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Candice & Beth to Actually Wrestle Tonight

Tonight’s Raw is set to be the “go home” show for this Sunday’s No Mercy, and with the lack of storyline development in Beth Phoenix & Candice Michelle‘s feud, we’ve been pretty concerned with how they’ll build up this Sunday’s Women’s Championship match. With that in mind, the following match has been announced for Raw … Read more

Hit or Miss?: September 21st – 27th

Welcome to Hit or Miss?! We’ll be examining the week’s news bits and deeming them hits or misses. For instance, did a Diva develop some backstage heat? That’s a miss. What about a Knockout match receiving the highest ratings of the show? That’s a hit. I’ll rate each story by stars (out of 5) – more stars for a hit, less for a miss. Got it? Let’s dive in..

Story #1: Ashley’s gone, but not in every sense..
The upcoming video game release, “RAW vs. SmackDown 2009”, has announced many of its roster, the most surprising of which being Ashley Massaro, whom we all know was released from the WWE some time ago.. Hm.. I wonder how the *current* Divas who are MIA on this game feel about this? (Click for more info.)
Rating:
Hit or Miss?: 1 star makes it a MISS. I’m aware that they plan these video games out verrrryyy far in advance, but it is pretty ironic that when roster space is pretty limited on these games, one of the precious spots will be taken by a Diva who is not only no longer with the company, but also left a bitter taste in many a fan’s mouth. I always think it’s kind of cool to see a Diva all digitized an whatnot, but Ashley looks absolutely atrocious in the game. Seriously – look at the photo above – those makers did her no favors.

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Story #2: TNA “Knocked Out” gets.. knocked out.
TNA recently released its “Knocked Out” DVD, solely dedicated to its Knockouts. It featured interviews with each Knockouts, as well as behind-the-scenes looks at photoshoots and stories of their respective paths to TNA. Diva Dirt reviewed the DVD, and it didn’t exactly pass with flying colors.. The main complaint was that TNA seemed to be more concerned with elevating their Knockouts above the Divas – it came across as arrogant and cocky. That, paired with empty and less-than-inspired chapters on each Knockout made us wonder if the DVD was even necessary. (See the original post.)
Rating:
Hit or Miss?: 1 & 1/2 a star makes it a MISS. I appreciate that TNA is looking to push the Knockout brand by releasing this DVD, but I think they should have rounded up some better content. Constant comparisons to “other women wrestlers” does nothing to help theme in fact, it hinders their growth as a separate entity. If I wanted to watch boring character profiles and exhausting self-congratulations, I’d watch the Emmys, thanks..

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The Most Relaxing Photoshoot Ever

Layla must have been tired when it came time to take this photoshoot, “Take a Seat”, because she’s lounging around for most of it. Not that that’s a bad thing, because girl can work it even when she’s lounging in a chair. The poses are great, because Layla isn’t hindered by such an obvious prop … Read more

Watch: SmackDown, September 26th 2008

Every week, we have comments with people discussing the weekly SmackDown Divas matches on YouTube before they air on television. Usually, we wait till the SmackDown Redux to discuss the matches but we’ve decided that each week, we will post the matches from the show right here every Friday for you to watch and discuss. … Read more

Candice Loves Leather (And Tattoos!)

Melanie has complained about the lack of development in the storyline between Candice Michelle and Beth Phoenix, and while the upcoming No Mercy match may be uninspiring, not all is lost. Candice has a new photoshoot, “Loving Leather” (please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks of Tobias on Arrested Development when I … Read more

You Can’t See Kelly

Little miss personality, Kelly Kelly, has a new photoshoot, titled “Crazy for Camo”. Clearly, the title of this shoot had as much effort put into it as Kelly has put into her poses. She’s never been the most vivacious or exciting Diva, but it’s plain boring to she the same faces and poses in every … Read more

What A Tangled Web She Weaves..

