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Eve’s Dressed (Impractically) to Kill

Divas have never been known to choose the most practical outfits to wrestle in, but Eve‘s bringing it to a whole new level in her new photoshoot “On the Spot”. The booty shorts alone look painful. And this may sound mean, but when a Diva dresses impractically to wrestle (I realize that’s a fine line … Read more

Will Tori and Luna Bring Some “Attitude” to WrestleMania?

Names from the WWE’s WrestleMania 25 “contact list” are continuing to leak, and the most recent news brings us two names we haven’t heard in quite some time: Tori and Luna Vachon. Tori is, of course, the former girlfriend of both Kane and X-Pac. She did the whole “obsessed fan” thing way before Mickie or … Read more

The Lazy Person’s Guide to WrestleMania 25

Speculation over those taking part in WrestleMania 25’s big 25-Diva “Miss WrestleMania” Battle Royal has been coming in hot and heavy in the past few days, so it’s understandable if you (like me) have gotten a little lost along the way. Thus, I’ve deemed it necessary to draw up a chart discerning those former Divas … Read more

A Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes…

Mickie James‘s in-ring style has always been a bit on the “flower child” side, hence the theme of her new photoshoot, “Flower Power”. She’s sporting bright colors and psychedelic patterns that are reminiscent of the age of the hippies, free love, and glow-in-the-dark velvet posters. It fits her bouncy nature perfectly, and the addition of … Read more

Why’d You Have to Go and Make Things So Complicated?

Natalya may be treading dangerously into Avril Lavigne territory in her new photoshoot “Hart-breaker”, but she does it pretty well. Quite frankly, she’s looking so Diva-ish it’s kind of scary. Where’s my crazy Nattie? Anywho, I like her dress, but maybe if she lost the tights the look wouldn’t appear so bulky. Then again, maybe … Read more

Black Gold, Texas Tea..

Rosa Mendes is looking very “secret agent” in her new photoshoot, “Black Gold”. The head-to-toe black leather, paired with glossy lips and voluminous hair sounds like a direct route to tranny town, but Rosa pulls it off. I love the booties, and she’s got the body to work the skin-tight dress. She certainly looks tougher … Read more

First Look at Gail Kim in “Royal Kill”

Wrestlers don’t usually have a good track record when it comes to appearing in movies (*cough* Blade Trinity *cough* anyJohnCenamovie *cough*) but Gail Kim‘s giving it a go in “Royal Kill”, a movie that’s been on the shelf for a while now (to give you a taste of how long it’s been, its star died … Read more

I’m Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die

Mickie James is working all the right colors in her new photoshoot, “Baby Blue Beauty”. I love how that shade of blue looks with her hair, and the gold jewelry is just the right shade. The dress itself is a little iffy, but if I’m reading is correctly, it’s an Ed Hardy creation, so it’s … Read more

“No Divas Here..” Oh Wait, Nevermind..

Now, we all know that TNA is notorious for riding on the WWE’s coattails, but this one’s a bit of a head-scratcher. TNA Knockout SoCal Val thinks TNA should take over the WWE’s Playboy reigns, allowing the Knockouts to pose for the magazine just as the Divas did. She said to the UK Sun: “It … Read more

Katie Lea Could Kick Jessica Alba’s Ass

Don’t tell me I’m the only one that remembers Jessica Alba’s career-starter of a show called “Dark Angel”. I was never too familiar with it, but form what I remember, it entailed a genetically-enhanced Alba running around in black leather in a Post-Apocalyptic future. Thus, it seems fitting that Katie Lea‘s latest photoshoot is titled … Read more

Kelly Wants to Sell You Some Underwear

Seriously, doesn’t Kelly Kelly‘s new photoshoot look like is was taken straight from the Victoria’s Secret catalog? I’m not saying that in a good way, because it looks more like something from their PINK line, which is pretty much sorority girl chic. The shoot’s titled “Be Kelly’s”, which pretty much clues you in to the … Read more

Girl With a Pearl Necklace

In photoshoot land, Natalya‘s still a redhead, and so her latest shoot “Girl in Pearls” keeps her in Mary Jane Waston territory, though we’re talking about a Spider-Man 2 look, as opposed to the Spider-Man 3 color she started out with. Currently, Natalya’s look is distractingly blonde with a touch of hot pink, which is … Read more

