Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you. Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week?

Let’s find out…

Up first in this week’s batch of tweetable delicacies, we have one half of the Divas of Doom, and perhaps one of the reasons her fellow counterpart took home the silver and pink championship Sunday night at Hell in a Cell… of course I’m referring to the one and only, Natalya (@NatByNature), who witnessed some PDA on a flight and had some choice words for the couple involved.

Let that be a lesson to you all that until you register a passing score on the Natalya Neidhart scale of cuteness (1 being the lowest, Gismo being the highest) you should always check around you before making out in public to be sure the pink and black adorned Diva is nowhere to be seen!

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And what would Natalya be without her fellow sister of destruction topping the list as well? That’s right – number two in this week’s Tweets of the Week goes to the brand new WWE Divas Champion, Beth Phoenix (@TheBethPhoenix) who mentions what happened when a WWE Superstar offered her a ride in his shiny car.

If that doesn’t describe the Pin-Up Strong movement, then I don’t know what will. The new WWE Champion sitting passenger side to everyone’s favorite Glamazon should be a sign of things to come for any man who offers Beth a ride in their car (even if it’s not to the level of fanciness as Alberto’s).

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Coming up next we have a debut to the list! Alongside being the first opponent for Kana in the entire United States this weekend, she also teamed up with a TNA Knockout and left with a boot print on her face! Of course, I am referring to the Blasian Persuasian… The Princess… Mia Yim (@MiaYim) who recollects on a dream she had this past weekend while at SHIMMER… or was it a dream?

Whether this was a dream or not, it would certainly be an honor to be splashed by such a legend. Of course, we will likely never know whether this actually happened or not unless we were at SHIMMER, so we’ll have to wait for some of the Diva Dirt team to return back with a report and see.

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Continuing aboard the SHIMMER train, we come to one of the most synonymous faces to grace the entire series of DVD sets. She’s the first ever champion… Legend in the making… Ladies and gentlemen, a href=”http://www.diva-dirt.com/tag/sara-del-rey”>Sara Del Rey (@TheSaraDelRey) brings forth yet another reason to show how she is better than us.

Were YOU able to jump rope in a Japanese hotel room? I didn’t think so. As if we needed another reason to know how the Queen of Wrestling is better than us, Sara Del Rey continues to provide us with them which is so caring of her. Let’s all take a moment and bow to her greatness please.

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Finally, we conclude today’s services with a WSU talent… in fact, she is the brand new Spirit Champion, and all around one of the best tweeters you will find. If you aren’t following her yet, take it from me that you should in fact do so now. That’s right, before you even continue reading past the photo, follow Jessicka Havok (@J_Hav) and bask in both her and her cat’s glory.

Hopefully J-Hav’s cat doesn’t take up any more WSU traits, although it would be kind of cool to see a feline join the Midwest Militia. There can never be too many members willing to take the company by storm, and while the group already strikes fear into the hearts of all who witness them, having a deadly clawing cat would perhaps even add to the intensity!

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you. Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week?

Let’s find out…

After a well rested break, Tweets of the Week is back and better than ever. This week the categories are split rather evenly, but we’ll start off with the Diva selection first. The winner is…. drumroll, please…. Kaitlyn! (@KaitlynWWE) who gave us some insight into what a typical morning in the life of an NXT winner is like.

I must admit there really is nothing like waking up to the sound of chairs flipping, constant bleeping, and crowd members making hand gestures to let who ever is on stage go at it. Could it be a bit too much of the baby daddy dilemmas, though? It’s always good to mix it up, so here’s hoping Kaitlyn gets her geek to chic one day this week!

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Up next, we dive into the Knockout batch this week, and I can think of no better to start out with than one half of the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Champions, Brooke Tessmacher (@BrookeAdamsTNA) who provided her thoughts to the highly controversial fight over the weekend involving Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather.

As seen in her video with fellow Champion, Tara, Brooke is a bit of a wild child… and quite frankly it makes me like her even more than I already did. Mayweather may have made a bitch move, but how about he tries to amend it by stepping into the wrestling ring (one more time) and face the Tag Champs?  I’m sure he’d easily become a Tessflocker…

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Continuing on with the Knockout glory, we have one of the women Brooke actually defeated to win the coveted belts, Rosita (@RositaTNA) who responds to fellow Knockout Traci Brooks regarding her Formspring account (website where fans can ask people questions anonymously).

