Erin pointed out, but overall [if we can get past the glove] she looks great. 8/10
Steven: Reminds me of Lillian’s dress on her last night, only better. The belt-corset combination kinda distracts from disco ball look of the dress. Good week for Maria. 7/10
Tiffany: I thought Maria looked presentable this week.  Nothing more, nothing less. 6/10

MICKIE JAMES
Erin: The bottom half is what catches my eye, and not for good reasons. The pants are baggy and unflattering, and the boots don’t help matters–they make her look stumpy and just do her no favors. The top is a lot cuter–the purple is pretty and the details are really cool. It just doesn’t go well with the rest of the outfit, other than the specks of purple throughout. It’s just so damn unflattering, but I guess her sinature in-ring style is unflattering in itself, so… 5/10
Melanie: This wasn’t blindingly metallic & bright, so I guess I should be grateful. I don’t know though, I think there’s too much detail on the top — with a ‘soothing’ pastel colour, it doesn’t need that much detail. 6/10
Steven: Another variation on Mickie’s usual, but in a gorgeous shade of purple. It almost looks like a everyday outfit. Definitely better then those god awful metallic outfits. 8/10
Tiffany: It’s about time that Mickie splurged on another outfit, and this one didn’t disappoint.  I’m not a fan of Mickie’s recent attires, but the purple was a nice change from the usual brown/grey/blue.  I’d prefer it if Mickie changed her look altogether, but the updates I can live with. 7/10

SARITAYLOR
Erin: I guess the blue and gold is the common denominator between the two, but I don’t like it. It’s too NFL cheerleader-esque and doesn’t look as cute as their past collobarations. Those past successes prove that they don’t have to look like they’re cheering on the St. Louis Rams. 4/10
Melanie: Gold on blue just does not work for me. Taylor’s top looks mustardy, I hate mustard. Overall, not good. 3/10
Steven: It seems whenever Taylor busts out some decent ring gear, it’s negated by Sarita’s not-so-decent gear. I understand it’s lucha libre inspired, but that doesn’t make any it any less fugly. 5/10
Tiffany: Hate to say it, but… Taylor looks rather decent, yet Sarita puts a kink in her flow.  These two cancel each other out, again. 5/10

TIFFANY
Erin: I like red and I like gray, so these two together are prety nice. It’s a pretty casual look for her “GM” persona, but I like the change of pace. The sling’s gotta go, though.. ;P 8/10
Melanie: I really like this. Red is obviously Tiffany’s colour, because it just goes on her beautifully. I really hate her usual office-look with the blazers and such, so nice to see that ditched. This wasn’t a bad look at all, perhaps a little safe. 6/10
Steven: I’m usually a fan of Tiffany’s secretary look but this week I just wasn’t feeling it. The gray skirt and red top clashed horribly and was just hard to look at. Better luck next time, Tiffany. 4/10
Tiffany: Tiffany has a great shape, but this outfit does nothing for it.  I can’t fault the girl for the sling, but it all makes her look a bit gaudy.  Moreover, she looks rather bright and cheery for someone who’s just survived a “car crash.”  Is Christmas coming early this year? 4/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Saritaylor: 17/40
Tiffany: 22/40
Eve Torres: 23/40
Alicia Fox: 26/40
Mickie James: 26/40
Lacey Von Erich: 27/40
Maria: 29/40

LOSER: SARITAYLOR. Royal blue & champion’s gold aren’t enough to make winners of Sarita and Taylor Wilde, unfortunately.

WINNER: MARIA. Check the temperature in hell… the unthinkable has happened. Maria, put this date in your diary: The Diva Dirt team has finally found a contribution to fashion that we appreciate.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX #1
Erin: It’s sexy without being skin tight, and I like that. The off-the-shoulder look works well on her. I love her hair too. I have to say, she probably has some of the best “street wear” style of all the Divas. Most end up looking like street walkers (see Friday’s SmackDown), but she doesn’t–not at all. 8/10
Melanie: Another solid black look from Alicia after her killer outfit last week. With the Beyonce-licious legs she has, she should show them off more! 8/10
Steven: Love this look on Alicia. The shorts really show off her killer legs and the chain on the side is a nice touch. Not sure how I feel about the top half though… 7/10
Tiffany: Alicia proved once again that she looks good in black (as most Divas do).  It was an acceptable outfit for ringside attire.  I’m just not a fan of loose-fitting wear that makes women appear larger than they really are.  Though, she pretty much rocked it either way. 8/10

