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Special Investigations Unit: The Rise and Fall of Natalya

If CNN can have one, why can’t we? Welcome to a brand new (hopefully) weekly column, the Special Investigations Unit in which we hope to probe a certain story or situation in further detail. Whether it be a top news story or an observation that we’ve noticed, Diva Dirt is unafraid to ask the tough questions in trying to solve our investigation!

In this week’s column, we’re looking at a Diva in a career of just a few months has impressed many and won over the fans. She is the first ever third generation Diva in WWE, Natalya joined the main WWE roster in April as part of SmackDown in what was one of the first moves to develop the blue brand’s burgeoning women’s division. Now 6 months later, that developing division is fully fledged with it’s own title and an array of competitors. However, when that division was in it’s early stages, it seemed that Natalya’s arrival to SmackDown was to play the top heel for the division – a role that secured her a spot in the first ever Divas Championship match. However in recent months, WWE seems to have dropped it’s stock in Bret Hart’s niece in favour of pushing Maryse as the new top heel, meanwhile Natalya seems to be relegated to jobber status. For someone who had such high prospects just a few months ago, what went wrong? Diva Dirt investigates…

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Who’s Next For Playboy?

Earlier today, we reported that the likely candidate for WWE’s Playboy crossover, Kelly Kelly had shot down that she’ll be posing nude next year. Who do you think could be the next Playboy covergirl? Vote below! Just to help you out, we’ve listed a few of the ‘suspects’ we think could be in line to … Read more

Computer Kelly Kelly Says “No”

What’s that saying? “This one just blew wide open!” Well that’s exactly what has happened. Everybody thought Kelly Kelly was a dead cert for WWE’s Playboy covergirl in 2009 but the youngest Diva on the roster has quashed rumours that she’ll be posing nude for the magazine. For a girl who had pictures of herself … Read more

Just When You Thought You Were Safe

I know our main complaint about Maria tends to center around her penchant for posing with “fish lips”, but as of late, it seemed to have tapered off. However, with her new photoshoot, “Plaid About You”, it’s back with a vengeance. It’s like the spirit of a 14-year-old girl on MySpace is trapped inside Maria; … Read more

SmackDown Spoilers: October 10, 2008

Spoilers for the Friday night edition of SmackDown, the show’s second on MyNetworkTV are below: EDIT – More details have been added. Brie Bella beat Natalya (w/Victoria). At one point Bella went under the ring and Victoria followed her. When she emerged out came…Hornswoggle! He chased Victoria to the back. Later, Bella went back under … Read more

FCW Watch: Brie Bella & Alicia Fox in Episode 1

WWE’s developmental territory debuted it’s brand new television series on Sunday in Florida. The first episode of Florida Championship Wrestling featured a six person tag team match starring SmackDown’s Brie Bella and former SmackDown star whose current status seems to be up in the air, Alicia Fox. Hopefully, we’ll keep posting the weekly Divas action … Read more

Is Victoria Teasing Retirement?

Arguably one of the most talented Divas to grace a WWE ring, it’s somewhat suspicious that SmackDown’s Victoria got a little sentimental in her latest MySpace blog. Could the former Women’s Champ be teasing retirement? This seemed a little out of place in an ‘everyday blog’, which makes me wonder if Victoria like many of … Read more

Exclusive: Bellas Exposed By WWE Magazine!

Okay, it’s not really an exclusive, I just wanted to go for a fun tabloid-esque title! As has been much reported online recently, the Bella Twins – Brie and Nicole – are featured in the November 2008 issue of WWE Magazine in a feature on FCW. Of course this ruins the current SmackDown storyline. Anyhoo, … Read more

Lilian Wins the Stairing Contest

The WWE’s photoshoots are usuall lacking in the scenery department, but Lilian Garcia‘s new photoshoot “Stairs to Heaven” is really quite interesting. The spiral staircase and external setting really adds to the shoot. Michelle did the stair thing, and I thought it worked well then too. However, I’m preferring Lilian’s shoot to Michelle’s. Aside from … Read more

Raw Redux – October 6, 2008

This week on Raw: Beth Phoenix and Santino scored an upset victory over Jamie Noble and Mickie James in a mixed tag match after which things got heated between Layla‘s current and former squeezes. Plus Kelly Kelly picked up a singles victory over Jillian, in a match that was completely overshadowed by the inane ramblings of four grown men trying to act like they’re from the ghetto – while wearing body glitter.

