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I’ve cracked it! I’ve finally figured out just who Maria gets her style and hair tips from… the trannylicious Pussycat Dolls! The big hair, the crazy uncomplimentary outfits – it all makes so much sense now! Not content with being a Playboy Bunny, in her latest WWE.com photoshoot (that would make the ninth one this month), Maria unleashes her inner Pussycat! View photos »

Taking cues from Nicole and err… the other ones may be cool if you’re, I don’t know, blind as a bat but then again Maria is rarely the picture of fashionable perfection. We’ve been hearing recently of Maria’s passion for singing – maybe she’ll try out for the next season of “Pussycat Dolls Present…” Or better yet, before dabbling in new things, maybe she should try and perfect her current crafts? Here’s a to-do list:

  • Dress self with lights on
  • Practice new facial expressions for photoshoots
  • Oh and if I can squeeze in time, get better in ring (but only if I have nothing better to do)