ALICIA FOX #2
Erin: This one isn’t as flattering as the last one, but I like that she’s trying different styles with the one-pieces. It’s just too busy and sparkly for my taste. 5/10
Melanie: I am not a huge fan of rompers so this doesn’t work entirely for me. That said, I love that she’s showing off her legs more and she looks utterly confident in all of her fashion choices. 5/10
Steven: Have I mentioned how much I hate animal print? Similar to her outfit on Raw, but not nearly as cute. The billowy top does nothing for her figure and I can’t stand the shoestring headband. 4/10
Tiffany: I didn’t quite understand Alicia’s choice on SmackDown.  I can’t quite explain it, but it is certainly a step down from her Raw outfit.  The pattern and style just don’t do it for me. 6/10

THE BELLA TWINS
Erin: I think they’re cute, and the all-over lace doesn’t look as trashy when it’s in such a pretty color. The cut out back is sexy too, and the fact that the neckline is so high balances out the skin exposure. Though, it’s probably too flashy of an outfit for both of them to wear at once without looking silly. 7/10
Melanie: I really love this look, the dresses are so cute and you can’t see it in the picture, but they are also backless which makes it even more stylish. 7/10
Steven: Something about these dresses rubs me the wrong way. Maybe it’s the high neckline, or perhaps the lacey material. I do love the color though. 6/10
Tiffany: Blending in with the color of your outfit is not a good look.  Seriously, do they have to match…all the time?  They’re twins; we get it. 5/10

BETH PHOENIX
Erin: It’s probably tough for Beth to find street clothes that don’t clash against her tough girl persona, so she’s stuck with denim and leather. I don’t hate the look, but she could have done better. Just because you’re tough doesn’t mean you automatically have to look like you just blew in on a motorcycle–not that there’s anything wrong with that. 6/10
Melanie: Not loving it. There’s something about the vest top that looks kind of ‘butch’, I would’ve like to see something that puts the glamorous in Glamazon. 4/10
Steven: I find that Beth looks her best when in casual gear and this is no exception. Feeling the belt, but the vest is a little too ‘biker chick’ for me. 8/10
Tiffany: Beth looked more biker chick than ‘chic.’  She seems to be bursting out her top, and the jeans are not flattering.  Not her best.  Her last backstage outfit attempt was much better. 6/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

EVE TORRES
Erin: This would’ve looked a lot better as a dress. I usually like rompers when they’re done well, but there’s too much going on with this one, with all the zippers and such. 6/10
Melanie: I don’t know if it’s a dress or another romper, but I’m not feeling it. 4/10
Steven: Is it just me or is there something about this outfit? It’s like some weird dress/shorts/suspenders hybrid. Not a fan of this look. 4/10
Tiffany: I’m no admirer of the jumpsuit look, but that seems to be Eve’s signature.  I’d just like to see Eve in something other than black, nowadays. 7/10

JILLIAN
Erin: Yuck. I hate those type of tops on everyone, especially someone as *cough* top-heavy as Jillian. I like the blue, though. 4/10
Melanie: No, just no. That top is not at all flattering on her. 3/10
Steven: Once again Jillian goes for the simple look and hit the mark. The baby blue top really accents her hair and eyes. As for accessories…, does double stick tape count as an accessory? 8/10
Tiffany: I really do like that shade of blue on Jillian – it really brings out her eyes.  I would have prefered it if she had opted for a dress or even for a longer blouse of that color.  Crop tops are sort of cheap looking, especially when paired with jeans. 6/10

KATIE LEA
Erin: Well, she stands out, so I guess her mission was accomplished, but it’s just too much. Maybe if she had on pants instead of the Union Jack skirt.. 5/10
Melanie: I get that she’s supposed to look ‘out there’, but it looks like she’s celebrating Halloween all month loing. 2/10
Steven: “VINTAGE KATIE LEA!!!” Sorry, couldn’t help myself. More of the usual from Katie. However, I like how she’s representing for the UK with the flag on her skirt. One of her better looks for sure. 7/10
Tiffany: I’m usually behind Katie Lea’s “kooky dark girl” fashion choices, but the Union Jack seems a bit gratuitous.  The sash, the boots, the dark colors, the obvious extensions… She appears to be treading the line between a Wild Wild West harlot and a Zombie. 5/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: Girl, put on some pants.. 3/10
Melanie: Is it a dress? A top with shorts? It reminds me of when high school girls are made to wear shorts under their dresses or skirts. 3/10
Steven: Is Kelly wearing a really short dress or a long top? In either case, she looks awesome. The gold band across her bust keeps it from being bland and her knee brace really brought the look together. What? Too soon? 7/10
Tiffany: I keep searching for the rest of Kelly’s outfit.  Is she really trying to pass that off as a dress?  I’d be less convinced if the bottoms didn’t look like panties.  The leg brace was a nice touch. 4/10