Thoughts & Reactions
This week’s Raw was a letdown on the Diva front and by the time the second Divas bout rolled around, I found myself heading for the ‘mute’ button my remote control because I was frankly getting a headache. Awards for production, WWE will not be getting. Cutting from the actual action to four men standing around hurling abuse at each other like kids on a playground was pathetic and there was just no way the audience could get into the match going on in the ring between Kelly and Jillian. It’s hard to review a match I feel I’ve only seen half of. That said, from what we did see, I’d say Kelly looked as progressive as ever and the match was fine. It wasn’t spectacular nor was it a total wash out, the work was fine and it was nice to see Kelly pick up some steam after losing to Beth Phoenix last week. Her job to Beth had to be done last week to build momentum for Beth vs Candice at No Mercy, but I’m glad WWE is back on the Kelly bandwagon and pushing her because she’s becoming a solid worker and the more opportunities she gets to go out there and gain that experience, the better she will be. Judging No Mercy to last night’s Raw, I would say Candice and Kelly have some similarities – both are competent in the ring, but have their issues with timing and such. Kelly however, has something that Candice doesn’t: ring presence. Though awkward at times, Kelly really seems comfortable in the ring and even though her ring-work may not be on Mickie James level, that comfortability in the ring adds more credibility to Kelly’s wrestling style and I think fans, critics and WWE officials alike are seeing the improvement in Kelly’s work and seeing it as a positive sign. She’s not perfect, but she’s making good headway. Jillian will always be a jobber, but got a decent amount of offense in this match so it wasn’t totally Kelly-dominated as you might expect.

As for the mixed tag match, there’s not much to say as there wasn’t a lot of Diva action in this one. Then again, I think we’ve seen Mickie vs Beth countless times that we don’t need a repeat, we can just close our eyes and envision these two going at it. Coming off a huge week of victories last week, I expected more development for Beth this week, but it became ‘The Santino Show’. Beth is the one who notched up three victories over the course of seven days and was treated little more than background filler, you wouldn’t be able to tell she just came off a successful Women’s Championship match the night before. Speaking of which, WWE darling, Candice was noticeably absent from Raw last night. I find that a little suspect, because considering they want to promote Candice as their ‘top Diva’, you’d think she’d be guaranteed a spot on the show. Is WWE’s enamour wearing off? Are WWE putting their stock in Kelly Kelly instead? I thought Kelly’s win last night was a building block towards challenging Beth for the title. The Beth-Candice feud virtually wrote itself and could have been a focal point of Raw for at least three months but WWE killed any momentum with their ‘poison pen booking’ and totally wore off any excitement to see this feud continue. It seems No Mercy was a blow off match. Which begs the question: What next for Candice?

I guess Layla isn’t going to be a salacious, ‘sex-pot’ (God I hate that word) in the way Lita and Trish were when they turned on Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho respectively. I would’ve expected Layla to slap the taste out of Jamie Noble’s mouth or get somewhat involved in the brawl between he and Regal, but nope. On one hand, it left something to be desired but on the other, it was a nice change. It kind of suggests that regal/noble status Layla is aiming for in her union with Regal, that she won’t get her hands dirty personally – she’ll get her man to do it for her. It’s a nice twist to what we’ve seen in the past, such as the two examples above. I think Layla definitely could play that ‘spoiled girl’ really well, making Regal do her dirty work and not lifting a finger herself.

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You’re My Butterfly, Sugar, Baby..

Ugh, that was a terrrrible song.. Speaking of terrible, we’ve had a string of boring WWE.com photoshoots, and I’ve chosen to skip posting them, because they really weren’t worth the time. However, Layla has pulled us out of that dry spell with her new photoshoot “In Print”. She once again shows how simplicity can work … Read more

Systematic Breakdown of No Mercy

The history books for the 2008 edition of No Mercy will read exactly like the 2007 edition: Beth Phoenix def. Candice Michelle. The Glamazon retained the title against the former Women’s Champion and her longtime rival. I’ll be completely honest (when am I not?), this feud hasn’t interested me in the slightest bit and I … Read more

John Morrison Puts Candice on Blast

Oh snaps! Looks as though all is not well in the WWE Universe (I really hate that phrase), we’ve got Superstars turning on Superstars! Former WWE Tag Team Champion and Melina cohort, John Morrison put former Women’s Champion, Candice Michelle on blast in a No Mercy live blog on the WWE Universe (formerly Fan Nation) … Read more

Watch: No Mercy 2008

Below is the Women’s Championship match from last night’s No Mercy pay per view between Beth Phoenix and Candice Michelle. BETH PHOENIX VS CANDICE MICHELLE – WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP • Check back later today for our monthly “Systematic Breakdown of…”

New Look Diva Dirt Launches!

