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Diva Dirt Style Jury: Week of May 10th, 2010

Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.

A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1’, ‘#2’ and so forth.

So, let the proverbial runway show begin!

ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: Love how Foxxy can get away with the simplest little outfits. This one is better than last week’s IMO. I love the color, the length, and the way it clings to her body. Alicia’s hair is pretty and since I’m a big fan of headbands, I’m going to give her an extra point for that! 8.5/10
Erin: I like that she’s getting a consistent theme going with her cute rompers. I’ve liked the ones she’s worn before and this one is no exception. The green is gorgeous. I hope she keeps this trend going, because this is the type of look you don’t see Divas wearing too often. Any opportunity for a Diva to separate herself from the pack (in a good way) is something to take advantage of. 9/10
Melanie: Much prefer this to last week’s romper. The colours are really nice and reminds you of spring. Cute. 8/10
Steven: Another week, another romper for Alicia. While I’m slowly beginning to like the romper, I’m hating these patterns that she’s picking. They remind me cheap wallpaper. Don’t these things come in colors?! 5/10
Tiffany: I’ve been digging Alicia’s fashion efforts as of late. Her style is not typical, but I think she pulls it off well. 7/10

EVE TORRES
Cryssi: The Diva’s Champ sure does love her little cropped tops, doesn’t she? I guess if I had her stomach, I’d rock that look too. I like this week’s outfit a lot better than last week. My love affair with the color black probably makes this better than what it is. Eve rocks yet another great pair of jeans and the leather looking top is nice as well. She looks a bit bad ass without looking to over the top. She didn’t really need the necklace, and I think her hair would have looked better straight. But all in all, not bad. 7/10
Erin: I didn’t really like her crop top from last week, and this one isn’t much better, but at least it’s got a bit of an edge to it, it being black leather and all. I think I’d like it better if it was a vest instead of some tank top/vest hybrid. As is, it kind of makes me want to ask her where her Harley’s parked. 5/10
Melanie: Not feeling ‘Biker Babe’ Eve. It just looks like the top is wearing her and not the other way around. 4/10
Steven: I know WWE is into dressing the Divas in skintight clothing, but Eve looks like she’s one deep breath away from busting out of that leather vest. That said, she pulls off the leather top look better than most Divas that have tried it. 8/10
Tiffany: Somehow, I feel like I’ve seen this outfit on Eve like 5 times already. I didn’t like it the first time! I wish she’d learn to dress more for her body type. Sorry but, this style is not flattering. It just does not fit well on her. In other words: does she prefer “fashion victim” or “ensembly-challenged?” 4/10

Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.

GAIL KIM
Cryssi: This Canadian looked so amazing to me this week. The eye catching top is absolutely gorgeous on her and it’s so sexy without being trashy. Gail is incredibly fit so the slinky top and tight black pants combo look brilliant on her. I love her hair so straight and loose and her make-up is flawless as well. Great, great effort from Gail this week. 9/10
Erin: Gail, don’t succumb to wearing skanky club wear! I really don’t like that shiny silver top, what with the cutout that looks like a shutter window to her boobs. The rest of the look is harmless enough, but all together it makes Gail look like some trashy club chick rather than a world class athlete. Melodramatic, I know, but clothing is srs bsnss, especially when Gail’s managed to look sexy before without going down the trashy route. 3/10
Melanie: What is with Gail and the slits/cuts in her outfits lately? She is such a classy looking girl and cheapens herself with all these trashy peep-holes. I like the bottom down but I’m not feeling the top half. 4/10
Steven: Not really a fan of the disco ball top, but Gail looks good. 7/10
Tiffany: Gail looked ravishing on Raw. She looked even better on Evan Bourne’s arm. She renders a high score, despite the twinge of jealousy this elicits in me. 7/10

MARYSE
Cryssi: Not a fashion disaster, but not a good outfit either. I don’t really like lacey tops and when you put a gold bikini underneath it just screams trashy to me. I think it was Erin that said Maryse looked ready for a Britney Spears video and that basically sums up this whole look. The tight pants and tennis shoes combination didn’t work as well and the fact Maryse wore this outfit for combat training just leaves me shaking my head. Good thing she’s so hot or otherwise this outfit would probably get a rating below three. 4/10
Erin: Well, this certainly isn’t an outfit suitable for Jiu-Jitsu training, to say the least. It’s not one I’d recommend wearing outside of one, either. The all-over lace looks a bit strange in a long-sleeved crop top, but maybe it’d make more sense if it was layered over something. The look is just a little silly in this context, and makes me glad that Maryse wears something that actually looks vaguely athletic when she wrestles. Jiu-Jitsu just doesn’t call for breathable fabrics, I guess. 4/10
Melanie: My eye is immediately drawn to the fact that she’s wearing a gold bra underneath and that should only be reserved for costume parties. The mesh top looks cheap and tacky. Maryse is better than this. 3/10
Steven: If you’re going to wear a see-through top, is it really necessary to show your belly? Didn’t think so. Not the worst thing I’ve seen a Diva wear, but I know Maryse can do much better. 5/10
Tiffany: This outfit deserves a perfect score. If I could score Maryse’s outfit any higher than 10, I would. Seriously though, I thought she rocked it last Monday. This may not be typical martial arts attire. However, that is just a testament to Maryse’s ability to kick ass and still look good doing it. 10/10

ROSA MENDES
Cryssi: As far as ring attires go, I guess this one isn’t that bad. Rosa certainly has worse outfits in her arsenal. She’s so lovely, she can get away with wearing any color, but these dark, bold colors suit her best IMO. I’m not sure if the top is silver or dark gray, but it looks fabulous on her. I would like to see Rosa in more black/gray/silver combinations. 7/10
Erin: Well, points for coming up with a unique style of wrestling attire. I much prefer it over the ruffles, but it looks a little unsuited for wrestling, like the fans in the front row might get an eyeful if things got a little out of hand. It definitely could be worse (like, for instance, her past ring attires), so I don’t hate it. Maybe once she busts out a few more of this style in different colors, I’ll come around to it. 6/10
Melanie: Rosa looks like a professional wrestler here… in the words of Kristin Astara, ‘fake it till you make it’. Looking at Rosa in this outfit, you’d take her seriously… until she, you know, wrestled. At least she looks the part. And I’m feeling the robe too. 7/10
Steven: I’ve actually found myself becoming a fan of Rosa’s gear, even if the pants remind me of Chinese Slipppers. She’s even added a robe for extra flair. She’s come a long way from those ruffled skirts… 8/10
Tiffany: Eh, Rosa’s outfit generates a so-so response in me. I love the color and the top, but I could do without the pattern on the pants. I think the outfit could benefit from a simple solid color. Then again, nothing with Rosa comes easy. I have no choice but to accede to her Latina Heat. 6/10

So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:

Maryse: 26/50
Eve Torres: 28/50
Gail Kim: 30/50
Rosa Mendes: 34/50
Alicia Fox: 37.5/50

LOSER: MARYSE. Hard to believe that the usually fashionable French Poodle got it wrong this week.

WINNER: ALICIA FOX. Alicia’s quirky personal style is rubbing off on the judges.

Vote for your favourite look from this week below:

Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!

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