It’s no secret that in wrestling (primarily women’s) there are some pretty deranged fans of feet out there. Many of the ladies have taken to their Twitter accounts and commented on such… creepiness, but hopefully one day, the foot fans will realize that it’s rather uncomfortable for the girls to respond to, and in turn, cease such behavior.

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Up next, we enter the women of the independents portion, with one who is making a big name for herself in WSU. A former WSU Tag Team Champion, ladies and gentlemen… Marti Belle (@martibelle) who brings to us one of those instances where a mother most certainly knows best.

If only all of our mothers had such wisdom and such knowledge to pass on, perhaps the troubles of daily life i.e. poor reception, or stomach sickness wouldn’t be so bad. I would like a follow up tweet to know if her brother actually did as he was told, and better yet, if it worked?!

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And finally, who better to bring us to a close than the “Queen of Wrestling” Sara Del Rey (@TheSaraDelRey) who describes something about a man she saw that she found rather attractive.

How about it, guys? Would you display such foolish behavior if you knew it would “WOW” the Queen? Perhaps this male should have got down on the ground, pulled his hand from the pit area, and proceeded in bowing down to all that is right in the wrestling world… Sara Del Rey!

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you. Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week?

Let’s find out…

This week, the Knockouts dominate the scene, so lets open things up with the other two categories possible, starting off with your much needed Diva fix. The plaid loving AJ (@WWEAJLee) discusses how she spent her weekend competing in a mixed tag down at FCW, before having to leave for SmackDown the same night.

While I give sincere props to AJ for taking on a hectic weekend schedule, it does seem as if she is starting to feel the effects of the WWE life. What this tweet begs me to question though, is how many other stars have seen imaginary unicorns, but failed to mention it in a way that AJ has? Perhaps The Great Khali? Hopefully Vanessa doesn’t suffer an attack at the hands of Maxine, or there could be hell to pay…

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Up next, our dose of the independents comes to us with the “Queen of Wrestling” Sara Del Rey (@TheSaraDelRey), who makes her tweet of the week debut by bringing to attention a failed celebrity (okay not really) sighting that she experienced over the weekend.

I shudder to think what type of woman would even remotely appear to look like Mark Henry, but I’m sure there are a few out there. Whatever the case may be, she should feel honored that the Queen of Wrestling took time out of her busy schedule consisting of pain and destruction, to acknowledge her on her Twitter account. This does not seem like an easy feat to accomplish, so congratulations to Mrs. Henry.

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Now onto the Knockouts, and there are three of them this week, two of which make their debut. First up, we have the return of SoCal Val (@SoCalValerie) who proves her knowledge of technology does not seem to be her greatest asset to the wrestling community.

Poor Val. Thank God she’s behind a microphone during her Pillow Talk segments and not operating the camera, or things could get a bit messy. I do see her side in the matter though, I mean after all, a hashtag is a pretty odd name to call a normal sentence that has no spaces and begins with the # symbol. I’d say the score is more like Technology: 1/2 Val: 0.

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Continuing the Knockout trend, we have the debuting Velvet Sky (@VelVelHoller), who actually tweeted while in the middle of a scary situation over the weekend. No, it wasn’t a hurricane. No, it wasn’t a tornado… Just see for yourselves!

If there’s one thing we can take pleasure in grasping from all of this, it’s that through thick & thin, Angelina and Velvet still have each others’ backs… so we think. It remains to be seen if Angelina was actually the person to get Velvet out of the elevator, or if she even did get out! Nonetheless, Velvet made me chuckle this week, and I’m glad she was able to escape the clutches of the elevator.

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And finally, what would one be without the other? Rounding off our top 5 this week is Velvet’s former best friend, Angelina Love (@ActualALove) who describes to her fans a plane ride she was on earlier this week.

I question what flight attendant seriously tells people to shut their Gameboys off anymore, and it looks as if I’m not the only one. Let’s just hope Angelina wasn’t on this flight as her former best friend was trapped in an elevator, or there could be even more trouble between the two.

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you. Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week?

Let’s find out…

First up this week we have the Divas of the WWE, and who better to start off with than the woman who was crowned ‘Best in-game Diva model’ for the big roster reveal of WWE ’12 this week, Maryse (@maryse0uellet) who manages to make time for her tweeting habits as she and fellow Diva, Eve Torres, head out from Axxess.

