Stop the presses! We have breaking news: Michelle McCool is *gasp* the evil, lecherous witch you all thought she was! Here she is doing the unthinkable… slapping a fan?!
Oh wait… except she’s not. This, my friends, is the latest Internet meme and hate propaganda being used against the Women’s Champion. Just this past week I was reading an article [for class, not for shits & giggles] on how right wing Republicans scoured the interwebz high & low earlier this year looking for dirt on then would-be Supreme Court electorate Sonia Sotomayor. Something so scandalous that it would overshadow Obama picking her for such an important job. Case in point being, I guess Michelle should be flattered someone thought she was ~srs bsns~ enough to constitute similar hawk-eyed attention. And just like the Sotomayor case, the whole drama has been taken out of context; so while the video [and proceeding ‘news articles’] may be titled: “Michelle McCool Slaps Fan,” the context in which it took place is vastly different from the juicy headline. Oh Internet fans, how you make me lulz so.
Michelle, I am shocked I tells you. Shocked to my very core. How could you?!
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