Saturday, December 2, 2023

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Maria’s HAIRY Little Secret…

Pass the Rolaids and just let me roll right in here… Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Are you stuffed on stuffing? Can you hardly move as your stomach recovers from finding such naughty euphoria from the dinner table? Or do you just not give a flying duck (or turkey) about today since it has no relevance to you or your country’s history? No matter! I have a treat for you in the equivalent of Fruit Cake & an Ashley Massaro wrestling match (believe me, you won’t be asking for second helpings) – Maria !!!

A photo has been brought to my attention, and I just couldn’t resist myself! Oh. My. God. What was she thinking? Maria pulled a Julia Roberts and unleashed her sandpaper pits for the world to see. This photograph had been taken at Maria’s Playboy signing, and in the words of Monica Geller-Bing: I know, right?! Why this treasure hadn’t been unleashed sooner is beyond me, but like a missed period, better late than never. I’ve already said it, and I’ll say it again: Maria should forget about chasing after the Divas Championship and perhaps chase something else, like, oh… I don’t know, a razor and some shaving cream!

All of a sudden, I just don’t feel as full anymore. But, I’ve got to admit, Maria’s unshaved pits (to which I’m sure most will beg it’s been photoshopped; click here if you do) is just another thing I’m thankful for this year. Ashley’s release and Maria’s humiliation? Pretty darn good year, if I say so myself.

Oh, and welcome back, Josie! Version 3.0 – Lude, crude, but with a semi-likable attitude!

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