Great to see that through all the little children (and probably Hornswoggle somewhere in the crowd of them) Maryse can still make time to let her Planet Sexy followers know the happenings of her day to day life. It takes a multi-talented female to accomplish all of this, but way to go Maryse. Hopefully these children will one day learn that the error of their mischievous ways, but if they look up to Hornswoggle as a role model, they probably won’t.

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Up next in the Diva batch, after a two week hiatus from her Tweets of the Week domination, we have the returning AJ (@WWEAJLee) who just this morning, took notice of her new milestone… No, not in Super Mario, but reaching 50,000 followers on Twitter.

Who doesn’t enjoy either of those things? Speak up in the comments if not (cheap plug). In reality, it’s pretty impressive for AJ to reach 50k when some Superstars aren’t even to that level. I guess it shows that the fans connect with the resident Geek goddess (okay, I’m turning into a commentator)… Nonetheless, congrats AJ, and rock that schoolboy like no other.

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Transitioning to this week’s dose of Knockouts, the recently single Cookie (@CookieTNA) has taken the world by storm with her coining of the hit phrase, “Peace out DOUCHEBAG” on this past week’s impact.

Who knows if this will take off, but so far so good. Nobody would’ve ever guessed “Let the Pigeons Loose” would become as popular as it is today, so Cookie seems to be in great company. Let’s hope her marketing skills match the level of perfection as her screeches of harmony and she turns a big profit from this. Who wouldn’t want to walk into a local eating establishment sporting a “PEACE OUT DOUCHEBAG” shirt?

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Now we take it to the independents, where this week’s first winner is none other than one half of the Canadian Ninjas, Portia Perez (@pperezninja), who discusses a recent life and death situation she experienced.

Ahh, even though I’m not a big movie fan, I was forced into viewing the 4th installment of the Indiana Jones series… Not their finest work, indeed. We all should be thankful Portia chose her life, for she can continue to rid the world of undeserving tag teams and once again dominate the entire scene with fellow ninja of Canadian residency, Nicole Matthews.

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And finally, we end today’s featured tweets with a debut to the list. None other than WSU Hall of Famer, April Hunter (@AprilHunter) who enlightens us with some business she recently attended to whilst sitting on her sofa.

‘Holy hairy’ may be the greatest opening to tweet since Twitter was founded (or become popular), and it’s only fitting that a Hall of Famer be recognized for her comical tweeting. It’s unfortunate to hear that April is sick, but it’s refreshing to see that her illness has not affect her ability to comically tweet.

That’s all for Tweets of the Week this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also be sure to direct your Tweets of the Weeks suggestions to us @divadirt 

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

First up this week in the Tweets of the Week categories come the WWE Divas, and who better to begin with than the new number one contender for the Divas Championship, Beth Phoenix (@TheBethPhoenix) who continues to provide followers with shining examples of how they, too, can be #pinupstrong…

Beth has been providing some pretty interesting scenarios on how to be #pinupstrong but I found this to be one of the best yet. She has definitely broken records, and I’m sure bones and hearts as well, plus with her sweet new display picture, I can think of no one better way to open this weeks feature with than the Diva who could net her first butterfly next weekend at SummerSlam.

Up next, we shy away from the Divas into the second category of the week, TNA Knockouts. While there are many to choose from, I think this week’s has to go to the feisty Mexican-American chihuahua herself, Rosita (@RositaTNA) who discusses her recent altercation with a male flight attendant.

It’s true that Rosita may be on the shorter side, but I certainly wouldn’t want to challenge her opinion on anything. I’m sure she can pack a mean punch, and whether or not this flight attendant was on the receiving end of one, he should have known better than to challenge someone who’s profession is beating people up (legally) for a living.

Now with the main two concluded, we move on to the third of five categories this week (yes, each tweet is from someone with a different role in wrestling, you’ll see). Representing the women of the independents is none other than WSU Spirit Champion, Sassy Stephie (@SassyStephie) who speaks of one of the current WWE Champions, CM Punk, and his ability to kick it old school.

Interesting point made from Stephie, and one I agree with. It’s been far too long since a champion wore their title around the waist in WWE. Most sport the over the shoulder look, and while that’s fine and dandy, it’s refreshing to see a change of pace on the top show.

