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DJs Are a Matter of Life or Death has an article up in which they question Superstars and Divas on what they would put in their own personal “survival vault”. The answers from the Divas range from the trivial (a DJ?) to the sentimental (friends and family):

“I’d definitely put an iPod in there with me singing,” noted Raw’s tone-deaf songstress, Jillian. “I’d also want another human being — maybe Britney Spears? I wouldn’t want her kids, though. Just Britney, so she can entertain me.”

The Doomsday vault, however, isn’t fun and games for everyone — especially troubled pop starlets. “My father was in the Air Force, so we had a lot of that dehydrated food and green cans [of sardines],” said Victoria, who takes the subject very seriously. “I wouldn’t have anything for looks, really. It’s basically all about survival.”

For Candice, it wouldn’t be just a Doomsday vault; it would be a Doomsday party vault.

“I’d definitely put a DJ in there,” said Raw’s sexy former Women’s Champion. “[The vault] would float on top of the water [like Noah’s Ark] until it all fell through.”

Never one to fret over the material things in life, Michelle McCool stressed the importance of having family — including golden retriever Jonah — inside her survival chamber.

“Everything else, other than my family, friends and maybe photo albums for memories, is pretty meaningless,” explained SmackDown’s All-American Girl. “You can’t put a price on the things I’d put in that vault, simple as that.”

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