Friday, March 29, 2024

Latest Posts

Raw Redux (July 29th, 2013): #OneMoreMatch!

First and foremost, I want to thank my dear colleague, Chris Riddle, for checking on me last night. I indeed had a moment during Raw, and yes, I nearly lost consciousness there for a moment. My beloved Christian defeated Alberto Del Rio in a non-title match, and through my tears of joy, I came to the realization that I may indeed get to see bb Christian get “one more match.” So overcome with emotion, I hastily made the decision that my entire Redux would have a theme this week.

That theme is, obviously, ONE MORE MATCH! Kaitlyn and AJ Lee squared off one on one last night, with Kaitlyn getting a huge win in the non-title encounter. Surely this gives her the opportunity for one more match, right? Brie Bella faced off against her Total Divas cast mate, Natalya, in a match that saw Brie pick up a huge win thanks to her sister, Nikki, and some most unique interference. Surely that’s grounds for Natalya to want revenge and have one more match, right? Right? Well I might be stretching it a bit right there, but it’s a freaking themed Redux. Bear with me.

The Divas Champ AJ and Kaitlyn had a less than memorable match last time they went one on one. Our hopes were high, as well as expectations given the fact these two ladies absolutely knocked it out of the park when AJ went for the title. Both of them had a chance at redemption on Raw, and for Kaitlyn this was everything.

This match was everything Money in the Bank should have been, to be honest. Kaitlyn looked fired up, and AJ was well, AJ. She has a lot of angst and anger at the moment. Their work was solid. They had their chemistry back, and everything gelled so well. It makes me sad that this couldn’t have been Kaitlyn’s rematch for the championship because I actually felt like she wanted it. She’s asserted herself nicely into AJ’s business this time around, and as was teased on SmackDown we could get up seeing a reunion between our favorite hybrid Diva and that perfect, blond god of a man Dolph Ziggler (our beloved Prince Dawlf)! AJ ate a wickedly awkward looking spear at the end, and Kaitlyn’s clean win over the champion was HUGE. We all kind of had an inkling that these two might up facing off for a third time for the championship, and Kaitlyn FINALLY getting a win all but secured that. I don’t see the ‘E throwing us a curveball or anything, so I reckon we’re going to see these two go at it in some capacity come SummerSlam. My humble opinion is that these ladies will end up on opposite sides of a tag team match, along with Prince Dawlf and Big E. Langston, which Dawlf and Kaitlyn picking up the victory. Then AJ and Kaitlyn will have their final title match on Raw the next night.

And regardless of who wins, can we please just have Natalya as the next contender?!

The Bellas have already stated that they feel like AJ is holding onto their property. Natalya clearly wants the championship and some recognition, and her frustration over her roll in the company is pretty clear on Total Divas. I definitely feel like the next contender will out of Brie and Natalya. If this little match was anything to go on, then I expect more from these two!

You know, I don’t really picture Nikki as a huge Duck Dynasty fan, but who am I to judge?! Swam People is a guilty pleasure of mine, and we all have our vices. I love that Nikki is still being featured in Brie’s matches despite being injured. She’s so sassy and so much fun, and her interesting way of getting to Natalya completely worked given the little backstage altercation these three had. But seriously, Natalya is no ugly duckling and the Bellas are just super mean.

And I love it!

I also have total body envy towards Brie at the moment. Her abs are enough to make our gorgeous Prince Dawlf jealous. He made sure to put in his two cents about AJ’s loss to Kaitlyn, and you guys are hilarious if you thought I forgot about that! He is our favorite honorary Diva after all!

AJ just can’t keep her hands off the former two-time World Heavyweight Champion, and well, I wouldn’t be able too either. The man is built like Adonis and if he dumped like he dumped her (which he sooooooooooooo would not because I am the Khaleesi of the world), I’d be crazy too. All this emotion AJ has right now is going to end up costing her in the long run. She basically cost her partner in crime his match against Dawlf, and pretty soon Dawlf is gunna end up slapping her crazy butt with a restraining order. Then again, Dawlf is different and probably likes the crazy.

I don’t even know anymore! All I know is Raw was pretty hot this week and I can’t wait for SmackDown! I don’t read spoilers so I don’t know if they’ve got storyline continuation going on, but I’ll be watching on SyFy this week. Between everything we’ve got going on in character, and Total Divas, these girls are red hot. I’ve never been so excited for the next chapter! Hopefully each of you echoe my sentiments. Until next time, Khaleesi…

Oh!!! Wait!!!! Don’t you guys forget… ONE MORE MATCH!

Seriously, Kaitlyn versus AJ Part III – winner take all! Brie versus Natalya for the number one contendership! Christian versus Alberto Del Rio for the World Heavyweight Championship (with my luck, bb Christian will win and freaking Damien Sandow will cash in but whatevs).

Okay anyway… Khaleesi out!

Latest Posts

Don't Miss