Bad Girls Wear Black

It seems as though Katie Lea and Michelle McCool‘s heel personas have manifested themselves into their wardrobe, as both are donning head-to-toe black in their latest photoshoots, “Fringe Benefits” and “Fur Your Eyes Only”, respectively. Katie Lea’s going for a rock star look, with the blonde strands of hair, leather pants, wristbands, thigh-high boots and … Read more

Ashley’s Late for 4th Period Study Hall

Say, ever wondered what it would be like to peer into the mind of one Ashley Massaro? Yeah, it’s a frightening prospect, but an interesting one at that. Well wait no longer, because the majesty of the inner workings of her brain have been exposed in her latest MySpace blog. Seemingly, Ashley has been wronged by a (former) significant other, and like any sensible 13-year-old girl that loiters outside the mall while wearing too much eyeliner and a Twilight shirt, she expresses her inner anguish through – what else? – a Dashboard Confessional song!

Enjoy this presentation of “MasterpieceMassaro Theater” below:

“The Best Deceptions”

I heard about your trip.
I heard about your souvenirs.
I heard about the cool breeze, in the cool nights,
And the cool guys that you spent them with.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.

Don’t you see, don’t you see, that THE CHARADE IS OVER!
And all the “Best Deceptions” and “Clever Cover Story” awards go to YOU!
So kiss me hard ’cause this will be the last time that I let you.
You will be back someday and this awkward kiss that tells of other
people’s lips will BE OF SERVICE TO KEEPING YOU AWAY.

I heard about your regrets.
I heard that you WERE FEELING SORRY.
I heard from someone that you wish you could set things right BETWEEN US.
Well I guess I should have heard of that from you.
I guess I should have heard of that you.

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Maria Looks Sexy in a Gorilla Suit

There’s no doubt that Maria looks amazing in her new photoshoot, “Nice Sequins”. Her body is in excellent shape, and while one may think wearing just a bra would look incredibly trashy, I think the sparkly detailing on it makes it look more “Victoria Secret fashion show” and less “JC Penny catalog”. The bottom half, … Read more

Voulez-Vous Lutter Avec Moi Ce Soir

Oh yes, we did break out the “Lady Marmalade” lyrics (with an obvious modification). Though it’s no wonder why – Maryse looks exquisite in her new photoshoot, “Red Hot”. She’s gorgeous as always, and her ring coat, which would probably look ridiculous on the street, looks strangely chic when she wears it. The studs, sleeveless-ness, … Read more

Quick Note: Status of Melina-Perez.org

Just a quick little self-indulgent note: Melina-Perez.org is currently down (*cough*server is being a bitch*cough*), but I’m working on moving it to a more suitable server. The site will be back up and running ASAP.

Oooh, Foxy Lady..

Alicia Fox looks so great in this photoshoot, I can’t help but hear that classic Jimi Hendrix song in my head.. It’s fitting, then, that this shoot is titled “Foxy Diva”. She looks kind of retro, wearing a ripped top and headband, but it doesn’t look gimmicky. You wouldn’t think posing in a hallway would … Read more

Everything’s Not Lost…

Mickie James may have lost her match last night, but she has no reason to be down – she’s got a jam-packed new photoshoot to her name today! You see, WWE.com apparently shoehorned two photoshoots together, and since I’m too lazy to think of a better name, I’ll stick with theirs: “Very Violet”. Clearly that … Read more

Candice is On Rocky Ground

Heh, see what I did there? Made you look! Anywho, Candice is looking a whole lot more subdued in her new photoshoot, “On the Rocks”. I have to say I certainly prefer it to her last photoshoot – it’s definitely got more subtlety to it, and she looks so much more natural. Candice is someone … Read more

Kurt Warner Would Be Proud

As any American could tell you, tonight the biggest NFL game of the year takes place – the Super Bowl! Of course, the WWE had to celebrate the occasion with a photoshoot, dressing up Brie and Nikki Bella in opposing team paraphernalia. Brie’s sporting the Steelers garb, while Nikki is siding with the Cardinals. All … Read more

Katie Lea’s Got Passion

Katie Lea‘s new photoshoot “Purple Passion” isn’t exactly typical fare from her – sure, there’s still the intense eyes and seriousness, but she’s showing more diversity, mixing in a few different poses. She’ll never be one to pose all smiley or do the “duck lips”, and for that I’m thankful. I’m not big on the … Read more