LACEY VON ERICH
Erin: It’s soooo much better than the pink lingerie TBP wear, but that doesn’t say much–anything Maria wears is better than that. I kinda like it, though.. There’s only a few places you could get away with wearing a shiny gold jacket, and this is one of them. Hopefully this starts a new fashion trend for TBP, because I’m so sick of seeing Velvet’s ass. 7/10
Melanie: It seems like a classier take on the TBP ‘lingerie outfits’ and she hits the mark. It’s not as trashy as her new team members & still gets that sex appeal over. 7/10
Steven: Reminds me of Natalya’s old gear, just skanky for TBP purposes. That said, the gold was really working for her. 8/10
Tiffany: Lacey outdid her Beautiful comrades in the outfit department without even trying.  This could be considered a step up for Mi Pi Sexy.  Madison and Velvet need to take Lacey’s lead in more ways than one. 8/10

LAYLA
Erin: I never liked the “mini jacket” trend.. It’s just seems annoying and impractical. The tube top is yucky too. It’s just too skimpy and shiny and makes Layla look *gasp* trashy??? 4/10
Melanie: Err, not feeling it. The top pretty much looks like a bra. The bolero is cute though 4/10
Steven: A rare miss for Layla. Something about the top half of it is so ugly to me. Maybe a jacket that actually closes would be a little more appealing. 5/10
Tiffany: I don’t like uber mini crop tops, especially when paired with jeans… but at least Miss Layla has the abdominals to pull it off.  It just looks like club wear, hence the backstage party I guess.  That withstanding, I’m still not a fan of the look. 6/10

MARIA
Erin: Too much leather, too heavy makeup, dumb looking thing on her head. She looks wayyy over done and frankly looks silly standing at ringside and trying to look serious in that getup. 4/10
Melanie: I didn’t like it on Beth and I don’t like it on Maria. 4/10
Steven: Another tame week for Maria. I kinda like this outfit, but the hair and glove throws it off for me. Is it really that hard to put on another glove? 6/10
Tiffany: We’ve seen this outfit a million times from Maria.  Unfortunately, “peppy” and “biker chick” don’t exactly make a happy marriage.  She gets points for being consistent, at the very least. 7/10

NATALYA
Erin: Simple, but probably too dressy for standing at ringside. It just doesn’t look right in this element. 6/10
Melanie: Pretty simple, cute but a tad too safe. 6/10
Steven: Not much to say about Natalya’s outfit this week. She looks great and the dress is pretty, but there’s nothing memorable about the look. 7/10
Tiffany: What’s with these Divas and black?  You’d think they were headed for a funeral or something.  Natalya still looks good, I would just rather see her in a brighter color (besides pink). 6/10

ROSA MENDES #1
Erin: It looks like someone netted a hot pink fish. Not cute, just overzealous. 4/10
Melanie: I thought her arm was in a sling when she first came out. The mesh thing is awful and the hot pink top is awful too. 3/10
Steven: The first I said when Rosa stepped through that curtain was: “What the hell is Rosa wearing?!” The leather pants are the same ones she always wears, but the top looks like something The Pussycat Dolls threw up. 3/10
Tiffany: Rosa Mendes’ Raw outfit gave me some serious Ashley Massaro whiplash.  Ashley could barely pass for wearing mesh, and Rosa doesn’t even come close.  The cheap rose design reminds me of Chinese slippers.  Sorry ladies, but Lita did it best. 4/10

ROSA MENDES #2
Erin: A lottt better this time around. She shows a lot of skin with the cuts on the side, but it doesn’t look that bad with the overlay. I’d like it better if it there was another color in there than just black so there could be a beeter distinction between the top and the bottom. Like this, it kind of makes it look like a catsuit–ew. 6/10
Melanie: I love it, major upgrade from Raw. The little ‘tears’ are very stylish. 7/10
Steven: Can’t say I paid much attention to this outfit on Smackdown, but on second glance I’m not a fan. All the sheer, mesh material is definitely a turn off. It’s miles better than that ring gear though. 5/10
Tiffany: Oh, dear.  Can Rosa even make the effort to prove that she owns one article of clothing that isn’t black?  The shredded tights are laughable, as well as the peek-a-boo top. 3/10

SAVANNAH
Erin: I like the purple, but it almost looks too tight and too short–go for one or the other, but not both, especially with such a low neckline. 6/10
Melanie: It was cute, I think the dark-hued ‘safe’ and ‘cute’ dresses are becoming Savannah’s thing. 6/10
Steven: Not a fan of purple, but Savannah is rocking it. Not to mention the cut is showing off all of her curves. Job well done! 8/10
Tiffany: The cut is cute.  Purple is certainly Savannah’s color, but I struggle to find one dress that doesn’t work on her.  Angela’s been pretty solid so far, I hope to see her keep it up. 9/10

