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Daily Lulz: Inner Workings of a Maria Mark

We get a lot of e-mails from disgruntled fans and in the past, we have shared with you one particular e-mail from a lovely Ashley mark. Well since then, we haven’t really found a worthy successor — until now!

Big thank you to Ryan Short for giving me my first good chuckle of the day, I hope this e-mail hits the spot for you guys too!

WARNING: Contains strong language, so follow the cut to read:

from ryan short <[email protected]>
to [email protected]
date Sun, Sep 6, 2009 at 2:32 PM

Ok you know what melanie i am so sick of you never ever ever having a good word at all to say about maria. I’ve never seen you criticize anyone but maria. She can’t do a damn thing right can she. But Oh big ol Torrie Wilson can do know fucking worng can she. A FUCKING DIVA LEGEND? No Trish is a diva legend. You love her so god damn much your blind to the fact she never improved one bit as a wrestler. You dont believe me, go to the wrestlecrap forums and look up what some of them have said about torrie. SHe never did a damn thing of note other than playboy. True Maria has done that as well but unlike torrie being generic blonde 14634563, Maria had a character and had more charisma than torrie could ever hope to have. No wonder she could never make it in hollywood. We all know why you hate Maria you big bitch. You’ll never look as good as her. And unlike Kelly or mccunt, She never bangs everyone in sight like missy hyatt or sleep ith the dead just to get a title. Ad fucking mit it. Mccunt gets absolutly no no no reaction at all. She is not and is never getting over at all. But you just ignore the fact that maria gets big reactions at smackdown, at raw, at ppvs.

Seriously what has she ever done to you personally to warrent this hate. Is it because unlike whorrie wilson she doesnt need to cake on 5 pounds of make up to look beautiful cause maria is all naturall and never needs to get a tit job unlike whorrie wilson. If you were a little more fair and said good things as well than i wouldnt care but you can’t say a single god damn thing aobut her can you. She cares about her fans. I love to know what the fuck you know about fashion. Did you go to school for it it? No. Maria designs her own outfits which i doubt any other diva does. Give her credit for that that you the hypocritical bitch will not.

And dont try to argue back that she doesnt really love wrestling cause she got in through the diva search. Torrie wilson only got in for blowing kevin nash.

And here is the biggest hypocritical part of all. Your wishing Lilian luck and that ” oh my god we love you!!!” Never fucking once has she improved at her job. She constantly flubs her linjes all te fucking time. Alicia Keys? What the fuck is that?

But i know you’ll never fucking respond to this e-mail you hypocritical bitch. Whatever. Im gonna enjoy all the time maria spends in WWE I know she prob wont get a title but the day she does im gonna email you again and im gonna rub your fucking nose in it bitch.

And before i go enjoy

http://img44.imageshack.us/i/maria16.jpg/

http://img44.imageshack.us/i/20080301maria.jpg/

http://img44.imageshack.us/i/mariabikiniadrlaveyah4.gif/

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Thanks Ryan! Please note: E-mails of a similar lulzyness will result in public display for all to enjoy.

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