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How to Be a Halloween Diva: Part 1

Halloween is just around the corner, and if you’re stuck on a costume, you’re pretty much out of luck. But if you’re willing to prance around in costume any of the other 364 days of the year and are yearning to dress as your favorite WWE Diva, check out the “costumes” we’ve assembled. Below is Part 1, with Part 2 following tomorrow:

BETH PHOENIX

Beth Phoenix has a pretty unique look – she is the Glamazon, after all. To achieve her look, you would need to focus on the basic look: slick catsuit, long blonde hair (with red accents), and the headband/tiara that’s ever-present on her forehead.

The Look:
Hair: long blonde wig, red hair extensions
Outfit: vinyl halter catsuit, black & white wingtip boots
Accessories: gold crystal tiara headband
The Act: Speak rarely, and give nearly everyone who you encounter a cold stare. A few smirks are allowed, but Beth is much of a smiler, so keep those to a minimum. Don’t forget to break out a few body-builder poses while you’re at it! Walk slow and determined, and above all: intimidate.

CANDICE MICHELLE

She has a new shorter hairdo, but Candice Michelle is still all about the dramatics – she breaks open her full-length coat, wears provocatively-cut tights, and is always color-coordinated.
The Look:
Hair: Shoulder-length bob-style brown wig
Outfit: gold bikini top, black bikini top (to layer under the gold top), shiny gold leggings, long feathered black robe, black flat lace-up boots
The Act: Candice is always amped up, so try to look excited as often as possible. Smile, pump your fist (the “love” hand signal is a plus), jump up and down, and never walk without a skip in your step. Be sure to dramatically open your robe every now and then. She also is big on sex appeal, so whip your hair and assume a figure-flattering posture.

JILLIAN HALL

She’s the WWE’s resident pop star, and Jillian Hall, even though she’s not very good at it, insists on singing at every possible moment. Thus, a headset microphone harkening back to Britney Spears is a crucial part. Mimicking Jillian’s long, flat-as-a-board blonde hair and single-colored ensembles are secondary but still important. Wax candy lips give you bonus points for creativity and realism.

The Look:
Hair: long blonde wig
Outfit: navy bikini top, navy yoga pants, black flap-style boots
Accessories: pop star-style headset microphone
The Act: Practically all Jillian does is sing and flaunt, so belt out a few off-key tunes every now and then, preferably at inopportune moments, and don’t stop when they plead you to do so. Graciously accept non-existent applause whenever you’ve finished a “performance”.

MARIA

She’s the WWE’s resident pop star, and Flashy, flashy, flashy. Maria expresses herself through her clothing, and as an aspiring fashion designer, everything has to be just “so”. Big wavy hair, animal print, and lace gloves are Maria’s trademarks, so it’s crucial to include them. Adopt the style, blow a few kisses, and bam – you’re Maria!

The Look:
Hair: wavy auburn wig
Outfit: zebra print leggings, zebra print bra top, black flat lace-up boots
Accessories: black lace fingerless gloves
The Act: Maria’s always sporting a pout – just look at any one of her photoshoots to see that. Smirk often, move briskly and blow kisses to your admirers. Stand with your chest puffed out – it’s her signature posture. Last but not least, own what you’re wearing, because every “fashionista” is confident above all else.

So, have you been inspired? If you’re going to be in costume this year, please share with us – humiliation is better when shared with the masses. Stay tuned for Part 2 of our “How-to” and be sure to have a Happy Halloween!

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