TARA
Erin: I liked it better in the photoshoot, when she was wearing shorts. I looked more like a bodysuit there, but here it looks like she should have a gag ball in her mouth. Too much of an S&M vibe. 3/10
Melanie: This is like the total opposite of Rosa’s pleather fetish. It looks more trashy. 2/10
Steven: Not liking this look at all. Looks like it’s straight out of Maria’s closet. TNA have done wonders for Tara’s career, but they’re doing nothing for her wardrobe. 4/10
Tiffany: The pants are cool, but the top is stripper-esque.  Tara is a hot woman, and I’m glad that she’s able to exude her hotness on our television screens.  I’d just like her in something more respectable and less “dominatrix.” 5/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Rosa Mendes #1: 14/40
Tara: 14/40
Kelly Kelly: 17/40
Layla: 18/40
Katie Lea: 19/40
Alicia Fox #2: 20/40
Eve Torres: 21/40
Jillian: 21/40
Maria: 21/40
Rosa Mendes #2: 21/40
Beth Phoenix: 24/40
The Bella Twins: 25/40
Natalya: 25/40
Savannah: 29/40
Lacey Von Erich: 30/40
Alicia Fox #1: 31/40

LOSER: ROSA MENDES #1 & TARA. It’s the first Style Jury tie! Rosa & Tara take the hit this week.

WINNER: ALICIA FOX #1. For the second week in a row, she’s still your Foxy winner. Despite polling low with her second look of the week, her Raw look won out.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Erin: Very sexy and sleek. With those super-high boots she looks badass without looking like she just auditioned for a biker gang. This is a “heel” look if I ever saw one.. 9/10
Melanie: I really like this look, it’s cute and simple. Only a girl with a figure like Alicia could pull off those boots too! 8/10
Steven: Something about the black-on-black look on Alicia does it for me. Looks casual without looking like she’s going club-hopping. 8/10
Tiffany: Alicia looked really good sitting at ringside, as most Divas attempt to. I like that she went simple with the look, which is refreshing. I’m just a bit perplexed by those boots – they go up impossibly high! 9/10

BETH PHOENIX
Erin: The cape is a nice dramatic touch, but she should have put another color in the suit to break up all the red. The gold phoenix is a cool accent, though. 7/10
Melanie: I love the design but honestly, I’m not a huge fan of the colour. It just seems so bright for a dark, broody Glamazon. 8/10
Steven: A little too bright and shiny for my taste, but it works on Beth. Don’t know why, but I like cape thingy she has going on. 7/10
Tiffany: Beth’s new outfit looks much better on paper than it did on broadcast. All that red… it was all a little too bright for me. I’d like to see some darker hues to balance off that red. 7/10

EVE TORRES
Erin: The bottom half looks good, if plain, but the top is kinda strange. It looks like she found a bunch of lime green ribbon and went to town on it. Not a good look unless she’s planning to audition for DX. 5/10
Melanie: The bottom half looks good but Eve’s vest tops are getting really old. 5/10
Steven: Nothing spectacular here. That top looks like something out of The Beautiful People’s closet, and that’s not a compliment. 6/10
Tiffany: Let’s look on the bright side. If teaming up with Cryme Tyme doesn’t work out… at least she’s a shoe-in for D-Generation X. 5/10

LILIAN GARCIA
Erin: If Lilian had a signature look, it’d be a “New Years Eve” theme–always sparkly and flashy and party-ish but still on the demure side. This is the epitome of that, because she literally looks like a disco ball. That’s not meant to be an insult–I really like it. It helps that the rest of the look is colored simply in black. 8/10
Melanie: Not a huge fan of the dress. I guess short dresses & high boots have been Lilian’s trademark for the past 10 years so it makes sense. 4/10
Steven: Lilian, you could have done better for your last night. Reminds me of a disco ball… Me likey the boots though. 5/10
Tiffany: To compliment our last memory of her, Lilian chose wisely. The flash and the flare and the shooting star-like presentation are all very reminiscent of her WWE career. 8/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

MARIA
Erin: It’s the usual Maria clashing of fashion motives–lace or feathers or zebra print? Sometimes going for broke turns out surprisingly well for her, but not this time. 4/10
Melanie: This was surprisingly toned down for Maria, but it’s no secret that I hate mismatched outfits. 3/10
Steven: Tame compared to some of the crap I’ve seen her wearing. Could do without the feathers and green tiger print. 7/10
Tiffany: Eh, nothing new from Maria. Except this time, it looks like she might’ve splurged on a Victoria Secret’s 10 Million Dollar Fantasy Bra. 6/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: Purple is a pretty iffy color for me–it can easily look bad if it’s not the right shade. Here, I like it. It’s punchy and shiny and works well against her complexion. I’d tell her to ease up on the multitude of crosses but I don’t think it’d make much of a difference, to be honest. I like it enough as it is. 8/10
Melanie: Same design, new colour [I think]. I love this shade on Michelle, it just sparkles on her. 6/10
Steven: Not much different than what she’s usually wearing. I’m loving that color on her. 7/10
Tiffany: It’s her typical ring attire, but think Michelle looks rather stunning. I really like the color blue/purple on her. The hair’s looking really good, too. 8/10