Fourth in the batch, we have someone representing those who have retired from the sport of wrestling. She’s a former WWE developmental Diva, as well as a former TNA Knockout, but recently hung her boots up after a final match in ChickFight against Alissa Flash, yes I am talking about the one and only Taylor Wilde (@TaylorWilde) who speaks on the topic of a nice and easy Canadian meal plan.

Much like ramen noodles are to the United States, It seems like in Canada they do things a little bit differently, eh? Okay, lame Canadian joke aside, it’s enlightening of Taylor to share a plan for all of her Canadian followers who may not have known how to prepare meals to the fullest extent. So for that Taylor, thank you.

And finally, after going through a WWE Diva, TNA Knockout, independent talent, and a retired female wrestler, what possible category is left, you ask? Well… I don’t really know, and that describes the fifth selection perfectly because I don’t really know what to classify her as. Of course, I am referring to none other than (former?) WWE Diva, Gail Kim (@GailKimITSME) who responds to a question about her current status, being WWE didn’t officially announce her release.

Well said Gail, well said. Perhaps they forgot to announce her release? It wouldn’t surprise me considering they’ve pretty much forgotten about her for the better part of three years. Gail’s responses since revealing her departure have been nothing short of brilliant, and it further leads me to wonder why she was pretty much a mute if she had all of this entertainment bottling up inside. Thankfully Twitter allows her to show it, at least. In fact, Gail provided so many great tweets this week we could’ve dedicated this entire post to her!

That’s it for Tweets of the Week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to tweet your suggestions to us @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

Starting us off this week, I’ve decided to organize this a bit better between Divas, Knockouts, and the independents, therefore we will begin with the independents. One half of Team Be Jealous, Allysin Kay (@Allysin_Kay) has some words of advice for the friendships one makes in life.

Very wise words indeed, and definitely worthy to live by.  It’s important for everyone to always pick your friends wisely for they could be what gives you enjoyment or torture in the years to come. Perhaps if you find yourself in a similar situation as Allysin, it’s a clear indication of how things could go from there.

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Coming up next, we enter the category of the TNA Knockouts, as resident jersey girl, Cookie (@CookieTNA) has had just about enough of her guido, Robbie E, and his constant plugging for his dudes to buy a pair of his ring worn wrestling boots off of Ebay.

It’s no secret if you’re someone that follows Robbie on twitter, much as I, that he does seem to plug his boots/shades/clothes/etc. an awful lot, and it seems that Cookie may not only be tired of it, but tired of him as well. Could this foreshadow a break up between the two? If it leads to them getting more screen time, I’m all for it.

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Continuing on with the TNA Knockout section, although I’m not sure what to classify her as due to her recent invasions of the iMPACT Zone with veteran, Jacqueline, it’s ODB (@TheODBBam) who recollects the pain she suffers from being escorted out of the arena two weeks ago when attempting to ambush Velvet Sky once more.

It’s no secret how admirable it is when wrestler suffer so much pain for the fans, but it’s pretty unique for the pain to not be from in-ring competition. This wasn’t the first time ODB was taken away in handcuffs, scouting back to her OVW days, but it seems the pain doesn’t get any better with experience. Well, at least she got some enjoyment out of it…

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Now we head to the final category of the column, representing the WWE Divas this week first off, is Brie Bella of the Bella Twins (@thebellatwins) who began a conversation Saturday night on Twitter that escalated into diarrhea, Arby’s roast beef, Divas wanting Zack Ryder, and more.

Diva Dirt has been critical of the stink face maneuver, but at least Brie finally admits the reason as to why she ends up falling for it every time it’s used. I have to say though, that I’m surprised Brie (or Nikki) is poking fun at Kelly for stuffing her face, isn’t that what they wanted her to do all along?!

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Lastly, we have perhaps the most important tweet of them all this week, as it comes from the woman on top (You’re missed, Maxine) of the Diva food chain, WWE Divas Champion, Kelly Kelly (@RealKellyKelly), who offers her reply to the Bella Twins vicious Twitter slander earlier in the night.

Look at Kelly fighting back! One has to admire the use of social media to add where screen time leaves off, and whether it be about being a horrible friend, or pooping in an Arby’s establishment, it seems the Divas are using Twitter to their advantage. After the serious accusations made from the Bellas earlier in the night, Kelly’s reply sent the tweeting world into overdrive as Eve, Maryse, and even Zack Ryder, The Miz, and CM Punk got involved in the banter later on.

