If, like me, you watch SmackDown only for the Divas, let me save you the trouble: Mickie’s not leaving SmackDown. Yeah, that’s all you need to know. Seriously, no need to even watch the show — just read those four words and you’re good to return to your Thanksgiving-induced food coma or Black Friday shopping.
However, if [also like me] you’re a glutton for punishment and force yourself to sit through the show anyway, you can watch the clip below:
So what have we learned from this? Mickie’s not leaving SmackDown. But wait… did anyone actually think she was?
It’s a nice change to see Mickie, once a mute Raw by-product, be given some talking time on SmackDown over the past few weeks. And an interview nonetheless! It reminds me of the good old days, like that time Lilian interviewed Trish and then Jazz attacked her and broke her hand, but I digress.
However looking beyond the unconventional, the segment was far too short to really mean anything and suggests whoever scripted Mickie didn’t spend a lot of time writing it. Proof: even in a 30 second interview, Mickie repeats herself.
I officially render this week’s SmackDown a dud.