SARITAYLOR
Erin: This is another example of purple done well. I may not be smitten with the exact designs of the outfits, but if I have to see the same color twice, at least it’s a good one. 7/10
Melanie: Similar to Michelle, again love the colour and it really pops on screen. I think I prefer Taylor’s to Michelle’s too. 7/10
Steven: Nice to see the new champs make the effort to match each other. That said, Sarita’s current attire is and always will be fugly. 6/10
Tiffany: Last time, I pleaded with Taylor to “share the wealth” with her tag team partner. Oh dear, but not in this way! I suppose the basic formula to any successful tag team is to match. That doesn’t mean I can approve the crotch tights. Taylor looks presentable, and Sarita’s look still needs work. Quite frankly, they cancel each other out. 5/10

SAVANNAH
Erin: It’s hard to give a full assessment of an outfit when you only see it from the waste up, but from what I can see, I like it. The blue color is gorgeous and the sparkly accents are cute too. 7/10
Melanie: This was pretty simple and cute, I like. 6/10
Steven: My jaw dropped when I saw Savannah last Tuesday. The hair, makeup and dress all looked great on her. Well done. 9/10
Tiffany: I haven’t had any complaints with Savannah’s look so far. She keeps it very simple and elegant, which is admirable and very appropriate for backstage wear. I just hope she keeps it up. 9/10

THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
Erin: I’m convinced they dress bad on purpose, because there’s no way they can possibly think this looks good. Fishnets, polka dots, and a pukey pink color? Are you going down a list of my least favorite fashion elements? 2/10
Melanie: They’re never going to get it right, are they? I hope Lacey Von Erich, who I think has a classier look, gives them a makeover. 2/10
Steven: Good to see Velvet and Madison looking like a team after losing their Queen Bee. Sure, it’s still trashy but The Beautiful People are always going to look trashy. 7/10
Tiffany: Watching them prance around in their attire just made me “home sick” for Angelina Love. As far as the clothes go… I can see why Velvet and Angelina hardly ever attempted the matching thing. 6/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

The Beautiful People: 17/40
Maria: 20/40
Eve Torres: 21/40
Lilian Garcia: 25/40
Saritaylor: 25/40
Beth Phoenix: 29/40
Michelle McCool: 29/40
Savannah: 31/40
Alicia Fox: 34/40

LOSER: THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. Angelina’s absence didn’t lessen the fug.. Perhaps it even amplified it!

WINNER: ALICIA FOX. She’s such a Foxy lady, even the Hendrix song couldn’t do her justice.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Erin: My sister thought she was wrestling in jeans. I think that says a lot about this outfit–it just doesn’t look right, bottoms-wise. Slap a different color on them and we might have something here. Other than that it’s just kinda generic. 5/10
Melanie: I’m not a fan of the pants, they look like jeans. Not the best Alicia’s worn. 4/10
Steven: Ever since she moved to Raw, Alicia’s wardrobe has been less than exciting. This week is no exception. 4/10
Tiffany: The copper color compliments her hair and her skin tone quite nicely. Not sure how I feel about the denim-copy bottoms. 6/10

THE BELLA TWINS
Erin: Red red red.. Flowers flowers flowers.. It’s the same old same old and when you see it twice as much, you get sick of it even faster. 3/10
Melanie: I actually like the detail on the dress but once again, it’s far too much of one colour & it makes you feel sickly. 5/10
Steven: Once again, the Bellas assault us with red, but this it’s a hit. The simple, red dresses look awesome on them. However this is like the 18th time I’ve seen them wear it. 7/10
Tiffany: I’m not feeling the whole matchy-matchy thing. They’re twins. We get it. There’s no excuse for looking like they’ve just stepped out of a Conga line. 5/10

LILIAN GARCIA
Erin: I really like the burgundy color of the dress, but the numerous chains give off a Mr. T vibe. It’s a bit too much for me. 6/10
Melanie: Not a fan of this look, too much of one colour like the Bellas. The attempts at ‘edgy’ i.e. the cut out shoulders miss the mark for me too. 5/10
Steven: Looking great as always! Love the color on her and the heels are a nice touch. 8/10
Tiffany: Lilian hardly ever gets it wrong. I like the color, the drapery of the dress, and those shoes and jewelry compliment the outfit. It looks very well put together. 8/10