That’s all for Tweets of the Week this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweet of the Week suggestions to us on @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

First up in this weeks batch, we have former WWE Womens Champion, Gail Kim (@GailKimITSME) who posed a fear she had in regards to one of the many photos fellow Diva, Natalya, posts using her now famed feline, Gismo, as the model.

I’m sure everybody knows about Natalya’s great use of Gismo photos through her Twitter account. It’s become the most entertaining thing on Twitter sometimes, and with great reason should Gail be concerned.  Gismo could very well turn out to be the next great feline phenomenon, like a Garfield, or a Cat in the Hat, if you will, but to get him to that level of fame, one must make sure he is always at his best to pose for the camera. Good looking out, Gail!

Up next in the coveted top 5 countdown is another Diva (you will see that’s a pretty common thing this week), but not only just another Diva, but another former Women’s Champion. Spot numero dos this week goes to The Glamazon herself, Beth Phoenix (@TheBethPhoenix) who provided a few tips on remaining #pinupstrong this week.

Nothing strikes fear into someone like a tough sweaty female with a Macho Man Randy Savage bow in her hair, hats off to you el Glamazon for your creativity and trendsetting in creating a new hashtag for the world to use. We all know, I’m sure, how grueling the training and traveling is for the Superstars and Divas of the WWE, but it’s refreshing to see someone able to put a positive spin on the situation, and hey, would a Macho Man mention ever be a bad thing?

One… Two… Three times the charm, and up in the third position this week, we switch it over to the independents, where SHIMMER star, and former (longest reigning might I add) Tag Team Champion, Portia Perez (@pperezninja) enlightens us on some of her plans for when her wrestling days come to an end.

I’m pretty sure that’s everyone’s goal in the post-wrestling phase due to the strict diet one must keep when on the road and looking toned for in ring competition, yet somehow, coming from Portia it seems much more intimidating than if someone else were to say it. Never the less, let’s hope this doesn’t get to happen for a very long time, and that Portia continues to entertain the masses for years to come.

You may have noticed the break Tweets of the Week has been on lately, and while I hope it was missed by many, I am pleased to announce another return to the column, WWE SmackDown Diva, AJ (@WWEAJLee) who posted some pretty interesting tweets in regards to her recent flight experiences.

This was just one of many humorous airplane tweets from the resident Geek Goddess of SmackDown, but it was personally my favorite of the bunch. It’s no secret that TSA has been a complaint that many face when going to the airport, so to have one let you pass by due to your hair is a great compliment and should be rewarded. And hey, it’s also a good thing that no mysterious lady parts were harmed in the making of this tweet.

Rounding out the top five this week is a former Tough Enough contestant/Diva in training who recently arrived at FCW. She’s known for a certain thing. I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about… yYs, she’s known for being the sister of SmackDown diva, Alicia Fox. That’s right, I’m speaking of FCW Diva, Caylee Turner/Christina Crawford (@WWEChristina) who commented while watching last Sunday’s Money in the Bank pay per view…

Being kicked in the “who-ha” most likely doesn’t feel like the best thing in the world, but look at the determination Christina shows in wanting to become champion, willing to put her body on the line like that. I stand here and tip my hat to her, but I certainly hope she never has to go through that on Raw or SmackDown to get a championship belt. Train hard, work hard, and protect the “who-ha” is the motto for this week’s Tweets of the Week.

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

Up first, we have a newcomer to the list. You may know her from such audios as “Allison Danger Versus…”, SHIMMER pre-show, SPARKLE, or ArenaChicks. Please welcome Mia Svensson (@TrueMiaSvensson) who gives a little insight to those claiming to be wrestlers…

So to all of those people out there claiming that training is a piece of cake, I don’t believe Mia would agree with you. It may come easy to some at first, but there is a long way to go before making it to the level where you can be counted on to perform in front of crowds. Of course, not everyone will agree with the previous tweet, but would anyone dare say anything different to Mia Svensson? Highly unlikely for fear of facing ultimate destruction.