Victoria may not be getting wise to Brie Bella‘s act just yet, but she looks on top of things in her new photoshoot, “Red Hot”. She’s wearing her ring gear, which I’ve never been fond of – the fishnets and spiders are best left in late October. Nevertheless, she does have the poses down. Her … Read more

YouTube Classics: Kelly vs. Layla (w/ Lena)

Welcome to the YouTube Classics! With what appears to be the wrestling of Divas action to ECW, this week’s theme will be “Going to Extremes”, showing some memorable moments during ECW’s most recent tenure on the Sc-Fi channel. Today, we have Kelly Kelly vs. Layla (w/ Lena) from a February 12th, 2008 edition of ECW. … Read more

Owning Up: McSlutHoBag & Frenchie Who Can’t Wrestle

We here at Diva Dirt have long been accused of favoring certain Divas and shamelessly bashing others – look around in any post and you’ll witness the outrage. We have defended our opinions countless times with logic and reasoning, but the time has come to face the ugly truth – we are biased. Yes, it’s true. We specifically target your favorite Diva, pointing out faults that don’t exist and ignoring their countless glorious attributes. Whoever she is, you can bet your ass that we’re reading your mind and are determined to make her a martyr for our enjoyment. If you like Candice, we say she botches. You like Maria? She dresses like a tranny clown. What about Mickie? She’s a slut who takes nasty photos. Kelly Kelly? Her moves are too ~flashy~. Yes, yes.. No one is safe from our reign of terror. Well, that is, except for Melina and Torrie. You know, because they’re our favorites. They could fart and we’d dub it the greatest fart ever unleashed on the world. Why is that? Because we bash, we discriminate. We’re biased. You caught us red handed!

With that out of the way, we’re ushering in a new feature to Diva Dirt – Owning Up. We’ll be giving you, the readers, what you want. We’ll be taking your comments and applying them to our own viewpoints, using the same techniques many of you use to judge what we do and what the Divas do. It’s unmitigated bashing! At least now you can bitch with some basis.. WARNING: Markyness ahead. We will see what we want to see and interpret things the way we see fit. If it’s not true, so what? We bash all the time, remember? This shouldn’t be any different..

Now, on to this week’s SmackDown match between Michelle McCool and Maryse. Actually, I prefer to amend Michelle’s surname to a more apt title – “McSlutHoBag” – because, you know, she sleeps with The Undertaker, and there’s no way in hell she’d be where she is today if she wasn’t screwing one of the WWE’s legends. Maryse is French, so obviously she can’t speak well. I can’t understand her! She sounds soooo stupid with that French accent – how can anyone take her seriously? Ugh.. I know, women should be seen and not heard. Never a truer statement in this case..

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Why So Unfamiliar, Tiffany?

Another day, another seldom-known Diva with a new photoshoot. This time, Tiffany has a new one – “All Dressed”. We’ve only covered her once in our Eye Candy features and, judging by your comments, it wasn’t the warmest welcome. Frankly, I don’t see this one getting rave reviews either. But let’s face it – even … Read more

Jackie Gayda Gives Birth

One couple may be divorcing while another builds a family! According to PWInsider, former WWE Diva and TNA Knockout Jackie Gayda, along with husband Charlie Haas, welcomed a daughter into the world yesterday: Charlie Haas & his wife, former WWE Diva Jackie Gayda Haas, are the new proud parents of a new baby girl: Taylor … Read more

Lena’s Back in Black

It seems like the only time we see Lena is every few weeks on WWE.com, and this is one of those rare sightings. Her new photoshoot, “Lady in Black”, isn’t particularly remarkable, but she looks quite gorgeous in her simplistic dress. She’s not even wearing shoes! Talk about minimalist dressing.. [poll id =”182″]

YouTube Classics: Lita’s Last Match

Welcome to the YouTube Classics! The recent rash of TNA departures (Gail Kim, Salinas..) this week’s theme will be “Dearly Departed”, reflecting on some memorable last moments. Today, we have Lita’s last match from Survivor Series 2006. Compared to rival Trish Stratus, Lita’s WWE farewell was far from pleasant. Lita took on Mickie James, but … Read more

Jillian Will Steal Your Soul

Jillian is back to her regular schedule of jobbing, so it’s natural she’d be reimbursed with a WWE.com photoshoot, right? Well, that logic doesn’t exactly stick, but nevertheless, she has a new shoot – “Soul Music” – in which she’s wearing a particularly fitting t-shirt. “Fitting” in both the sense that she looks like she’s … Read more

Salinas Confirms TNA Departure

As we mentioned earlier today, Shelly Martinez, the girl formerly known as Salinas has left TNA. She has posted the following blog on her MySpace page, confirming the news: Hey everyone! First I want to say to everyone who ordered my photos sorry for the delay. The printing held it up so I will send … Read more

NATALYA SMASH!!!

