Position Title: TV Reviewer
My interests outside of wrestling: Shopping, writing, reading, partying.
My most played song on iTunes: “Just Close Your Eyes” – Story of the Year. Shocking right?
The movie I could watch on an endless loop: Any of the three Mighty Ducks movies. “It’s not worth winning if you can’t win big!”
My favorite book: Toss-up between The Chocolate War and anything written by Steven Brust.
My favorite fictional character: Vladimir Taltos.
My female wrestling ‘spirit animal’ would be… Melina.
If I had a free shot at any character in wrestling, I would hit… R-Truth.
If I was a wrestler, my go-to gimmick and entrance music would be… My gimmick would be that of a girl who is trying to make it to the top, even if I have to sleep with someone. The only reason I would even have a contract is because I had a steamy affair with a top male superstar and made a sex tape out of one of our hot rendezvous. It’s called blackmail and there’s nothing wrong with that. I would go on to manage a stable of male wrestlers that include Dolph Ziggler and Lucky Cannon, and everyone would hate me because I’d release my sex tape with John Cena anyway and ruin his life one Monday night at a time. Hey, a girl has to do what she has to do to get a contract and I would be shameless. The female, non-PG Rated R Superstar. As far as theme music goes, nothing is more fitting than “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry. Listen to the lyrics.
The finishing move I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of is… Kong/Kharma’s Implant Buster. It just look painful, good grief.
If I had front row seats to WrestleMania & faced the hard camera, my sign would say… “Do Me, Dolph.”