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Second up to the table comes former WWE Divas Champion, Maryse (@maryse0uellet), who got into a bit of a debate earlier this week with fellow Canadian, Rosa Mendes over a variety of topics. Perhaps the biggest ‘burn’ coming from the argument would have to be Maryse’s comparison of trophy cases. Check below…

Ouch. That had to sting a little. While we take nothing away from the effort Rosa Mendes has put into getting in shape with that jump rope, Maryse does have a point. However, while Rosa’s jump rope may do little to add to her trophy case, the Slammy that it helped her win surely speaks volumes. Can Maryse claim she had the best use of exercise equipment in 2010? I think not.

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Following the former Divas Champion path, we have the Diva who isn’t afraid to settle a tea kettle if it’s out of line, Natalya (@NatByNature) as she responded to Gail Kim’s statement that her final dream opponent left is the pink and black one herself.

Ahh yes, the infamous can-can from Raw a few weeks ago. It’s pretty interesting for Natalya to inform us that Gail Kim was so upset she actually attacked Nattie during rehearsal. Perhaps it was because Natalya was kicking higher? Or maybe she was prepping to face off against her former friend, Melina, and simply used Nattie as practice? I’m sure it was nothing to do with the fact that she would be performing a can-can routine on Raw or anything. Whatever the reason, Natalya vs. Gail? Yes please.

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Heading back to the independent scene, up next is a woman who makes her return to the list for a second week in a row. She shined at the WSU Uncensored Rumble in her bout with Alicia that went all around the entire arena, and of course, I’m referring to the one and only, Jessicka Havok (@J_Hav) who had some words of encouragement for Brittany Savage upon hearing the news that Savage faced a concussion after the show.

Endearing, sweet, and modest. J-Hav is one of a kind in her tweets, and she tells it just like it is. It’s no secret that Havok can get business done in the ring (or around the arena) if need be, but it’s refreshing to see this caring side of her as well. I bet if any one of you had a concussion, you would love someone to tweet saying “This isn’t a fucking beauty pageant.” Thumbs up to J-Hav!

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Finally, we round the top five out this week with yet another talent from the independents. She has been seen throughout SHIMMER, but is found more so in the Texas area, recently making it to the finals of the ACW Queen of Queens tournament before placing second (don’t worry, first is the worst and second is the best after all). I’m talking about the Goddess of Wrestling, Athena (@wg06athena) who was asked by fellow wrestler, Mia Yim, if her love would increase for Yim should she add to her level of Asian-ness by marrying and having little Asian children…

With the announced remake of ‘The Flintstones’ coming to FOX in 2012, what would you all say to a Brady Bunch remake starring Mia Yim and Athena? Perhaps you’re not sold…well as they always say, a picture’s worth a thousand words…

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

Up first… well, let’s be honest, you know she’d be here. She’s been here every week, because honestly her tweets are the top of the food chain when it comes to randomness, which is the top goal I look for in a possible Tweet of the Week, so for the fourth consecutive week, AJ (@WWEAJLee) graces our coveted list, this time, describing the feeling she got when competing in a battle royal at a recent FCW show.

I won’t lie, AJ has probably been the focus of a dream of two, but how can she not with tweets that entertain(ment) us so much? AJ may never lose her spot on this feature if the comedic tweets keep coming, but one thing’s for sure, and that’s that this once tiny spicy turned WWE Diva certainly does make the rain fall!~

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Up next on the list, we head out to the independent scene, as our first debut cracks the list. WSU’s very own, Jessicka Havok (@J_Hav), had some pretty intense words for her opponent at last night’s pay-per-view, Alicia.

Ouch, sounds painful doesn’t it? I can’t imagine anyone would appreciate being yanked by the pigtails, let alone having their face slammed into someone’s knee. J-Hav certainly does seem rather intimidating, yet somehow, still manages to be entertaining. A breath of fresh air to the Twitterverse, although Alicia might not have many breaths left after those fighting words.

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Thirdly, we bring to you another debuting WSU star to the Tweets of the Week, and she just so happens to know the previous entrant quite well. That’s right, also cracking the top 5 this week is none other than the woman who when asked her summer plans, responded with: “To F— some bitches up.” I bring to you Allysin Kay (@allysin_kay) who describes just what goes in to debuting new gear…

Ahhh, procrastination at its finest. I hope you all take a good long look at this tweet when a female wrestler is seen sporting the same gear multiple times, because judging by Allysin’s tweet, a lot goes into developing a new one. We are pleased to note that Kay’s hard work paid off, as she looked great at the WSU event last night.
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Coming up fourth, we have another female wrestler who can be seen primarily on the independent circuit, although much like the two aforementioned stars, could easily make waves through one of the ‘top two’ if given the opportunity. A personal favorite of mine, Marti Belle (@martibelle), who gives her thoughts on a hot topic regarding the TNA Knockouts, Miss Tessmacher’s ring entrance.