MADISON RAYNE
Erin: I nearly choked when I saw this outfit for the first time in a photoshoot a few weeks ago. This time, since I’ve had a warning, my reaction wasn’t nearly as violent. Unfortunately, the outfit’s still awful and should be burned.. 1/10
Melanie: Honestly, their overuse of colour sets off my gag reflex. They have nice legs though, so good to ditch the pants. 2/10
Steven: I guess there was a sale on black lace this week, huh? Either that or the lights blew out in the locker room… 2/10
Tiffany: This outfit looked bad enough in the photoshoot and even worse in live action. I haven’t seen this much overindulgence of lace since Lady Gaga at the VMA’s. 4/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

MARIA
Erin: The black sequined shorts are a bit of a change, and the top’s nice, but the accessories do her in, like always. I’d probably have to pry her gloves from her cold, dead hands (literally), but I’ll always hate them. The hair and makeup aren’t much better. 5/10
Melanie: Pretty simple by Maria’s usual standards… that’s not a compliment. Minus the gaudy necklace and gloves, I think the tank top could’ve looked nice and simple on it’s own. The hair looks good though. 5/10
Steven: I’m actually liking Maria’s outfit this week. It’s simple (for once) and true to her character. The gloves however, gotta go. 8/10
Tiffany: This outfit is nothing new. In fact, it might even be considered tame for Maria. All I want to know is… how does she get her hair so high? 6/10

MELINA
Erin: Not liking this one at all. The corset looks out of place, especially with a top that’s already pretty busy. It just looks gaudy and tacky–there’s no need for it. 4/10
Melanie: I totally love this look but I don’t think Melina has the shape to pull it off. Her boobs look Traci Brooks-esque above that corset and it looks unflattering. That said, the outfit looks amazing and I love the way it all works together. 7/10
Steven: What happened Melina?! Hate the animal print and the corset makes her look disproportionate. A rare miss for the A-List Diva. 5/10
Tiffany: Watching Melina strut around in that corset-looking thing made me hurt inside. Love the hair and makeup as well. Hard to believe anyone could look this stunning after a match. 9/10

MICKIE JAMES
Erin: Everything’s too tight, and it’s just not flattering. The tube top, jeans, and heels just make her look stocky. Someone needs to steal her self tanner, too, ’cause close to looking like an Oompah Loompah or worse–Lindsay Lohan!!! *horror movie music* 4/10
Melanie: I really like this, it looks sassy but simple at the same time. A welcome change from Mickie’s ring attire. 7/10
Steven: Looks like Mickie is planning on hitting the club after the show. Not usually a fan of tube tops, but Mickie makes it work. 8/10
Tiffany: Nothing really stands out to me about this outfit. It’s an improvement from her last ringside outfit. It’s acceptable for streetwear, anyway 7/10

ANGELINA LOVE & VELVET SKY
Erin: For once, they’ve matched their looks. Too bad it still looks like they’ve raided the closets of the strippers who work at the club next to the airport. 2/10
Melanie: Just awful. The ruffles had me gagging. Lingerie is best left from the bedroom, but even there I’d request the lights be turned off. 2/10
Steven: Angelina and Velvet look like a walking Playboy slumber party. *sigh* At least they’re matching… 4/10
Tiffany: It wouldn’t be the Beautiful People if they didn’t look like they’ve just raided a Hot Topic clearance stand. This is not out of the ordinary for Mi Pi Sexy. At least they match, eh? 6/10

TIFFANY
Erin: She can certainly do “business-like classy” better than Debra did–no bra poking out–but I still don’t quite buy it. She doesn’t look bad, but it kinda looks like she’s just a low-level Diva wearing a General Manager’s costume. 7/10
Melanie: She looks so uncomfortable in the ‘office wear’ and I think it makes her look a lot stockier than she actually is. It just doesn’t work for me. 5/10
Steven: I’ve always been a fan of Tiffany’s GM look. It’s simple and sophisticated, as well as sexy. I just wish the outfit was all one color. 8/10
Tiffany: Tiffany really plays up the whole authority-figure demeanor. The appearance aspect, anyway. What she lacks in clout, she can make up in looking the part. And that’s all that really matters…right? 8/10

TRISH STRATUS
Erin: It’s reminiscent of what she wore as a heel, I think, and that’s not a bad thing. It’s just kind of plain–she could’ve and should’ve gone all-out for her big return appearance but she clearly didn’t. Love the brown hair, though. 7/10
Melanie: Don’t like it. It’s clear that her wardrobe has grown and matured since she left WWE but it’s also clear that she wanted to give the fans what they expected of the old Trish upon her return. I refuse to believe she wears boob tubes like that these days. I wish she would’ve brought her new, sleeker style to Raw. 4/10
Steven: Not really different from what she wore during her Diva days, but she still looks great. 7/10
Tiffany: Trish was a vision this past Monday. She gave me everything-envy. She looked even better as a brunette than I remembered her as a blonde. Who would’ve thunk it? 8/10

