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Unwrapped: Eye Candy for the Week of March 22nd, 2010

Welcome to this week’s edition of Unwrapped! As always, we will be grading all of the new photoshoots (or “eye candy”, as we like to call them) from the week gone by, judging them like so:

Sweet (Great)Bland (Iffy)Sour (Awful)

You, the reader, will also get the chance to grade the “eye candy” yourself by giving your opinion on each shoot and voting for your favorite out of the whole bunch. Now, dive in!

The Bella Twins‘s Rosy Zebra
Grade: Bland. Here are the Bella Twins wearing the same outfit & posing with each other, everyone! Nothing you haven’t seen a million times before. The pattern on the dress is a little odd, zebra print with roses overlayed. It just looks distracting. Honestly, the dresses are boring, the poses are boring and the whole shoot just lacks any excitement. It’s pretty much your standard ‘Bellas pose together’ photoshoot.
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Chelsea‘s Silver Chic #1
Grade: Sweet. New TNA Knockout, Chelsea has a memorable first photoshoot — why? Because a certain WWE Diva wore the exact same dress in her photoshoot too. But more on that later. Chelsea, who is a model, models the dress like a model should… any surprises here? Chelsea sells the dress perfectly. I really like the detailing on the dress and the colour. Chelsea doesn’t look too bad either and it’s definitely a passable first photoshoot. We’ll get tougher as the weeks go on, I’m sure.
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Read more to see the rest of this week’s photoshoots.

Katie Lea‘s Goggle Girl
Grade: Sour. Here’s Katie Lea once again in those damn goggles. God knows why, perhaps she was going swimming after the photoshoot? In this photoshoot, Katie gives us more of her unique ‘style’ and less than flattering facial expressions. I admire that she tries to be unique but seriously, everything is so thrown together and nothing complements each other. I’m not even sure what’s going on with that corset thing. You know you love her. XOXO Goggle Girl.
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Natalya‘s Spring Awakening
Grade: Bland. Natalya is finally out of that damn ring attire! Unfortunately, her outfit here isn’t too flattering on her however. Nattie looks like she’s off to a picnic in the sun with her boyfriend but I don’t particularly think the dress suits her. Then there’s the poses, it’s the standard hands-on-hips that we’ve come to expect from the Hart Dynasty Diva though she does have a really nice, energetic smile that comes across. Still, it’s not quite there.
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Rosa MendesSilver Chic #2
Grade: Sweet. See anything familiar? Like Chelsea earlier, Rosa is looking hot in this silver ensemble. However, I much, much prefer this outfit on the Latina because she is wearing the hell out of that dress and fills it out in all the right places. Combined with her knack for accessorizing — those earrings are gorgeous, as is that bangle — Rosa has the perfect outfit here. Her poses, as always, are effortlessly beautiful and she just pops through your screen.
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Savannah‘s Saucy Straps
Grade: Sweet. Savannah looks like she’d fit right in at a fashion magazine here where outfits like this, saucy though they are, would be appropriate work clothes. I’m not feeling the pink too much or the milk maid-like straps but I just can’t help but love the way this dress fits Savannah. It’s so form fitting and gorgeous. Lord knows why WWE decided to use a truck as a background but somehow, it comes together with the colours and textures. Savannah’s infectious smile really wins me over though.
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Be sure to grade each photoshoot, vote for your favorite below, and tell us what you think in the comments!

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