I’m sure a wise man once said it’s not the size of the basketballs that matters, and he’s right. Large and in charge or not, both Marti Belle and Miss Tessmacher (seriously, is her first name really Miss?) are both extremely attractive, there’s no denying it. Another thing I can’t deny, is that Marti Belle has the leg up on ring names. Marti – 1. Miss – 0.

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And finally… A Diva I thought would never make this list. Not because she isn’t funny, but because she rarely tweets. Last Friday Night (haha) something impossible happened as our final entrant into the top five went on a tweeting frenzy before hitting up Waffle House with her sister. You know her, You love her… It’s former Divas Champion, and future soulmate of Husky Harris, Alicia Fox (@AliciaFoxy) who responds to a tweeter that questioned her thoughts on men who enjoy feet. Seriously.

For some reason, this random retort to an odd question pretty much set in stone that Alicia would break the top 5. Not only is she beautiful, talented, funny, and in support of Team Alusky, but she is also pretty witty. Who would have ever thought Alicia Fox would debut on Tweets of the Week, and much less, that it would involve toe jam? If anyone raises their hand to that, you are lying through your pearly whites.

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

Up first, we have Natalya (@NatByNature). On top of bringing the pink and black attack back to WWE (try saying that five times fast), she also brought her comedic stylings to Twitter with some advice for a certain Diva…

While it would be interesting to see the first ever Canadian born Samoan Princess make waves in the WWE Universe, we’d like to hope Tamina takes this warning with extreme importance. With Natalya being the only female graduate of the Hart family dungeon, I certainly wouldn’t want to infuriate Miss Neidhart in the slightest.
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Up next, we’ve got our first of the females to retain her spot from last week, Cookie (@CookieTNA). This week, Cookie describes a fond memory from her recent airport visit, and even a slight mention towards Knockout Champion, Mickie James…

Making it to second base at 7 A.M. with a TSA agent certainly might set some sort of record, but having a cavity search?! That might even top it. Here’s to hoping Cookie somehow manages to make it past the TNA agents and back to our television screens. Her presence is heavily missed…
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Thirdly, we have our opening dose of the independents this week, as former SHIMMER Tag Team Champion, Portia Perez (@pperezninja), offers some much needed advice in the wake of the recent Canadian hockey riots.

Can’t say I don’t agree with her on this one. I don’t get what trashing the defeated town does for anyone when it’s their own residents doing so. Of course, being  an American, and having witnessed what these Canadians are capable of, I certainly wouldn’t be the one to say anything. Portia, however? I highly doubt anyone would have a thing to say to her face to face.
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Next up in our top five is another debuting face from the indy circuit. A name that’s made waves over the past year, none other than Athena (@wg06athena). This week, Athena has some choice words for fellow Texan, Rachel Summerlyn, after Summerlyn commented on a dilemma many face in day to day tweeting…

What would a tweet from Athena be without calling out a hussy? Auto-correct is a serious issue facing texters in their day to day lives, and I am proud to witness Athena stand up for those who have ever had mixed up messages which could potentially be submitted to online sites for laughing purposes.
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Finally… yes, you know her and you love her (although perhaps not her theme as shown by the recent uproar) — she’s back for a third straight week!  SmackDown newcomer, AJ (@RookieAJ). Thankfully for us though, AJ has changed things up a bit this time, debuting a stunning new photo. The reason you ask?

Ahhh yes, a common misconception is the Miranda Cosgrove-AJ Lee doppelganger effect. Thanks to AJ’s keen sense of thought to switch pics though, this struggle can finally be put to rest. Does AJ Stand out enough? Or do you readers have another celebrity that could be mistaken for the pocket rocket?

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

Beginning this week, we have the sole female who was able to retain her position as a tweet of the week. Along with picking up her first singles win on SmackDown, AJ, (@RookieAJ) giddily tweeted about receiving her own titantron, showing that she is a living example of how dreams can come true.