Natalya is mad as hell, and she’s not going to take it anymore! Alright, so maybe that’s not the case, but you’ve got to wonder how she’s feeling after her recent string of losses, the most recent taking place this past Friday on SmackDown. In her new photoshoot, “Blue Crush”, Natalya’s letting out her aggression … Read more

YouTube Classics: Trish Stratus’s Raw Farewell

Welcome to the YouTube Classics! The recent rash of TNA departures (Gail Kim, Salinas..) this week’s theme will be “Dearly Departed”, reflecting on some memorable last moments. Today, we have Trish Stratus’s last Raw match from the September 11th, 2006 Raw. Trish took on old friend Mickie James in preparation for her final match with … Read more

Hit or Miss?: September 7th – September 13th

Welcome to Hit or Miss?! We’ll be examining the week’s news bits and deeming them hits or misses. For instance, did a Diva develop some backstage heat? That’s a miss. What about a Knockout match receiving the highest ratings of the show? That’s a hit. I’ll rate each story by stars (out of 5) – more stars for a hit, less for a miss. Got it? Let’s dive in..

Story #1: Beth vs. Candice set for No Mercy.
One week after making her return to the ring, Candice Michelle was awarded with a Women’s Title match against Beth Phoenix. After Beth won her match against Mickie James on Raw, she and Candice had a stare-down, which in the wrestling world is universal code for “We’re fixin’ to fight, but not right now.” The match is set to take place October 5th at No Mercy. (See the original post.)
Rating:
Hit or Miss?: 1 1/2 stars makes it a MISS. I know it’s obvious that Candice would feud with Beth upon her return, but the reasoning behind her getting a Women’s Title match is ridiculous. The set-up was lame, (why was Candice sitting at ringside in some hoity-toity chair like she was the champ and Mickie and Beth were wrestling for the #1 Contendership?), the match has a chance of being not that great (Candice’s ring rust), and it all seems very rushed. Hopefully the match will shape up a little better in the coming weeks. 3 weeks and counting..

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Story #2: Mickie = place holder?
With Candice Michelle‘s return, it became apparent that Mickie James was set to be pushed aside for the time being. However, it’s also come to light that Mickie may have not even had the push she received earlier in the year if Candice hadn’t suffered her second injury setback. There’s speculation that Mickie wouldn’t have had her 4th Women’s Championship reign if Candice was around at the time. Mickie was the only top face, and thus had to hold the division together until Candice returned. (See the original post.)
Rating:
Hit or Miss?: 1/2 a star makes it a MISS. I don’t care if you like Candice or not – it sucks to think that these past few months could have meant next nothing in the grand scheme of things. I mean, a whole Women’s Title reign just because there’s no other face worthy of a reign? Come on, give Mickie more credit than that. It just gives me an image of Mickie working her ass off for month upon month as the brand’s top face Diva, only to be pushed aside once Candice was well enough to return to the ring. Whether you are a fan of Mickie’s or not, that’s not very fair. She had a rather uneventful Women’s Title reign, had pointless match after pointless match, and seemed to be a glorified placeholder for a woman much less experienced than herself. Any way you slice it, it’s a raw deal.

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Michelle Gets All Philosophical

Michelle McCool has taken to her Fan Nation blog to comment on a few things, mainly the amount of scruntity that she and other Divas endure: Personality/character: I had someone send me a message saying that I’m this, I’m that, I don’t have this, I don’t have that, I stink at this, I stink at … Read more

Podcast: Raw vs. SD, SD Spoilers, Photoshoots

I’ve finally gotten around to recording my own podcast! In it I talk about the differences between the latest Women’s Championship and Divas Championship matches, why SmackDown is better than Raw, and Smackdown Spoilers for this Friday. There’s even a little bit of photoshoot discussion, so check it out! [audio:podcast10sept08.mp3] Run Time: 12:57

Beth Phoenix Stays Golden

With all the Candice hubbub going on, it’s easy to forget that Beth Phoenix is actually the Women’s Champion. Her new photoshoot, “Queen of Glam”, may help refresh your memories, because in my opinion, she looks positively golden! Of all of the variations on her ring attire, this might be my favorite. That, paired with … Read more