ROSA MENDES
Erin: This, frankly, looks like pleather, and that’s not sexy to me. The little star accent just makes it look even cheaper to me. 6/10
Melanie: I feel like I’ve seen this before and I’m sure I have. I’m not a fan of a zip going right down the front of a dress, it looks sleazy. 5/10
Steven: Didn’t you wear this before, Rosa? Still looks good, but she needs to change it up a bit. 6/10
Tiffany: Okay, Rosa looks good in black. So…how about something different? You know, something that deflects from the highly-contrasted extensions? 7/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Madison Rayne: 9 /40
Angelina Love & Velvet Sky: 14 /40
Alicia Fox: 19 /40
The Bella Twins: 20 /40
Maria: 24 /40
Rosa Mendes: 24 /40
Melina: 25 /40
Mickie James: 26 /40
Trish Stratus: 26 /40
Lilian Garcia: 27 /40
Tiffany: 28 /40

LOSER: MADISON RAYNE. Looks like the whole trio looked like a hot mess this week. See, they do belong together!!

WINNER: TIFFANY. Business-y skirts and jackets are clearly classier than the WWE’s used to. Here’s hoping Tiffany doesn’t get docked pay for not showing enough skin.

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.

Let the proverbial runway show begin!

THE BELLA TWINS
Erin: Is there a 2-for-1 special going for red ruffled polyester? I dig wrestlers having signature looks but this one stinks, especially on twice the Divas. 3/10
Melanie: Honestly, their overuse of colour sets off my gag reflex. They have nice legs though, so good to ditch the pants. 2/10
Steven: I’m ready to see this cha-cha inspired gear make it’s way to the garbage bag. 3/10
Tiffany: This outfit gets a 4 from me, for lack of imagination and too many damn ruffles. I think I’m being generous. 4/10

JILLIAN
Erin: Too bad she was stuck behind a podium on “contestant’s row”, because I really want to see more of the outfit. From what little we could see, I kinda liked it. 7/10
Melanie: She looks good but nothing too exciting here, so she gets a middle of the road score. 5/10
Steven: Cute and simple, but nothing mind-blowing. 8/10
Tiffany: Jillian looked great this week.  I love the simplicity, and it’s well put together. 8/10

KATIE LEA
Erin: I’m not quite sure if I like it. I definitely think it fits her character and demonstrates some creativity on her part, but I can’t imagine being able to even stomach it on any other Diva. That’s a testament to her spooky persona, I guess.. Still, I think the look could be a lot more cohesive. 6/10
Melanie: Not a fan of this particular style, but it’s unique and her own & she makes it work Tim Gunn-style. 6/10
Steven: Loving the gothic look on Katie, especially the top. The blonde dreads gotta go however. 7/10
Tiffany: Katie gets an automatic 8 for this outfit.  I’m a fan of the gothic-kooky girl look.  Or as Tazz would say, “Zombie hot.” 8/10

KELLY KELLY
Erin: Kelly’s gotten the memo that if you keep a look simple, and you’re less likely to fail. The glaring hot pink is kinda much (We know you’re a girl!), but it doesn’t really hurt the overall look. 7/10
Melanie: Extremely pleasant surprise from Kelly. Simple and classy. 7/10
Steven: I love that Kelly went for classy rather than trashy. The high-waisted skirt looks great on her. 9/10
Tiffany: Kelly made me proud this week.  She looked all grown up.  Hardly the glorified stripper of yesteryear. 7/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

LAYLA
Erin: I love that shade of blue, and her new style is kind of intriguing.. It’s not the best “signature” ring attire in the WWE or even on Smackdown (Rhinestone overkill, for one..), but at least seeing it in every shade of the rainbow isn’t going to be all that boring. 7/10
Melanie: I’m liking Layla’s new attire, this shade of blue looks amazing on her. 8/10
Steven: Same outfit, new color. The electric blue looks great on her though. 7/10
Tiffany: I’m really not a fan of Layla’s recent attires.  The structure of the top is rather off-putting, and studs are only digestible in small doses.  The hair was looking good this week, at least. 5/10