AJ shows her fans that they too can go from making entrance videos for themselves in SmackDown vs Raw to having a real one in WWE Perhaps one day you too can achieve your own rotating three factoids on commentary.

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The Glamazon Beth Phoenix (@TheBethPhoenix) debuts as the next tweet of the week, sending out a tweet dedicated to all of the people that try to put her down…

Pretty much anyone in the public eye has dealt with their fair share of people who try to tear them down. Through all of it, it’s refreshing to see someone who is able to freely admit that they can’t please everyone. Kudos to you, el Glamazon.

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TNA Knockout, Cookie (@CookieTNA) brings to light a very real, very serious issue — the plight of the height-challenged.

It’s a sad day when the automotive industry can’t lend a helping hand to a fellow driver. Let’s all hope Cookie was able to either find someone else to drive, or rent a booster seat for her troubles. We wouldn’t want any damage done to that angelic voice!

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Keeping in line with the Knockouts, next we have the longest serving Knockout on the roster, SoCal Val (@SoCalValerie) who brings her wisdom of female trainers, specifically, famed Biggest Loser coach, Jillian Michaels, to Twitter.

It’s no secret that anyone who has seen Jillian Michaels before knows she can be a pretty scary woman when angry, happy, sad… or anything in between. I wonder what would happen if SoCal Val met Trainer Trish?

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And finally, what would this article be without a dose of the indies? And I can think of no one better equipped to bring it to us than Allison Danger (@allisondanger). Danger discusses the ongoing battle between Bieber and Deeber fever.

I have to say, I agree with Allison on this one. Personally, Deeber fever is the side I firmly stand behind. The cool hair definitely is a strong reason for it. But this does raise an interesting debate: Bieber fans or wrestling fans – who’s more crazy?

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.

Twitter may just be our favorite website on the Internet. (Aside from Diva Dirt, of course!) Where else can we keep up with the shenanigans of our favorite wrasslin’ ladies, or see the creepy questions they get from fans? So, each week we’re going to round up five of our top tweets and share them with you.

Who impressed us in 140 characters or less this week? Let’s find out…

We kick things off with Miss USA, Rima Fakih (@OfficialRima), who has some sage advice for little girls out there…

Yikes, Rima! You’re not supposed to take the lyrics so figuratively… “There’s a fire starting in my heart on my lip.”

Up next, we have a Diva who likes comic books and video games… bet you’ve heard that line from commentary just about every time she’s stepped into a ring. NXT-turned-SmackDown Diva, AJ (@RookieAJ), reveals the name for her new team with Kaitlyn:

While we couldn’t think of any name more suitable for the duo of AJ and Kaitlyn, let’s be honest, any tweet mentioning Trent Baretta is automatically a winner…

Thirdly, we have one of my personal favorite female wrestlers on the independent circuit. She can wrestle, talk, and if you’ve seen the ArenaChicks DVD, she can even change a mean tire… Introducing Sassy Stephie (@SassyStephie) commenting on Monday’s technical difficulties during Raw.

So on top of all the qualities mentioned above, Sassy Stephie also proves her taste in wrestlers is nothing short of perfection…

Let’s move on to the highlight of my Thursday nights (just barely edging out Zack Ryder) with the one, the only… Winter (@dawgkilla). Winter requested help from her loyal following on an important mission…

Loyal Diva Dirt fanbase, fret not: Winter did end up finding the star! I dont know about you, but I was a nervous wreck waiting to find out the end result of this adventure. Is there anything she can’t do?!

Finally, we conclude today’s services with a tweet from a classy, sophisticated woman of many phrases, most notably including “Bammmmm” and “Ohhhhhh.” Yes, I’m of course referring to ODB (@TheODBBAM). In this tweet, ODB advises you all to tune into Impact Wrestling by… let’s just say, using her own special methods.

Did someone say dirty whores? Ah, I can just picture the remote controls of dirty old men everywhere flicking channels to Spike TV. Clearly, TNA’s recent rebranding to Impact Wrestling wasn’t necessary — this is how you get viewers!

That’s all the tweets for this week. See any tweets that made you chuckle this week? Tell us about ‘em in the comments.

Also, be sure to direct your Tweets of the Week suggestions to us on Twitter via @divadirt.