The Guide to Impact (January 14th, 2010): The Second Coming of Love
This week on TNA Impact, one of the biggest news stories of 2009 came full circle as former Knockouts Champion Angelina Love made her return to the company after being released in September due to visa issues. But before we get into that, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne of The Beautiful People took on new Knockouts Tag Team Champions Awesome Kong and Hamada. Check out the match and Angelina's return below:
The Beautiful People make their way to the ring first, sporting their new matching...
The Guide to Impact (Jan. 4th, 2010): Knockouts Go Live, Brother
The much-buzzed 'Monday Night War' experiment is over... at least for now, with TNA Impact going live last night for a three hour show up against WWE's Raw. With two Knockouts matches announced prior to the show, I kind of knew what to expect -- and I got just that. I knew the ODB vs Tara bout wouldn't be great as their past matches haven't lived up to the hype, and I knew that the Tag Team Championship match between Sarita, Taylor Wilde vs Awesome Kong and Hamada would be awesome given time...
The Tiffany Guide to Impact: This is a Joke, Right?
Often imitated but never duplicated, it's the Tiffany Guide to Impact. This week, TNA's creative team takes a nap. Meanwhile, this week's episode of TNA Impact is laced with a boost of testosterone that could only be matched by that of Tiger Woods. First off, we'll go right ahead and expunge the pink elephant in the room: The Beautiful People (Velvet Sky vs. Lacey Von Erich ft. Madison Rayne) in a mud wrestling match.
I'm on the fence about this "match" purely because any way I ...
The Tiffany Guide to Impact: Deck the Halls Knockouts
This week on Impact, ODB gives Tara a panic attack, Dixie Carter spills the beans, Kristal lays down the law, Lauren gets woman-handled a la Mi Pi Sexy, and Jeff Jarrett tells TNA to kiss his ass! Meanwhile, Tazz responds with a sturdy "WHO?" to the mention of Lacey Von Erich. The Tiffany Guide to Impact: sharing the same sentiments with TNA's road agents since 2009.
While that pretty much summarizes last night's episode in a nutshell, TNA still manages to squeeze in a 5-minute Knockouts ...
The Tiffany Guide to Impact: The Knockouts Go Cold Turkey
With the quality you've come to expect and the enthusiasm you've come to enjoy, the Tiffany Guide to Impact helps you come down from your cramp-inducing turkey high: with a steaming plate of reheated Knockout action, and a side of stale competition. In perhaps the greatest Knockout tradition of all, this TNA Knockout battle royale is brought to you by yet another hair extension malfunction. (Hint: it's a dark track this time. Not to fear, Lacey Von Erich. You're in the clear this tim...
The Tiffany Guide to Impact: Not So Friendly Competition
This week on Impact, we're treated to double the dose in Knockout action. As per usual, we try not to overdose on TNA's overwhelming generosity.
In the first contest, Hamada takes on one half of the TNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Taylor Wilde. Taylor enters the Impact Zone by her lonesome and does the tango with herself. (Not to be confused with the type of solo-activity recently made famous by Carrie Prejean).
At the start of the match, Hamada and Taylor lock up. Taylor ...
The Tiffany Guide to Turning Point: A Means to an End
Setting women's relations back faster than Tila Tequila and the Home Shopping Network, the Tiffany Guide returns just in time for yet another TNA PPV! With the same quality you've come to expect, and the unbridled TNA commentary you've come to enjoy.
Good appeared to conquer all evil last Sunday night at Turning Point. First in Knockout action sought the Beautiful People (Madison Rayne/Velvet Sky/Lacey Von Erich) vs. ODB, Sarita, and Taylor Wilde with all titles at stake. Of course, w...
The Tiffany Guide to Impact: Business Just Picked Up…Kinda
With Knockouts pushed into the headlines and into the unemployment line this week, this has proven to be a rather dim past several days for TNA. In an effort to boost the Knockouts' morale, the Tiffany Guide makes its long-awaited return - still finding a way into your hearts via a computer screen and still bringing in more ratings than Impact!
This week, the Original Knockout Traci Brooks takes on The Future Legend Alissa Flash.
As the very dashing Alissa Flash makes her way to ...
The Tiffany Guide to Impact: Beatdowns, Behemoths and Ugly Sticks
This week on Impact, TNA gives us a double dose of Knockouts action. But first, we're treated to the second installment of The Beautiful People's 'movie', "Meanest Girls." Oh joy... Watch below as Velvet, Madison and Lacey find a surprise while searching for the Tag Team Champs, Saritaylor:
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TBP make their way into the Knockouts locker room, expecting to terrorize Saritaylor, but are met by the Knockout Champion ODB instead. After tossing some insults their way, ODB ...
The Tiffany Guide to Impact: RIP Raisha Saeed
It's the Tiffany Guide to Impact... without Tiffany? While our TNA correspondent vacays it up, yours truly will be providing the Impact commentary this week! And what an episode to come in on! Following an underwhelming Bound for Glory pay per view, we were lured with the promise of Awesome Kong vs Raisha Saeed, a match that seemed inevitable from the moment one Melissa Anderson donned the burkha and hijab back in January 2008. And so it would be...
But first, we start out with a 'fluff' ...
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