OVW Write-Up (August 8th, 2013): Instead of a Match, We Get… Whatever This Is

We’ve got a short OVW Write-Up this week, as the ladies of OVW never actually saw in-ring action. What did happen was strange and kind of creepy, so proceed with caution.

Watch the segment below:

Taeler Hendrix comes to the ring, followed by Hannah and Holly Blossom, who are described as “sugar, spice and everything nice”. Hm.. that’s quite a contrast to another pair of wrestling twins we know. The Blossoms don’t seem to have any residual tension left over from their spat during last week’s Battle Royal.

Taeler takes the mic and asks which of the two she’s going to wrestle. Apparently management didn’t see fit to tell her who her opponent was going to be.

Oh, maybe I spoke too soon with the whole “no tension” thing, because Hannah and Holly are arguing over who gets to wrestle. Taeler hands over a Sharpie; she wants the twin she’s wrestling to mark herself so she can tell them apart. No “twin magic” for her!

Suddenly, a guy with a strange accent speaks over them, asking what these “broads” are doing in his ring. The man – apparently called The Bodyguy – is making his debut, unfortunately right before a scheduled match. Piss poor timing, Bodyguy.

Apparently, Bodyguy – who looks like The Dude if he had a drug problem – wants to striptease for the fans, but suddenly that masked man from last week comes to the ring and puts us him out of his misery.

Thoughts: Well, that was disappointing. Why tease us with a match, just to set up some mediocre debut? Couldn’t this have been its own segment? Blah.

I don’t know what else to say about this episode, other than that I’m surprised OVW didn’t continue to push Lei’D Tapa. She’s on a hot streak and the fans love her, so it makes no sense to stick her on a dark match. I guess they figured if she had her match interrupted by rhinestone robe guy, she would have kicked his ass herself, leaving nothing for that masked man.

Do better next week, OVW! I know you’ve got it in you. Just, you know, don’t do this again.

Erin
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  • LeaTHeartsWWE

    Poor guy, he’s gonna get fired because he was high on drugs in his first segment………
    THANK YOU MASKED DUDE!

  • JillianHallTNA

    LMAO at Erin’s thoughts xDDD Wish you at least added that second video with Jay Bradley’s promo with OVW divas/knockouts in lovely dresses standing in the ring and looking gorgeous. And by gorgeous, I mean at Lovely Lylah Lodge! <3 She looked amazing!!! *o*

  • Number One

    So will we see the Blossoms split up and feud or what? I hope so! I wonder which one will turn heel.

  • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

    Ugh this was so disappointing, a huge step down form last week :(
    And lol at Taeler using the same technic as Eve Torres! I don´t know how she can´t tell them apart, they´re very different, even from far away!

    • I dig CrayJ

      I completely agree!I was like really Taeler really? xD

  • Guest

    No wonder why Taeler was so unhappy there.

  • Antoine Wilson

    No wonder why Taeler was so unhappy there. Did anyone got to hear her interview about her release?

  • Peace

    I was expecting the Bodyguy to be attractive, not to look like Kevin Nash and Damien Sandow’s drugged up love child.

    • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

      You just read my mind, I was thinking the exact same thing xD When he came out, I was expecting something like Dolph Ziggler LOOL

  • BorisG

    Make Taeler again champion.

    • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

      Anyone but Trina please!

      • JillianHallTNA

        Envy! LOL

        • BorisG

          Or Jillian. She should return to OVW, where she was for about 3 years, and win the title :)

      • BorisG

        I want Lei’D Tapa also, but something tells me she is not ready yey. She’s still sloppy in the ring, and needs more practice. She’s good, but she has to practice more.

        • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

          I agree, I like her very much, but I think she has to wait a while to win the championship. I would like to see Heidi Lovelace has champion, I think she is very talented :)

          • BorisG

            Heidi was already OVW Women’s Champion, but she should be again. Taryn Terrell defeated her, and then she lost the title to Taeler. :)

          • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

            Oh ok, i just started watching some weeks ago, and I don´t know what happened before xD

          • BorisG

            xD since Diva Dirt started writing OVW redux, right? They didn’t do it, until recently?

          • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

            Yes, it was when they started, and I´m glad they did :)

    • NicoleMorrison

      So did Taelor just leave TNA?

      • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

        Yes she did!

        • NicoleMorrison

          I thought OVW was the development place for TNA correct me if I’m wrong

          • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

            No, OVW is idependent, but they must have some kind of contract with TNA, can´t tell you for sure.

        • JillianHallTNA

          wait, Taeler left OVW?!?!? Since when?!!?

          • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

            NO xD She left TNA :p

  • NicoleMorrison

    Off topic but the roster for WWE2K14 is going to be revealed saturday i’m so excited

    • Kaitlyn.Lover<3

      I know, I´m so freaking excited :D

      • Matty Ryan

        :)

    • Matty Ryan

      AHH! SERIOUSLY! I’M SO HAPPY! AHSHDHHKFDKHDDFHDKJ!