No need to adjust your computer screens folks! It’s true, it’s true… after nearly six months, Diva Dirt has a brand new look! You like? I’d just like to send a shout out to our homegirl, Linny for hooking us up with this amazing new look! Linny, you will forever be a friend of this … Read more

Diva Dirt’s No Mercy Tip Sheet

In an exact rematch from the same pay per view last year, Beth Phoenix meets Candice Michelle for the Women’s Championship tonight at No Mercy. It was at this event one year ago when the Glamazon first captured the title. Will history repeat itself with Beth walking out the champion? Our bloggers predict… Erin: With … Read more

SmackDown Redux – October 3, 2008

This week on SmackDown: On the big premiere on MyNetwork TV, the Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix upstaged SmackDown’s own, Michelle McCool in a battle of the champions. Meanwhile, the rest of the WWE Divas observed from ringside as lumberjacks.

Thoughts & Reactions
As expected, the Glamazon picked up a victory over the Divas Champion. I’m in two minds about this: On one hand, it’s far more believable to have Beth go over Michelle but on the other hand, what good does it do in the long run for Michelle? SmackDown is her brand, after all and not Beth’s. I think SmackDown’s creative team did a good job in solving that problem and thus, I have no issue with Beth going over. As I wrote, it was to be expected and I think it was the right finish. Yes, SmackDown is Michelle’s show and while Beth gets to go back to Raw, Michelle must carry on in front of the MyNet audience having lost on the first night – I think the writing was strong enough in that we had an interference from Michelle’s rival, Maryse to blame for her loss. Nice set up to continue this feud and introduce it to the MyNet audience.

As for the match itself, I wasn’t sold one bit. I was really looking forward to this match, but I just felt the work was awkward and these two didn’t have any real chemistry. I love both Divas, but Michelle in particular let me down on SmackDown. I just felt she was awkward in the ring, wholly unexciting and frankly, I expected more from her. She seemed to veer towards kicks, arm locks… blah blah. None of the exciting, fast paced action we’re used to seeing from the Divas Champion. Honestly, I felt the match was sloppy. The finish was pretty strong however, not exactly making up for the poor match, but it was a good finish. The Glam Slam looked pretty sick and was an effective end to the match.

Let us not forgot the Divas on the outside of the ring! Oh the poor, unexpecting MyNet audience! I don’t know why the WWE Divas insist on looking like hookers, honestly, when they came out it looked like a hooker parade. I just wish these girls would dress decently, because it’s all their own doing honestly. It was almost as though the Divas who are less ‘slutty’ tried to slut it up to hang in there with the ‘models’, Jesus, Natalya looked like she couldn’t even walk in those stupid heels. Did they get the wrong memo? They dressed as if they were hitting up a night club (or a street corner), not dressed to act as lumberjacks for a women’s wrestling match. I think Layla is the only one who looked decent. As for the lumberjack brawl lol, all I really recall is loads of bad weaves flashing across the screen. Oh and I’m pretty certain I saw someone’s shoe come off! And apparently Lena‘s a heel… Who cares?

A lot of people brought up the fact that this match did nothing to put over Candice vs Beth and was more about Maryse vs Michelle. Actually, I’m all for it. This is SmackDown not Raw, I liked that the focus was on SmackDown’s Divas feud and building up that for the coming weeks. Sure, Candice and Beth have a Women’s Championship match at No Mercy, but it’s not their show and if Raw’s shitty creative team cannot fundamentally provide some decent booking for this ‘feud’, why should SmackDown’s writers put it over? I felt the glances from Candice to Beth after the match were sufficient. I’m excited to see where Maryse vs Michelle goes next, Maryse really is proving to be a big ole thorn in Michelle’s side and there’s so many ways they can go with this!

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Keep Convincing Yourself, Maria

Because it just might come true! SmackDown’s Maria does the best job she can to compensate for her lack of in-ring ability in a recent interview with The Sun. The Diva seems to realise, just like the rest of, she’s not very good when asked about a possible Divas Championship reign – though it seems … Read more

Watch: Champion vs Champion Lumberjack Match

This week’s Friday Night SmackDown is an All Star Kick-Off to celebrate the show’s move to MyNetwork TV. Check out the inaugural Divas match on MyNet between Divas Champion, Michelle McCool and Women’s Champion, Beth Phoenix – with all the WWE Divas at ringside as lumberjacks! Remember, check back tomorrow for the SmackDown Redux. BETH … Read more

Eve & Maria: Magical Assistants

SmackDown’s Eve Torres and Maria will feature on a special preview episode of Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed tonight on MyNetwork TV at 9/8ct and below are a few preview pictures of our girls. I have to say, I think both Divas look H-O-T and are the perfect picks for this show, lord knows there’s … Read more

Melina’s Return Scheduled for ’09

It’s a slow news day so I’m taking it where I can get it, okay?! According to Jim Ross’ blog, Melina isn’t expected back on Raw until January 2009. JR notes that Melina’s recovery is on schedule. It was previously floating around on the ‘net that Melina would be back around Survivor Series time, so … Read more