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Unwrapped: Eye Candy for the Week of May 17th, 2010

Welcome to this week’s edition of Unwrapped! As always, we will be grading all of the new photoshoots (or “eye candy”, as we like to call them) from the week gone by, judging them like so:

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You, the reader, will also get the chance to grade the “eye candy” yourself by giving your opinion on each shoot and voting for your favorite out of the whole bunch. Now, dive in!

Savannah’s Blue in Green

GradeSweet. This week in “Savannah Poses with Furniture” is actually an upgrade from last week’s shoot.  The color and shape of the dress compliment Savannah quite nicely.  Also, there appears to be a wider range of facial expressions and poses.  While there is always room for improvement, there’s no denying that Savannah comes out on top in this photoshoot.

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Natalya’s Hart-Shaped

Grade: Bland. Unlike Savannah, Natalya has failed to break out of her mold this week.  She receives a bland grade for generally the same reason as last week: lack of variety.  There’s no doubting that Natalya can perpetually rep the Hart colors like no other.  However, given last week’s location, perhaps she could’ve used a different outlet to show her Canadian pride.  Preferably, one that doesn’t involve the typical shades of black and pink.  Nevertheless, the poses in this shoot are hackneyed.  It appears as if Natalya has taken steps back to her first Diva days behind the camera.
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Tiffany’s Green Light

Grade: Bland. Once again, WWE’s love affair with airbrushing rears its ugly head.  It appears that the Divas who are the least deserving of Photoshop are usually photoshopped the most.  In Tiffany’s case, it has become standard procedure to airbrush the Smackdown Diva until she’s barely recognizable.  Unfortunately, Tiffany has not only this disadvantage working against her.  The shapeless cut and the gradient effect of the dress are unflattering.  It gives off the illusion that she’s modeling a smock, and not even in an ironically-artistic way.
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Be sure to grade each photoshoot, vote for your favorite below, and tell us what you think in the comments!

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