MADISON RAYNE
Erin: Just because they’re selling cheap white lace by the foot doesn’t mean you need to incorporate an entire roll into your outfit, Madison. Waaay too much of what otherwise could have been a good thing. 4/10
Melanie: Torrie Wilson, is that you girl? I was never a fan when Torrie rocked this look but it looks ‘cute’, I guess. She does pull it off. 7/10
Steven: Maddie’s giving off serious Torrie vibes. That said, I didn’t like her gear much either. 5/10
Tiffany: Madison was sending off major Torrie vibes this week, from head to toe.  I like the look, and it’s nice change of pace from the lingerie she’s grown so accustomed to. The color works like magic on her. 9/10

MELINA
Erin: I like the dark colors–they’re a departure from usual Diva outfits. It’s definitely one of Melina’s better outfits since her return–no extraneous parts and the designs look cool instead of gaudy. Who says you can’t mix black and brown? 8/10
Melanie: A nice change from her usual colours, the copper colour complements her. 7/10
Steven: Not a fan of animal print, but I love the overall color of the outfit. 8/10
Tiffany: I’ll admit, Melina gave me major hair envy this week!  Real or not, girl is a walking Herbal Essences ad.  Plus, her outfits always remind me of a Mortal Kombat character.  That gets an automatic 9! 9/10

MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: I like the layering concept with both the tank tops and the skirt. The skirt isn’t too tiny and the tank top doesn’t reveal much, so it’s not your usual Diva-meets-hooker street clothes. It may be a bit too sparkly for my taste, though.. If the skirt was a plain black and she could keep her right boob covered, this look would get an A+. 8/10
Melanie: I really like this look, it’s chic and fashionable, Michelle has been looking really good lately. 8/10
Steven: Definitely loses points for that sequined skirt *shudder* Otherwise, not a bad look. 6/10
Tiffany: The shawl adorned too much like drapery, and the whole outfit actually shot better backstage than it did onstage.  Michelle can work a dress as good as (if not better than) the rest of them.  I could have just done without the extra piece. 7/10

ROSA MENDES
Erin: It’s pretty simple, and we didn’t get that great of a look at it, but it’s tough to go horribly wrong with an all-black ensemble. The one part that interested me was the one-shoulder sleeve, but aside from that, it didn’t really wow me.. 7/10
Melanie: She’s found what works for her and she’s sticking to it & rocking the hell out of it, I might add. 7/10
Steven: Rosa is looking hot as always, even in a simple black dress. The weave is even looking a little better. 9/10
Tiffany: Black is certainly Rosa’s shade (and she knows it).  It’s nice to see that bit of continuity in her apparel.  7, I’ll even give the weave a pass. 7/10

ROXXI
Erin: I’m not big on stars in the decorative sense–too Avril Lavigne for me. On Roxxi, it looks a little more “American Gladiators”, which is probably a step up, but that’s not saying much. 5/10
Melanie: It seems a like a more ‘traditional’ wrestling outfit, but it doesn’t work in 2009. 4/10
Steven: Kinda plain to be honest, but not horrible. 5/10
Tiffany: Roxanne, for the love of God put OFF the red light! 3/10

TARA
Erin: Apart from the cheesy cap, she pulls off the badass look better than any other Knockout–or Diva, for that matter–ever could. Quite frankly, if we’re talking MMA fashion, I’m just glad she’s not wearing something with the word “Affliction” emblazoned all over it. 7/10
Melanie: Tara looked so hot, her body looked toned and the black suits her incredibly. 7/10
Steven: Tara’s looking badass in her black-on-black ensemble. The electric tape is a bit distracting though. 8/10
Tiffany: Tara was looking mighty venomous in her MMA gear this week. 8!  I want to see more. 8/10

TAYLOR WILDE
Erin: Reminds me of Layla’s outfit in the cut and color, but Taylor doesn’t go rhinestone-crazy, so she wins that contest. It think the white laces are a kinda cute touch, too. The shorts kind of look uncomfortable, though. Maybe if they were a tad bit longer.. 7/10
Melanie: I really like this outfit and the bangs, she looks cute and well put together. 7/10
Steven: The electric blue seems to be pretty popular, huh? Taylor pulls it off wonderfully here. Loving the laces down the side. The bangs are cute too. 9/10
Tiffany: Love the blue.  Taylor knows what works for her and is sticking with it.  Can’t fault her for that.  I just wish she’d share the wealth with her tag partner! 8/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

The Bella Twins: 12/40
Roxxi: 17/40
Madison Rayne: 25/40
Katie Lea: 27/40
Layla: 27/40
Jillian: 28/40
Michelle McCool: 29/40
Kelly Kelly: 30/40
Rosa Mendes: 30/40
Tara: 30/40
Taylor Wilde: 31/40
Melina: 32/40

LOSER(S): THE BELLA TWINS. I guess we’ll never forget the way these “ladies in red” look tonight, but they won’t be fond memories.

WINNER: MELINA. Beating out Taylor by a single point, Melina wins this one by the skin of her teeth, or should we say tights?

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!